Chapter 092: Lao Tzu Thanked His Whole Family!
Seeing Lingji Bodhisattva's anxious look, Fuxian Bodhisattva comforted him repeatedly: "Don't worry, I will help you move the rescuers when I go back later." ”
After speaking, Lingji Bodhisattva was going to use that life-saving hair.
"Fuxian, don't worry, you take that hair, maybe the deity has a way to save the two at the same time. Lingji Bodhisattva's heart moved, and he wanted to borrow the hair of Fuxian Bodhisattva first.
"However, this is a life-saving ......" Fuxian Bodhisattva hesitated a little and said in a hesitation.
"Fuxian, you and I have been brothers for many years, will the deity deceive you because of a single hair, you still doubt me, the deity is so sad. Lingji Bodhisattva's eyes were full of tears and sadness.
"Lingji, don't say that. That's it. Fuxian Bodhisattva gritted his teeth, and then slammed his hair.
At this time, Lingji Bodhisattva was not without pride in his heart, and his heart said that this Puxian Bodhisattva was still too young. As long as this hair arrives, Lingji Bodhisattva will run away as soon as possible, regardless of your monstrous waves in the future, I Lingji Bodhisattva will not care at all.
Hmph, if you want to pit the deity and eat, don't even think about it!
Lingji Bodhisattva sneered a few times, and then heard a bang, and the Fuxian Bodhisattva was gone.
Lingji Bodhisattva: "???"
At this time, Lingji Bodhisattva reacted.
It's too late, shouldn't this life-saving hair be activated in one stroke, right?
The hesitant appearance of the Bodhisattva before, could it be that he wanted to tell the deity this?
At this time, Lingji Bodhisattva cried, crying extremely sadly.
Ma Dan, said that five people would come to pit Tang Sanzang and dig a pit to pit him. How did you directly turn into Benzun and be buried in the end?
Lingji Bodhisattva wanted to cry without tears, and Guanyin Bodhisattva and others who escaped were relieved in their hearts.
"Great, it's really thrilling. ”
"That's right, we almost became the laughing stock of the Three Realms. Manjushri nodded.
Just as the two were talking, the Bodhisattva also arrived.
"In this way, we are all out of the ordeal. Guanyin nodded in good condition.
"By the way, Lingji Bodhisattva is still there!" Fuxian Bodhisattva said in a loud voice when he saw Guanyin and the others.
"Lingji Bodhisattva is one of the eight great bodhisattvas, and his skills are vast, which is beyond the imagination of you and me. Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath, then glanced at Manjushri Bodhisattva, and said, "Manjushri, you haven't been to the Nanhai Dojo in this seat for a long time, why don't you come in and have a cup of tea." ”
"That's exactly what I mean!" Manjushri nodded happily.
When Fuxian saw it, he hurriedly called out to them: "Hey, Lingji is still over there, are we really not going to save him?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva's face changed slightly, but he snorted coldly, dropped his sleeves and left.
Manjushri shook his head and said in a deep voice: "This Lingji Bodhisattva has not succeeded enough and has more than enough failures, and almost put us in prison, it is already very good that we did not settle accounts with him, do you plan to go back and eat with him?"
As soon as Manjushri said this, Fuxian Bodhisattva couldn't help but shudder and shook his head again and again.
So, the three of them left Lingji Bodhisattva behind and strode into the Nanhai Dojo.
Lingji Bodhisattva waited left and right, and never saw Guanyin Bodhisattva and others come back again, and couldn't help but panic.
And Tang Sanzang had already poured all the bucket of dung and water under the towering tree under Lingji Bodhisattva at this time.
The stench that soared to the sky made Lingji Bodhisattva couldn't help but spit out all the yellow bile water.
At this time, a smile appeared at the corner of Xuanzang's mouth: "Lingji Bodhisattva, Lingji Bodhisattva, you are trying to find me unlucky, but you didn't expect to be calculated by me, right?"
Xuanzang already had a plan in his heart at this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva and others suffered a loss, and they definitely didn't dare to come to settle accounts with themselves.
First, they didn't expect that this farmer was pretending to be Tang Sanzang, and it was not easy to settle accounts with a mortal.
Second, I was afraid that Tang Sanzang would still have a backhand, and if he fought again, wouldn't he become the laughing stock of the Three Realms.
The Buddha did not allow them to be demons again, after all, on the way to learn scriptures in the west, Manjushri and others joined forces to be demons, and it was only this difficulty.
"Lingji Bodhisattva, just wait for! Don't worry, the good show is ahead. Xuanzang turned the upside-down dung bucket upside down, and then left with a smile after a soak of urine.
Lingji Bodhisattva was so angry that he fainted directly!
"Congratulations to the host for stunting the Lingji Bodhisattva, experience +20!"
"Congratulations to the host for allowing Lingji Bodhisattva to obtain the new achievement King of the Pit King, experience +100!"
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"Lingji Bodhisattva, wake up, what's the matter with you?"
Lingji Bodhisattva was hazy, and when he heard someone shouting at him, he couldn't help but feel excited, and his heart was happy.
Great, Fugen Bodhisattva, they have finally come to save the deity. It's just that...... Does this sound a little old and haggard?
Lingji Bodhisattva opened his eyes, but in a hazy way, he saw an old man with a white beard, looking at him very peacefully.
"Tai Bai Xing, why are you here?" Lingji Bodhisattva was startled and said continuously.
"Don't talk about that, why are you tied up here. And the style of this tie is really ......" Tai Bai Xing looked at the Lingji Bodhisattva who was staging the binding play in surprise, and thought to himself, "You guy, you shouldn't be a pervert, right, this style of tying is too professional, right?"
"It's hard to say, let's loosen the deity. Lingji Bodhisattva wanted to get out of here quickly, otherwise, if this episode was spread today, how would he gain a foothold in the Three Realms in the future.
"No problem, you guys go and untie Lingji Bodhisattva!" Tai Baixing shouted, and then there was a deafening sound behind Lingji Bodhisattva.
Lingji Bodhisattva heard that his scalp was numb, and he turned his head tremblingly, but he saw hundreds of heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals covering their mouths and snickering at him.
"Tai Bai Xing, you are ......" Lingji Bodhisattva was full of despair, I am afraid that this great name of the stinky Three Realms will not be able to escape.
"Don't thank me, this is all Tang Sanzang's apprentice told Ben Xian, Tang Sanzang's apprentice told me that their master is being attacked by five extremely vicious old monsters that have been stinking for thousands of years, and he is dying for nine lives, and he asked me to quickly shake people to help. ”
Tai Bai Xing turned his head and glanced at the back, and said extremely sincerely: "You see, I called all the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the South Heavenly Gate, I'm afraid that I can't deal with it alone." If you want to thank Lao Jun, it is better to come to the door in person another day to thank Tang Sanzang and them. ”
Do you want to thank Tang Sanzang? Lao Tzu thanks his whole family!
Do you want to beat gongs and drums for him and make a pennant?
Do you want to set up a flowing water banquet for him at the South Heavenly Gate and feast the gods of the Three Realms?