Chapter 093: The Poor Monk Is Really a Person! (Ask for Recommendation)
Lingji Bodhisattva suddenly spat out a few mouthfuls of blood, which frightened Tai Bai Xing into a panic: "Lingji Bodhisattva, I didn't expect that you, who have high mana, were also attacked by those five extremely vicious monsters. These five monsters are really hateful, don't let Lao Jun see them, otherwise, Lao Jun will skin him and fry him raw......"
Tai Bai Xing was angry, and Lingji Bodhisattva spit out another mouthful of old blood when he heard this.
Shut up, okay!
Lingji Bodhisattva finally calmed down, and then said in a deep voice: "Today, the deity suffered this sin, don't mention it to the outside world, otherwise the deity is the only one who asks!"
Tai Bai Xing nodded when he heard this, and then commanded loudly towards the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals in the rear: "Did you hear it, don't dress up Lingji Bodhisattva in women's clothes, be tied up by demons, and be beaten by demons so powerless that you can't fight back......"
Tai Bai Xing was about to confess one by one, but Lingji Bodhisattva spat out another mouthful of blood, and shouted weakly: "Why don't you shut up, do you still want you to say this?"
Tai Bai Xing saw that Lingji Bodhisattva looked extremely dissatisfied, and hurriedly nodded and said with a smile on his face: "Lao Jun naturally knows, Lao Jun naturally can't be the master of this matter, and it's useless for me to guarantee it alone......"
So, Tai Bai Xing glanced at the back, and the heavenly soldiers and generals behind him observed the words and immediately shouted loudly.
"Lingji Bodhisattva, don't worry, we won't casually tell others that you like women's clothes!"
When Lingji Bodhisattva heard this, he was so angry that he vomited another mouthful of blood.
"Lingji Bodhisattva, don't worry, we won't casually tell others that you were beaten and powerless to resist and forcibly tied to a tree!"
When Lingji Bodhisattva heard this, he was so angry that he spit out a mouthful of blood, so angry that his face turned purple, and he said angrily: "You guys are too much, you bastards, dare you be louder!"
Seeing that Lingji Bodhisattva was furious, the group of heavenly soldiers and generals all looked at each other, silent, Tai Bai Xing hurriedly rushed forward to play a round and said: "You too, Lingji Bodhisattva said that you are too quiet, let you be louder, do you hear?"
As a result, the heavenly soldiers and generals shouted in unison, and the sound was deafening, resounding throughout the Three Realms.
Lingji Bodhisattva: "@#¥%"
"Lingji Bodhisattva, what else do you have to order?" Tai Bai Xing asked with a bow.
"You all give the deity a little farther away, as far as you can!" Lingji Bodhisattva shouted at the crowd.
"But......" Tai Bai Xing hesitated.
"Get out, get out of here!"
Under the roaring waves of Lingji Bodhisattva, all the heavenly soldiers and generals ran away in disgrace.
After a while, the Lingji Bodhisattva, who was still hanging in the mid-air, came to his senses, seemed to remember something, and his face changed greatly: ", if you want to roll, you have to let Lao Tzu down first......"
At this time, Xuanzang, who was on the way, was collecting experience beautifully.
"Congratulations to the host for making Lingji Bodhisattva famous in the Three Realms, experience +100!"
"Congratulations to the host for making Lingji Bodhisattva vomit blood many times, and the experience value is +100!"
"Congratulations to the host for letting Lingji Bodhisattva be tied to a tree for three days and three nights, with experience points +100!"
Xuanzang touched his nose, sighed and said, "Poor Lingji Bodhisattva, the poor monk said that there are so many people in the world, why can't you think of going against me." Alas, people are quite good and strong, but their brains are a little difficult to use. ”
Wuzhuang view.
Qingfeng and Mingyue were panting and packing up the old mother of Li Shan, intending to throw the old witch who coveted the ginseng fruit tree out of the door.
Unexpectedly, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, Qingfeng Mingyue and the two glanced at each other, and said in a deep voice: "Isn't this old witch's accomplice here?"
"Mingyue, you put the old witch away first, and I'll go see who is coming. ”
Qingfeng squinted his eyes and strode towards the main gate of Wuzhuang Temple.
Through the crack in the door, I saw a kind monk knocking on the door with a sincere face.
"A bald head?" Qingfeng frowned, and was about to ignore it behind closed doors, but remembered that Zhen Yuanzi had explained that Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice had recently visited, and he couldn't help but stop his steps.
"It's strange, Tang Sanzang and they should have several people, right?Why is there only one person coming, it will be someone else?" Qingfeng didn't dare to open the gate of Wuzhuang Temple casually, and asked suspiciously behind the door.
"Hello, are you alone?"
Why don't you ask who I am first? Could it be that Wukong didn't hide well?
Xuanzang turned his head a little puzzled, glanced back, and found that Sun Wukong had long been hiding far away, and they couldn't find it at all.
"It's really troublesome that this doesn't play according to the routine, but to be precise, there is really only one person, and the rest are all monsters. ”
Xuanzang pondered for a while, and then said loudly: "That's right, it's (ten) alone!"
"Eleven people?" Qingfeng was stunned for a moment, and glanced left and right, how could there be eleven people, this monk really dared to brag!
Xuanzang heard Qingfeng's suspicious words, rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, Is this fairy child in the brain? Didn't you hear clearly what the poor monk said was a person?
So, Xuanzang said patiently: "It's not eleven people, but (twenty) one person!"
"Twenty-one, how did you become twenty-one again?" Qingfeng said with wide eyes in disbelief, but his hands were pressed against the door.
Ma Dan, you're sick, aren't you?
Xuanzang wanted to vomit blood, but he could only say patiently: "You heard it wrong, in fact, (seventy) is alone!"
"Seventy-one? how can there be so many, you don't fool me. Qingfeng sneered, thinking that he didn't think that Lao Tzu didn't see it through the crack in the door, Lao Tzu could see it clearly.
Xuanzang finally broke out and roared: "You are stupid, you are (ninety) alone, how many times do you want me to repeat it?"
"Ninety-one, have you been exaggerating?" said Qingfeng in disbelief.
Xuanzang suddenly became uncalm, and couldn't help but start scolding: "You, two hundred and five, are one person!"
"Two hundred and fifty people!?" Qingfeng listened, quickly locked the door, and then left with his head lost.
Neurotic, one person still lies about two hundred and fifty people, do you think I'm a three-year-old child?