Chapter 056: Tang Circus

So, Gao Cai poured out the affairs of Gao Laozhuang like beans.

It turned out that a few days ago, Gao Laozhuang came to a big man with a tall cow and a big horse, and this man could not only cook but also eat. Originally, Gao Laozhuang's Gao Taigong was overjoyed, thinking that he had come to a good young man who was hard-working and capable, but after waiting for a while, he found that it was becoming more and more unusual.

The chickens, ducks and geese that were originally kept in the backyard have gradually decreased, and the amount of food that this pig has just eaten is also different from ordinary people. Until one day, a young man who eliminated demons passed by here, and saw the black clouds over Gao Laozhuang, and the demonic anger was soaring.

In this way, Gao Taigong became suspicious of Zhu Gangguan, but this guy has great strength, even if seven or eight young people rush up, he is not the opponent of Zhu Gangguan at all. So Gao Taigong had no other way but to use the name of recruiting his son-in-law to find a master of slaying demons and demons.

Xuanzang couldn't help frowning when he heard this, and said in a deep voice: "It's indeed a good way for you Gao Laozhuang to have a son-in-law competition, but I'm afraid that it will be difficult for ordinary people to win that pig gang chiena." ”

Gao Cai sighed, if he hadn't been forced to do so, he wouldn't have come down to find the mage who eliminated the demon.

"Master, I really didn't want to offend you before, but you are a monk, how can you come to our Gao Laozhuang as a son-in-law, I'm afraid that as soon as you sign up, you will be startled. ”

Gao Cai was also extremely helpless, and sighed again and again.

The poor monk thought, maybe I can help by dressing up. Xuanzang touched his bald head, and for the first time felt that the identity of this monk was indeed embarrassing.

"Holy monk, why don't you wrap your head and pretend to be a merchant from another place?"

When Xuanzang heard this, he slapped his legs and shouted hello, but when he turned his head, he saw the black bear spirit, and he didn't know when he had come behind him.

"Holy monk, look at this robe, it is big and beautiful, and it is close and warm. If you wrap your head in layers, you'll find that you'll be amazed......" said the black bear spirit as he hummed a small tune.

Wait, why does the poor monk feel that you are going to sing?

Xuanzang was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped the black bear spirit, while Sun Wukong raised his stick at this time and ran after the black bear spirit again.

"Far away from my master, you untrustworthy guy still has the face to run back. ”

Gao Cai only discovered at this time that behind Xuanzang, there was a demon monkey and a bear spirit, which frightened him so much that his face turned pale, and he quickly knelt down and begged for mercy: "Holy monk, it is a small one with eyes and no beads, please forgive the little one." ”

In his eyes, Xuanzang is no longer a wild monk who is just passing by, and the one who can tame the two-headed goblin is at least the existence of an exorcist.

Yan Chengxia's face changed slightly at this time, he could faintly see that these two monsters were not ordinary demons and monsters, but because of Xuanzang's identity, he could only persuade: "Master, don't blame the poor and talkative, these monsters are not of my race, their hearts will be different, be careful of overturning in the gutter." ”

Xuanzang didn't care at all, how could he die if he didn't capsize, but he still politely thanked Yan Chengxia for his kindness.

"Actually, you don't have to pretend to be a son-in-law, the poor monk just has a good idea to dispel the doubts of this monster. ”

Xuanzang clasped his hands together, and Sun Wukong ran back when he heard this, and shouted loudly: "Master, is it possible that you really plan to return to the vulgar? No, no, no, if I beat Lao Sun with a stick, no matter what demons and monsters he is, he can beat him to his knees and beg for mercy." ”

"That's right, let's hold high the banner of battle, and let this monster see the prestige of our Datang!" The black bear spirit simply tied the robe to the black tassel spear, and then let the hunting flag respectfully put on Xuanzang's hand.

"Holy monk, this banner that symbolizes the glory of the Tang Dynasty is entrusted to you by my old black....."

"Get away, don't always play tricks to return the robe!" Xuanzang snorted, so frightened that the black bear's hand trembled, and quickly put the robe down.

Ma Dan, this monk can't be provoked, so let's avoid the edge for the time being. The black bear carefully broke his thoughts, but his face was full of smiles.

Gao Cai saw that Xuanzang wanted to help him, and he couldn't help but show a happy smile on his face.

Although the people of the Heavenly Master Sect were not invited, it seems that there can be an explanation for having an exorcist who slays demons and destroys demons.

It's just that the identity of this monk is really embarrassing, Gao Cai blinked his eyes and said curiously: "Then master, in what capacity do you plan to enter Gaojiazhuang?"

"Isn't this simple? Poor monks can form a Tang circus, anyway, I have ready-made ones around me. Xuanzang squinted his eyes, pointed at Sun Wukong and said, "For example, there is a monkey here who can perform butt writing...... Ahem, it's stilts. ”

Sun Wukong: ", are you playing monkey?"

Xuanzang pointed at the black bear spirit again: "For example, this black bear can perform a big stone crushing chest." ”

Black Bear Spirit: "@#¥%"

The big stone is broken by your uncle, it is the big stone that is broken in the chest, are you going to trap Lao Tzu to death?

Xuanzang finally pointed to the white dragon horse and said with a smile: "I still have a horse here, which can perform the fire ring!"

Xuanzang shook the three hoops in his hand, and said with a smile: "Little White Dragon, you can choose one of the three to drill the circle." ”

The corners of the little white dragon's mouth twitched, looking at the hoop that was less than thirty centimeters, and his heart was furious.

, children only make choices, and I don't want any of them.

This hoop is so small that even if Lao Tzu is rejuvenated, he can't get through it.

"Do you think the idea of being a teacher is great?" Xuanzang said shamelessly.

"Good ......" Sun Wukong covered the tight hoop on his forehead, and scolded in his heart: "What a fart!"

"No problem...... "The black bear spirit snorted coldly, and complained in his heart: "No problem, a ghost!"

"Yes......" The little white dragon nodded, twisted the horse's head and bared his teeth, grinning, "Yes, you can strip hair!"

"Since there is no opinion, then it is decided. ”

Xuanzang smiled slightly, but he remembered the prompt sound of the system in his mind.

"Congratulations to the host for molesting Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong is resentful, and plans to strip you naked and parade the streets for three days and three nights, with experience points +20!"

"Congratulations to the host for making a death to tease the black bear spirit, the black bear spirit is grief-stricken and indignant, and plans to use your bald head as a ball to participate in the 2333 Batu Caves football league, experience points +20!"

"Congratulations to the host for making a death teasing the little white dragon, the little white dragon has nothing to say, and plans to cut you into three parts and stuff them into three hoops, experience points +20!"

Xuanzang didn't laugh angrily, and sighed in his heart: "Alas, our apprentices are so subtle, we hold everything in our hearts, how can we do it just by talking about it." As an aspiring young man, such a good death plan should be put into action. ”

"Master, I think something is wrong with your apprentices, so let's forget it. Gao Cai turned around and saw Sun Wukong and others holding a small figure tied in grass, desperately stabbing it up, chanting words while stabbing back.

Seeing this, Gao Cai couldn't help but turn pale and shudder. (There is a change at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, to be the first to decide the life and death of the test water push, I hope everyone can vote, thank you very much.) )