Chapter 362: Don't You Believe It?
"Go, go, don't scare this emperor, didn't you say last time that the holy monk Zu'an would die?
"But, wasn't that guy swallowed by a giant python?" Zhu Bajie shook his head and said.
When King Zhu Ziguo heard this, he almost fell off the steps.
"Holy monk, save the widow!" King Zhu Ziguo was so shocked that he hurriedly pounced, almost hugging Tang Sanzang's thigh.
When Tang Sanzang saw it, he hurriedly helped the king of Zhu Ziguo up, and said softly: "Your Majesty, don't worry, as long as you take our Chen Family Six Divine Pills, you will be guaranteed to get rid of the disease!"
"Really?" King Zhu Ziguo's face was beaming with excitement.
"That's natural, no charge if you don't succeed, quick results, three courses of treatment to rejuvenate your strength, and ensure that you become a real emperor. Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together.
King Zhu Ziguo: "......"
Why do you listen to it, it feels a little unreliable?!
King Zhu Ziguo treated Tang Sanzang and others as guests and held a banquet to entertain them.
Zhu Bajie was the most happy, and began to eat at sea without saying a word, and the rest of the people also opened their bellies and ate it.
After three searches of wine, King Zhu Ziguo saw that Tang Sanzang and the others were eating quite happily, so he smiled slightly and said, "Holy monk, what you said before......"
However, Tang Sanzang continued to savor the delicacies in front of him as if he hadn't heard them.
After a while, King Zhu Ziguo couldn't help it, and shouted again: "Holy monk, shouldn't you treat the widow?"
However, Tang Sanzang still went his own way, holding a small spoon to eat dessert.
The corners of King Zhu Ziguo's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, could he have encountered a cheat?
As soon as he thought of this, King Zhu Ziguo's face became a little ugly, and he snorted coldly: "Holy monk, I am talking to you." ”
Hearing that King Zhu Ziguo's tone was not good, Tang Sanzang raised his head slightly and said, "What is the matter with Your Majesty?"
The corners of King Zhu Ziguo's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, Isn't that the thing I was looking for you? Are you amnesia?
"Holy monk, have you eaten enough?" King Zhu Ziguo said to his lips, still pretending to smile politely.
"Ninety percent full. Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, and then asked Bajie: "Bajie, have you eaten enough?"
Bajie ate happily, shook his head again and again, and said, "I haven't eaten yet, I only ate thirty percent." ”
King Zhu Ziguo: "......"
Hell, are you planning to ruin me in all your life? This table of delicacies of mine weighs hundreds of people, and you have only eaten 30% full? Are you a pig?
King Zhu Ziguo felt that he couldn't afford to spend it any longer, so he had to smile awkwardly: "Holy monk, why don't we start seeing a doctor?"
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly and said, "Your Majesty, from the moment the poor monk entered the door, weren't we already seeing a doctor?"
King Zhu Ziguo: "???"
Tang Sanzang saw the confused look on King Zhu Ziguo's face, and couldn't help but smile slightly: "The ancient doctor has clouds, and he looks at and hears it. Although His Majesty is in poor health, the poor monk is full of energy and still walks in a tiger's step. ”
"When the poor monk hears His Majesty's words and behavior, he can still be like an ordinary person, which shows that although His Majesty's body has a condition, it has little impact. ”
In this way, even if the poor monk doesn't ask carefully, he probably knows about the condition, and the rest is only about to cut this one. Tang Sanzang said that the head was the Tao, and even the king of Zhu Ziguo nodded frequently when he heard it.
"Since the holy monk is confident, then hurry up and take the last step, come and cut it. King Zhu Ziguo stretched out his wrist and said with a happy brow.
Xiu'er...... Ahem, Wujing, take your forty-meter-long crescent and let me cut it first. Tang Sanzang smiled slightly.
King Zhu Ziguo: "......"
Hell, this dead monk shouldn't really want to cut people, right?
Frightened, King Zhu Ziguo hurriedly put away his palm and stood up in a panic.
"Your Majesty, don't worry, it'll be fine soon!" Tang Sanzang raised his hand and waved the crescent moon shovel, and then the wall lamp hanging on the wall clanged and fell down, shocking everyone's faces.
"Holy monk, this illness is actually not a serious illness, I don't need to look at it. King Zhu Ziguo panicked, watching Tang Sanzang raise the crescent shovel without difficulty, and still staring at himself with a smile on his face.
The king of Zhu Ziguo felt as if he was being targeted by death, and the cold sweat on his forehead was about to break out.
"Your Majesty, if you are sick, just endure it!" Tang Sanzang said step by step.
Bear with me, I don't want to be a decapitated ghost!
King Zhu Ziguo took a few steps back in a panic, and the guards behind him came out in unison, looking at Tang Sanzang with an unkind expression.
As long as Tang Sanzang dares to make a move, they will protect His Majesty the King even if they die.
However, Tang Sanzang did not take any further action against the king of Zhu Ziguo, but instead took out a fist-sized fruit, took a small piece of the crescent moon and shoveled it off, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, your illness is just a disease caused by hard work, and the stuffiness in your chest is difficult to relieve." After eating the poor monk's ten thousand blessings and blessings, you can get rid of the disease. ”
"Really?" said King Zhu Ziguo, surprised and delighted.
Sun Wukong on the side was dumbfounded, and the black bear spirit said angrily: "This dead monk is secretly changing tricks again, thinking that if you change the name that sounds good, we won't know that this is Wan Yi Guo? You still hide the words Wan and Yuan in it, do you think I can't hear it!"
"God is so blessed that Jin An Xie Lord Long Enguo, this poor emperor, will it be a great disaster after eating?" Sun Wukong shuddered, and suddenly felt that the picture was too beautiful to imagine.
A military general next to him saw that Tang Sanzang was pretending to be a ghost, and only peeled off a little bit of the peel, so he began to fool His Majesty the King. The military general couldn't help but say with a straight face: "A small piece of fruit peel can really cure His Majesty's serious illness for many years, this is too child's play." ”
"Don't you believe it?" Tang Sanzang squinted, then pinched the peel in his hand and flicked it hard, and with a bang, the peel flew into the general's mouth impartially.
"You...... What are you doing here?" the general's face changed drastically, and he stared at Tang Sanzang angrily.
"Aren't you afraid that the poor monk will plot to kill His Majesty the Emperor and take the opportunity to seek gold and silver treasures? The poor monk has always been as incorruptible as water, how can you mortal money be eye-catching. If it weren't for your majesty's fate, this immortal fruit poor monk would definitely not take it out easily. ”
Hearing Tang Sanzang's words, King Zhu Ziguo panicked a little, and hurriedly asked the military general to come forward and apologize.
It's just that Sun Wukong and the others silently said in their hearts: Master, don't take it out, we always feel that something will happen!
"If your medicine can really cure Your Majesty, don't let the last general apologize, even if you die, what can you do!" the military general said sharply, looking at Tang Sanzang with an iron face.