Chapter 361: Dead Monkey, You Yin Me!

"This prescription is the unique prescription of our Chen family, which has been passed down from three generations, and even if you are a monk, you can't easily confide in half a sentence. Otherwise, the ancestors of the Chen family will also be uneasy, and they will blame the poor monks for their dreams in the middle of the night. ”

Tang Sanzang sighed with emotion, and then shut up.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, he didn't believe any of the words in the mouth of this dead monk.

"Wukong, don't you still believe in the true talent of the teacher? It's better to let the teacher take a good look, and if you don't succeed, you won't be charged. Tang Sanzang followed the good path again.

Monkey King: "......"

Master, don't say it, the more you say it, the more I say it, I'm scared!

"Master, I am a spirit monkey sanctification, different from mortals, I'm afraid you have a weak heart. Sun Wukong hurriedly said.

"Wukong, don't worry, in my eyes with superb medical skills, it's all the same. Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, he didn't know where to take out a Ten Thousand Epsom Fruit, and said with a smile: "Bajie, cut this holy fruit first, and give your senior brother a course of treatment first." ”

Monkey King: "......"

Damn, I knew it was like this!

Sun Wukong was so frightened that he hurriedly turned around and ran, he felt that instead of letting Tang Sanzang torture himself, it would be better to let him torture the king of Zhu Ziguo.

So, Sun Wukong secretly cast a spell, only to see a strange wind blowing, as if he had eyes, and swept away all the emperors behind those guards.

The black bear spirit was gnawing on the head of the fish, and he caught a glimpse of Sun Wukong smiling and took a pile of yellow paper.

"Lao Hei, Lao Sun, I know it's wrong. You see that your mouth is covered with meat foam, do you want to wipe it first? ”

The black bear spirit looked at Sun Wukong vigilantly, and said in his heart, did this dead monkey finally realize that he was wrong?

"Sun Wukong, look at the holy monk, Ben Zhenjun will spare you this time, if there is a next time, hum!"

Sun Wukong looked pained and said with hatred: "Old Sun, I really know that I am wrong, and I promise that there will be no next time." ”

The black bear spirit's face relaxed slightly, and he took the yellow paper and wiped it on the corner of his mouth.

"Uh, no, how can there be words on this yellow paper?" The black bear spirit unfolded the yellow paper and looked at it, only to see that there were two big characters written on it, and then a large string of words and phrases of the Guangxun Magi.

At this time, the guards on the side also found that the emperor list on their bodies was missing, and they hurriedly looked for it in a panic.

Suddenly, a person pointed to the black bear spirit who was wiping his mouth with yellow paper, and shouted: "Bold maniac, you dare to steal the emperor list in broad daylight, you are so bold!"

Immediately afterwards, several large knives flashing with cold light were directly placed on the neck of the black bear spirit.

When I looked up, the guards were like the Grim Reaper, staring at the black bear spirit with a bewildered face.

Black Bear Spirit: "......"

, dead monkey, you yin me!

The black bear spirit's face changed slightly, and then decisively stuffed the yellow paper in his hand directly into his mouth, swallowed it with a gulp, and then said calmly: "A few officials, is there anything please?"

Janissaries: "......"

Monkey King: "......"

Tang Sanzang and others: "......"

"You dead bear head, quickly spit out the emperor's list. Otherwise, we'll kill you!" said the leader of the Praetorian Guard, furious, holding the collar of the black bear spirit, and said murderously.

"Don't vomit, don't vomit when you die. Old Hei, I'm just eating a bun, why do you want to fight and kill?" shouted the black bear spirit, a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.

"Fart, we can see it clearly. It's not a bun, it's clearly a piece of yellow paper!" said the leader of the Praetorian Guard angrily.

"You're dazzled, it's just the layer of yellow paper under the bun. As for the fuss and bad eyes, find a Chinese medicine doctor to take a good look at the disease, and maybe you can pick the eyeballs as soon as possible. The black bear spirit calmly replied.

Everyone: "......"

"Take it away, take this damn bear head back to the palace!" shouted the leader of the Praetorian Guard, who was not a vegetarian either.

"Wait, can you tell the poor monk, what's going on with this emperor list?"

Tang Sanzang smiled slightly and slowly stood up.

"Dead monk, do you want to cause trouble?" said the leader of the Praetorian Guard, obviously displeased, angrily.

"The poor monk is just asking, as for being so fierce?" Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, and then flicked the steel blade in the hand of the leader of the Praetorian Guard.

With a clang, half of the steel knife fell directly to the ground.

Everyone was taken aback, and their eyes changed when they looked at Tang Sanzang.

"What's the matter, can you talk now?" Tang Sanzang smiled slightly and said.

Just when Tang Sanzang was calming down everyone, the black bear spirit was afraid that the world would not mess up and said: "Holy monk, you are blatantly destroying public property, and you will be arrested and imprisoned." ”

Monkey King: "......"

Soon, the leader of the Praetorian Guard told Tang Sanzang the ins and outs of the matter.

"I see, your king didn't think about the tea and dinner of the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace, and he became ill. Tang Sanzang sighed, then picked up the Wanxiao fruit in his hand, and said with a slight smile: "The poor monk has a folk remedy, maybe he can cure your king." ”

The leader of the Praetorian Guard was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly welcomed Tang Sanzang and the others into the palace.

"Brother Monkey, how sure is he that master?" asked Sha Seng honestly, he always felt that his master did not seem to be very obvious in terms of medical skills, and he always felt unreliable in his faint senses.

"Hehe, haven't you heard the master say, can he cure His Majesty the Emperor?" Sun Wukong said expressionlessly.

"That's good. Sha Seng breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hehe, what can be cured is curable, but it is the same thing to cure the bad. The holy monk said that he could cure the king, and perhaps when he was happy, he would have killed His Majesty with a course of treatment. The black bear spirit said casually.

Everyone: "......"

Soon, the crowd was welcomed into the palace.

King Zhu Ziguo heard that there were masters from the Tang Dynasty who came to treat his illness, and he was overjoyed to greet him.

"It's really a blessing for the country, I actually met a high-ranking monk of the Tang Dynasty......"

King Zhu Ziguo was overjoyed, and before he could walk out of the gate, he saw a fair-skinned young monk striding towards him with a group of goblins.

The skinny monkey wielded a club to clear the way in front of him, followed by a fat pig and kappa monster, and the most excessive of all the black bear, which carried a robe and strapped to the black tasseled spear as he went.

"Are these people really here to cure my strange disease? Why do they all look like they're coming from the circus next door?"

King Zhu Ziguo took a deep breath, but still greeted him with a smile on his face.

"Master, old grandson, I see that this emperor has evil qi on his head, and I am afraid that there will be a disaster of blood and light. Sun Wukong glanced at the emperor, then squinted his eyes and said seriously.