Section 166 The Red Whisk Girl
The three of them sang a fat song to Long Xiaomo behind Xing Ling'er's back, and said in unison: "Congratulations to the Dragon Gang Leader, He Xilong Gang Leader." ”
Obviously, this one was also rehearsed. Long Xiaomo opened her dark eyes and said, "Is there such a congratulation? Is there such a miserable helper? Since I came back, has a good thing happened? Can anyone tell me what is good." ”
Xing Ling'er covered her mouth, smiled softly, and said, "Crazy Kill, you tell the gang leader about the recent changes in our Thunder Gang." ”
After the madman killed the arch and sang a fat song, he told Long Xiaomo about the recent changes in Chang'an City.
It turns out that the rivers and lakes of Chang'an City are two big and two in one, and the two big ones are the Wind and Rain Hall and the Copper Hammer Gang. But now, Liu Ergongzi has been killed by Long Xiaomo in the Beibi Mountain military camp, and the wind and rain have disappeared. In the days when Long Xiaomo left, the rivers and lakes of Chang'an City were also bloody. The Copper Hammer Gang originally wanted to take advantage of this shareholder wind to unify the rivers and lakes of Chang'an City in one fell swoop.
But Xing Ling'er showed her true colors at this time, with Li Shimin and Long Xiaomo behind her back, and Yuan Tiangang and others secretly supporting, not only did not decrease, but expanded a lot. At present, the entire south of the city, and even a large part of the west of the city, are included in the bag. Although the current Bombing Thunder Gang is not as good as the stormy hall of the past, it is also a well-known force in Chang'an City.
In addition, Zhao Tonghammer's Copper Hammer Gang occupies part of the east and north of the city, as well as a small part of the south of the city, and is currently the largest gang in Chang'an City.
Tie Feng of the Tieshan League in the north of the city relied on the support of the Turks and the Hu people to sit firmly in the third position of Chang'an City.
It turned out that Sun Da Crotch of the Kitchen Knife Gang lost the big backer of Liu Ergongzi, and now he has been invested in the command of Zhao Tonghammer and has become the hall master of the Kitchen Knife Hall of the Copper Hammer Gang.
Therefore, the rivers and lakes of Chang'an City have changed from the original pattern of two large and two small to the current situation of three strong people. The strength from strong to weak is the Copper Hammer Gang, the Bombing Thunder Gang, and the Iron Mountain Alliance.
During Long Xiaomo's absence, his signboard was loud, and Xing Linger actually used the effect of some public opinion in later generations to constantly package the mythical Long Xiaomo, and packaged the obscene Long Xiaomo into the image of a saint.
In the bloody battle in the early stage, some small gangs were already fragmented, but at this time they have thrown themselves into the command of the Bombing Thunder Gang.
The minions of the Bombing Thunder Gang have expanded from the original fifty or sixty to five or six hundred. The West Market trade, which was originally dominated by Liu Ergongzi, was gradually taken over by the Bombing Thunder Gang.
Seeing that there were more and more people, Xing Ling'er simply set up three halls within the Bombing Thunder Gang, namely the Killing Hall for the Crazy Man Kill, the Iron Wall Hall for Wild Boar Skin, and the Yunshui Hall for Sanlai Zi. In terms of division of labor, Sanlaizi is mainly responsible for the tapping of the trade in the West Market, wild boar skin is mainly responsible for collecting protection fees within the jurisdiction, and Madman Killing is mainly responsible for external attack and internal discipline.
It should be said that during the period of time that Long Xiaomo left, Xing Ling'er was not only a virtuous helper, but also a better helper than Long Xiaomo. It should be said that Long Xiaomo is a fool and has picked up a big baby.
Long Xiaomo listened to the madman's chatter for a long time, almost couldn't believe what she heard, and couldn't help but stretch out her hand and fan her face, as if she was dreaming, and asked Xing Ling'er next to her stupidly: "Are these all true?"
Xing Ling'er said, "Of course it's true. "Turn back to the madman
Kill said: "Crazy kill, let the brothers who are preparing to pay homage to the gang leader come out." ”
The madman bowed down and sang a fat song to Xing Ling'er, turned around and opened the door, and looked out, all of them were the brothers of the Thunder Gang who were standing, standing in three places at the entrance of the hall, wearing blue, blue and purple respectively, and they were all very excited after seeing Long Xiaomo, bowed and saluted, and shouted in unison: "Gang leader Ankang, Hongfu Qitian, helper Ankang, Hongfu Qitian." ”
"Raising the flag. The wild boar skin suddenly shouted, Long Xiaomo was startled, and looked back, only to find that a big flag had been hoisted on the flagpole where he was hung last night, with four big characters written on it, "Gathering righteousness in the world".
"Damn, he's fucking domineering. Long Xiaomo suddenly felt a sense of arrogance rise, and said to the brothers in front of him: "Thanks to the brothers who look up to my Long Xiaomo, let us blow up the Thunder Gang to this extent, that is my Long Xiaomo ancestor has accumulated yin virtue." Brothers, just rest assured, no matter the order of entry, as long as you enter the door of my Bombing Gang, you will be my brother of the Bombing Gang. From today on, I guarantee that you will eat and drink spicy food, and from today on, I will ensure that you don't have to be bitter at the bottom haha. We share in blessings and hardships. ”
"There are blessings to share, and there are difficulties to share. Share the blessings and the difficulties. There was cheering from below. At this moment, Long Xiaomo felt that he had reached the pinnacle of his life. He looked back at Xing Ling'er standing next to him, this woman was also looking back at him at this time, and there was tenderness in her eyes that couldn't be dissolved.
Long Xiaomo's heart was refreshed at this time, it seems that tonight is blessed, I don't know if there is a chance to have a "Dragon Tour Shuangfeng." ”
After everyone retreated, Long Xiaomo began to gradually become familiar with his environment. Long Xiaomo found that the biggest change in herself recently is the way others treat her. In the past, when the neighbors saw him, they called him Xiaomo, or Xiaomo, the bastard. But at this time, when the neighbors saw him, they had to respectfully call the dragon master or the dragon gang leader.
So recently, Long Xiaomo went out a little inflated, wearing a fox fur on his body, holding a bird cage in his hand, walking up and shaking three times, walking out of the door as if the leader was inspecting, and at every turn he said, "Hello folks, good neighbors." The villagers naturally greeted each other with a smile when they saw it in person, but when Long Xiaomo walked away, he couldn't help but spit on the ground and said, "Phew, you little star, I knew what you were like when you were bare-assed, and dragged it in front of Lao Tzu." ”
"Oh, Caohua girl, I haven't seen you for a few days, your waist is sturdy. Long Xiaomo teased the grass flower as always.
"Oh, I hate it, how can people have waist and feet, and people are pregnant?" said Caohua on the side.
Long Xiaomo pretended to exaggerate and said, "So fast, it won't be my seed, right?"
Caohua said: "I hate it, I don't have a proper way to speak, it's my family's Langjun, I got married last month, married to Sun Sanlang." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "That's not so fast, it must be Fengzi getting married." Hahahahaha, it's really a bad day. ”
Grass Flower said, "You are necrotic. Then he turned to leave.
Long Xiaomo ran after him and said, "Sister, don't run, wait brother." ”
"Stop, in broad daylight, you dare to rob the people's daughters, is there a royal law in this Chang'an City?" A white-clothed Confucian stood in front of Long Xiaomo, looking to be in his thirties, handsome, with a sword on his back.
Seeing the young man in front of him, Long Xiaomo felt a little ashamed of himself and stretched out his legs
A nail foot was formed in front of him, and he was still shaking, quite a little hooligan, and said: "What is the king or not the king's law, in the south of the city, my dragon Xiaomo is the sky." ”
The scholar said, "Say it again, who is it?"
Long Xiaomo said: "Lao Tzu will not change his name, he will not change his surname, and Long Xiaomo, the leader of the Thunder Gang, will also." ”
"Then you should die. As he spoke, the scholar pulled out the sword from behind his back, and stabbed directly at Long Xiaomo, the sound of the sword was faint, and there was the sound of a dragon roaring and a tiger roaring.
Long Xiaomo was startled, how could this scholar draw his sword when he didn't agree with him on the street. At that time, a fallen leaf duck floated to the side.
Fallen Leaf Concealment is a peerless light skill that is very effective for dodging various moves. But this move also has great limitations, that is, this move makes a passive move, and Long Xiaomo doesn't know where he will float in the next second. And what's even more tragic is that they will be on the street, in a dense crowd.
"Oh, you dragon Xiaomo, you're dizzy, you even eat my mother's tofu. It was Aunt Sun who was chattering on the side, shouting at Long Xiaomo with her bucket-like waist. It turned out that Long Xiaomo grabbed with both hands and accidentally grabbed Aunt Sun's sensitive parts.
The white-clothed Xiushi had already sealed his throat with a sword at this time, and the tip of the sword was against Long Xiaomo's throat. Long Xiaomo has been pointed at with a sword countless times in his life, but this time is the most inexplicable. Inexplicably inexplicable, but it is always an indisputable fact that being pointed at by a sword, Long Xiaomo is thinking about how to resolve the current crisis.
Long Xiaomo said: "Brother Tai, is there any misunderstanding between us. My Long Xiaomo is very timid, and I usually dare to flirt with women, how can I offend you?"
The white-clothed showman said: "That's right, you are a shameless wanderer, and you usually do some obscene things like stealing chickens and dogs. It's a pity that you provoked the wrong person, and today you actually offended my Li Jing's head, and you deserved to die. ”
Long Xiaomo's mind was spinning rapidly, and said: "Hero, hero, there must be a misunderstanding in this matter, although I, Long Xiaomo, am obscene, but I won't do such an unbearable thing." ”
A woman's voice suddenly came from the side: "Brother Jing, don't listen to his rhetoric, he did such a trivial thing." I've found evidence inside his house. ”
Long Xiaomo looked back and saw a woman in red, holding a red whisk in her left hand and a red belly pocket in her right hand. The belly pocket was already unfolded at this time, waving in the wind like a red flag.
When he saw this belly pocket, Long Xiaomo knew it in his heart. The night before yesterday, he was hung by Xing Ling'er from the flagpole all night, and when he woke up in the morning, he found that he had an extra woman's belly pocket in his arms. When he thought about it, it must have been the Humpty Dumpty named Qing Xuanzi from the night before who had stuffed it into his arms. This dead fat man, although obscene, is actually a fellow citizen of the same way as himself. He couldn't help but play with his belly pocket in his hand, and put it on his nose from time to time to sniff it. Not surprisingly, this kind of obscene behavior was discovered by Xing Ling'er, and Ding Bang May Fourth was a violent beating, and then the evidence of the crime was confiscated.
This incident is not strange, but it is strange why the person named Li Jing came to the door because of this incident. Why did the woman in red next to him know that the belly pocket was at his house and found it. And she still has Xing Ling'er's tigress at home, and she can steal things from Xing Ling'er's hands, and she is definitely a master.