Seeing Long Xiaomo asking, Dwarf Winter Melon smiled and said, "I'm curious, why were you hung in this place?"

Long Xiaomo said: "It's your business, Lao Tzu just likes to enjoy the scenery from a high place." ”

Dwarf Winter Melon said: "Tut-tut, I don't care how you like to brag, but if Konoha Daogu knows that his heir is hanging here like a sausage, do you think she will be mad alive?"

Long Xiaomo said, "How do you know that I am the descendant of Konoha Daogu?"

Humpty Dumpty said, "What's the big deal about that, do you think that only Guan Qi Jue in this world can see the qi in others? The old man not only knows that you are the spiritual power of the third layer of the Dan, but he can also see that your luck method comes from the Qingfeng Gate. Humpty Dumpty looked at Long Xiaomo excitedly, his face full of the swagger of coming to worship me.

But Long Xiaomo didn't take the stubble, snorted, and turned his head away from him.

Humpty Dumpty said, "Hey, I'm curious about who put you here." You are the third-layer spiritual power of Jiedan, and there are only a few Yuanying-level masters in Chang'an City who can defeat you, you tell me, I will help you take revenge. ”

Long Xiaomo still ignored it, twisted his head to the other side and snorted.

Humpty Dumpty said: "Let me guess what Yuan Tiangang of the Sutu Sect is the number one master in Chang'an at the moment, did you steal some Taoist classics from him and be discovered by him?"

Long Xiaomo said: "As for Yuan Tiangang's things that pretend to be ghosts, even if they are placed in front of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will not even take a look." ”

Humpty Dumpty said: "Zhao Tonghammer, the leader of the Copper Hammer Gang, is the second master of Chang'an at the moment, you must have stolen his wife, so you are hanging here." ”

Long Xiaomo said: "As far as Zhao Tonghammer's dead face is concerned, his wife is not very beautiful. Lao Tzu's own wives are too many to sleep. Sleeping with his wife, do you think too much?"

Humpty Dumpty stretched out his finger and said, "Take it, take it, you were tricked out by me, right?" Surely you are a kid who doesn't study well, lingers in the flowers, and because you are jealous of the wind, you are yelled by your wife to the lion in Hedong, right?"

Long Xiaomo snorted again and twisted her head to the side.

Humpty Dumpty said, "Brother, listen to your brother, woman, the most terrible animal in the world. Tigers and lions eat people and spit out bones, and women eat people without even spitting out bones. ”

Long Xiaomo said: "Why did I smell a sour smell, I'm afraid that some woman hurt you a lot back then, right?"

Humpty Dumpty on the top of the flagpole suddenly straightened his waist and said, "Who doesn't know that my Qing Xuanzi was Yushu Linfeng Xiaolangjun back then, the idol of countless coquettish girls in Chang'an City?"

Long Xiaomo said: "Ou, it turns out that you are Qing Xuanzi, the junior brother of the Qingteng Patriarch, because he broke the color ring and was cut off by the Qingteng Patriarch, so he became a celestial impotence, known as the obscene Xiaolang Jun Qingxuanzi who is known as the shame of Chang'an martial arts?"

As the saying goes, you don't hit people in the face, and you don't expose your shortcomings when you scold people, Long Xiaomo slapped her face as soon as she came up, which suddenly made Qing Xuanzi feel disgraced and lose face. He shook his head, turned around and left, leaving a sentence at the end: "Brother is good for himself." ”

Someone accompanied the gag, and the night finally went by a little faster. Despite such a torturous environment, Long Xiaomo actually fell asleep, which makes people have to admire. When she woke up, Long Xiaomo found that in the ditch of her house, the acupoints on her body had been untied, and the big quilt wrapped in her body had also been taken off and covered on her body.

Long Xiaomo muttered: "Women, after all, I still feel sorry for Lao Tzu." As he spoke, he struggled to his feet. I heard a squeak next to me, the door opened, and Yang Yuting, who came out with sleepy eyes, held a basin and splashed water on Long Xiaomo's face with a sting.

Yang Yuting couldn't help but open her mouth wide in surprise when she saw that she accidentally splashed Long Xiaomo.

Long Xiaomo wiped it on her face with her hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I'll have to take a bath in a while anyway." ”

Yang Yuting said: "But that's not water, that's, that's last night... Yang Yuting's face turned crimson as she spoke, and she couldn't continue.

Xing Ling'er said beside him: "That was the overnight urine of the aunts and grandmothers last night, and if he didn't wake him up, he wouldn't know how many catties and taels he had." ”

It turned out that putting Long Xiaomo on the sewer mouth was also arranged by Xing Ling'er in advance, Long Xiaomo was so angry that she trembled, pointed at Xing Ling'er with her finger and said, "Okay, count you ruthless,

If you have the ability, let's see the real chapter in bed. ”

At this time, the door creaked open, and the nightshade staggered back again, muttering: "I stayed in Xinghualou for one night last night, old man, my body is useless." ”

Long Xiaomo couldn't help but look up to the sky and sighed: "Is there a normal one in this family?"

When the sun rose, Madman Kill, Wild Boar Skin, Sanlaizi and others walked in one after another. When these three goods came in, they were still holding red envelopes in their hands, and when they saw Long Xiaomo, they only cared about saying congratulations, and congratulated Long Xiaomo on accepting another wife, completely ignoring Long Xiaomo's blue nose and swollen face. It seems that the matter of the whole dragon Xiaomo, Xing Ling'er and a few of them are through Qi'er.

When Long Xiaomo saw a few people, he suddenly came out of anger, slapped the table and shouted loudly: "Didn't you say that you are good brothers? Didn't you say that good people are blessed and enjoy hardships together? Didn't you say that they died on the same day, the same month, and the same year? Why didn't there even be a person to report to the end of the day." Look at my face, this neck, can you still see this? You all get out, I don't know you brothers. ”

Several people couldn't help but hold back their laughter when they looked at Long Xiaomo's appearance, and they didn't dare to say anything. Wild Boar Skin was relatively honest and said, "Brother Long, it's not all of us to blame for this, right?" Wild Boar Skin said as he exchanged glances with the people around him. The people around hurriedly agreed: "Yes, yes, yes." ”

The wild boar skin was encouraged, and then said: "It's all the grandmother's explanation... ”

"Ahem," Xing Ling'er coughed softly on the side. The boar skin realized that he had said something he shouldn't have said, and he was stunned at that time.

The madman killed on the side and received: "The eldest grandmother has explained, Xiao Bisheng is newly married, you have to be affectionate, how can you say that a few of us outsiders can intervene?" "It's still a madman who kills his brain and turns fast. Wild boar skin felt relieved of the embarrassment, and quickly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes." ”

"Ahem" Xing Ling'er coughed softly again, and the wild boar skin and the others immediately closed their mouths tightly, and even the unruly madman killed was solemn.

Xing Ling'er walked up to Long Xiaomo gently, blessed with a blessing, and said, "Congratulations to the Dragon Gang Leader, He Xi Long Gang Leader." ”