Chapter 55: Watch You Blow
A month and a half ago, they set out from Wuyi Mountain in Fujian Province, all the way up the mountains and rivers, but it was also fun, and it didn't take long to arrive at the ancient city of Phoenix.
Stayed in the ancient city of Phoenix for one night, the next day Tian Xia urged everyone to leave, the day before yesterday the four people set off from the ancient city of Phoenix by carriage, to a post station called Shatiangou.
Tian Chun and Tian Qiu didn't want to leave, the two felt that they hadn't had enough fun in the ancient city of Phoenix, so they struggled in the hotel, and then Tian Xia and Tian Dong had no choice, so they had to rest in the Shatiangou Hotel for one night.
At dinner, the two girls kept talking about how beautiful the Phoenix Ancient City was, so that the two sisters could leave earlier.
Tian Xia and Tian Dong debated with the two beauties whether Wuyi Mountain was beautiful or Phoenix Ancient City was beautiful.
Halfway through eating, Tian Dong drank excitedly, and with the power of wine, he blew up the scenery of Wuyi Mountain like a storyteller:
"Wuyi Mountain, Wuyi Mountain is located in the southern suburbs of Wuyishan City, Fujian Province, with a total area of 999.75 square kilometers at the southeast foot of the northern section of the Wuyi Mountains, which is a famous scenic tourist area and summer resort in China.
Wuyi Mountain is called the first mountain in Fujian, is the second mountain in the world, in addition to Mount Tai in the world, we Wuyi Mountain, it is a typical Danxia landform, is one of the first national key scenic spots.
Wuyi Mountain is also a famous mountain of three religions, since the Qin and Han dynasties, Wuyi Mountain has been the habitat of the Plume Zen family, leaving a lot of palaces, Taoist temples and nunnery sites.
Wuyi Mountain was also once a place where Confucian scholars advocated Taoism and gave lectures.
Legend has it that Confucius, Mencius, and Wu Daozi all came to teach. Zhu Xi, a scholar of the Song Dynasty, lived here for ten years, without whom Wuyi Mountain would not be famous today.
I think that our great Fujian should bow to Zhu Xi in order to be worthy of his old man.
Wuyi Mountain Nature Reserve is the best-protected and most species-rich ecosystem in the same latitude of the earth, with 2,527 plant species and nearly 5,000 species of wild animals.
You don't know the origin of Wuyi Mountain, a world cultural and natural heritage, a world biosphere reserve, and a national key cultural relics protection unit, right?
That is, there is also a group of Wuyi Mountain cliff tombs, national key scenic spots, national five-A tourist attractions, national nature reserves, national water conservancy scenic spots, national eco-tourism demonstration areas, and national civilized scenic tourism demonstration sites.
How many literati and writers have written articles, and how many celebrities, heirs, and leaders have written inscriptions.
Let me ask you again, do you know the origin of Wuyi Mountain?
(Speaking of this, Tian Xia stood up from the stool he was sitting on, jumped on the stool with his feet up, and continued to blow with spit in his mouth) According to legend, during the period of Emperor Yao in ancient times, Peng Zu led his people to move to northern Fujian.
At that time, the place was flooded, and there was an ocean everywhere.
Peng Zu's two sons, Peng Wu and Peng Yi, led their tribesmen to dig mountains and rivers and dredge floodwaters. In order to commemorate the two brothers Wu and Yi, the descendants called the mountain range of Dushan 'Wuyi'.
There are two magical legends in Wuyi Mountain, the legend of Tianyou Peak and the legend of the water golden turtle, these two legends will be told to you later.
Four major scenic spots, Water Curtain Cave, Dahongpao Scenic Area, Jiuqu River, Tianyou Peak.
You still have enough fun, do you know how many outsiders dream of coming to our Wuyi Mountain?
In addition, Wuyi Mountain is located in the middle subtropics with four distinct seasons, and the temperature of Wuyi Mountain is relatively uniform, mild and humid in all seasons......"
There were three tables of guests who ate at the same time at this restaurant that night, and one table of customers behind them, expressing dissatisfaction, and some pretending to cough to remind them.
The other table had a look of disdain in his eyes.
I don't know when, the fourth table of guests came in, a man and a woman, the two were about sixty years old, dressed no different from ordinary people, the woman was very thin.
At this time, the man slammed his chopsticks on the table and said to the woman:
"Madame, pie is going to fall from the sky. ”
"I'm afraid that gold will grow on the ground, and you're happy with me if it's okay, right?"
The woman looked at the old man suspiciously, felt that the old man was talking nonsense, looked up at the ceiling, and gave the old man a blank look.
"There's going to be a hole on this day, can't you say you can't drop the pie?"
"There's going to be a hole in the sky? I said that your head has to open a skylight, and you call it a brain-opening and whimsical. ”
"I've heard that in addition to Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick can poke a hole in the sky, human bragging can also blow a hole in the sky. You haven't seen it, have you?"
"I haven't seen it, you said I believe it. ”
At this time, the woman understood the old man's words.
"Madam, I have been to a lot of interesting places in this world, but I didn't find that this Wuyi Mountain is not only beautiful and beautiful. also braggart king. I'll take a look when I get a chance. ”
After speaking, the two of them stared at Tian Xia and the four of them intentionally or unintentionally, and left.
Although the four young men of Mingjian Villa thought that there might be trouble, they were not seen that night, and nothing happened.
On the third day, a group of four people arrived at the next post station - Ma'anshan Post Station.
On the fourth day, the four of them found a place for the carriage to be placed, asked the shopkeeper to add some forage to the horses, and then found a table on the ground floor of the inn, near the main road, for lunch.
On the fifth day, less than two minutes after eating, an old man begging for food came from the main road.
On the sixth day, the old man walked up to their table and said "woo-woo".
On the seventh day, they looked up at him, and saw this old man, dressed in shabby gray clothes, about seventy years old, with gray hair, a furrow on his face, and a thick bowl in his hand, and he looked weather-beaten.
On the eighth day, he didn't go in front of Tian Xia and them, but stood five meters away from them and close to the side of the road.
On the ninth day, a pair of trousers looked a size bigger, and when the wind blew on his trouser tube, the trouser tube kept swinging back and forth with the wind, and he felt that the old man was about to be blown down by the wind, and the old man shivered in the autumn wind, and his dry hand seemed to be unable to hold the bowl in his hand.
The old man whined and gestured, pointing to their table and his own bowl.
Everyone couldn't understand what he was saying, but from the gestures, everyone understood that he was smelly and dirty, and he was embarrassed to approach them and ask them to send something over.
The first to see the old man was Tian Xia, because his seat was facing the direction of the road, but after he glanced at it, he just ate by himself, and later the four of them saw it.
Tian Chun and Tian Qiu, as girls, are a little more sympathetic.
Tian Chun added two spoonfuls of rice to a large bowl of meat back to the pot, and sandwiched a little bit of the other dishes on the rice, and said to Tian Dong, who was sitting next to him:
"Brother Dong, send this bowl of rice over. ”
Tian Dong stood up very reluctantly, made an impatient look, and spat on the ground before walking towards the old man.
At this moment, a charcoal-red fast horse came from the direction they had just come, and when it reached the place where the old man was standing, it suddenly slowed down and stopped next to the old man.
At this time, Tian Dong also happened to deliver the meal to the old man.
Something unexpected happened, and the old man scolded:
"I don't know how thick the sky is, and the dog looks down on people!"
Then he smashed the broken bowl in his hand towards Tian Dong, this action was completely unexpected by the four members of the Tian family.
At the moment when Tian Dong was dodging, an extremely thin man quickly waved the whip in his hand.
The necklace around Tian Dong's neck was gone, and the extremely thin man shouted softly: "Get on the horse!"
The old man leaped and got on the very thin man's fast horse, and the extremely thin man's horse was whipped fiercely on the buttocks, and the charcoal-red fast horse flew away, leaving only a trail of dust.
Tian Dong felt that his neck was lightly strangled, and he reached out to touch his neck, the gold necklace around his neck was gone, and he immediately shouted in the direction of the charcoal red fast horse:
"Quick, they snatched my necklace. ”
When everyone understood what was going on, the fast horse had gone far away, and the four of them hurriedly settled the bill, returned the carriage they were riding, replaced it with a fast horse, and chased after them all the way, but they never saw the shadow of these two men.
So after catching up with Shen Lang and them, they had this question.
It turned out that these two men were dressed up by the thousand-armed Guanyin Yin Sanniang and the immortal Taoist Yang Santai.
The one who pretended to beg for food was Yang Santai, and the one who rode the fast horse later was Yin Sanniang.
This time, she disguised herself as a man and disguised herself as an old man, but her figure was too thin, so she gave them the impression of being extremely thin.
When they were eating with the four members of the Tian family at the Shatiangou Station, they listened to Tian Dong's unbounded bragging, and they couldn't listen to it.
The two discussed that they must clean up these young people, especially the bragging kid, of course they didn't know that his name was Tian Dong.
Therefore, cowhide cannot be blown indiscriminately. Blowing up the cowhide is punishable.
That night they rented a fast horse, and made an agreement with the shopkeeper that he should drive the carriage to the third post station, Yinji Mountain, to wait for the two of them.
As soon as they arrived, the fast horse was returned to the shopkeeper, and the carriage was changed, and instead of going directly to the main road to the big wind mouth, they first went around to another road - the big field mouth went to the big wind mouth irregularly.
The next day, after the couple dressed up, they followed the four to the Ma'anshan Station.
Yin Sanniang saw that Tian Dong had served the meal, and immediately rushed over from the side of the road, and swept away the gold necklace around Tian Dong's neck with the whip he had stolen from Ye Yingsong.
The two crossed Jinji Mountain and arrived at Yinji Mountain, then changed to a carriage and turned right into the direction of Datiankou.
When Shen Lang saw them, they hadn't changed to a carriage yet, they were charcoal red fast horses that continued to ride, so Shen Lang and they had an impression.
But the two of them had already put on makeup, and Shen Lang and his party didn't recognize them, so they naturally couldn't catch up later, and they didn't walk on this road at all.
Shen Lang and the Tian family, a total of eight people, chased from the Jinji Mountain Post Station to the Dafengkou Post Station, but they did not find the shadow of the charcoal red fast horse man, it was really sleepy and lacking horses.
Shen Lang's group thought that it was useless to be anxious now, so it was better to rest for one night first, the key was that the three of them had an agreement to meet at the mouth of the wind.
If their group rushes down, the next two groups will come and don't know what happened, and they will scatter.
As a result, Shen Lang and the others stayed, and the four brothers and sisters of the Tian family of Mingjian Villa continued to chase after them.
The next day, before breakfast, sure enough, the second group of people arrived, and everyone blamed a lot of people, not much money, Tan Buxi and Niu Yuqiao, why did they only arrive now, and the third group arrived half a day early.
On the third day, while having breakfast, I made a lot of excuses to tell everyone why their group was late.