Volume 1 Big City Little Things Chapter 48 Fool
Hearing this, Doctor Xue tapped the table with his hand, and said with disdain, "The old man has saved countless people in his life, even if he wants to die, he will go to Elysium, and when he sees the king of Hades, he will tell him, I will give you and Xue Pipi this seat." ”
Xue Pipi laughed, he couldn't hold back a sip of wine, and sprayed Xiao Jinyan's face, which made him quite embarrassed, and the poison saint laughed: "I have killed countless people in my life, and I am afraid that I will die and go to hell, and Lord Yama and the little ghost will not accept it." ”
Xiao Jinyan said strangely, "Why?"
Xue Pipi said conceitedly, "Hmph, if the old man goes to hell, what Hades judge, little ghost Meng Po, if you can survive under my poison, Lao Tzu will follow your surname." ”
Divine Doctor Xue reminded, "Don't forget, there is a person standing in front of you who has escaped the Six Poisons of Escape. ”
Xiao Jinyan said abruptly, "This matter is over, let's not mention this stubble?" Poison Saint senior, didn't we come to discuss with Divine Doctor Xue, how to rescue the Dongfang girl?"
Xue Pipi patted his head, "I just heard that someone wanted to let the Doctor Saint Descendant, but you didn't mention it, I forgot about it." ”
"You're not going to regret it, are you?"
There was a hint of banter in the poison saint's eyes, and he sneered, "Why, you care about her so much?"
Xiao Jinyan's old face was slightly red, fortunately his skin was thick enough, but he didn't show too many traces, he didn't know Dongfang Nuannuan for a long time, but he also regarded her as a good friend from the bottom of his heart, so he said: "After all, it's your apprentice." ”
The poison saint snorted, "Don't worry, although I can't get used to Dongfang Buliang's style, but after all, he is kind to our Xue family, and I owe him a favor to Xue Bao, even if Dongfang Xiaowa is not my apprentice, we will not sit idly by." ”
The three of them returned to the house and began to discuss how to rescue Dongfang Nuannuan. It's just that Divine Doctor Xue and the Poison Sage have never dealt with each other, except for when they went to Baihualou, the two had the same opinion, but they had completely inconsistent views on other things.
Doctor Xue is used to going straight to the point, anyway, Yixiaotang doesn't have a decent master in Yangzhou, except for that Ren Pengju, the rest of the people are easy to deal with, his suggestion is that the three of them forcibly attack Yixiaotang, kill them without leaving a piece of armor, and recapture Dongfang Nuannuan.
Poison Saint Xue Pipi had a different opinion, "Your method is not appropriate. ”
"What's wrong?"
"The rabbit is anxious to bite people, the dog is anxious to jump over the wall, are you in a hurry to jump over the wall to bite people, my apprentice is in the hands of Yixiaotang, if you break into Yixiaotang, they are in a hurry, and slaughter my apprentice with a knife, do you come to accompany me, in my opinion, we should outwit." ”
Xiao Jinyan asked, "How to outwit?"
Xue Pipi took out a packet of medicine from his arms, "This is a new poison I have developed, as long as I put it into the water tank of Yixiaotang, I am guaranteed not to see the sun tomorrow." ”
Xue Bao also thought about what clever way the poison saint had, and when he heard that it was poisoned, he almost scolded his mother angrily, "With your IQ, don't mention outwitting these two words." Are you so sure that Dongfang Nuannuan won't drink water?"
Sheppip said that it was better than yours.
Neither of them was convinced, from how to save people, to the old past when they were studying medicine, and even Xue Bao peeking at the little junior sister taking a bath, and the words became more and more ugly, and they almost smashed the pot and bowl, ready to do it.
Xiao Jinyan also looked big, so he had to dissuade him, "Senior, should we first determine where Dongfang Sister is being held, and then mention the rescue?"
The poison saint said that this is simple, if it is about torture to extract confessions, if I say second, no one dares to say that it is first. Xiao boy, you go and grab someone from the Laughing Hall.
When Xiao Jinyan heard this, he carried a sack and took the order, only to walk not far away, and saw a person not far from the door, looking sneaky, Xiao Jinyan walked over, the person pretended to pass by, and was about to leave, when Xiao Jinyan grabbed his shoulder, "Are you a person from Yixiaotang?"
The man asked, "Yes and how, not ......?"
Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Jinyan punched him in front of the door, knocked him unconscious, put him in a sack, and brought him back to the courtyard. Xue Pipiqi said, "So fast?" Xiao Jinyan smiled, "I won the lottery." Xue Shen woke up the man with a golden needle, and the man scolded and asked, "Do you know who Lao Tzu is, even the people of Yixiao Hall dare to arrest him?"
Xiao Jinyan stepped forward and slapped him, "Keep your mouth clean!" The man was beaten, much more honest, but his eyes were full of malice. "Senior Xue, I'll leave it to you. ”
Xue Pipi smiled slightly, took out a packet of medicine from his arms, shook it in front of the man's eyes, and said, "This poison is called the truth, after taking it, if you tell a lie, your heart will beat faster, your blood will spurt, and your seven orifices will bleed to death." ”
The man snorted, "Who are you striking?"
Sheppi laughed, "Old man Sherpipi." ”
When the man heard Xue Pipi's name, he was immediately frightened, and quickly knelt on the ground, "Senior, if you have something to ask, I know everything and say everything, my life is worthless, there is no need for your poison to be wasted on me." ”
Xue Pipi smiled, "The heart is separated from the belly, and I still believe in my poison more." Then he poured poison into the man's mouth, and after the man took the medicine, his mouth was so stumbling that he could not speak, and after a while, he foamed at the mouth and bled to death.
Xue Bao sneered, "Tell the truth, hahaha!"
Xue Pipi glanced at it, I'm sorry, I took the wrong medicine, Xiao Jinyan, can you run again?
Xiao Jinyan didn't have a good breath, "I knew that you were unreliable." ”
Xue Pipi's old face was flushed.
Xiao Jinyan left Xue's house, and not long after, he brought two more people over, Xue Bao said that this time I should come, and wake up the two people, but one was deaf and the other was mute. Sheppi laughed, "You're not a miracle doctor, look at you!"
Xiao Jinyan sighed, "Forget it, I'll run again." ”
When he came to the Yangzhou rudder of Yixiaotang, the door of the vermilion paint was closed, Xiao Jinyan hid in the dark and observed, and after a long time, he did not see anyone entering or leaving, so he released the string force in his divine sense.
This kind of string force, unlike the true element, causes a resonance between heaven and earth with an extremely weak vibration, and so far, it has not been able to be transformed into combat effectiveness, but when it is released, it is far more convenient to use it to collect information than to use internal force to sense. After all, after the internal force is released, the farther away it is, the less feedback it receives, unlike the chord movement, which can extend outward without attenuation.
However, this time, Xiao Jinyan didn't sense anything, so he came to a secluded place, climbed over the wall, and found that there was no one in the Yangzhou rudder, and the building was already empty.
There were a few salutes scattered on the ground, and it looked like they were in a hurry.
Xiao Jinyan walked into the main hall and found a letter, which was nailed to the pillar by a dart, and it read: Xiao Jinyan personally opened.
Xiao Jinyan cautiously looked around, and after confirming that it was not a trap from the other party, he pulled out the dart and opened the envelope, there was a small note inside, and when he opened it, there were two words written on it: "Idiot!" The handwriting was beautiful, obviously from the woman's hand.
Xiao Jinyan was so angry that he almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.
After searching the entire Yangzhou rudder, there was still nothing to find, and Xiao Jinyan walked out in a huff.
At this time, a little beggar came to the door, and asked cheaply, "Excuse me, are you the hero Xiao Jinyan?"
Xiao Jinyan said: "I'm Xiao Jinyan, whether I'm a hero or not, I don't know." ”
When the little beggar saw him admit it, he handed over a dirty hand and said, "Bring it." ”
"What?"
"Gold!"
Xiao Jinyan said impatiently, "Little guy, I'm not in the mood to joke with you. ”
The little beggar smiled, "There is a very beautiful, very beautiful sister, who said that a man who calls himself the hero Xiao Jinyan will come over in a while, and she gave me two envelopes and asked me to pass them on to you." This sister also told me that of these two letters, one will receive you one tael of gold, and the other will receive you nine taels, which one do you want?"
"What about faith?"
The little beggar stretched out his hand again, "Where is the gold?"
Xiao Jinyan knew that this was a ghost made by Yu Wenshuang, and said angrily: "I can't earn a tael of gold for a year in the Xiaoyao Inn, these ten taels of gold are earned by me with all my life, if you send a broken letter, you will ask me for a tael of gold, and there is no door." ”
When the little beggar heard this, he turned around and left, and Xiao Jinyan said, "Wait! ”
He took out a tael of gold from his bosom and handed it to the little beggar with some reluctance. The little beggar took it into his arms and handed over one of the letters, Xiao Jinyan opened it and looked at it, almost so angry that he smoked, and there were still two words written on it: "Idiot." ”
Xiao Jinyan gritted his teeth with hatred, but he didn't have anything to do with Yu Wenshuang, so he had to hand over the remaining nine taels of gold, "Give me another letter too." ”
The little beggar laughed, "My sister guessed that you would be like this, and said that you are a good person, my God of Wealth, and my Tinker Bell is really out of shit luck!"
Xiao Jinyan was a little distressed, the hard-earned gold was not hot in his arms, so he took it out and said with emotion: "When I met such an opponent, I really fell into eight lifetimes of blood mold." ”
While slandering, he opened the second letter. The content of this letter is not much different from the previous two, except for one more word, "Great fool." ”
Xiao Jinyan felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart, and he had never had this frustration since his debut. The little beggar saw that his face was not good, and asked him what was wrong, Xiao Jinyan said: "Forget it, I admit defeat." ”
After walking a few steps, the little beggar suddenly said, "By the way, that sister also asked me to bring you a word." ”
Xiao Jinyan waved his hand, "I'm not interested in listening." Also, I don't have a penny left. ”
The little beggar said this for free.
"There are no good words for those who charge, and I don't listen to the free ones. ”
The little beggar followed, "You person, I worked so hard to send you a letter and send a message, didn't I just accept ten taels of gold from you, why are you so petty?"
Xiao Jinyan said nonsense, all your belongings have been cheated away, and you have earned two swearing, in other words, who is not angry? Thinking of this, he looked depressed, lowered his head and walked towards Xue's house, ready to find Er Xue to discuss in the long run.
The little beggar shouted behind him: "She asked me to tell you that at three o'clock in the afternoon today, let you take what she wants, go alone to Qingfeng Temple in the south of the city, and redeem the person you want!"