"These two hateful guys, they ran away halfway through the talk, aren't they just plugging the door upside down and becoming a son-in-law, relying on the fact that their mother's family is rich, spending three thousand taels of silver to pick up girls, and you can do whatever you want if you have money!"

When Zhao and Li heard this, they turned around and said, "Yes, if you have money, you can do whatever you want!"

"You two bastards, you didn't come home last night, where did you fool around?"

When they heard this, they trembled with fright, and saw two sturdy women in floral cloth skirts, thick eyebrows, big eyes, and high cheekbones standing across the street, standing there with their hands crossed on their waists, like two compasses. These two people, one named Li Fang and the other named Li Yuan, look somewhat similar, and they are the two young ladies of the Li family in Yangzhou City.

The Li family is very famous in Yangzhou, and the family is a big official in the palace, and it is a famous family of eunuchs.

From the founding of the Ming Dynasty to the present, the Li family has produced more than 20 eunuchs, three of whom have been eunuchs with the seal of the celebrant and the seal. Now, the uncle of the two, Li Laowu, is the current eunuch of the celebrant and the eunuch of Bingbi, who serves as a deputy to Gao Yuan's father-in-law.

Zhao Jiansheng and Li Gongsheng joined the Li family three years ago, although they had the intention to inherit the Li family's inheritance, but the Li family's ancestors could not pass on the surname to the people, so the two had to live in Yangzhou City, enduring humiliation. Last night, the two squatted at the door of Baihualou all night, and when they were waiting for a lot of people, they swaggered out of Baihualou, but they were seen by the housekeeper who got up early to buy vegetables, and told the two ladies that there was this scene.

Zhao and Li hurriedly said: "Madam, the two of us recited poems against each other at Li Xiucai's house yesterday, but we were too involved and missed the time, what a sin, a sin!"

Li Fang sneered, "But I just heard that you two spent three thousand taels of silver to get a girl in Baihualou!"

Zhao Jiansheng hurriedly patted his chest and promised, "This must be a rumor!" Madam, you think, you will reward me with two taels of silver in January, I don't eat or drink It will take me a hundred years to save enough three thousand taels, even if I can live to be a hundred years old and go to Baihualou, I can only stare dryly, this must be a shameless villain who slanders me behind my back!"

Li Gongsheng pulled Zhao Jiansheng, "Brother, you are afraid of what she will do, and the faces of our scholars will be lost by you." This kind of thing, even if it is done, as long as we are not caught on the spot, we can't admit that we are killed, not to mention that we have done nothing. As the saying goes, if a woman doesn't fight for three days, she goes to the house to uncover the tiles, as a man, a big husband, see how I clean her up!"

After saying that, he puffed up his chest, came to Li Yuan, and raised his right hand.

Li Yuan glared, "What do you want to do?"

Li Gongsheng smiled all over his face, "Madam, you have chicken feathers on your clothes, I'll help you dust them." "Make a gesture to help Li Yuan clean up his clothes.

"Don't change the subject, be honest!"

Zhao Jiansheng thought in his heart, it was all on this one, and the dead Daoist friend was not dead and poor, and persuaded beside him, "Big brother, you can recruit it, so as not to suffer from flesh and skin, manly, big husband, one person does things and one person does things." He said to Li Yuan again, "Sister-in-law, I testify that the eldest brother did this by himself!"

Li Yuan grabbed Li Gongsheng's ear, and Li Gongsheng shouted in pain, "Wife, the public, give some face!"

Li Yuan snorted, "Do you want to save face, or do you want to eat soft rice?" Believe it or not, I'll write a letter to my second grandfather and send you to the capital?"

"That's a good dare, I've been a tribute student for a few years, and it stands to reason that there should be a real shortage. At my level, although the ability to be a scholar is a little worse, it should be no problem to be a waiter. ”

Li Yuandao, "Will the Straight Hall Supervisor go?"

"What for?"

"The eunuch sweeping the floor in the palace. ”

As soon as the two heard this, they ran away, and disappeared in a blink of an eye, and Mrs. Li scolded in the back, "Don't go home at night if you have the ability!"

Everyone laughed loudly in the back, and the pair of living treasures in Yangzhou City added a lot of condiments to everyone's boring life. Xue Pipi held a bun with chopsticks, looked at the backs of the two and said, "It's a shame to be a man and do this job!"

Xiao Jinyan asked, "Senior Xue, I don't know ...... your lady."

Sheppi's face sank, "What did you ask her for?"

Xiao Jinyan saw that he had a displeased look on his face, and hurriedly silenced him, Xue Pipi sighed, "Twenty years ago, I ran away with others. ”

Xiao Jinyan saw that his eyes showed remorse, and secretly thought: This poisonous saint Xue Pipi has a somewhat moody personality, and his actions are both righteous and evil, but if he only talks about his appearance, he is sharp and angular, and his appearance is dignified, he must have been a beautiful young man back then, so he comforted, "Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, not to mention, why is the eldest husband without a wife, maybe one day, your lady will change her mind......"

The poison saint smiled, "There's no chance!"

"Why?"

"Back then, I was busy practicing medicine, competing with Xue Bao for the position of the heir of the medical saint, and snubbed her, and then I lost to Xue Bao, got free, and looked for her on the rivers and lakes for three years, and finally let me find her in Kaifeng Mansion, only to know that she married a local rich merchant surnamed Sun as a concubine. ”

Sheppipi seemed to recall the old past, and was silent.

Xiao Jinyan asked, "What now?"

Sheppi stretched out his hand and gestured to the edge of the table, "Now, the grass on their grave is almost this high." ”

Xiao Jinyan felt a thrill in his heart, and even grabbed a bun and handed it to him, "Senior, eat buns!"

After eating breakfast, Xiao Jinyan consciously knew the money, and the two returned to Doctor Xue's house, and before they entered the door, they heard the cry of Doctor Xue coming from the Xue house, and the two of them were surprised in their hearts, this early in the morning, which one is Doctor Xue going to sing?

When I came to the door, I saw Doctor Xue with a cloak, holding a chicken leg in his left hand and a handful of paper money in his right hand, and sending it to the cornucopia (brazier) while eating.

Doctor Xue cried bitterly and said, "Brother Pippi, although you and I have been fighting for more than 20 years, we are both descendants of the Xue family after all, there were still people who talked and laughed yesterday, and today I will travel west with a crane and leave me, and I will be left in our Xue family, and there is no one with a son and a half daughter, this is God who made our Xue family the last one!"

"I don't know, you have not arrived at Nai He Bridge now, you have harmed so many people in this life, I don't know if Lord Yama can arrange a good family for you to reincarnate, I will burn some paper money for you, when you get there, don't save it, no matter how bad it is, give me reincarnation as a son." ”

When Xue Pipi saw this, he was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh.

Divine Doctor Xue cried for a moment, took another bite of chicken legs, and sighed again and again, "I knew this was the case, I just gave you the position of the heir of this medical saint." ”

Xue Pipi and Xue Bao have been fighting for many years, but he didn't expect him to say such emotional words today, he was a little excited, and asked loudly: "Is this true?"

Xue Bao was startled when he saw someone coming, "You are not dead?" Xue Pipi said angrily, "I am dead, who will fight you for the rest of my life?"

Xue Bao deliberately pretended to be confused, "Which sentence?"

"You give me the position of the heir of the Doctor Saint. ”

Xue Bao laughed, "I don't remember saying that." ”

Xue Pipi pulled Xiao Jinyan in front of Xue Bao, "If you don't believe it, you can ask him!"

Xiao Jinyan said in his heart that this is your family matter, what did you drag me in as an outsider, and secretly made up his mind, and then pretended to be confused, and kicked the ball back, "Senior, did you say that I should have heard it, or did I not hear it?"

Xue Pipi put his hand behind his back and secretly exercised his skills, and the whole palm turned black, which was the black sand palm that the Poison Saint relied on to become famous, this is an extremely powerful poisonous skill, if it is slapped on ordinary people, there is absolutely no chance of survival, this move is a secret warning to Xiao Jinyan.

"You can reminisce about it, or I can help you reminisce. ”

Xiao Jinyan saw it in his eyes, this is to threaten me, I am not even afraid of the poison of the Five Poison Boys, and I am afraid that your poisonous palm will not succeed? However, unlike the Five Poison Boys' low martial arts, Xue Pipi is not only a master of using drugs, but also a half-step martial arts, even if you don't use poison, it is easy to kill me, how is this good?

Then I thought about it again: I, Xiao Jinyan, a chivalrous person, rich and lewd, mighty and bending, how can I speak with a clear conscience, so I said, "It seems, probably, I said." ”

Doctor Xue frowned, patted the needle capsule on his waist, and asked in a long voice, "Hmm......?"

Doctor Xue's golden needle is unparalleled in the world, it can save people, and naturally it can also kill people, killing people to save people, but it is just a matter of a thought.

"Maybe, maybe not!"

The two of them drank coldly in unison, "Did you say it, or didn't you say it?"

Xiao Jinyan hesitated, he only knew the Xuanzhong Realm, not the opponent of the two, and now the two forced him and put him in a dilemma.

Suddenly, a thought flashed in his mind, like a bright light in the night sky, the whole person suddenly brightened, he carried thirty percent of the internal force, he was afraid that it would not be enough, and added two percent, slapped it on the door of the head, and said, "I remember!"

The whole person straightened back and passed out.

Crash!

The body smashed into the brazier that burned paper money, Xiao Jinyan's buttocks hurt, Xiao Jinyan was in pain, and he woke up and turned around, but at this moment, he could only endure it and didn't dare to make a sound.

The Divine Doctor and the Poison Saint looked at each other, no one expected that this guy would come to this trick.

"Hey!"

"Huh?"

"His ass is on fire. ”

"Oh!"

"You're a miracle doctor, you don't save him?"

Doctor Xue said, "The old man never touches a man's buttocks. ”

"It's rare to have such an opportunity, let's have a drink. ”

Doctor Xue nodded wonderfully, went to the room to get a jar of good wine, two sea bowls, poured two glasses of wine, Xue Pipi picked up a glass, and asked, "Why do you want to curse me to death?"

Doctor Xue said, "After you left last night, I had a dream, I dreamed that you were cut off by a thin middle-aged man in linen from the south, and woke up in the morning to see that you didn't come back, don't you think the dream has come true, so I burned paper money to commemorate you, who expected you to come back, hey!"

"What do you mean by sighing?"

"I'm so happy!"

Sheppi sneered, took a sip of wine, and said, "I had a dream too." ”

"What did you dream about?"

Sheppi: "I dreamed that you gave me the token of the Divine Doctor's successor. ”

Xue Pipi expressed his disdain, "This kind of daydreaming, I will do less in the future." ”

The two chatted while drinking, although Xiao Jinyan who was lying on the ground had internal strength to protect his body, he still couldn't bear it, he jumped up, sat in the water tank, and a chill hit, Xiao Jinyan took the wine jar, raised his head and drank it all, and breathed a deep sigh of relief.

The two asked, "Why don't you pretend to be dead?"

Xiao Jinyan rubbed his buttocks and said, "I also had a dream." ”

"What did you dream about?"

Xiao Jinyan said, "I dreamed that I crossed the Nai He Bridge and saw the king of Hades, the king of Hades asked me what I was good at, I said that I had a good amount of alcohol, and the king of Hades was not convinced, and I fought for wine, and the two of them made a bet, and as a result, the Lord of Yama got drunk, and the Lord of Yama asked me what I wanted, and I said that I had two seniors, and I cared for the next generation, and I didn't save them when I saw death, so that the Lord of Yama left two good seats for the two of you in the eighteenth layer of hell." ”