Section 164 Long Xiaomo was humiliated
Long Xiaomo led the horse and walked into the yard suspiciously, two mighty men were standing guard at the door, and when they saw Long Xiaomo coming back, they subconsciously patted their chests, saluted, and said, "Good helper." ”
Seeing this momentum dragon Xiaomo was startled, handed the horse in his hand to the family, and then cautiously walked into the yard. When I looked up, I went, and this yard was much more exaggerated than before, and there was a wall behind the door, and there were several courtyards before and after.
At this time, Sanlaizi suddenly ran over and said, "Helper, helper, you are back, hurry up and see, Mrs. has reorganized our yard, look at the anger... San Laizi ran to Long Xiaomo's side, and when he saw Yang Yuting behind Long Xiaomo, he suddenly shut up, as if his mouth had been bitten by a scorpion, and stood honestly.
Seeing Sanlaizi's attitude, Long Xiaomo couldn't help but boast to Yang Yuting: "How is it?
San Laizi cautiously walked up to Long Xiaomo's side and whispered, "Helper, why didn't you say hello in advance when you brought a woman back?" ”
Long Xiaomo straightened her clothes and said, "What are you afraid of? I am the head of the family, and I have the final say here." Where's Xing Ling'er?"
San Laizi cautiously pointed to the house behind him and said, "The third room in the middle, the largest house, is waiting for you." ”
Long Xiaomo took Yang Yuting into the main room and saw Xing Ling'er sitting in the middle of the house with a bad face.
As soon as Long Xiaomo saw this posture, he knew that he couldn't be good today, so he held his head high and said with a smile on his face: "Lady, I'm back." ”
"Smack" Xing Ling'er slapped the table heavily.
As soon as "Goodong", Long Xiaomo knelt down, grabbed her ears with both hands and said, "Lady, I was wrong." ”
As soon as Yang Yuting behind her saw Long Xiaomo's such a wretched look, the tall and majestic image of Long Xiaomo in her heart disappeared, and she kept pulling Long Xiaomo's collar with her hand behind her, and said, "Xiaomo, why do you look like this." ”
Seeing Long Xiaomo's appearance, Xing Ling'er didn't relent, and walked over directly, grabbed Long Xiaomo's ears and pulled them up, and said, "Long Xiaomo, I'll give you face or you're up to yourself." ”
San Laizi persuaded beside him: "Madam, madam, save some face for the helper." ”
Xing Ling'er glared and said, "You also kneel." ”
With a bang, Sanlaizi knelt behind Long Xiaomo, worse than Long Xiaomo, and his body kept teasing.
Xing Ling'er said: "You can now, even if you hook up with a woman outside, you dare to take it home, do you think that Ma Xiaocui is gone, and no one will care about you at home?"
Long Xiaomo bared her teeth and said, "It was Ma Xiaocui who agreed that I would be with her." ”
Xing Ling'er said: "You don't have it, Ma Xiaocui moved out and pressed me." Sanlaizi, go to the house and move two quilts, don't freeze your helper. ”
"Ahh Xing Ling'er handed it over with a sharp look, and San Laizi immediately ran to the back room to hug the quilt.
Long Xiaomohu asked suspiciously: "What are you going to do?" Okay, you are not allowed to bring domestic violence. ”
Xing Ling'er snorted coldly, shot like electricity, and immediately clicked on seven or eight acupoints on Long Xiaomo's body. Long Xiaomo kept his teeth bared and stayed in place.
Sanlaizi brought the quilt over at this time. Xing Ling'er was quick with her hands and feet, wrapped Long Xiaomo with a big quilt, and then took out the rope from behind her, and wrapped it a few more times outside the quilt
Long Xiaomo was bundled like a rice dumpling.
Long Xiaomo's acupoint was pointed, but the words could be spoken, and he stammered: "Ling'er, don't play around, you will kill you." ”
Xing Ling'er patted Long Xiaomo's face with a smile and said, "Don't worry, I feel so sorry for you, how can I be willing to let you sleep without a quilt?
Walking into the courtyard, Long Xiaomo saw a high flagpole set up in the courtyard, four or five zhang high, but there was nothing hanging on it.
Xing Ling'er carried Long Xiaomo, and made a vertical leap to the center of the flagpole, and another vertical leap to the top of the flagpole.
Long Xiaomo said: "Hey, hey, what are you going to do? I'm afraid of heights, my wife don't play." Long Xiaomo's pleading voice was almost full of crying.
Xing Ling'er said: "Don't you like to play outside, since you want to play, let's play a big one, so that the neighbors can see your dragon Xiaomo's majesty." As he spoke, he adjusted Long Xiaomo with his head down and his feet up on the top of the flagpole.
Long Xiaomo shouted loudly: "Help, help." ”
Xing Ling'er stood under the flagpole, clapped her hands, and then put her waist in and said, "If you have the ability, you can continue to shout, so that the neighbors can see your majesty." ”
Long Xiaomo thought for a while: "Yes, this is too damn embarrassing." So he stopped immediately, but he seemed to be a little late, and the children on the street outside had already seen Long Xiaomo hanging in the air, and immediately clapped their hands and sang a children's rhyme: "Long Xiaomo, really majestic, swinging around thinking about a pig." Long Xiaomo, enjoy Qingfu, there are zongzi to eat every day. ”
Long Xiaomo heard that the children's nursery rhymes were so catchy, obviously they were not made up, and they had already been rehearsed by Xing Ling'er before.
Long Xiaomo shouted loudly: "Go, go, go home, have you finished your homework?" ”
Xing Ling'er said at this time: "Okay, now it's time to start the banquet, welcome the new members of our family." ”
As soon as Xing Ling'er spoke, the subordinates immediately carried over a table of eight immortals, and in the middle of the table of eight immortals was a steaming hot pot, and around the hot pot were all kinds of mutton slices, beef slices and various seasonal vegetables.
Xing Ling'er beckoned Yang Yuting to sit down for dinner. Yang Yuting was stunned and didn't know what to do, she was obviously suppressed by Xing Ling'er's momentum. Xing Ling'er winked at Yang Yuting and said, "Actually, I knew about your existence ten days ago, and I have no objection to you entering our Long family. ”
Yang Yuting was obviously a little surprised by Xing Ling'er's attitude. Xing Ling'er continued, "You may also know that for some special reason. I can't give birth to Xiaomo, but the incense of the Long family still has to continue. So in the future, it is inevitable that I will have to find someone for Xiaomo. ”
Yang Yuting suddenly realized at this time. Xing Ling'er continued: "But as the saying goes, dogs can't change their eating. This kind of thing can only be repeated and repeated, but not repeated and fourth. A lesson must be learned to this thing today. ”
The two women were eating hot pot and bragging below, and from time to time there were smiles like silver bells. Long Xiaomo was very unhappy on the flagpole, it was already winter at this time, and even if he was wrapped in a quilt, it was bitterly cold. There was a burst of meat smell from below, mixed with a smell of soot that rushed straight to his nose, and Long Xiaomo was so angry that he died.
Long Xiaomo suddenly thought of someone in mid-air who could save herself, and hurriedly opened her mouth and shouted: "Dad, Dad, Long Kui, come out and save me, your son is about to be killed." ”
With a squeak, the backyard door rang, and Nightshade walked out with his hands behind his back
Come. Seeing that the nightshade came out, Xing Ling'er and Yang Yuting immediately stood up and said hello. Long Kui liked Yang Yuting very much after seeing it, shh
When Long Xiaomo saw that the savior had come, she screamed even more happily, and shouted loudly: "Daddy, come and save me." ”
Nightshade shook his head and said, "In the middle of the night, it's too unusual." What are you shouting? Don't scream, I'll go around the back of the door. So saying, he went out of the house.
Seeing the back of the nightshade in the distance, Long Xiaomo even had the heart to die, and said in his heart: "Don't you even have someone to save me? ”
This night, the north wind was biting, and after Xing Linger and Yang Yuting finished eating the hot pot, they walked into the house hand in hand, as if they had walked into the house like a pair of girlfriends for many years.
Long Xiaomo said, "Hey, have you slept?
There was laughter like silver bells from inside the house, but no one came out.
Long Xiaomo said: "It's cold outside, doesn't anyone pity me?"
This night, the north wind was biting, and Long Xiaomo, who was hanging upside down, carried his own True Yuan Qi to turn around his whole body to slowly warm up, but the saliva still couldn't help but flow into his nostrils, and slowly formed into an ice skate, and Long Xiaomo couldn't help but tremble.
At the beginning, Long Xiaomo still hoped that Xing Ling'er's heart would soften and put herself down, so he kept shouting without a match, and then slowly died of this heart.
"Actually, it's good to hang upside down. Long Xiaomo's mind could only try to give full play to Ah Q's spirit: "At least I can appreciate this city from a different angle." ”
Four or five zhang high, you can indeed see a lot of Chang'an scenery that you haven't seen before. Suddenly, he saw in the distance what seemed to be two masters walking between the buildings.
Such a fun thing immediately attracted Long Xiaomo's attention, and he opened the Qi Observation Technique to observe the two masters, and found that the two of them were actually all purple qi, that is to say, they were at the level of Yuan Ying. The man in front was very fast, and the man behind was in a hurry, running around the roof as if they were juggling. The person in front seemed to be a little better at light exercises, and from time to time he grimaced at the people behind him, as if he was deliberately annoying the people behind him. But the person in the back was obviously better off in the city, and he chased after him with all his strength.
The man in front saw that the person behind him was biting and not letting go, and ran left and right screaming, and after a while, he got into a dense forest next to him.
Long Xiaomo shook his head, and thought in his heart: "No, there are only a few purple qi masters in Chang'an City, I basically know them, and a few masters have come out of nowhere." No, I have to work hard to practice, how to say that I can also get the Yuan Infant level to be able to get on the card, with my current three layers of Yudan, it seems that I can't get on the table. ”
Long Xiaomo was thinking about it, and suddenly felt a slight tremor on the flagpole, and he tried his best to look up, I go, why did the master who ran in front just now suddenly squat on the top of the flagpole.
Long Xiaomo was a little depressed, it was embarrassing enough to be hung here, but there were still people watching it up close.
At a very close distance, Long Xiaomo saw the face of the person on the top of the flagpole clearly, it was a little fat man more than five feet tall, about forty or fifty years old, with a red face, and two obscene dog oil mustaches on his mouth, who were looking at Long Xiaomo carefully.
Long Xiaomo said, "Hey, dwarf winter melon, what are you running here for?"