Volume 1 The Black Dog's Adventure Apprenticeship Chapter 6 The Unlucky Plum Head

After a long time, I felt a more pungent sour smell go straight to my nostrils, and I slowly opened my eyes when I was choked. I saw that I was lying in the arms of the sloppy old man, and the sour smell emanated from his body, and I couldn't help retching a few times. I wanted to struggle, but I saw that the strange man seemed to be a different person, and he looked at him with a calm and determined face and shook his head gently.

Xiaolian, who was curious about how she could have fallen into the old man's arms, only felt that a dry and hot thing was swimming back and forth on her belly, and the fetus in her womb kept squirming. When I looked down, I realized that it was the old man's dirty thin hands, which were reaching into his dress and rubbing it on his abdomen.

Although Xiaolian, who was already a wife, how could she eat such grievances, her face was suddenly flushed, she gritted her teeth and slapped it, and the old man who beat her quickly withdrew her thin hand. Taking advantage of the old man's stunned efforts, he quickly escaped from his arms.

At this time, Xiaolian was not angry with the strange old man, but wiped her tears and sobbed to her husband in the number: "Liu Dingkui, Liu Dingkui, I watched Xiaolian being teased by others, but I was still indifferent. Are you still a man?" said that, he simply sat in the mud, kicked his feet and cried like a coquettish child, but Liu Dingkui didn't even look at it.

Seeing that the woman was about to cry, the strange old man was suddenly at a loss, hurriedly stepped forward and leaned down, covered Xiaolian's mouth with one hand, and said with a sigh on the mouth with the index finger of the other: "The old man really didn't mean to be rude to you, but had a lot to do with the fetus in your womb." Don't cry, the old man has a way to heal your husband. ”

Hearing this, Xiaolian sobbed and looked up at the old man, thinking in her heart, "This strange man was still in the middle of the number just now, why did I wake up in a dizzy and he was outside the iron gate?" ’

"It's good if you don't cry, if you don't cry, you can talk, old man, I do have a way to cure that fool, but there is one condition that only if you agree. After speaking, he grabbed the wine jug left over from Liu Dingkui's drink and poured it into his mouth, and after drinking, he didn't care whether his paws were dirty or not, he reached over and grabbed the food on the plate and stuffed it in his mouth.

Xiaolian, who was covered in dirty mud, calmed her mood, stood up and asked respectfully, "What you said is true, don't lie to me." As long as it's not a non-trivial request, I can say yes to you. ”

The old man shook his head and muttered, "What do you want to do with this little girl? My old man is a serious person, and this requirement is simple, that is, when your child is born, you must worship me as a teacher." ”

"But I heard that you are dead! I'm afraid you haven't waited for my child to be born, you ......" suddenly thought of something, and didn't dare to say the rest of the words, for fear of making this strange man angry and let it go.

"You don't have to worry about this, as long as you agree, you can't go back. ”

Xiaolian nodded hurriedly, knelt in front of the old man, looked at it with anticipation and said: "If you can really be cured, you are the great benefactor of our family, and when you go home, you will make a statue of a god according to your demeanor, and worship incense every day." ”

"Phew, do you really think the old man is dead? Come back in two days, and bring a pair of fresh pig's heads, a saw, two zhang of white silk, and 100 steel needles. After thinking about it, he felt inappropriate and said: "Forget the saw, I can't bring it in, I'll think of a way, remember to bring good wine and good food." ”

When the old man finished speaking, he was about to ask what the purpose of these things was, when he faintly heard a voice from a distance asking, "Oh! Li Tou! The old man thought you were caught in the pink trap and couldn't pull it out? Why did you come in a hurry and panic." What's wrong with your legs, why are you walking?"

"Don't ask, you're busy with you! I've got something to do with the old man. ”

Xiaolian turned her head to look, only to see a man with a short stick in his hand, his legs crossed, his feet dragging the ground and walking towards this side, and he scolded in his mouth: "You old immortal, don't give me an explanation today, don't wait until the autumn queen, I'll give you a bad day today." ”

Xiaolian turned her head, the old man beside her was no longer there, and looked to the side that the old man had returned to the number, holding the iron door with both hands, and waved to herself with a smile without worry: "Let's go, I will take care of that fool, remember what I want." ”

Picking up the food box on the ground, he looked at his husband with his back to him, sighed and turned to leave.

Angry, Li grabbed his thin neck covered with dirt on his head, and knocked on the iron door with a stick in one hand, "What the hell did you give me?"

"Let go of me, there is something to say, it is not often said that the bell must be tied to the bell, you don't worry, no matter what the old man has his own solution. ”

Hearing this, Li Tou let go of his hand unwillingly, and glared at the old man fiercely.

The old man asked, "What? My medicine doesn't work? You didn't take a pill to try? Did it get longer?"

Li Tou nodded.

"It's a long time, you're still angry!"

Hearing the old man scolding himself, he stretched out his hand again and grabbed the thin neck, and roared angrily with tears in his eyes: "Is there anything that has become so long?"

"Say it slowly, say it slowly, strangle the old man who will figure it out for you. ”

Li Tou thought about it and let go of his hand again, the old man coughed twice and said, "My magic recipe will definitely not be a problem, you calm down and tell me slowly." ”

Li Tou took two deep breaths to calm down, and said: "When I got home last night, I took one pill, don't you say, that thing is about to move, and it will really grow half an inch more soon, this night is a cool!"

The old man closed his eyes slightly and nodded, "And then, did you eat the rest?"

Li Tou nodded again. The strange man glared angrily and said, "My magic medicine is a treasure, I asked you to try one pill, but you ate it all, and then what?"

"And then the thing did get longer, as long as an arm. After that, he covered his face with one hand and shook his head fiercely, and said: "But it's only as thin as chopsticks, so it's hard for me to walk, and I can't help but wrap it around my legs, and now it's a problem to pee." What used to be a huge river has become a trickle now. After speaking, he wiped his tears aggrievedly.

Hearing this, the old man hid his face and snickered and said, "I can't rely on this, who do you blame for your own greed? ”

"No, it's caused by you, and you're responsible. Otherwise, I don't want to fight with you for my life. ”

The old man thought for a long time and said with a strange smile: "There is still a way, but you have to suffer the pain." ”

Li Tou nodded deeply. The old man said, "Go and take your head away, and find another pair of scissors." Li Tou looked at the old man suspiciously, only to hear him say again: "I have an old bone, and you are still afraid that I will not be able to escape." ”

I only heard the neighbor Liu Dingkui muttering: "The beauty is so good, the beauty is so good, don't be shy and let me kiss it!"

Li Tou, who was already angry, grabbed the short stick and threw it at the stunned goods, and smashed it on the back of the stunned goods, Liu Dingkui snorted twice, turned his head and glared at Li Tou, and then looked at the picture and said: "Oh, our intimacy has been discovered, I think the person is red when he sees it, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Kui'er protects you." With that, he took the scroll into his arms.

"I'll clean you up when I'm back. With that, he dragged his feet and walked out. He said to Zhang Tou: "Brother Zhang, I was supposed to be on duty today, you should go back first! I have something to look for this old man." ”

Zhang Tou said: "I also don't like this old man, I'll give him a few times for me later, but remember, as long as you don't make trouble, nothing else can happen." Then he got up and left.

Li Tou came to the front of the number again with scissors and asked, "You take the scissors, don't you want to cut off my baby?"

"What if you don't cut it off? Could it be that you still want to stream a long stream? It's okay, you endure the pain, I have my own way to restore him to the same as before. ”

"Oh, that's it, so come on!"

The old man gestured and asked, "Is this long enough?"

"Longer, oh! yes, that's just right. As soon as the words fell, I heard a click, and Li Tou jumped up in pain.

"Fuck, don't jump, you kid. I saw that the old man stretched out his thin hand and spit on it, and with the other hand grabbed the plum head and wiped it, the blood stopped immediately, and the pain was reduced a lot.

"It's not that long now, but it's still so thin!"

The old man bent down and took out a few pills from his shoes again, stretched out his hand and handed them over, and said, "I thought that if you get a roast chicken for the old man to eat, this pill can be given to you, but why are you so anxious." Don't be greedy this time, one grain is enough. ”

Li Tou picked up one and quickly put it into his mouth and swallowed it.

"Well, you are in a hurry, and you will come before dawn in two days, and remember to bring me a razor, so that I may carve a head out of your precious child." ”

Li Tou walked out with a thousand thanks, but heard the old man behind him say loudly: "Forget and forget, Li Tou will remember to get a saw again in two days, and also ask for a brazier." ”

This Li Tou sat alone on the circle chair outside the prison cell, and secretly looked down, don't say that there is no pain at this time, the little guy is red and swollen, and there are faint signs of enlargement.