Liu Dingkui's mother was bedridden because of a serious illness due to shortness of breath. The old father was also devastated by the sudden change. Fortunately, the daughter-in-law is virtuous and busy, taking care of the family well.

Two days later, Xiaolian, who was busy with the chores at home, came to the gate of the county jail with a food box in one hand, a little white silk tied on the food box, and a braised pig's head that had just come out of the pot and was still steaming with the other hand.

Of course, Li Tou is still on duty today, who has just finished plastic surgery under his crotch, standing at the door with his waist crossed and shaking his head and singing a little song. Seeing Xiaolian coming over, she asked, "The little lady came to see your husband again?

Xiaolian put down the food box and took out a small piece of silver, handed it over and said: "The official is accommodating, but this pig's head is what the old man wants, maybe he can cure my husband's madness when he is full, but whether the old man will also become a pig's head after eating, I don't know." ”

"Oh, you've really found the right person, that old man is really a god, and he just gave me some trimming, and the knife is much better now than before. ”

"Trim what?"

Li Tou smiled awkwardly and said, "Go quickly! Say more good things to the old man." ”

Xiaolian also asked more and gave a light salute, picked up the food box and walked inside, and before she could go in, she heard the strange old man shouting loudly: "It's so fragrant! What a delicious thing! I'm hungry for the old man, hurry up and bring it to me to taste." ”

Looking in the direction where the fragrance came from, I saw Xiaolian walking over with a braised pig's head, and suddenly the old man clapped his legs with both hands, and shouted angrily: "I'm asking you to bring fresh pig's head!"

Xiao Lian, who was full of doubts, said, "Isn't it fresh?" I just fished it out of the pot when I went out. ”

Liu Dingkui, who had been hungry for two days, also came over stupidly, pulling the iron door and drooling.

Xiaolian looked at Liu Dingkui and couldn't bear it, and said to the old man: "You see my husband is hungry and uncomfortable, can't I tear off a pig's ear for him to eat first?"

The old man waved his hand and said helplessly: "Eat you! I'll my God! Old man, how did I meet such a pig-headed couple!" Seeing Liu Dingkui bite the pig's ear, the greedy old man said to Xiaolian again: "Since it has been delivered to your mouth, hurry up and bring it, let me bite it twice." ”

The old man held the pig's head, took a bite according to the pig's nose, and said while chewing: "I said that you little daughter-in-law, why are you obedient and not listening, I want a fresh pig's head that has just been killed, but you get this thing for me, but it's good that this pig's head is delicious enough." Go and get the wine. ”

Xiaolian was embarrassed to take out the wine jug from the food box and handed it over, and said timidly: "It's all Xiaolian's fault! ”

"Forget it, you call Li Tou, I'll let him buy it, it's still useful to keep you. ”

Li Tou, who was called, smiled all over his face, approached him and said, "The saw, the brazier are all here, and I originally suspected that you would use this saw to escape from prison." But I heard the little lady say, you want to treat his husband, so I can relax, and it is difficult for me to escape from prison with this little saw. I don't let anyone in. ”

"Li Tou'er, if you have any more trouble, go buy me a pig's head, will you?"

Hearing that it was good again, Li Tou hurriedly replied: "What's the matter? One is not enough to eat? This is easy to say, whether you want to be roasted with sauce or spicy, you can tell it, Lao Li will never shirk it." ”

"Just make it raw. ”

Li Tou suddenly clapped his hands and suddenly realized, and said, "Oh! I know, get a pig's head and see it with a saw, and put it on the brazier to roast and eat." I can't see that you old man is really exquisite. However, this barbecue, salt and cumin must be indispensable, so I must bring some by the way. Without waiting for the old man to reply, the Li Tou rushed out the door.

The old man looked at Xiaolian and said, "What's the matter? You all look at me like a foodie?"

Xiaolian nodded, suddenly felt that something was wrong and quickly shook her head.

"Forget it, foodies are foodies! You stand there and don't move. Look at my supernatural powers. ”

I saw that the thin man exhaled violently, and his stomach and head seemed to deflate a lot, and he rubbed against the iron fence and got out. Another flash drilled into the neighborhood, stretched out his hand and slapped Liu Dingkui's waist with a palm, and Liu Dingkui suddenly froze there and couldn't move.

The little old man had a lot of strength, picked up Liu Dingkui and let him stand at the door with his face out. After calling Xiaolian to stand outside the door, she also patted it lightly in the same way, and it was also fixed there.

The old man said to Liu Dingkui: "Now you kid is blessed, let's watch the music secretly!" After that, he took the scroll from his hand and looked at it, only to feel suddenly uneasy, shook his head vigorously and stretched out his hand to slap it a few times, only then did he ease his mind, and silently thought in his heart: "Sure enough! It's her, the old man, I almost caught the word, this thing is really only for people with spiritual seeds." To say that this Liu Dingkui is still a talent that can be created, but it is a pity that he was polluted by the picture scroll. ”

Liu Dingkui's wow-wow-wail scream came, and the noisy old man turned his head to look at it, glared at it fiercely, and flicked his middle finger with his index finger to his throat, and the strange scream stopped immediately. Liu Dingkui, who was angry, puffed out and panted for breath through his mouth and nose.

The old man shrugged his shoulders at Xiaolian and said, "No way, it's a little disgusting, you have to hold back." After that, he took out the scroll and spat on it, wiped it evenly, and with a snap, the whole piece was pasted on Xiaolian's face. Suddenly, the smell of fishy saliva came into the nose, so it was not disgusting.

Xiao Lian, who was often pasted on her face by her husband with this scroll, suddenly felt bad, and some bad thoughts appeared in her heart: 'Could it be that this old man is also crazy when he sees that painting?' Although the little daughter-in-law couldn't move, she couldn't help but tremble with fright, and consciously clamped her legs.

"What are you going to do, old man? Are you mistaken? My husband is the patient. ”

"Nonsense! How can you be mistaken, close your eyes and don't speak, just wait!"

Picked up the flask and took a sip and squirted it at the little face. After spraying, he picked up the stiff and trembling Xiaolian, held it with his left arm, and roasted face down towards the brazier. There was a burning feeling on his face and he wanted to scream, but there was a biting chill coming from his back and approaching the door, only to feel that the flames were no longer violent, and there were bursts of warmth that he couldn't say.

The old man held Xiaolian with one hand and pressed her back with the other, and a snort came from between his teeth, and he said slowly: "Only the cold power can force out the evil in this painting and then turn it into righteousness for its own use, but this cold power is not something that ordinary people can bear, and it can only be baked against the fire, wait patiently for a while, and return you to a beautiful face in a while, so that your man will never think about others again." ”

Hearing this, Xiaolian reacted from her shock and gritted her teeth firmly.

Suddenly, the picture scroll emitted a little purple gas, through the mouth and nose straight into the body, the old man guided the purple gas to flow towards the abdomen, the fetus of the purple gas irrigation body suddenly became enchanted and convulsed, and Xiaolian's whole person trembled violently, and the belly was projected by the purple light of the fetus in the body, faintly glowing and transparent, and it was obvious that a villain was curled up. Just the tea cup kung fu, the picture scroll suddenly burst and burned. The old man straightened Xiaolian and opened his mouth to inhale into the flames.

Xiaolian, whose face was covered with black and gray, froze there in a daze, and stared at the old man with wide eyes. At this time, the old man seemed to have a lot of energy because of the flames, and said to Xiaolian: "Don't worry, this is the critical time! It's a little painful, no, you can sleep for a while." ”

After that, Qiaojin stunned Xiaolian, and said to Liu Dingkui: "Keep your eyes open and look at it!" rubbed his dirty hands, pinched it hard towards the little face, and pinched a steel needle and pierced it in the pinched place. Standing there, tugging at his beard and thinking about what he looked like in the painting, he pointed his fingers upwards at his nostrils, and with the other hand several steel needles pierced around his nose. Then he stretched out his index finger and scraped his long nails around his eyes, pinning the scratched area with a steel needle.

The old man stared at the little face and thought for a long time, and said to himself: "No, the mouth is a little bigger." After thinking about it again, he slapped his head suddenly, "There is!" He picked up a steel needle again, plucked a silver hair from his head, threaded the needle and sewed it through his mouth. This silver hair is really magical, and there is no scar visible after sewing.

After a period of busy work, look at the little face, densely covered with perforated steel needles for sewing. The old man crossed his waist and nodded in satisfaction. Biting your index finger, you squeeze out the blood and gently go to the point where the steel needle lands. said in his mouth: "Damn, I was bleeding heavily today, I hope my efforts are not in vain!"

After that, the old man muttered a few times silently, only to see the white light at the blood spot light up, and his hands quickly pulled out all the steel needles.

At this time, the small face was mixed with blood stains after burning, and if it weren't for the white teeth, it really wouldn't be a person's face. The old man grabbed the flask again and took a sip and sprayed it, grabbing his wide sleeve and wiping it indiscriminately.

The pink and round little face, the slightly upturned handsome nose, and the red little mouth, although the eyes are closed, you can also imagine the brightness under the long eyelashes.

The old man kept looking around Xiaolian, and from time to time there was a satisfied smacking sound from his mouth.

At this time, Liu Dingkui stared at his daughter-in-law in a daze, but he couldn't move, couldn't speak, and could only gasp for breath.

He reached out and gently stroked her back. With a slight sigh, the delicate Xiaolian woke up slowly, only to feel that her abdomen was warm and seemed to be swollen a lot. Seeing that the old man was looking himself up and down with strange eyes, why was this look so familiar? By the way, this is the kind of look that the old man looked at the pig's head just now. I was afraid for a while, so I quickly looked down at my lower body, felt that there was nothing abnormal in the key parts, and asked: "What's wrong?...." As soon as he opened his mouth, he felt that he was not as smooth and fluent as before, and the corners of his mouth were still faintly painful.

"Don't worry, just get it done, just get used to it later. ”

Stretched out his hand and touched it, his lips were a lot fuller, his nose was also high, and he was anxious, and said, "Where is the mirror?"