Before Hou Jingjing and Yang Jian went to the sky, they specially subdued Sha Wujing and counted the skulls hanging on his chest.

In "Journey to the West", it is said that it was the skulls of the nine people he had eaten, and they were thrown into the quicksand river - the feathers of the river were all sinking, and the heads of the people who took the scriptures were not sink.

How scary.

What's even more frightening is that there are only eight of them.

"What about the other one? Shouldn't there be nine?"

Hou Jingjing pulled the clothes on Sha Wujing's chest and asked, so shocked that Sha Wujing hurriedly knelt on the ground: "I heard that the senior brother is the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, and he smashed his ...... when he was two years old" As he spoke, he saw Yang Jian standing behind everyone, and he was busy kowtowing to the ground.

Tang Seng saw him as if he saw himself, and helped him up in distress to help him shave, seeing that Hou Jingjing still wanted to step forward and ask, he stepped forward with red eyes: "He just got started, can you not do this kind of bullying thing?!"

Insult...... Bullying?

Hou Jingjing watched in surprise as Tang Seng personally shaved Wujing, his red hair fell down, and his pale yellow monk's robe was put on.

"Okay, I'm leaving," Hou Jingjing said goodbye to them: "Master, I'm actually very talkative, and I won't bully...... Eight precepts, no need to lose weight, health is a blessing...... Ao Run......"

"Don't worry, you'll be back. Yang Jian took away the three-pointed two-edged knife, and looked at Hou Jingjing coldly with his hands behind his back.

Hou Jingjing had no choice but to hug them one by one and say goodbye.

Only Ao Yan hid and didn't allow him to hug him.

"Ao Yan, you misunderstood me......"

Hou Jingjing wiped a handful of bitter tears, waved goodbye to them step by step, and was finally pulled up to the sky by Yang Jian, learning from Tang Seng crying and chirping, hoping that Yang Jian could come over to comfort him: "It's okay, baby, just go and explain." ”。

But Yang Jian didn't even look at her.

This pretending to be a beeper.

But with the task on her part, Hou Jingjing could only wipe away the hero's tears and get close to Yang Jian to understand the situation, so as not to be caught off guard when she arrived at the Guanghan Palace: "How do you know?

I can't think about it, if I tell the news, someone would have come down and put her Hou Jingjing into the pig's womb.

"She sent someone to my True Monarch Temple to deliver supplements. ”

Yang Jian said concisely, as if he suddenly remembered something, turned his head and frowned and looked at Hou Jingjing with disgust, "It's just that you become me, why do you still say that I have a disease in my private parts? You can go boldly as you want, what's the point of ruining me? It's not a man!"

"I'm a sexless stone monkey, it's true that I'm not a man," Hou Jingjing hurriedly revealed his identity to attract his attention, "I just want that beauty technique, I heard her say that she likes you there, so I will become your appearance and ask for it! I don't mean to corrupt you...... I'm not interested in her either!"

Interested in you.

I want you to marry me.

Married to the kind that immediately and divorced!

Yang Jian looked back at Hou Jingjing a few more times, stretched out his hand to reach out to her spiritual platform, and his expression eased slightly: "I see." Do you have a treasure that hides your aura?"

Hou Jingjing hurriedly raised her right hand wearing a hidden spirit ring: "My master Bodhi Patriarch sent it to me!"

"Are you a disciple of the Bodhi Patriarch?" The colorful auspicious clouds under Yang Jian's feet froze, and he looked Hou Jingjing up and down with his hands behind his back.

"It's like a fake!" Hou Jingjing sounded like she had a sense of relaxation, and she was busy trying her best to prove it, "Two hundred years ago, Master also took me to the Pan Tao Party held by the Queen Mother, but I was too young at that time, I don't remember if I saw you......"

"Surely I haven't seen it, I never go to that kind of boring party. Yang Jian turned his head and was about to leave.

Hou Jingjing hurriedly grabbed his wrist and hurriedly explained: "I really didn't mean to ruin you, I just wanted to look better and go to Guanghan Palace to steal the method of beauty cultivation...... I just heard that Fairy Chang'e liked you, so I became your appearance...... Saying that there is a disease in the private parts is also afraid of taking the wrong spell......"

Who knows how careful you are, or you still take the wrong one.

"You know how to fake the shape, you can look whatever you want, why bother to cultivate your face?" Yang Jian said curiously.

"Can that be the same? The fake form is a trick, it's not true, I really want to look good......" Hou Jingjing saw that Yang Jian's attitude eased a lot, and hurriedly used a big move to completely stimulate his interest in himself, "Can you help me ask Fairy Chang'e for a woman's face cultivation?" I don't know the situation, it's a man's ...... It's what it looks like now......"

Yang Jian really became more and more curious: "You want to become a woman?"

Hou Jingjing hurriedly nodded sincerely: Deep down in my heart, from birth to now, I have always felt that I am a woman......!

Speaking of this, there was a fever on his face, and he didn't know whether to say it now, whether it would scare him away, but he didn't have the opportunity to continue dating.

Yang Jian thought of something else entirely: "My eight-foot man, my body was beaten by a female monkey?!"

Belch~~

Isn't it time to ask yourself who you want?

Maybe it's not time.

Seeing that Yang Jian was really uncomfortable, as if he had eaten something indigestible, he hurriedly comforted him softly: "Shenjun must have seen that I was young and didn't pay attention to being smashed by me...... I don't know how important it is...... I heard that you are now physically reshaped, and your spirit is fragile, is there anything uncomfortable?"

As he spoke, he reached out and touched his chest.

Is this spirit vulnerable?

It's all hard muscles!

Yang Jian hurriedly raised his arm to put Hou Jingjing's salty pig hand away, and looked at her with two more sympathies: "I heard that the beauty cultivation technique...... It's just the appearance, since you're sexless, even if you practice that spell, you're still sexless. ”

"It doesn't matter, it's enough to look good. ”

Yang Jian glanced at Hou Jingjing a few times, and rarely showed some understanding: "It's much more pleasing to the eye than when I was a monkey in the past." ”

Yikes!

There is progress!

I can actually use the word "pleasing to the eye" to describe myself.

Hou Jingjing remembered that the roaring dog said that Yang Jian followed a female fairy head to head to look at the snow, the stars and the moon, and talked about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs, so he also said something aggrieved:

"I wasn't embarrassed to tell anyone before...... It's because I'm sexless that I envy Fairy Chang'e's love for Shenjun, and I look forward to being like her, crying and laughing for whom~~~~ I have no regrets in this life~~~"

Uh-huh!

Who wants to cry?

The old lady just wants to laugh, okay?!

She thought that these words could move Yang Jian, but who knew that his eyes drooped lightly, as if he hadn't heard it at all, and when she arrived at the gate of Guanghan Palace, she saw that Hou Jingjing had been looking at him, as if waiting for his answer, and then suddenly sneered: "Sure enough, he is still a young and ignorant child, naïve and stupid." ”

After that, he urged Hou Jingjing to call the door.