Chapter 025: Let's fix it
Bajie also has his troubles.
His nose and ears are smaller than before, his eyes are watery, and his skin is tender, but he still has a big face, a thick neck, a straight belly and a round waist, and he can't see his toes when he lowers his head.
Hou Jingjing could only encourage him: "It's no wonder that others, you have to work hard to lose weight-" Speaking of this, he thought about what he looked like when he first met Tang Seng, "You can communicate with Master, Master used to be chubby, look at it now, his figure is so good that he is about to catch up with Ao Run!"
provoked Ao Yan couldn't help but snicker.
Bajie hurriedly asked Tang Seng.
Tang Seng glanced at him with slanted eyes: "What trick can you have?" It's just hard work. ”
"You've been riding a horse, I'm carrying hundreds of pounds of luggage, you obviously don't work as hard as me?"
Hou Jingjing smiled and revealed his old bottom: "What does Master eat, what do you eat? From now on, you will be the same as Master, Master eats as much as you want, and you are sure to lose weight faster than Master!"
"Then it's better to take my old pig's life!" Bajie stomped his feet in a hurry.
"It's okay, Bajie," Tang Seng is timid, but doing ideological work is a must, and the words of consolation Bajie are meticulous and reasonable, "You are a pig fetus, how can you be thinner than a spirit monkey?" and Datang takes fat as beauty, and when he returns to Shengdu in the future, maybe he will praise you for being handsome more than praising Wukong!"
As soon as Bajie heard this, he was immediately happy, and continued to cultivate with satisfaction.
Hou Jingjing's heart knot was not resolved, and when no one was around, she secretly asked Ao Yan: "This Chang'e fairy's beauty cultivation technique...... Is it divided into men and women?"
"It seems to be divided. ”
"Ah?!" Hou Jingjing was so desperate that the sky was falling apart, "Why didn't you say it earlier?!"
Ao Yan also felt strange: "Senior brother, do you want to cultivate ......?"
Hou Jingjing hurriedly pounced on him and covered his mouth: "Just ask, what are you doing so loudly! Let Master and Bajie hear it, they will definitely laugh at me!"
"Uh-huh, uh-huh......"
Ao Yan's eyes were full of horror, as if the person in front of him was no longer the elder brother Sun Wukong who used to be intimate and joking with everyone, but a neurotic with sinister intentions who wanted to become a woman.
He has always been a gentleman, and his attitude towards everyone is also gentle, and at this moment, this kind of look suddenly appeared, Hou Jingjing could naturally guess what he was thinking.
He could only comfort himself, maybe Yang Jian was really a broken sleeve?
Walking like this while cultivating, all the demons I met on the road were those who could be dealt with with with a flick of a finger. Bajie avoided Tang Seng and ate the demon pill a few times, and secretly asked Luo Hou Jingjing to eat with him, Hou Jingjing knew that the thing was a big supplement, but he looked disgusting, and he didn't dare to enter it after all.
But she is born with the body of a spirit monkey, Rao is better than Bajie if she doesn't eat demon pills, not only is she personable, her son is like jade, and her height is also seen to grow a lot taller, if you count it according to the current size, it will be one meter six!
Bajie mistakenly cast a pig's fetus, not only did he not look good, but also affected his cultivation, no matter how he cultivated, he couldn't lose that belly, so he gradually died, and he felt like a trumpet giant spirit, and he was taller and more powerful than Hou Jingjing, which was also a unique charm.
"What's the use of a good skin, can it be used as a boat to cross the river?"
Tang Seng was angry when he saw that they were not doing their job.
Indeed not, they were standing at the edge of a wide and boundless river, and the river was raging, and the water was overflowing, boundless.
There wasn't even a boat on the shore.
Hou Jingjing pulled the white dragon horse and walked out along the river, and saw a stone tablet by the river, with the words "quicksand river" written on it.
"Hahaha, Master, it turns out that Senior Brother Sha's hometown has arrived!" Hou Jingjing turned around and said hello to Tang Seng.
Before she finished speaking, she saw a monster coming out of the river and heading straight for Tang Seng!
Hou Jingjing was on tiptoe, jumped on the horse and hugged Tang Seng as soon as possible, and rolled to the ground, and when he turned around, he saw Bajie wielding a nine-toothed nail rake and hitting the monster.
The monster was born fierce and ugly, with a blue face and red hair that was really scary, and a pair of eyes that were round and staring like searchlights, far less cute than the silly and silly cuteness when I first met Bajie.
"Wukong, what did you just say?" Tang Seng was so frightened in Hou Jingjing's arms that he trembled like chaff.
Hou Jingjing helped him get up and sit on the stone a little farther away: "This monster is also the apprentice that Guanyin Bodhisattva found for you, named Sha Wujing." Don't be afraid, Bajie will be able to fight him. ”
"That'...... Aren't you going to call them back?"
"They are comparable, and they can relieve their boredom by playing and playing! I won't tell you, I want to have an opponent to fight and loosen my muscles!"
"Really?"
Yang Jian held a three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand, stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds, and slowly fell in front of their master and apprentice.
"Ah, you're here!" Hou Jingjing immediately let go of Tang Seng and jumped towards Yang Jian.
This is the first time she and Yang Jian have met in a daytime, non-combat situation, and found that there are five points of integrity, three points of melancholy, and two points of coldness in his handsomeness, especially the eyes that look very storyful.
You want to abandon him~~
I can't bear it.
Yang Jian frowned and avoided him, and the heavenly eye that opened the gap slightly faintly revealed a light that pierced people's hearts: "Sure enough, it's you." ”
"What is really me," Hou Jingjing turned around happily, "Does the Divine Monarch not recognize me?"
Yang Jian sneered: "You have become my appearance, flirting with Fairy Chang'e, and stealing the unique beauty cultivation technique of Guanghan Palace...... That's what it looks like?"
"Wukong?" Tang Seng was taken aback, "How can a monk ......?"
"Don't talk Master!" Hou Jingjing hurriedly stopped Tang Seng and played a scoundrel with Yang Jian, "What evidence do you have that it is me?"
"It's up to you to become what you are. ”
Hou Jingjing's body shook, and immediately turned into the sharp-beaked monkey gills of the former monkey head, and bowed over: "Won't you change? I like this, can't I become like this?"
The third eye on Yang Jian's forehead moved slightly, and it didn't take long for Hou Jingjing to return to the appearance of a beautiful young man.
Hemp eggs!
How did his Heavenly Eye recover so quickly?!
Hou Jingjing didn't know how to shirk it, but when she saw that Sha Wujing couldn't support it, she fled back to the bottom of the water in defeat, and the proud Bajie came back with a step that the six relatives did not recognize: "That guy is not my old pig's opponent!
When he raised his eyes and saw Yang Jian, he couldn't help frowning and said, "I just saw that water demon, I was happy to be ugly like that, and when I turned around and saw someone like this, I was in a bad mood in an instant!"
Yang Jian's two sentences made him happy again: "Marshal Tianpeng, you are getting more and more handsome." ”
"That's, that's!"
Yang Jian said again: "But is there any trick?"
"I practiced Guanghan ...... with my brother"
"Idiot!" Hou Jingjing jumped over and pulled Bajie's ears, "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!"
Yang Jian looked at Hou Jingjing and sneered: "Since I came to you, I have taken the evidence, and I can't allow you to distinguish - come with me to Guanghan Palace to make it clear!"
Tang Seng had no choice but to coax Hou Jingjing: "Wukong, you can change your mistakes, and you are very good." If you go over and admit your mistake to Fairy Chang'e, can Fairy Chang'e still eat you? As the saying goes, ......"
"I'll go, I'll go!" Hou Jingjing turned her heart sideways.
Just go, maybe you can trick a woman to come back with a beauty retouching, and you can't distinguish between male and female, no matter if you Yang Jian likes men or women, you can't escape from the palm of my Hou Jingjing!