Li Feiyu danced for a long time without moving, and observed the system several times in the middle, but there was no reward at all.

"Why are these two people so picky?" After thinking about it, I thought that maybe I couldn't just shout like this, I had to show some talent or something, maybe those two people would make a move. I didn't remember that I dragged the other party into the water by myself, which was a hateful thing.

I don't have any talent......

Singing?

Recitation?

Striptease? Don't say you can't, you don't dare.

In case it is reported by the audience, it must not be 404, but he is a pure anchor.

Secretly lowered his head and pondered for a long time, Li Feiyu seemed to have made up his mind, stood up suddenly, raised his head and shouted: "Come on! The following anchor will bring you the most popular dance in the mortal world - Little Wild Cat~"

With the accompaniment in his mouth, Li Feiyu twisted his body with difficulty, supported his hips with his left hand, slowly raised his right arm, made a seductive movement with his index finger, closed his eyes and became self-intoxicated.

Qing Yuanzi: ......

Fatty: This stupid 13, I'm blind......

Li Feiyu: "Kang Mu Ang Bei Nose! A wave of sports car rockets is coming~What~Da!"

Qing Yuanzi: Fatty, let's make a move, if I don't make a move, I'll die.

Fatso:......

Qing Yuanzi: Fatty?

Fat man: System! All ten mission points have been replaced with shit!Call him to death~ Call him to death!Whoa~ Call him to death!

Li Feiyu is ready to do another difficult move, and if you don't have a gift yet, you can only use a special move. As soon as I pulled down half of my shirt, my eyes suddenly went dark, and then the smell of microwave durian and canned herring came to my nose.

"Vomit~" retched, Li Feiyu almost fell directly to the ground, and then the smell disappeared, and his eyes were empty, as if what appeared just now was just an illusion.

In the next second, the same situation appeared again, after tossing like this for twenty times, Li Feiyu had collapsed to the ground, although the taste only appeared for a moment each time, but it was enough.

Li Feiyu felt that he would not eat anything for at least three days in the future, if he could live.

Bite~

[System Prompt]: 20 [shit] tips from [Qing Yuanzi] [Fat Man] have been deposited in the inventory.

......

Is this shit?

Li Feiyu resisted the urge to hang himself, and said in his heart that this is a thousand-year-old shit blessed by green liquor!

It's too lethal~

But fortunately, this should be a small gift, but it was included in the inventory in a flash, and if it is replaced with a big gift that can float for a long time, such as elephant equivalent to a rocket level, you don't need Dr. Mo to kill it, and you will be righteous on the spot.

Li Feiyu wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

I'm so hard......

If you are killed by a bubble of, it is simply the greatest shame in the fairy world.

......

The fat man looked at the picture with a black line: "Why did all that shit only appear for a second and then disappear?"

[System Prompt]: Small gifts can not be floated, can only exist for 0.5 seconds, if you want to continue to float, you need a gift with an honor value of more than 1999 points, the higher the value, the longer the gift floats for a long time.

Fatso:......

Qing Yuanzi: ......

Fat man: Is the immortal cultivation world also so dislike the poor and love the rich?

Qing Yuanzi: Hmph! All evils and rotten capitalism~

......

After about a stick of incense, Li Feiyu struggled to get up from the ground.

"It's completely over, I thought that the appearance of the live broadcast could bring a glimmer of opportunity for me, but I didn't expect that not only did it not save my life, but also took my own half-life fame. Alas...... "Although the unpleasant smell has long since disappeared, Li Feiyu still subconsciously patted his body, as if his clothes were still covered with dog shit.

Shaking his head helplessly, pacing out of the house, Li Feiyu stood at the door, looked at the medicine field in front of him and muttered: "Alas, I can't count on you, forget it, even if you become a 10,000-year-old spirit grass now, it's too late." With a change of thought, Li Feiyu raised his legs and walked towards the medicine field.

In a few steps, Li Feiyu stood in front of a few herbs that had just dripped the spiritual liquid a few days ago.

"People live for a lifetime, and the grass and trees are autumn. We know each other and are fated, I am about to be killed by the master surnamed Mo, and I will give you some gifts when I leave, I hope you can grow up quickly. also counted our cause and effect. After speaking, under Li Feiyu's will, piles of round and full dog shit appeared around the herbs, and suddenly there was an indescribable old smell around them.

"Gwoe~" After doing this, Li Feiyu ran away, but when he ran out more than ten feet away, he could still smell the pungent smell.

"Collect!" With a twist of thought, the shit on the side of the herb disappeared and was retracted from the inventory, and the unpleasant smell disappeared in an instant.

"God~ I'll forget if you play to death!Don't take such a bully~ Lao Tzu went to the world of cultivating immortals, and I didn't enjoy it, I first enjoyed the rich taste of a bunch of stinky shit! When I died, if Yan Jun asked me how I died, could I say that I was smoked to death by the shit I controlled~"

"Huh?"

"Control...... Shit?"

Li Feiyu had a flash of inspiration in his mind.

"I may have thought of a way to live~"

Li Feiyu had an evil smile on his face: "Hehe, Master Mo, you can come back early! ”

......

Inside the Valley of the Divine Hand.

Li Feiyu stood respectfully in front of Mo Juren, letting Mo Juren pinch his wrist with three fingers.

Mo Juren was very angry, Li Feiyu's cultivation was still at the third layer of Changchun Gong, although it was already the peak, but his physical condition was not as good as day by day, if he couldn't solve it with secret methods in the short term, he would definitely have to explain his life. Thinking of this, Mo Juren's brows tightened in one place.

"Hmph, you're not lazy, how can your skills be so slow for such a long time!"

Seeing this, Li Feiyu hurriedly pretended to be pitiful, "Back to the master, the disciple never dares to be lazy, when you go out to travel, the disciple has been cultivating hard. ”

Seeing Mo Juren's look of disbelief, Li Feiyu continued to explain:

"Since the master left last time, no matter how hard the disciple cultivates, his skill has not increased at all, even if it is the current cultivation, or the disciple secretly used the formula left by the master a few days ago to try to prepare a few pairs of pills suitable for himself, but he failed more than a dozen times, and only reluctantly matched a pair until the last time, in order to improve his cultivation, the disciple took several pills of that kind in a hurry, and then he didn't know what was going on, and his skill actually increased slightly. ”

"Hmm, is there such a thing?" Mo Juren asked with his eyes fixed on Li Feiyu.

"The disciple didn't dare to deceive the master, the pill was on the disciple, and there were still two left that he didn't have time to eat. ”

Mo Juren squinted his eyes and looked at Li Feiyu for a long time, Fang let go of the other party's hand and said, "Take it out and let me see." ”

"Yes!" Li Feiyu replied respectfully, and was about to take a step back, when suddenly a flower appeared in front of him, and his neck was pinched by a hand.

Immediately after, a pill was flicked into his mouth, and as the opponent's hand moved, his throat followed with a swallowing motion.

The pill was eaten by itself.

"Hehe, boy, don't play any tricks! What you just ate is a unique poison refined by the old man himself, and no one in the world can solve it except the old man. You are still obedient and obedient, if the old man is in a good mood, it is not that he can't prepare an antidote for you. After saying that, Dr. Mo let go of the hand that was stuck in Li Feiyu's neck and sat back on the chair.

Li Feiyu did everything, but he didn't expect Dr. Mo to strike so quickly, and he still couldn't escape the fate of being poisoned.

Seeing Li Feiyu rubbing his neck and taking two steps back, he couldn't help coughing, and Dr. Mo smiled with satisfaction.

"How about it, boy, you are still a little tender, if there is really the kind of elixir you said, you can take it out now, I can accept it as a gift from my apprentice to honor my master." Maybe it will cure your poison in no time. ”

Li Feiyu breathed a few breaths, and his neck finally stopped hurting. Raising his head and looking at Doctor Mo with a smile: "Master, the gift is here." ”

Doctor Mo saw that Li Feiyu's expression was a little wrong, and just as he was about to get up, his eyes turned dark, his face, neck, body, and hands seemed to be covered with something, followed by an extremely foul smell, and his eyes, nose, and mouth were all covered by this sticky thing.

Li Feiyu ran out of the house with his legs, standing outside the door and covering his mouth and nose with his sleeves, and couldn't help but feel nauseous.

Watching Doctor Mo keep struggling, whenever the shit was about to be thrown away, Li Feiyu filled it with the remaining half of the shit in the inventory, and put the shit back into the inventory, and so on for half an hour, Doctor Mo gradually stopped struggling.

After another stick of incense, Dr. Mo's face was covered with a thick pile of dog shit and he didn't move.

"Cover it, let's talk about it for the night, in case your old boy will hold his breath. I don't believe you can hold your breath all night and not die. Li Feiyu moved a small wooden stool and sat at the door, holding a woodcutter in his hand at some point, staring at Doctor Mo on the ground, and said expressionlessly.

Perhaps, this is the proudest thing in the poop world since the, right?

"Lao Tie 666!Thank you for the shit of the two big guys, Qing Yuanzi and Fat Man~ You are the best shit since you have pulled it! Love you~!"

......

Qing Yuanzi: ......

Fatso:......

Qing Yuanzi: You're stupid13, that's shit, I didn't pull it......

Fat man: Well, Qing Yuanzi is right, it was sent by the system......