"Lord System, I just want to be a person! As an ideal Mojiao, shouldn't I be nostalgic for the world?"

"Qing Yuanzi, why is your heart so dirty? Are you nostalgic for the world? You are hungry Nangong Wan's body!" the fat man threw a sentence at Qing Yuanzi with disdain, and walked into the distance.

"You are a single dog who knows nothing about the relationship between men and women, what qualifications do you have to say about me?" Qing Yuanzi replied.

"Labor and management have eaten with girls!" said the fat man without looking back.

"You can pull it down, that little bit of ......"

"Get out!"

"Tut-tut, I told me that it hurts. Eh, what are you going to do?" Qing Yuanzi asked suspiciously, seeing that the fat man had an extra machete in his hand as he walked.

"Labor and management are hungry, and they want to hunt a flying chicken!"

......

Facing the majestic fat man carrying a machete, the chickens did not show the slightest intention of running.

With a knife in hand, a chicken can easily be cut in half.

It's that simple?

The fat man was just about to bend down to pick it up, only to see a white light flash on the chicken he had chopped to death, and it disappeared after an instant, leaving only a white point of light the size of a grain of rice floating towards the fat man.

"Hmm, why is it gone?" the fat man felt depressed when he saw that the chicken in his mouth was gone. Luckily, the last thing that is lacking here is chickens. So he swung his sword straight up.

Half an hour later, the fat man finally gave up.

All the chickens disappeared as points of light after he was killed, and he was even more tired when he was slightly hungry.

The fat man finally knew why a chicken leg in the system sold for five honor points, and the chickens here were all unpalatable.

Table face.

It seems that if you want to fill your stomach, you can only honestly earn points in exchange for honor points and buy chicken legs.

An hour later, a clearing had cleared around the two.

The fat man collapsed to the ground, holding the machete sent by the system in his right hand, and asked Qing Yuanzi, "Old rascal, how many chickens have you killed?"

"Two hundred and ninety-five, less than three hundred, what about you?" Qing Yuanzi was also tired, but he was not as fat as the fat man, so he didn't go directly paralyzed like the fat man, just sat on the ground and gasped.

"I ...... Less than two hundred and sixteen. The fat man said depressedly.

"Hmph~two hundred and five. Qing Yuanzi saw the fat man's trick at a glance, took out a cigarette case from his pocket with his right hand, looked at the remaining ten cigarettes reluctantly, and said quietly: "It seems that in the future, Poor Dao will have to say goodbye to this beautiful thing, this ghost place, it is a problem to be able to fill your stomach." You say, what kind of grudge does the anchor that the system said have against us, why did you get us to this hellish place?"

"How do I know?" The fat man was about to cry when he heard this, he was on a night shift in the unit, and he slept after eating two bites in the morning, and when he woke up, it was already afternoon, and he heard that the braised pork made in the canteen was about to take the lunch box to fill the five internal organs temple, and he was brought to this place before he left the dormitory door. Where to reason.

"It's so contradictory. Qing Yuanzi took out a cigarette and rubbed it lightly under his nose.

"What do you mean?"

"You think, get the two big guys here, the other party is a female anchor nine times out of ten. ”

"Yes, yes, you have a point. You mean, this female anchor has a crush on the two of us?"

"This is the contradiction!" Qing Yuanzi couldn't help but take out a lighter and lit the cigarette in his mouth, and then analyzed: "If she has taken a fancy to me, I think it's understandable." But you are here like me, it doesn't make sense! Can a woman like you take a fancy to you?"

Qing Yuanzi didn't pay attention to the fat man's angry gaze, took another hard breath, highlighted a puff of smoke in satisfaction, and continued in standard Jingdezhen Mandarin: "But it can't be ruled out that this anchor is a man, but it would be too terrifying if it did." ”

The fat man, who wanted to get angry, couldn't help but ask when he heard this: "What's so scary?"

"You're stupid! You haven't heard anyone say that that that kind of people like fat people like you! understand?" Qing Yuanzi looked at the fat man whose face twitched into a chrysanthemum, and took a puff of cigarette proudly, and before he could spit it out, he saw the fat man turn over and get up from the ground and rush towards him.

"You bull-nosed old rascal, you bully me in the group, here to see who did whom!

Bite~

[System prompt]: The live broadcast is about to start, do you want to start watching?

Yes/No

"Karma?"

The fat man rode on Qing Yuanzi, and the two of them were stunned at the same time.

Is this about to begin?

"Yes!"

"I choose yes!"

The two shouted in unison.

Holographic projections appear.

In the video, Li Feiyu is sitting at the table and muttering something.

"It's him!"

"Damn, isn't this Li Feiyu. Qing Yuanzi and the fat man recognized the person in the image at a glance.

As a familiar book friend, I used to be in the group, and every year before the Spring Festival, book friends would record some short videos of blessings and post them in the group, so they knew each other's appearance.

Although he has crossed, Li Feiyu still maintains his original appearance. That's why Qing Yuanzi and the fat man were surprised.

At this time, Li Feiyu was like an ant on a hot pot, and he had no way to crack it in the face of Doctor Mo, who was about to return to the valley. Suddenly, a prompt sounded, and the system informed that the live broadcast had begun.

On the other side, Qing Yuanzi and Fat Man also received a notification from the system and issued the first new task.

[System Prompt]: This is the first time you have watched the live broadcast, in order to express your admiration for the anchor, go and reward him!

[New Task]: In this live broadcast, reward the anchor with a gift worth ten honor points.

[Reward]: First Reward Package (2 chicken legs, 1 pair of underwear)

"Do you want to reward me for being like this?" the fat man wanted to cry without tears.

"Don't give a reward, is it okay to kill you?" Qing Yuanzi said hatefully.

System Prompt: No, you cannot. If any viewer does not complete the reward task before the end of this live broadcast, the existing task points will be cleared.

"Fatty, reward! We won't lose!" Qing Yuanzi gritted his teeth, reached out and picked up the half of the cigarette that was knocked aside by the fat man just now, and pushed the fat man away.

"I'd rather starve to death than give him the first reward for the chicken legs, and I won't reward him!" the fat man stared at the projection, hating the person in the image.

"Listen to me. Qing Yuanzi highlighted a smoke ring and said comfortably: "Isn't there one of the cheapest gifts among the reward gifts?"

"You mean...... Shit?" The fat man sat up energetically: "yes!

......

As the protagonist, Li Feiyu's eyes instantly lit up when he heard the system prompt the live broadcast to start.

"The system is manifested!Big brothers here, move your fingers to pay attention, it's best to give the anchor a big rocket!As long as the gift is enough, I will smash the old man with a live rocket for you!" Li Feiyu didn't know which direction was his face, so he turned around in place and shouted: "Let's have a wave of 666 first, it's okay if you don't brush the rocket, it's okay to come to a sports car, Lao Tzu drove into him and hit him an old immortal." ”

Qing Yuanzi and the fat man, who were far away in the live broadcast space, looked at Li Feiyu who was laughing at themselves in the video, and said at the same time: "This is a fool." ”