He Jiang Shui Ghost is also a master who can drink when he hears the name, he made a bowl of sorghum white, and his sallow and black little face added a trace of ruddy, and said with a bitter face: "Over the years, there is no problem, Fenglou Mountain has gradually prospered, this prosperity, there is more oil and water, I want to lay this foundation back then, and my brothers have suffered with me." However, at present, it has caused outsiders to be red and warm, and the number of people who look at them is increasing day by day, so it is a little difficult for the brothers...... Recently, I have folded more than a dozen good hands. ”

"Well, I said verbose, can you hurry up?" the white ape-man cried impatiently, "affecting Lao Tzu to eat meat." ”

Jiang Quan, the ghost of the river, was a little unbearable for this rude guy, and fell on the table with a bowl and shouted: "You prodigal rough man, we respect you because you are a friend of the hundred brothers, and you are respectful and polite, but you are messing around and talking nonsense, what are you relying on?"

The white ape man jumped up suddenly, kicked over the stool, and roared angrily: "What is the name of your lame ghost who doesn't chirp? Is it a treat to drink wine and eat food, or do you listen to you spit bitter water? Your Grandpa Bai and I have been a guest of honor in the eighteen villages of Longji Mountain, and I have also personally attended the banquet of the five heroes of Shimen in Shimen Mansion, and I have also destroyed the Dongning Taoist Temple in Dongning, and overturned the thousand-pound tea table of the old nun of Si Miao'an. Lao Tzu, I have been to many fields, you are a place where birds don't, if it weren't for the face of the living Hades boy to reward you with a light, poor jb instigation, what kind of jb thing? If you are not convinced, call all the brothers in your bird's nest, and call you three hundred and five hundred, come and come, if I can't send you away, I will give you a performance of swallowing rosewood table. ”

The white ape-man scolded wildly, which made everyone present angry, it was their snake head, the white ape-man saw it, they all looked at themselves angrily, angry, blushing, grabbed a long stool with his left hand, turned his right hand into a palm, slashed the stool, crackled and cross-cut, the bench was cut to a pulp, the stool legs flew wildly, a broken wooden plank, he grabbed the last stool leg and shouted: "Whoever has a head harder than this rosewood, your white grandfather will call you a headless ghost." ”

Then, he pulled out the thick hemp rope, shook it with one hand, shook it into a long strip, and slammed it into a thick pillar in the dock, like a mad python moaning, let out a shocking sound, "Bang!"

The rope swept over the pillar, and the dock shook as if the whole dock had been pulled, and a large hole a foot long cracked in the pillar. The white ape man stared at the bull's eye beads and shouted: "The copper skin and iron bones can't withstand Bai's rope, whoever wants the backbone to catch up with this pillar, stand up and let your grandfather and I pump it, if you can't beat your backbone, I will give his son a thousand rings of his ma, and call him three times grandpa." ”

The two hands of the white ape-man were really terrifying, and they immediately shook everyone into bitterness. He Jiangshui's teeth trembled, his back was cold, and he seemed to have pulled his backbone just now, and the eyes of the dead fish showed a light of fear.

The white ape-man snorted, sat down again, and then said: "You grandsons, all of them are frogs at the bottom of the well, and they have never seen the world, and they say that they are some kind of earth snakes, and I think they are caterpillars at best. If you wait for two pounds to go to the outside world, you won't live for three days. Whether it's the martial arts rivers and lakes or the immortal cultivation world, can you still call yourself a hero? I think it's a bear. Out of Fenglou Mountain Town, you can't even beat a cockroach, and an eighth-rate little character like a one-eyed wolf can scare you into such virtues, but in front of your white ape grandfather, you call yourself a brother and a brother, and you keep calling yourself a hero, it doesn't make sense. Stand up your dead fish ears and listen, don't call me a brother hero, don't call me a hero, be obedient, drink obediently, and then give up your snake head seat, let me live Hades Baili fog boy, let the two of us come out, go and tell the litter of dogs in the Three Wolf Mountain to roll the ball, you don't have to pretend to be a poor worm with a dead father and no mother, it's disgusting to watch. ”

After the white ape-man finished speaking, he picked up a bowl of wine, took a sip of it, and said: "This kind of dog urine wine, you can also drink a blush, it is really like a big girl is ashamed, yes, it is really disappointing to drink." Why don't you cry and show it to you. If you want to cry, I'll coax you as a little lady. ”

And the river water ghost and the thousand-year-old demon fox, you look at me, I look at you, the atmosphere does not dare to breathe, this giant man is so capable, and the hundred miles of fog is estimated to be not far behind.

The white ape man bit off half of the pig's leg in one bite, pointed at Baili Wu and said: "Hey, boy, why are you stunned? If you want to set up a stick in the immortal cultivation world, you either have a wide range of hands, or you have a hard fist, little fart child, you are a fledgling, how can you have any hands, then you have to rely on your fists, show your hands, and let them open their eyes." Hurry up you. ”

Baili Wu slowly stood up, hugged his fists at Jiang Quan and Hu Erye, and said: "Two seniors, I will show my hands to that kid, offended!"

After he finished speaking, he took out a small flag, handed it to Hu Erye, and said, "Please throw the small flag in any direction." ”

The thousand-year-old demon fox was indeed a thousand-year-old fox, and as soon as he received it, the small flag was thrown violently towards the pillar that had been smoked by the white apeman. An attempt was made to throw a small flag behind a pillar.

Baili Wu grabbed a pair of chopsticks on the table suddenly, and after a series of knocks, "dong dong dong...... a series of knocks, everyone was stunned at a glance, the small flag was nailed to the pillar, just to fill the crack that the white ape man pulled out, the light nail is nothing, the important thing is that the chopsticks nailed the edge of the front flag at a very even distance, and the pole of the small flag is intact, standing straight on the pole, perpendicular to the ground.

The flag cloth is fluttering and swaying when it is thrown out, and the chopsticks have no blade tip, but they can nail the golden beams and pillars, such strength and accuracy, if this is thrown to the eyes of people, you will immediately have to pierce the head into a hole.

When he came back to his senses, the thousand-year-old demon fox touched the river ghost, and the river ghost took the lead in clapping and applauding, "Okay...... Good ...... "All the ruffians inside and outside are easy-going, and the river ghosts are cheering and cheering."

He Jiangshui ghost left the main seat, came to the side of Baili Wu, shook to the ground, and said with palpitations: "Jiang is incompetent, has eyes and no beads, and now my brother wants to be the head of a snake, and Jiang is willing to be the second." ”

Hu Erye said on the side: "Hu Lao'er is willing to be the third." ”

Jiang Quan, the ghost of the river and water, continued: "From now on, our brothers will regard you as the eldest brother. Then he turned and shouted to the people, "If any brother is not convinced, please come out and speak." ”

"Big Brother Bai, let's take it!" suddenly someone responded in the crowd.

Then the crowd was excited, shouting: "Big Brother Hundred, Big Brother Hundred, Big Brother ...... Hundred"

After shouting more than thirty times, he stopped.

As soon as the call ended, Baili Wu stood on a stool, and Lang Lang said: "Brother, I am still young, I don't have enough hands, and I lack experience, and it is difficult to take on heavy responsibilities, if you want to say that the brothers who have experience over the years have to say that they are Jiang Ye, Jiang Ye is still Jiang Ye, Hu Er Ye is still the second master, Jiang Ye does not have to be humble, as long as we work together, Brother Jiang will continue to seek food and clothing for the Fengloushan brothers." I just treat each other with sincerity, I want to make friends with you, and I never think about seeking a high position, otherwise I can only leave. ”

The white ape-man raised his glass to Jiang Quan and shouted loudly: "You stinky old man, sit down and sit down, just now my brothers were just testing you, and it is impossible for the living Hades boy to take your position as the head of the snake." Let's put it this way, the Living Yama King is a tiger shark, and the small pond of Fenglou Mountain can't fit it, so he is really wronged, and he will be famous all over the world in the future, and he will be able to cultivate the immortal world. As for me, I have made an appointment with my little brother to meet in Anhu next spring, and we will bravely enter the immortal world together. You can have a pi in Fenglou Mountain, he wants to be a dragon, how can you keep the position of the head of the snake. Come on, don't worry, do it. After saying that, he tilted his neck and it.

Baili Wu continued: "I heard that some people have become the dark stakes of the Three Wolves Mountain, I hope you can get lost, Fenglou Mountain has our brothers, I will not treat you badly, after all, we are fellow villagers, if there are people who go to the dog kennel of the Three Wolves Mountain to ventilate the news, then go and say, it is okay to be friends, but if you want to die, I will bury their wives and children with my own hands." Make friends, send a post tomorrow, if you want to play hard, then send a challenge book, the location is fixed, and I will accompany you at any time. ”

He Jiangshui Ghost stretched out two old hands and said, "Brother Bai, thank you for supporting the brothers, Jiang has nothing to repay, but to express his gratitude." ”

Baili Wu also stretched out his hands, and the two grabbed each other's shoulders.

Everyone cheered: "Welcome Master Bai!"

This call contains nostalgia, because a hundred masters are a hundred masters, and they are the little hundred masters.

"Thank you, Master Bai!" these are Jiang Quan's words.

"Thank you, Brother Bai! I'll do three bowls!" These words belonged to the thousand-year-old demon fox, and he hadn't drunk much yet, so he was really happy and drank three bowls.

Baili Wu was also hurriedly afraid of the wine bowl, and said: "We are villagers who grew up drinking a river water, it is useless to talk more, brother, I will do this bowl, if there is a fierce battle tomorrow, I will let them have no return, and never give those dog cubs a chance." But tonight, everyone has to unite and unite to prevent unexpected sneak attacks, and everyone has to cheer up. I did it!"

As soon as Baili Wu stood up, everyone stood up and held the wine in their hands, waiting for him to say this.

"!" everyone shouted in unison, and they all dried up the wine in their hands.

The thousand-year-old demon fox clapped his hands suddenly, and several women walked out from behind the curtain, and Hu Erye ordered: "Sisters, come out and serve the two brothers." ”

The dock was very large, and there were many compartments, and in the blink of an eye, out of the back hall came four women with heavy makeup, the four most beautiful little fairies in the area.

There are two people holding folding gold fans and smiling silently, embroidering handkerchiefs to cover their peach cheeks and eyebrows. The other two are holding the pipa and half covering the powder, and the other is in front of the guqin, dressed in a silk Luo Qiao, half a pearl and green hair makeup, and a graceful figure falls to the table.

The four women gave a blessing to all the heroes, and the four pairs of charming eyes looked at the living king of the hundred miles of fog. Bow your head and smile, revealing all kinds of style, look up and look, ten thousand peach blossoms.

Baili Wu arched his hand with a cold face, without wavering, firstly, he could not touch a woman in the first stage of the exercises he practiced, and secondly, he was still young, and he was already a little disgusted with red pink rouge.

The white ape man looks like an adult, but he is actually a doll, but he likes to pretend to be a middle-aged man. shouted on his mouth: "Get out, get out, disturb the master's wine, and be careful to twist your little flower face into a big flower roll." ”

The thousand-year-old fox demon is shrewd and old-fashioned, knowing that true heroes don't like vulgar fandel, the white ape man must be a person with strong concentration, and Baili Wu is still young, eight or nine times out of ten is still a child, this Baili Wu was born and raised in Fenglou Mountain, and has always been his own person, I have never seen him go to Ecstasy Alley, and his face does not look like a womanizer, if he is disgusted, it will be counterproductive, and calmly ordered: "Meijiao, just sing a song for the two of you, and help the gentlemen." Don't sing vulgar things, sing something noble. ”

Na Meijiao's face was bitter, it seemed that the noble one rarely sang, sat down shyly, discussed with the two accompanying sisters in a low voice, and said: "Then Meijiao will sing a "Peach Blossom Song" to the masters." ”

"Good!" the ruffians applauded, and after the sparse applause, a string of Qingyue strings flew up, the guqin was low and gentle, and the pipa was bright and lively.

The two women played the strings with accompaniment, and the delicate and delicate voice echoed in the dock: "In the peach blossom forest, the birds fly down, and the birds sing, as if to say." Scattered feathers fly, singing love songs softly. The peach blossoms are shy one by one, if the flowers can speak, they will say, birds, birds, you come to make a nest, be my lover......"

"Good ......"

Baili Wu lowered his head and said lightly: "The song is good, but it's a pity that there is no arrogance in the immortal cultivation world, it's really boring." ”

Whether everyone understands it or not, the applause is endless, just when everyone is having fun, "Bang!" There was a loud bang, the white ape man walked to the side of the four girls, stretched out his greasy big hand, and suddenly grabbed the four of them together, clamped two people under their armpits, and grabbed two people in their hands, the four women lost their faces, and even kicked and planed, but they couldn't break free, Zhu Hai fell to the ground, and the handkerchief was blown to the edge of the screen.

Everyone was shocked, could it be that this man was so temperamental that he wanted to do something in the middle of it? I am afraid that such a reckless person can really do it, and he will have to come four times at a time......

The white ape man threw the four little fairies to the ground: "Bang bang!", and the girls screamed softly:

"Ouch, sir, you tap. ”

"Oops! it hurts. ”

"What are you doing!"

"People's fans have fallen off. ”

"Get out of the, the hundred boys don't like to listen, and I don't like to listen to your white grandfather, I'd rather listen to the blind man pull the strings than listen to your ****, and the old man who listens to it has goosebumps all over his body. , get out of here. If you don't get out, make a big pig's elbow and stuff your throat and eyes, so that you won't be able to sing in the future. Roll ......"

The white ape's voice was like a bell, which shook the heads of several little fairies, and they ran away with a roll.

Baili Wu rarely laughed, but today he laughed again: "Haha, I said brother, you are still a guest." ”

The white ape man smiled: "Hehe, I'm going to vent my unhappiness, I don't care if he's a guest or not." Oh yes, I'm a guest. ”

Baili Wu took a sip of wine and said: "It's rare to be honest in life, and if you are too honest, you are a madman." Thinking about the madmen and crazy people in the world, there have been people in ancient times, but there are very few people who are as crazy as brothers, no wonder you are not small but down. ”

The white ape-man said, "How about you and I becoming brothers?"

This is the second time that the two of them have said goodbye, and they did not hold a ceremony at the Fengwu Inn in a hurry.

"Smack!" Baili Wu smashed the bowl in his hand and said, "If you betray your brother, it will be like this bowl!"

The white ape-man stared at Baili Wu without blinking, and his voice trembled slightly: "You and I are brothers in this life!"

"I'll call you brother!" Baili Wu said word by word.

The white ape-man replied, "I'll call you big brother." ”

In the clouds, these two people bowed in public, which was to announce to everyone that the two were brothers and sisters, and to let the monks of Fenglou Mountain testify.

The white ape man happily drank a jar of wine, smashed the jar and said, "Don't forget the meeting between the two of us in the spring of tomorrow." ”

"Brother, I'm going to be there in the sword mountain and the sea of fire!"

The dock arranged a guest room, the two brothers lived in the same room, and everyone gathered to prevent the one-eyed wolf from suddenly attacking, but as soon as the day dawned, the one-eyed wolf sent a post: "My one-eyed wolf Du Zhongyue has eyes and no beads, and it is really embarrassing to disturb the hero." Today, we left the boundary of Fengloushan Town, and we also thanked the hundred heroes for their benevolence and righteousness, and Du was grateful. If we meet in the future, we will be happy with a glass of wine, and there will be a period in the future. ”

After ending this matter, Baili Wu rose, asked Jiang Quan, the ghost of the river, for a boat, and said to the white ape: "Brother seasickness doesn't matter, your brother and I have good water nature, keep you safe." ”

He Jiang Shui Ghost personally sent two long oars, Baili Wu threw one back, and said with a smile: "One is enough!"

The white ape man got on the boat nervously, crushed the boat to a mess, and after controlling the stability of the boat, he said, "Brother, sit tight." ”

After he finished speaking, the single pulp controlled the boat, the wheel was like flying, like an arrow off the string, and the two brothers disappeared at the end of the thirty-mile river.

And the river ghost sighed: "Yesterday was going to be a banquet in the Hongmen Society, he would have captured him in the water if he was not used by me, and now I see, this person is not only a secret weapon, but the ability of this water flying boat is also far above me." I claim to be a river ghost, but I'm not as good as a fledgling boy, cough!"

Hu Erye patted Jiang Quan, the ghost of the river, on the shoulder, and said, "There are talents in the Jiangshan generation, and the eldest brother doesn't have to mind!"