Chapter 18 There has been no good feast since ancient times
Baili Wu glanced at the woman, it turned out to be the girl in white that day, but at this time, she also glared at herself, you come and go, the well water does not interfere with the river water, this girl is really powerful, and she can't make any more trouble.
After the ivory tower-like body stood up, he smiled at Baili Wu and shouted, "Okay, okay, it's the first time that my white ape-man has been kicked to the ground, and you won." β
The two seem to be competing with each other, and neither of them is dead. First, the white ape man did not use a soft sword or hemp rope, and second, Baili Wu did not use hidden weapons or fists to stab.
Baili Wu also hugged his fists, his limbs hurt, and even if he has the upper hand on the surface, his body can't bear it, this white ape man is really not a human being, and he shouted with a smile: "You big white man, it's so hard that the fists of the living Hades hurt." β
Baili Wu laughed for the first time in his life, no, it was the first time he laughed until now, the haze on his face and the ruthlessness of the person suddenly disappeared, and he smiled like a child, but this smile did not stay for too long, maybe this time he beat the pleasure, and the evil breath in his heart also got a short catharsis, and maybe even infected by this straightforward and heroic person, maybe, but Baili Wu did smile.
"Well, I say, little man, are you the owner of this shop?"
"No, I also live in the hotel, but you blocked me out and didn't go in. β
"Ahem, why are you hitting me?"
"Obviously, you hit me first. β
"Oh, look at my memory!" The white ape-man patted his brain, rubbed his short hair, and said with a smile: "What the hell, why can't I remember clearly, hey, what's your name?"
"My surname is Baili, and my name is Baili Wu!"
Someone in the crowd suddenly shouted: "Living Hades Hundred Miles of Mist." β
The white ape man took a look: "Your name is really domineering, then when Bai dies and goes to the Netherworld Mansion, you will appoint me as an official, what do you think is good?"
"If you are appointed as the guard of the king of this Hades, you will be called the white ape guard!"
"Why should I be your guard, it's almost the same when you give me a guard. My name is Niu Pingzhou, the white ape, I tell you that my most powerful thing is not my fists and feet, my rope, the soft sword is a powerful guy, if you don't want to kill, I use the rope, and I really fight to the death before using the soft sword. β
If the two of them have no one else, they sit on the ground on the street and chatter, and everyone is staring at each other.
"I, the water is not good, so I took the land route, and I got seasick on the boat.
d, I'm not afraid of anything when I'm so big, I'm afraid of water, I gurgle in the water and I don't see a shadow, I drowned once when I was a child, and I was scared. I no longer dare to go into the water and take a boat. Your name as the living king of Hades is a bit scary, but Lao Tzu is naturally bold, but he is not afraid of you, I like it, come, from today on, I will recognize you as a brother, let's be good buddies!"
After speaking, he stretched out a big slap, and Baili Wu was also excited, and now he was still in the midst of surging blood, and the two of them high-fived, which was regarded as recognizing their buddy.
"Okay, from today on, you are my big brother Bai!"
"Well, why do you call me big brother? Maybe I'm younger than you? How old are you?"
"I ...... I'm seventeen. β
"Ahem, you, you're a hundred brothers, I'm only sixteen!"
The crowd was in an uproar, this big man looked like he was forty years old, but he was only sixteen years old, eighty percent because ......of his strange appearance.
"That'...... Good...... Brother Bai!"
"Alas, your surname is Bai, my surname is Bai, almost, let's get married as brothers with different surnames, what do you think?"
"Okay, let's go to the store, let's make him three bowls first!"
"Brother Hades, how can the three bowls be, let's come to the three jars first. β
"Three cylinders are three cylinders, I'm afraid of you. β
"When you say this, all my wine worms have crawled out. Alas, by the way, I've come all the way, and the money has been spent, so you have a lot of money, Brother Hades. β
"It's a trivial matter!" The Hundred Mile Mist Refiner has been famous for a long time, and money is naturally not a problem.
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The two brothers entered the inn and hugged their shoulders, but the hundred miles of fog were a little enough, and the white ape-man Niu Pingzhou put his hand on his shoulder.
The white ape-man shouted, "Do you still have an upper room?"
The shopkeeper hunched his waist and said, "Good man, it's really gone." As he spoke, he squinted at Baili Mist, who had already made a name for himself in Fenglou Mountain, glared, and the shopkeeper wiped his sweat with his cuffs and continued, "Why don't you live in a room with your brother?"
Baili Wu was right when he heard it, and said happily: "Okay, shop, add an extra bed." β
"Okay!"
The two brothers stepped through the shop unscrupulously, and then arrived at an empty courtyard, and saw two familiar figures, one pink and one white, one tall and one short. The small courtyard is very small, very close, and Baili Wu is too lazy to take care of the two of them, especially the little one, which is not easy to mess with.
The white ape-man looked at them and asked, "Alas, who of you two just yelled at me to beat my brother?"
As soon as Baili Wu heard that the white ape man was about to cause trouble again, and was about to speak, the girl in white grabbed the words and learned the tone of the white apeman: "What's the matter, I'm beating, don't accept it?"
The white ape-man glared at the leopard's eyes and pouted, "My mother said that a girl with many mouths and tongues has to marry a mute, and a son is also a mute. β
The girl in white ran over with a few small steps and said, "Are you looking for death......?
The white ape man is also a monk, so he naturally feels that this girl is full of aura, and she is by no means an ordinary chick, so she runs away with a hundred miles of fog, and shouts: "Lao Tzu never beats women, you can go while you are cool." β
Baili Wu was also happy that this girl had someone to clean up her tongue, pretended to be afraid of her, and led the white ape man back to the upper room.
The girl in pink, also known as Cuilan, whispered to the girl in white: "Don't be like him, that person is a little silly, he is the nephew of Master Dehui, he is full of strength and invulnerability." β
The two maidens strolled through the garden, and there were two retinue guards at the Moon Gate in the distance. The girl in white asked in a low voice, "Cousin, why did Master Bai have a name after not seeing him for a few days, and he is still alive as the king of Hades." He's arrogant and ruthless, he must be ruthless to have this name, but he looks white and clean, and he really ...... laugh."
"Ah, cousin, you know what it means to be handsome when you're only fourteen years old?"
"Cousin, you ......" The girl in white punched her cousin hard.
The cousin grabbed her little arm and whispered in her ear: "Cousin, the law of the Demon Immortal Kingdom, you can marry at the age of fourteen." β
"Cousin, you're bullying me!" the girl in white blushed and ran away.
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"White ape, let's have two less cups, I'm going to meet with the snake head of Fenglou Mountain in the evening, this place has not been peaceful recently, I'll tell you about the process, if you want to join in the fun, go with me, if you don't want me, I'll go to the meeting alone, and my brother didn't say anything." β
When the time comes, the Fengwu Inn is lively and lively, there are people who come and go for business travelers one after another, the shadows are endless, the sound of the tide on the pier can be heard, the distance of the inn is just moist and not humid, both cool and comfortable.
The dock was brightly lit, and seven tables of banquets were set up, forming the Big Dipper Seven Star Array. There is a row of ruffians patrolling on the shore of the dock, and the killers are either carrying or hugging or carrying or carrying or carrying or carrying on their backs, and there are also a few people in the jungle on the shore who are on guard, wearing night clothes, ready to fight with the Three Wolf Mountain people at any time.
The dock is very large, with three floors inside and three floors outside, with halls and corridors on the left and right, and the fluorescent stones in the ever-bright lamps are shining. There are still a few strings in the back hall, Bu Leng Bu Leng seems to be brewing beautiful music, listen carefully to the guqin, pipa, it turned out to be tuning the strings, waiting for a stormy music.
There are people under the corridor on the third floor, and there are eight to twelve people on each floor, and it can be seen that there are a lot of people inside and out, but from the fluctuations of the aura on their bodies, they are all miscellaneous fish, and they are not much stronger than the thugs in the gambling house. Under the deepest hallway, the window lattices are hollowed, the wooden furniture is placed neatly, the screen, the half-moon platform, and the dragon and phoenix rosewood tables are of extremely high grade, and each table is surrounded by a circle of mahogany chairs.
In addition to the six tables with some big and small bosses, on a table in the middle, there is an old man, triangular eyes and eight-character eyebrows, sitting on the four flat and stable, this person is the millennium demon fox Hu Erye, and the one next to him is the protagonist, the goatee is tied into a knot, the bun is like a Taoist priest, with a pair of white and black and gloomy eyes, like the reincarnation of the thunder god, the yellow and white face is full of a trace of gloomy black gas, the eye bags are quite heavy, thin like a skeleton, he is the lame man everyone knows, the eldest brother of the Fenglou Mountain ruffian, that is, the snake head of the head snake, people give nicknames and river ghosts Jiang Quanγ
This person does not have the spirit of a hegemon in appearance, but is a powerful ghost in the underworld. There are seven people sitting at the same table, the little judge Zhang Zihao did not come, because he was injured, these seven bodies are all sharp-minded, good exercises, and small leaders who know the rules and are good at management, which is equivalent to the eight pillars of the four beams and eight pillars of the fairy bandits, each in charge of a career.
Jiang Quantie, the ghost of the river, said gloomily with a yellow face: "Second brother, have you sent someone to invite?"
"It's coming, it's coming, the Living Hell King is here!" Outside the third-floor corridor, there was a sudden voice of a young ruffian, this voice was Ye Xiaofei's voice, the newspaper horse that Uncle Feng knew about him.
As soon as the outermost door opened, the ruffians under the corridors on the inner floors stood up one after another, and Ye Xiaofei shouted loudly: "The living Hades Baili Mist and the White Ape Man have arrived!"
As soon as everyone stood up, they saw a tall figure and an even taller and stout figure appear, and the height made people exclaim. and Jiang Quan, the ghost of the river, led the disciples and grandchildren to respond in a hurry.
Four or five zhang away, the two looked at each other, Baili Wu first hugged his fists and saluted, saying: "Bai Mou has been favored, it is long overdue, and he still looks forward to the snake's head to atone for his sins, and the treasurer of Haihan"
Jiang Quan is the head of the snake in Fenglou Mountain, his eyes are above the top on weekdays, but today he is also polite, with a smile on his face, clenching his fists and bowing gently, just right: "Brother Bai is serious, it's me Jiang who didn't arrange the time well and didn't think it through." β
In any world, in any era, before people, the strong are like this, if it is said that the late person who educates young people about the concept of time is unruly, and even gets quit from their jobs, but if you are waiting for the king and the master, you will say that you are not thoughtful and cause the other party to be late. You see, this is life, this is human nature, this is the rivers and lakes. Yes, there are no absolutes, and neither is wrong.
Jiang Quan was speechless, and Hu Erye said again: "Master Bai has been in the Zhangji Refining Workshop for two years, it can be said that the real person does not show his face, I and other brothers have eyes and do not know Mount Tai, and I have wronged the elder brother, and now the elder brother has arrived, and I have only taken care of it, and I have not been late." β
Jiang Quan said again: "So, I am very guilty for waiting for my brothers, and I have succumbed to my brother's talent, and I will hold a banquet today, not for anything else, but to make amends, and it is a great honor for you to come and enjoy it." β
Baili Wu said: "Don't dare, don't dare, big brother is polite." β
The thousand-year-old fox demon Hu Erye looked at the white ape man from the side and asked, "This is ......?"
Baili Wu said: "I shouldn't be pampered by Jiang Ye, and I will be a guest with my friends without authorization, can I introduce Xiaoyou?"
Hu Erye replied: "There are brothers in the four seas, in the battle before the Fengwu Inn, the divine power of this brother is obvious to all, and the old man welcomes the brothers of Fenglou Mountain." β
The white ape-man suddenly opened his loud voice and shouted: "He is instigated, without the arrogance of a monk, and he actually talks some nonsense, uncle, my name is the white ape-man Niu Pingzhou." β
Jiang Quan's face changed when he heard this, his face changed in an instant, and he smiled and said: "Brother Niu is really a heroic person, it is the true character of a man, the brothers all sign up for their own numbers, I am Jiang Quan, the ghost of the river." β
After everyone reported their names, the Millennium Fox Demon raised his hand and invited, "Two brothers, please come to the table!"
"Second Master Hu, please!"
The white ape man said: "Alas, this is like talking, not eating wine and vegetables, it is really disappointing." β
A table at the bend of the spoon in the middle of the Big Dipper, that is, in the middle of the main hall of this dock, the inner three tables are surrounded by a semicircle, and the outer three tables are in an arc. Jiang Quan sat in the right position, Baili Wu sat in the guest seat, Hu Erye accompanied Jiang Quan on the right, and the white ape man sat on the left. There were only four people at this table, and the other six tables had six or eight people each.
"Let's go to the food!" A person who looked like a shopkeeper shouted loudly, and several juniors were transferred from the restaurant, and they all looked very discerning, and hurriedly served the food.
The white ape man shouted loudly again: "Don't serve the food one by one, it's all a stupid thing that sour people and officialdom will do, if you want to serve it, don't grind and chirp, how happy it is to serve it together." β
Baili Wu stopped: "White apeman, don't be rude. β
The second master of the thousand-year-old demon fox Hu smiled: "Brother Niu is right, we are all immortal cultivators, we don't need to engage in those mothers-in-law's affairs, we can go together together, guys, remove the cup and change it for a big bowl." β
"Hehe, this is like a gentleman!" the white ape-man grinned.
The wine and food were ready, and as soon as the big bowl of grain was poured, the white ape man was not polite, he made a bowl first, and said, "Damn, I'm so thirsty." β
Baxiangzhen, beef and mutton, steamed fish, roast chicken and grilled sausage, blood tofu...... The dish yard is hard enough.
The shopkeeper saw that the white ape-man's bowl was empty, and hurriedly poured wine, and the white-ape-man grabbed the wine jar and said, "Get out of the way, it's in the way." β
Baili Wu said: "My brother has this temperament, and the snake head is not strange. β
Jiang Quan, the ghost of the river and water, blushed drunkly, picked up the wine bowl very much, stood up and said solemnly: "Brothers, put down the wine bowl and listen to the old man complain to the living Hades King Bai. Come, Brother Bai, foolish brother, I'll do it first as respect. β
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