Volume 1 The Black Dog's Adventure Apprenticeship Lingzhi Kai Chapter 3 Lu Banxian Debao Scroll

For half a month, Liu Dingkui, who had no wife, although he was still accompanied by the beauties in the painting, he had already eaten the sweetness of lust, but he had no object to vent his love for the beauties in the painting. I looked at the pictures all day in a daze, my eyes were red, the green tendons on my head were bursting out, and the whole person was panting as rough as a violent bull. The bottles and cans in the house have long been smashed and tattered.

The old parents at home were even more anxious, but no matter how they persuaded them, the son who was addicted to them simply ignored them. angrily went up and gave him two slaps and kicks again, but in exchange for his son's weird smirk.

The old couple thought about it, but there was really no way, so they could only come to their in-laws' house with heavy gifts and want to say yes. But every time I didn't see my daughter-in-law, I was unceremoniously beaten and scolded by her brother and brother.

For several months, looking at Liu Dingkui, who was getting thinner and more uncertain, the old couple could only find some evil methods. Ask around and find some capable people who claim to be able to drive away evil spirits.

But this Liu Dingkui didn't cooperate at all, and he was in a hurry, thinking that these people were going to take away the beauty in the painting. and then became even more crazy and irritable, picking up tables, chairs and benches to fight with the visitors, and even chasing the visitors with kitchen knives running around the yard. After a long time, there is no such person who dares to meddle with it.

Among these capable people is Lu Banxian. But this Lu Banxian who was kicked out was not reconciled, and wandered at the door of Liu's house every day, thinking that as soon as he had the opportunity, he would be able to come to a job of fishing in the water.

Five months have passed since Xiaolian returned to her parents' house, and in the early morning of this day, three strong men came to the door of Liu's house with a small sedan chair.

These three sturdy men, two are Xiaolian's elder brothers, and one is her younger brother who is one year younger than her, and the one sitting in the sedan chair is Xiaolian herself.

The three men did not knock on the door, but came up and kicked open the half-hidden door. shouted: "Liu Dingkui, come out, today the uncles came to the door in person and came to talk to you." ”

The frightened old couple hurriedly stopped each other with smiling faces, and the three of them left the second elder and ran straight to the house. Seeing that Liu Dingkui was still stunned and looked at the picture and smirked, he was so angry that the eldest brother came over and kicked him to the ground, the second brother wanted to go over and grab the album, but although Liu Dingkui had lost his mind, he was not stupid, he knew that he couldn't resist, so he simply held the album in his arms and curled up on the ground, allowing the three of them to punch and kick.

The third brother looked at the brother-in-law on the ground like this, and his heart was even more angry, and he said to the two elder brothers: "Big brother, second brother, let's get him outside and beat him, let the neighbors judge him, and also make his Liu family embarrassed." ”

The three of them, the eldest brother held the stunned head, and the remaining two each grabbed a kick, carried Liu Dingkui out of the door, and fell heavily to the ground.

"Beat him, if you don't wake him up today, you will beat him to death. ”

The third brother was small, standing with his waist crossed and watching the two elder brothers beat people, but his mouth was not idle, and he said loudly to the crowd gathered to see the excitement: "Folks, know this bear goods! I am embarrassed to say that he is my brother-in-law, this guy doesn't know which tendon is broken, and he is infatuated with the person in the painting while the beautiful daughter-in-law at home does not want it." But there are such strange things in the world, and my sister just encountered them. ”

As he spoke, he came to the sedan chair, opened the sedan curtain and said, "Everyone come to see, my sister is not worthy of him." ”

I saw Xiaolian walking out of the sedan chair with her head down, carrying a basket of cyan fruits in one hand and holding her slightly bulging belly with the other. Seeing everyone looking at him, he glared at the third brother with a red face.

calmed down and went straight to Liu Dingkui's side. Seeing Liu Dingkui, who was curled up on the ground and humming and screaming, he suddenly couldn't bear it, and the tears of grievance couldn't help but flow out again, leaned down and touched her husband's head and said: "Xiaolian still remembers that our parents said that other children loved to eat sugar gourds when they were young, but you love this hawthorn alone, even if it is sour, you are not afraid, at that time I was secretly happy, thinking that there is such a coincidence in the world, you and I have the same taste, it must be the fate of the previous life." Xiaolian, I can't help but think about you when I watch the hawthorn blossom outside the window and bear some fruits. I got up early today and personally laid a basket, although it is green fruit, but I also brought it to you to taste!" said and stretched out his hand to her husband.

Liu Dingkui saw that someone was talking to him, and tilted his head to look at his wife secretly.

Xiaolian wiped her tears and continued: "Dingkui, I know that all the mistakes are my fault. I shouldn't have run back to my parents' house, in fact, within a few days of returning to my parents' house, Xiaolian regretted it and wanted to come back to you. But my brothers didn't agree, and they stopped you and said that they would wait for you to wake up and come to the door in person. But I always thought of you and looked forward to you in my heart, staring at the door every day for several months! Xiaolian, I really miss you, I am determined to come back today, and I want to tell you solemnly, no matter what you did to me before, I don't care if you really have feelings for me, but I am serious about you, I am willing to continue to be by your side, can you still accept me?"

After hearing this, the three brothers were even more furious, and stepped forward and kicked the stunned ass a few times.

Liu Dingkui raised his head and looked at his daughter-in-law, and then secretly glanced at the portrait in his arms, remembering the scene when his wife tore up the picture, and shook his head vigorously. Then with a face full of pity, he hugged the beauty in the painting tightly in his arms and continued to curl up on the ground.

Xiaolian, who originally wanted to emotionally empathize with her husband, closed her eyes vigorously, and a basket of green fruits in her hand instantly spilled to the ground. Although he closed his eyes tightly, he couldn't hold back the tears in his eyes at all, and they fell to the ground heavily.

"Beat him, beat him to death, shameless fellow. The three brothers got up again and wanted to start, but they were dragged back by Xiaolian.

"Dingkui, it doesn't matter if you don't want me, can you still want your own children? I have your seed in my belly!"

Liu Dingkui raised his head and looked at Xiaolian in surprise, and shook his head desperately without thinking.

The old couple was so moved, the old mother couldn't cry anymore, ran forward and punched and kicked her son, and suddenly fainted to the ground in anger. The old father stepped forward and hugged his wife, choked up and said, "Rebel son, Rebel son, God! When did my old Liu family create this evil!"

On the side, Xiaolian's tears had dried up, and she stared at her eyes and bared her teeth and said: "Okay, you Liu Dingkui, Xiaolian, I will let you let it go again, you don't want your own child, right? With that, he hammered his hands towards his abdomen, and the third brother hurriedly stepped forward to stop him. Xiaolian jumped up and was about to fall to the ground, but was hugged by the eldest brother who rushed over.

At this time, the street was surrounded by a crowd of black oppressors, and the sound of a rushing gong came into the ears, and the crowd was forced out of a passage by several officials with long gongs and sticks. Several people came to the front and shouted loudly: "What is the noise, it is impossible to gather a crowd to make trouble, if you dare to make trouble, be careful that the chains in my hands are tied one by one." ”

The third brother stepped forward with a depressed face: "Master Guancha, you give a comment, and this person on the ground abandons his wife and children......"

Before he could finish speaking, the messenger at the head stopped him and said loudly: "I don't care if you ignore anything or not, there is a place where there is heaven and earth and a king's law, and there is naturally a place for reasoning, brothers." After that, a group of messengers rushed up and locked up a few people, but Liu Dingkui was still curled up on the ground motionless, and the head simply let the three brothers carry the dead pig and drag it towards the county office.

The black pressed curious crowd followed behind, but this Lu Banxian took advantage of the crowd to leave and secretly entered Liu's house. He had been here a few times before, and ran straight into Liu Dingkui's house, and from the bed that had been smashed and there was a futon left, he took out the scroll of the torn portrait, and stuffed it into his arms with joy. When leaving, he didn't forget to close the door and ran towards the county office after the crowd.

From the first time he came to Liu's house, he saw the remnants of the scroll that Liu Dingkui had abandoned from the hands of the old couple. I didn't know what was wrong with this volume, but when I got home, I lay in bed and pondered all night, and I realized something from the title, and I thought, 'Look at the scroll like a drawing of a place, is it possible, just like the title of the book is a place where immortals are hidden?'

Those who do their business want to say that they don't believe in ghosts and gods is nonsense, Lu Banxian dreams every day that he wants to become an immortal and gain the Tao, or he will not call himself a half-immortal. Seeing that Liu Dingkui was fascinated by the beauty in the painting, he knew that the title of the book must be true. So I wandered around the door of Liu's house all day long, thinking about how to get the treasure scroll, and I was worried that I had no way to get it, so I just got this opportunity today.