Volume 1 The Adventures of the Black Dog Apprenticeship Chapter 2 The Foolish Liu Dingkui

Two months ago, Hou San found that opposite the largest pawnshop in the city, there happened to be an empty shop for rent. Suddenly, a bad idea came to his head, and he called his brothers to discuss it, and decided to rent the shop, so that he could dig a hole from the ground to the opposite side to loot the pawnshop.

People who often go to pawnshops usually come to pawn when they are in trouble, so this Lu Banxian also set up a hexagram stall on the side of the pawnshop to divinate the good fortune and evil for these unlucky people.

He studied more and found that although the empty shop opposite had been redeemed, he didn't know what to do and did not open for business. There are always a few people covered in dust tiptoeing in and out. These people just talk to each other and greet each other softly. And there is always a black-faced monkey-like man, wandering around the door of the store every day, looking left and right.

Lu Banxian was suddenly puzzled, and if he had nothing to do, he would go to wait for the third place.

After a long time, I have understood that these people are paying attention to the pawnshop. But this Lu Banxian was not only surprised but overjoyed, and said to Hou San around the bend: "Don't look at this pawnshop is quite big, but most of the people who come to do it are some rags." It's a pity that I don't have a helper, I need someone to help, I know a way to make a fortune, and I will definitely have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of my life. ”

Hou San suddenly became interested, listening to this thing's words, as if he knew something. was also afraid that he would leak the news, so he simply dragged Lu Banxian into the house. took a knife against Lu Banxian, and after careful questioning, he heard this Lu Banxian tell the truth himself.

It all started three years ago. It turns out that there is a showman in this small city, this showman is named Liu Dingkui, it is said that the ancestor of the Liu family was an official of the Construction Department, and it seems that the rank is not low. Therefore, it is a big family in a small town, but the Liu family, which has always been a single lineage, has been passed down to his generation, and the family background is not as good as before. But the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and although the Liu family is not rich and expensive, they are also well-off.

But the family was not reconciled, so they looked forward to their only son Liu Dingkui being able to go to high school in one fell swoop and then glorify the lintel. The family saves money for his study, not to mention, the smart and clever Liu Dingkui is only 16 years old, and he has to be a talent in the first children's examination. Now the family is even more devoted to the only son's education.

Although there is little wealth left by the sun and moon to replace Liu Jiazu, there are countless books and drawings in the library, and Liu Dingkui is buried in it all day long.

Originally, he was only obsessed with the books of ancient and modern sages, but on this day, the young man who was already eighteen years old had nothing to do, and he turned out a simple and unpretentious parchment scroll from the cracks of thousands of data drawings. This volume is only a few pages, and there are only three seal characters on the red sheepskin cover, "Dingshen Tomb", and a small blue stamp on the side of the seal character, on which is printed the word "Zi".

Liu Dingkui was fascinated by the first page, and saw that a portrait of an elegant and agile beauty was carefully depicted on it with a delicate and delicate brush. The beauty in the painting stands under the pear tree, with a round and translucent pink face, slightly sideways to the side of the pear blossoms that bloom like snow but still have a little yellow spots. The graceful and lithe figure leaned forward slightly, draped over the long black hair of the vest, and a bright red ribbon gently held it. A green dress is even more brilliant against the backdrop of white flowers. But if you look closely, you always feel that something is wrong, it turns out that this woman seems to be hanging in the air, and there are no feet under her skirt and I don't know what is supporting the body.

The next few pages are full of hard-to-read drawing lines, and it is faintly obvious that it is a grand palace-like project. But this Liu Dingkui is not uncommon, since he has this volume, his person seems to have changed, he looks at the beauty in the picture stupidly all day long, he doesn't read the book, and even forgets his hunger and thirst. He kept muttering to himself at the volume, sometimes smiling strangely.

The old couple in the family saw that they were anxious in their eyes, and when they saw their son staring at the picture scroll all day long, they thought: My son is also not young, maybe he misses his daughter-in-law.

After some discussion, he begged for a matchmaker, thinking that with a daughter-in-law, his son would stabilize his mind.

Not to mention the reputation of this little showman, he really asked for a beautiful daughter-in-law named Xiaolian, although this Xiaolian is not a lady, but she is also from a solid and gentle family.

On the night of the candles in the cave room, Liu Dingkui ignored the newcomer at the bedside, sat alone under the red candle and drank, and did not forget to appreciate the beauties in the volume.

This new daughter-in-law is also virtuous, and she has been waiting for a long time to come, and she secretly blames in her heart: This guy, sitting alone on the candlestick on the big day, does not come to accompany me, is it because Xiaolian is doing something wrong? Or is this husband too thin-skinned and shy?

Thinking of this, I lifted my hijab and peeked in, and under the dim candlelight, my husband was staring at the scroll with one hand on his cheek, as if he was thinking.

Shook his head helplessly: He is not in a hurry, wouldn't I be more ashamed to get on the pole, forget it, just sit quietly at the head of the bed and wait patiently!

For a long time, Liu Dingkui was drunk and his head was shaking, and he only felt that the beauty in the painting seemed to be alive, and he flew out of the scroll and sat on the edge of the bed alone.

The beautiful woman in the bed wore a hijab over her head and saw her husband looking at her. The shy head was lowered. Secretly stretched out her little hand, and gently hooked her fingertips at her husband.

Liu Dingkui was overjoyed, pursed a strange smile at the corner of his mouth, finally put down the scroll, and staggered to the bed. Impatiently, he tore off the hijab. Shaking his head and stepping forward, he rubbed his hazy eyes and looked at it, and suddenly felt that something was wrong in his heart, and he shook his head even harder.

The bride thought that her husband was drunk and his head was not sober, so she secretly tilted her head and glanced at it. Not to mention, this Liu Dingkui has a straight back and wide shoulders, and he is really manly. Xiaolian, who was ashamed after just one glance, quickly avoided the drunken direct gaze. Steady the panic in his heart, thought about it, twisted his delicate body, and gently faded off his red clothes.

Liu Dingkui settled down and patted his head again. Squinting his eyes and looking carefully, the bride in front of him, with her eyebrows lowered, her face flushed with shame, and although she had her arms clenched in front of her chest, she couldn't stop her wonderful body from appearing in front of her stunned eyes.

But this stunned person was looking for fault, his eyes widened, and he looked up and down, left, right, and right, and looked and looked, but in exchange for shaking his head more violently.

felt as if his soul was being dragged by the beauty in the painting, so he pulled Liu Dingkui to turn around and return to the table, and picked up the scroll with a smile on his face.

Stunned, he held the scroll and looked at it with a stupid smile, and didn't forget to put it to his mouth and secretly kiss it twice. I felt dizzy in my head again, and the ghost made a miracle, and I was dragged again and came to the bride's bedside.

The bride, who lowered her head but was too shy to look up, saw her husband standing motionless in front of her with his feet stunned. endured the beating heart, turned his back and slowly faded away the stunned clothes.

This stunned thing fluttered his head, and suddenly the beast's heart rose, but he didn't forget the scroll in his hand, and simply pasted the scroll directly on the bride's face, and rudely pressed her to the bed.

Xiaolian, who was uncomfortable with the scroll, tried to open the scroll every time, but was forcibly put aside by this beast.

After trying a few times, it didn't work, and I still secretly wondered in my heart, my husband really got into the eyes of books, and he didn't forget to study seriously when he did this. But it's okay, this kind of hard work will definitely win the championship. Thinking of this, I let go of my reserve, and I simply didn't stop it, just let you toss.

For half a month, regardless of day and night, as soon as Liu Dingkui was interested, he pressed the scroll on Xiaolian's face and did that shameful thing.

After a long time, I always saw my husband holding the same book, and I felt that something was wrong. But every time I want to take it and take it, I let my husband forcibly stop it, and sometimes I will be scolded by him when I am in a hurry.

The aggrieved Xiaolian was even more puzzled and ran to ask her in-laws, but her in-laws always squeaked and didn't dare to tell the truth. According to their thoughts, 'That's it, my son will come to his senses one day, but luckily he can still do that, maybe he will be able to hold his grandson next year.'" ’

Xiaolian, who was full of grievances and had nowhere to vent, returned to the house, only to see her husband carrying her back, still secretly looking at the scroll and smirking.

Quietly moved over, and while her husband was not paying attention, she suddenly reached out and grabbed it.

Xiaolian, who was rejoicing in her success in winning the book, opened the volume. At first glance, I saw the beauty in the painting, and I was stunned with a shocked face.

Liu Dingkui, who was taken away from the volume, panicked, knowing that his daughter-in-law had discovered his secret and wanted to take it back in a hurry. saw Xiaolian clutching the scroll and glaring at herself angrily.

Stretched out his hand to pull away Xiaolian and was about to forcibly take it back, but he was held by his wife and hugged him fiercely to his chest.

Fearing that the volume would be damaged, Liu Dingkui, who was anxious, was suddenly furious and slapped him abruptly.

The tears of grievance came out of his eyes: he couldn't bear to beat me, and Xiaolian couldn't compare to a picture scroll.

Gradually, the grievance turned into anger, gritted his teeth and glared at Liu Dingkui, the corners of his mouth were bitten, and he suddenly tore off the picture of the beauty from the volume and threw it on the ground.

Liu Dingkui, who was flustered, quickly ran to bend down and picked up the picture, and gently stroked the beauty in the painting who was not stained with any dust.

Xiaolian, who has always been regarded as a treasure in her mother's family, has never been so wronged. Covering his face with one hand, the tears that flowed like a stream could not extinguish the burning heat on his face.

The heart that was looking forward to a happy newlywed life suddenly cooled, but he couldn't understand that a good girl married him, but it was not as good as a picture album. What's even more infuriating is that he still has to stick the album on his face to do that kind of thing.

Sobbing and wiping tears from his face, he ran outside the house, regardless of the strong dissuasion of his in-laws, and he didn't pack his luggage, and ran back to his parents' house full of grievances.