The second gate of the Ziyang Immortal Sect was high above, and the two old men looked down.

Ziyang Ancestor said, "Old immortal, what about your precious dog apprentice?"

Dingxu: "Nonsense, old guy, let me tell you, I only have two apprentices in Dingxu, and this guy is a fake." ”

Ziyang: "Yo he! Swagger deceived our mountain? brother, I'll blow him away." ”

The bag was sweating profusely, and he couldn't help but say to the disciples of Yingshan: "I said what kind of broken mountain are you, Lao Tzu has a treasure body that he has managed to raise, and his mother has to lose a few pounds." ”

The disciple of Yingshan raised his eyebrows and looked at the fat man with wide eyes, and thought: "What kind of person is the second ancestor of our family, why did you find you a dirty fat boy to be an apprentice?" Could it be that this white fat man has a good chance?' This disciple of Yingshan is not in vain, although he thinks so, there is no mockery on his face, and Nunu said: "The fat brother has not given the name of the sect yet!"

Bao Zhong patted his stiff belly, and said proudly: "Hmph! You kid remembered, our snow meat bun, the bag is also!"

The disciples of Yingshan couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud: "Uncle's name is good, listening to this style, could it be that it was given by the second ancestor?"

In the bag: "Second ancestor, what kind of thing is second ancestor? I don't know." But brother, I've heard that this mountain of your house is still a treasure sect of the fairy mountain? Why the hell are you here, don't you say that they are all flying immortals? ”

The disciple of Yingshan smiled softly with disdain: "Hehe, although I don't say that I am flying to the sky, it is necessary for you to see and understand, Brother Baozhong, you are optimistic." ”

The disciple of Yingshan said this, and his head shook and jumped out towards the top of the mountain. As if his feet were not touching the ground, he flew down with another smoke, raised his head proudly at the fat man, and said, "How is it? This pace is about the same as that of a bird, isn't it?"

Bao Zhong pouted and sneered: "Cut! Just this thing, I'm embarrassed to show off? Lao Tzu, I'm a hundred times stronger than you." ”

The disciple of Yingshan was suddenly unconvinced, and thought: 'Bragging is not as bragging as you, just a few steps of your kid, you are tired of becoming such a dog, and you are embarrassed to say that you are a hundred times stronger than me?'

Then he said to the fat man: "Oh! I want to come to the disciple of the second ancestor must be extraordinary, why don't you let the little brother palm my eyes?"

Bao Zhong's round eyes widened, rubbed the beads of sweat on his nose and said, "What, you kid still don't believe it?" Baozi, I never brag, let's make a bet, we have to practice better than you, you have to pay me for my fat." ”

The disciple of Yingshan thought to himself, 'You thief and fat man, do you have that person who bets on meat fat?' I really don't believe it. Then he said: "This relationship is good, isn't it just a body of flesh and fat? Brother wants to see what is extraordinary about the true magic skills of the immortal master." ”

"Okay! You're not allowed to cheat, see. Looking at the fat man again, he reached out and stroked the huge round belly, and slapped it on the stomach, which was actually held down by half an inch, took a deep breath, and jumped up with one foot, which was two feet high. Seeing that the disciples of Yingshan widened, their round eyes were full of incredulity.

Looking at the fat man again, he twisted his feet backwards when he landed, smiled at the disciples of Yingshan with his face downward, and jumped up again. However, before he touched the ground, he felt a huge pain in his buttocks, followed by a roar like a huge ball and soared into the sky.

Ziyang Ancestor took a step forward, and with one hand to support the sky, it was a punch, and the fat man rose into the air again.

The fat man who went to the sky again suddenly knew that something was wrong, wow wow screamed, slapped his belly, and suddenly emitted a puff of white gas from his body, and then curled up like a ball and smashed towards the Ziyang Ancestor.

The old man shouted: "It's good to come!" Standing on one leg suddenly, he caught the meat ball that was like a boulder falling down, and with a slight touch of his toes, the fat man who kicked straight flew up to the second door.

Ziyang Ancestor pointed to the bag with one hand and asked, "You kid is so big and bold, you dare to pretend to be my brother's precious apprentice?"

Bao Zhong looked at Dingxu, suddenly wilted, lay on the ground, kowtowed twice and said: "Grandpa Fairy, it's not that our family has to pretend, it was you who personally awarded the seed code, is it still wrong to call the master?"

Dingxu scratched his head and said, "Looking at your posture, could it be that the spirit seed has really taken root? I think you kid has to let the green-haired dog suck away the evil desires all over his body, otherwise how can he have such a realm? Why are you so fat now that you are better than before?"

Bao Zhongchang sighed: "Hey, it's not that you're old, let me repair some kind of waste canon." This waste little book is always thinking about Lao Tzu's fat. I finally saved a little, but I was sucked away by the strange thing in my stomach, maybe it was the so-called spirit seed rooted! Now my whole body is as if I have been penetrated by this spiritual root, and I can't move and emit white gas. Now, thanks to my good concentration in the bag, I can barely control it. Otherwise, won't all my precious flesh and fat turn white?"

Dingxu couldn't help but kick the fat cheek, "Damn, old man, I thought that my dog apprentice had a strong chance, and I didn't expect that you kid would be not bad!

Bao Zhong rubbed his buttocks and stood up, "This is also called Dafa, Baozi, when I returned home, I couldn't sleep all day long, especially in the quiet night, I missed my lover sister even more." There is no way, but to calm down, and those who eat Haisai want to save meat and fat, so that they can find it again. Who knows, but it is more energetic than this waste canon. ”

Ziyang Ancestor stared at the fat man with an incredulous face and asked, "Do you still remember this cultivation method?"

Bao Zhong peeked at Ziyang Ancestor, "If you don't remember anything, you know that the things in your stomach have robbed me of my flesh all day long." ”

Dingxu stepped forward and patted the shoulder in the bag and said, "Well, you kid is good, you still remember the old man's words and came up the mountain to find me." ”

Bao Zhong shook his head again and again and said: "Fairy grandpa, I don't have to come to look for you, it's the fat man, I miss my green dog sister all day and can't be found, and today I came to you to ask for directions." ”

Dingxu: "You are embarrassed to call someone else's green dog sister, do you know that the puppy is old enough to be your ancestor." It seems that your evil desires have not been sucked up, don't look for that, follow me to cultivate in the Purple Yang Immortal Sect!"

Bao Zhong stretched out his fat head and looked around for a long time before he said: "Oh, fat man, when I was looking for a sect at the bottom of the mountain, I heard that there were many beautiful fairies in our door, and there must be a lot of beautiful fairies?"

Dingxu grabbed Ziyang's ear and whispered: "Old boy, this guy is good! Aren't you worried that no one will support the façade? Isn't this coming?"

Ziyang's head was stunned, "Just this kind of goods can also support the façade, I think it's a shame!"

Dingxu tugged at Ziyang's ear and said: "Yo he! Don't be dissatisfied! Brother, I will send your apprentice, how can it be unbearable, I think you will accept it! By the way, I will get some "Eat and Practice Door", and I will definitely shine if I am looking for some foodies to cultivate. ”

Ziyang Ancestor pondered in his heart: "Although this fat man can't be on the stage, the cultivation method is indeed special, and it's not that you can't give it a try as my brother said!"

Seeing that the two old men were muttering and didn't know what to study, the fat man turned his head to the Yingshan disciple and said, "You kid remember, you still owe me flesh!"

In a word, the disciple of Yingshan gritted his teeth and smirked, and he didn't answer correctly.

Dingxu shouted at the bag: "Hey, that thief and fat man, don't you want to apprentice? Grandpa, I have found a great benefit for you." Pointing to the Ziyang Ancestor and said, "See, this is our family's famous Ziyang Ancestor, don't kowtow and thank you." ”

The fat man looked around and shook his head again and again, pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Just you goods, where are there any beautiful fairies! No, I finally saved a body of flesh, I want to find my god dog sister." ”

Ziyang Ancestor suddenly felt that his face was full of gloom, and he pointed at the fat man and scolded: "Bah! You thief and fat man, you want to find a beautiful woman to roll down the mountain." Ancestor, I'm a clean place here. ”

The fat man was deflated, and his mouth pouted: "Just go, who is still rare." Then he shouted to the disciples of Yingshan: "Boy, you owe me the flesh and fat to pay me back." ”

The frightened Yingshan disciple slipped into the door with a thud, never daring to come out again.

Dingxu patted Ziyang's shoulder and walked towards the fat man. Reached out and pinched his fleshy face, and patted his round belly again. Said to him: "You kid don't want to think about it, the green-haired demon dog has lived for hundreds of years, look at you, don't hurry up and cultivate, what kind of beauty are you looking for if you don't have a small life?" If you don't cultivate, it's difficult to enter the demon realm." Besides, my apprentice will be able to go up the mountain later, and when the time comes, you can ask Lao Hei about the traces of your dog sister! Didn't you two get along with each other? I heard that Lao Hei also licked your fat belly?"

Bao Zhong was shocked, and said with a smile on his face again: "Oh! Lao Hei is not dead yet? That's great, the ancestor is above, and the disciple is so polite." ”

Ziyang scolded: "Get out! Ancestor doesn't raise filthy goods here." As he spoke, he kicked at the fat man, and kicked straight like a ball and rolled down the mountain.

It didn't take long for a thin bag to fly up again. He couldn't help but make a gesture: "Old fairy, you can say good things, you see that the bag is really sincere and sincerely worship him as a teacher, and this leap is no less than ten catties of fat." ”

Dingxu pulled the puffed Ziyang Ancestor, smiled and said, "Brother, don't be angry! This fat man is a piece of material, and his cultivation is definitely better than your three head disciples." Now it's okay, with the fat man, I'll send my two precious apprentices another day, old man, are you still afraid that your Ziyang Immortal Sect won't carry it forward?"

Ziyang glared at Dingxu: "Phew, you are an old immortal, it's not enough to get a fat man, and you want to get a dog to go up the mountain, I think your second disciple must not be a serious person." ”

Dingxu suddenly disliked it in his heart, and said: "Brother, this is your mistake, fat man, the dog is okay to say, although my second disciple is full of black, he is a serious child." How can you say that about a little girl. Forget it, the fat man is also sincere. When the time comes, you will teach more lessons, and even the cunning wolf in the wild can be trained to be a good dog, right?"

Ziyang pointed at the fat man and looked at Dingxu and said, "This is also called sincerity, I think this product is coveted by our female disciple!"

"Cut! You're not right, if this fat man really has the ability to be loved by the female disciples in the sect, why not be happy with each other?"

"Okay, brother, I'll listen to you once, but you have to obey the rules in my door, if you dare to come nonsense or harass the female disciples, the old man I kicked him into a deflated ghost. ”

The old man secretly leaned into the fat man's ear and whispered: "You fat man is secretly having fun! What's the point of looking for that dog girl, your prickly hair master will last for thirty or twenty years at most, and then this female disciple of the mountain will not let you chase after you." But it's up to you kid to have the ability to do that!"

In one sentence, he was stupid and straight, and nodded at Ziyang Ancestor with a smile.

Ziyang Ancestor pointed to Dingxu's nose and said, "Your old boy is muttering, and you have made up some strange ideas. Forget it, fat man, my master is not something you kid can worship if you want. My ancestors and my disciples are not less than thousands of grandchildren, and you fat people will worship me as a teacher when you come up, this is not possible. I'll have to think about whether or not to take you. Let's keep it for a while and then talk about it! If you can really learn the good character, you will be successful. Maybe I can really get something to eat, Ancestor. ”

Suddenly, the old man looked at the sky, pulled off the stinky shoes and smelled them, and said to himself: "Well, how can someone with such an aura come to smell my treasure shoes." It's broken, it's broken, my dog apprentice can provoke the gods. As he spoke, he ignored the two of them and flew out of the mountain.