In the warm pavilion of the Ziyang Immortal Sect, the two old men played opposite each other.

Dingxu: "Hey, my car, no, no, no, look at your beard, let me take two steps back." ”

Ziyang: "Senior brother, my younger brother is dying of old age, and he is not as old as you! Why is it so troublesome to play chess with you, and he has to regret chess at every turn." ”

Dingxu: "Yo he! You kid, take two steps back and you can't go without a piece of meat." Tse is also stingy, forget it, no more. As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and drew at the full board of chess pieces.

Ziyang: "Don't, take two steps back, let you take two steps back, why ruin it and start over!"

Dingxu: "Brother, I can't play you, can't I admit defeat? Playing chess with your little boy is really not fun." ”

Ziyang: "Hey, brother, you can see that I am also an ancestor, but this last step is really difficult to take, I think it will not be long before I can only sit down and cultivate the next life." ”

Dingxu: "Well, this last step is really difficult to cross. Brother, I watched you cultivate three reincarnations, if this reincarnation doesn't work, maybe you can do it again. ”

Ziyang: "Brother, I don't know if I should say a sentence or not?"

Dingxu: "Look at what you said, we are all old guys in the third generation, so we don't need so much nonsense." ”

Ziyang: "Brother, I have cultivated for three lifetimes, but you are still majestic, is it possible that you have already stepped out of the scope of my generation?"

Dingxu shook his head: "The secret of heaven must not be leaked!

Ziyang: "Well, brother, how long have you lived to be immortal?"

The old man thought for a moment and said, "Well, I think about it! It seems like a few decades!"

Ziyang: "Hey, you're not dead, and you're embarrassed to say that you've only lived for a few decades?"

Dingxu: "If you don't believe it, forget it." Oh, old man, I'm very smart, can't we have a game?"

Ziyang: "Old man, you are not allowed to cheat. ”

Dingxu: "Yo he! Don't cheat, can I still be called a bad immortal master?"

Ziyang: "Go with you!" ”

As he spoke, the two of them started to play against each other on the chessboard.

Ziyang: "I said you are an old immortal, I just heard you say that you took in two apprentices?

Dingxu: "Jumping horses eat your pawns." Old man, am I going to talk nonsense? We've really taken in two precious apprentices. ”

Ziyang: "Hey, it's rare! I think your apprentice must be extraordinary, why don't you bring it with you?" or send it to the sect?"

Dingxu: "Our two apprentices are still young! With them with you, is it possible to feed him milk?"

Ziyang: "What? The child has such a blessed source that can make your old man take in as an apprentice? Is it a genius prodigy?"

Dingxu: "Oh, little boy, how do you eat my horse? ”

Ziyang: "Old man, let me ask you! What kind of genius prodigy can enter your old law's eyes!"

Dingxu: "You're embarrassed to say that I'm an old man, I see that you are full of sharp teeth, I'm afraid there are not a few old left, right?"

Ziyang: "Don't interrupt, let me ask you what about your apprentice? ”

Dingxu: "Hey, don't say it, I'm afraid that if I say it, I'll scare you kid." ”

Ziyang: "It's not my brother, I'm talking about you, seeing that my younger brother is going to sit down in less than thirty or twenty years, but there is no roof in the sect, won't the disciples in the sect decay?"

Dingxu: "Decay will decay! Wait for you to cultivate for a hundred years in the next life, and you will have the wisdom soul of this life, and you will continue to be in charge." ”

Ziyang: "You're done with the old immortal, general." Haha! Let you regret the chess, the old boy will be checkmated!"

Dingxu: "Come again, this time I will kill you." ”

Ziyang Ancestor set up the chessboard, stretched out his hand to make a gesture, and said: "Brother, I don't mean anything else when I ask your two apprentices, I think the disciples you have accepted must be extraordinary, just to let them support the façade of my Ziyang Immortal Sect." ”

Dingxu, "Hey, I'm not talking about you, I haven't seen you establish any sects in the previous two lives, so I have to make a burden in this life." You said you, didn't you ask for it or what? In the next life, don't get any more Blue Yang Immortal Sect, Gray Yang Immortal Sect. I can forget what my name is for the rest of my life. ”

Ziyang: "Can I be blamed for this? Lao Tzu, I let you steal it from my mother when I was three years old, and I still only remember a little bit of my mother's appearance." ”

Dingxu: "What's the matter, you still blame me, my brother is not for your good, he wants you to get rid of the world." Besides, your mother, the old man, I will take care of me until I am old. Old man, I see that you are about to die, and I am not afraid of mistaking your cultivation, I will tell you a secret. ”

The Ziyang Ancestor was surprised for a while, and then his inquiring gaze skimmed to the old man Dingxu.

The old man Dingxu tugged Xiaohu and said, "Remember more than a hundred years ago, my brother sent you a baby?"

Ziyang: "What you said, could it be my apprentice, Leisurely Real Man Hong Junkuan?"

Dingxu nodded and said, "Now you know what your surname is! In this life, your kid's surname is Hong." ”

Ziyang Ancestor closed his eyes and pondered for a while, and the question in his heart was even better, and he asked, "But, no, even if I have a brother, I shouldn't be a baby at that time?"

Dingxu: "Cut! Your kid has lived for so many years, is that guy like your own brother? That's the great-great-great-grandson of your real brother." ”

Ziyang: "Hey, how could I ever think that when I die, Ziyang will finally understand my surname, but what is my name?"

Dingxu crooked his mouth and stuck out his tongue, "Name?" I don't think you know. ”

Ziyang: "Brother, I'm afraid I won't be able to take this step in my life, are you still afraid of mistaking your brother's state of mind?"

Dingxu: "Hey, since you want to know, I'll tell you." When you were a child, they all called you Dog, Hong Puppy. ”

Ziyang was stunned for a moment, and when he was a child, his mother's kind tone of calling him by his name suddenly surged to his heart. In an instant, the wrinkled forehead stretched out, the old mouth with a gray beard curled, the old face covered with old age spots became rosy, and then it was full of endless love.

He shook his head, and said with a wry smile: "Hehe! Although I only have a nickname, I regret it all my life." Brother, you don't know that I, who cultivates in the afterlife, can't have children, and if I have more children, I will have less cultivation in the past life. But my disciple is like my own child, and my younger brother is going to sit down. How can this full door gain a foothold!"

Dingxu: "Bastard boy, you think about worldly routines all day long, no wonder you can't take this step." ”

Ziyang Ancestor sighed for a while: "Hey, I can't let it go! It's not as good as my brother, I'll give this ancestor to your brother." ”

Dingxu waved his hand for a while: "Don't, don't pester me all day long, I'm used to being wild, old man, I don't want to be tied up here!"

Ziyang: "Then you will send your two disciples up the mountain!"

Dingxu nodded and said, "Yes, but it will take a few more years." Wait for my second apprentice's spirit seed to take root and be born, and wait for my eldest apprentice to survive the catastrophe. ”

Ziyang was shocked, his eyes widened and he looked at Dingxu and asked: "What? Root-born congenital? You're not kidding, right? According to legend, the root-born innate strange person, not to mention stepping into the sky and soaring, even if he doesn't cultivate, he is still aura and good at avoiding demons and ghosts." ”

Dingxu nodded: "Well, if it weren't for the old man, I wouldn't have the idea of accepting apprentices." ”

Ziyang scratched his head, feeling that something was wrong, and pointed at Dingxu and asked, "Well, no, what did you just say, old immortal? How do you say that your big apprentice is going to survive the fate? What kind of thing is that, you big apprentice?"

Dingxu looked at Ziyang Ancestor with strange eyes and said, "Guess what!"

Ziyang: "Guess what, could it be that there is a dragon in our realm again?"

Dingxu shook his head, and said, "No, guess again?"

Ziyang: "Or, could it be that the treasure land has brewed a divine egg and hatched a divine bird phoenix?"

Dingxu stopped playing chess, stretched out two fingers, and nodded at Ziyang Ancestor and said, "Guess again?"

Ziyang: "If you can make an old immortal apprentice, you have to be a white tiger at the very least, right?"

Dingxu: "Hey, it's hard to guess, old man, I'll tell you the truth! My big apprentice is a dog, a skinny dog with black hair. ”

As soon as the words fell, Ziyang Ancestor flipped over the chessboard, his face was full of incredulity, and his eyes widened and pointed at Dingxu. I thought: 'You are an old immortal, our excellent talents have gone to the sea, but none of you have taken a fancy to them.' actually ran out and got a-eater as an apprentice. ’

Before Ziyang could get angry, suddenly there was a knock at the door. A disciple of Yingshan in the door walked in, bowed deeply to Ziyang and Dingxu, and said: "Ancestor, second ancestor, outside the mountain gate, there is a person who claims to be an apprentice of the immortal master who comes to worship the mountain. ”

Ziyang Old Ancestor squinted at Dingxu: "Old man, won't you?

Dingxu also squinted at the Yingshan disciple curiously, tugged at his beard and said, "How is it possible?

The disciple of Yingshan gave another salute: "The person who came said it himself, saying that you always asked him to come to the Ziyang Immortal Sect to find you." ”

Ding Xuan pondered for a while in his heart: 'Come here, is this thing successful in the robbery, isn't it! It can't be a human being if the robbery is successful!' Then he asked the disciple of Yingshan: "You kid is optimistic, is it a human or a big black-haired dog?"

The disciple sneered: "Immortal Master is really joking, how can a dog find our realm?"

'Is it strange?' Thinking of this, he asked the disciple again, "But a little girl who is only seven or eight years old?"

The disciple of Yingshan was surprised for a while, and said, "No, isn't it? Could it be that this thing under the mountain is pretending to be an immortal master and a high apprentice, and he has come to make jokes? Okay, you are a big fat man, and the disciple will blow him out." ”

Speaking of the fat man, Dingxu suddenly understood a lot, took the disciple's hand and said: "Slow, I didn't think that this product really has some ability, and it will be able to take root in less than five years, let him come in! ”

Ziyang: Dingxu waited for half an hour, and he didn't have the heart to play chess.

Ziyang: "Hey, old immortal brother, I said that your dog apprentice, did you sniff your stinky feet and find our house?"

Dingxu: "Shhh

Ziyang: "Oh roar! Your old face is still shy? As for your broken mouth, my brother I just don't say it, I'm afraid you yourself will preach it all over the city, right?"

Dingxu slapped Hua Bai's head lightly, "Hmph! Then don't worry about it, I have my own way, old man." ”

Ziyang scratched his head, "People say that your old man is weird, but my brother, I've been with you for a long time, and I really don't see where the weirdness is." However, today I can see through your old immortality, you talk about you, you can't find a baby apprentice there, but you have found a black dog. I'm afraid that my brother will say that I have leaked your secret, I have no objection to you being your dog master, but don't pull the ancestor and me to be a dog uncle, and lose the dead. ”

Dingxu was furious: "What the hell! Brother, let me tell you, let you be a dog uncle, that is to lift you, don't underestimate the black dog, that is a treasure dog with a great opportunity. ”

Ziyang: "Wow! Bao Dog, is it swallowing the four seas in your mouth and collapsing the Wuyue Mountain?"

Dingxu: "I'm sorry! You are embarrassed to be an ancestor, and you can say such unbearable words." Seeing that you are looking forward to it so much, let Lao Hei Bang give you a taste another day?"

Ziyang's old mouth pouted: "Look at it, look at it, follow who to learn, and talk less to your old immortal in the future, so as not to learn some foul language." ”

Dingxu glared at Ziyang: "Hey, I said brother, don't look down on other people's black dogs, brother remembers you, isn't it also called a dog?"

Ziyang suddenly didn't answer correctly, "Hey, but, why did your dog apprentice become fat again?"

Dingxu: "That's right, why hasn't this fat man come here after half an hour?"

Ziyang: "It seems that your baby apprentice is asking our two brothers to greet you!"

Dingxu: "What nonsense, just take a look if you're curious." ”

Saying that, the old man dragged Ziyang and floated out of the warm pavilion.