Volume 2 Chapter 31 The Black Dog Goes to School Dog Head Dog Brain

Three whole years. Lao Hei is delicious to eat and drink, he is oily and slippery, and his body is plump, and he looks very powerful, completely losing the appearance of the weak black dog. And because of eating soul flesh and spiritual eyes, Xiao Xue'er was able to jump straight to the roof of the house with Xiao Xue'er, and he could walk with him like flying.

Xiaolian pinched her waist and stood under the house, raised her head and shouted to the roof, "Xue'er, where have you gone?" ”

"It's good to play with my brother, Xue'er doesn't want to study, you can talk to the new gentleman, just say that Xue'er is sick and can't go to class today, let him come back another day." ”

Although Liu Xue'er, who is already six years old, still has a dark face, her body is extremely strong. Because of the company of Lao Hei, he has become the object of worship of the children in the neighborhood. Next door to the west of Xue'er's house, there is a boy named Xiaohu. The day before yesterday, Xiaohu told Xue'er that his father bought a very powerful yellow dog from other places and came back, and made an appointment to be with Lao Hei Bibi today. So the little girl deliberately hid from her family and wanted to sneak out to compare with Xiaohu whose dog was bigger.

"Hmph! Niuniu, are you looking for a fight? Lao Hei, carry your sister and get down quickly. If you don't come down, don't eat later. ”

Lao Hei was silently angry in his heart: Cut! I still want to be hungry Lao Hei, Lao Hei, I can catch a few rats and gnaw on it, and I am still worried that I can't eat enough? But if there is a pig's head to gnaw, it will be another matter.

The girl picked up the dog's ears and said, "Don't listen to my mother's nonsense, there are more delicious foods! ”

"Mother, my ears are very bright, don't think I haven't heard it! When I come back, I'll ask your dad to take all the wine out and give it away, and see what your black dog drinks. ”

This old black hit has tasted wine once, and he has been out of control. I have to drink two sips a day to stop, Liu Jianian is a guest and did not refuse, gradually, the daughter buried in the backyard has been poured by the old black.

Xiaolian's voice came again: "Old Hei, don't forget, the three-year appointment that the old fairy said is almost here! ”

When Lao Hei heard that the master might be coming, the eggplant with the dog's ears like frost wilted. Turning his head to look at Xue'er on his back, the dog snorted twice, regardless of whether Xue'er on his back was willing or not, he jumped out of the room with his legs stretched.

The girl was furious, jumped off the dog's back and pointed at Lao Hei and said, "Senior Brother Dog, you are a traitor, you said that you will scare and scare the big yellow dog." Hmph, my sister won't play with you anymore. ”

The black dog tilted his head and shrugged helplessly, and the dog's mouth was full of nonsense.

Xiaolian came up and grabbed Liu Xue'er's ear, and scolded: "You crazy girl, you don't look like a girl, you are just a wild boy." When the old fairy comes, he will let him clean you up. He dragged it to the study. He also instructed: "Remember, don't make Mr. angry on the first day of class, and don't brag about your brother to Mr. As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Lao Hei: "Did you hear that?" if you want to be fine, you can accompany your sister to study, think about it, how great a black dog who can read should be." ”

Liu Xue'er didn't care about the pain in her ears, clapped her hands and laughed: "Hahaha! Senior Brother Dog can't escape, but what's the use of Senior Brother Dog's study? Do you also have to learn from your father to get famous, in that case, won't you become a dog official!"

Xiaolian also smiled lightly: "Don't let your father hear it, be careful that he sucks you with a big mouth." ”

In the study, a thin middle-aged man with a wrinkled face was pacing back and forth with a scroll in his hand. The book in his hand was already attached to his nose, but he still stared at it as if he couldn't see it clearly, and muttered silently in his mouth. When he heard someone come in, he put down his book, stuck his head out and frowned and stomped around.

Go, go and salute the gentleman. Liu Xue'er was full of displeasure, walked up two steps and bowed to her husband, then turned her head to Lao Hei and said, "Senior brother, it's time for you to bow." ”

Lao Hei also squatted in front of Mr. like a human, stretched out his front paws and bowed.

The old man with bad eyes looked at the person and the dog in front of him vaguely, and said angrily in his heart: "I said that there is one student, why are there two now, no, the salary must be doubled." ”

Liu Xue'er chuckled, sat down on the table and chair specially prepared by her mother, suddenly thought of something, and turned her head to look at her mother: "Mom, you are so stingy, why don't you prepare a set of tables and chairs for your senior brother!"

Xiaolian said to the newcomer with an embarrassed chin and said, "Sir, don't listen to Xue'er's nonsense. My daughter is very naughty, I have to say that the black dog raised at home is her senior brother, I don't believe you come to see it, I can't touch it again, but it's a real dog. ”

Lao Hei slanted the dog's head and stared at Mr. curiously: Well, why is this guy's smell so familiar? Lao Hei was also bad, and suddenly jumped on Mr. 's body, and the dog's head poked into his nose and licked it.

The frightened gentleman hurriedly ducked back, wiped his nose and pouted, and said, "eater, lick the old man again, be careful to break your dog's legs." ”

Lao Hei was immediately furious, pouting his dog mouth and shouting in protest, he dared to scold me for eating, who didn't know that I Lao Hei had quit a long time ago. No, I'm going to protest, old black. Continue to be vigorous to Mr. Wow Wow!

Liu Xue'er got up and patted the old black dog's head: "Senior brother, don't be angry, you sit first, Xue'er and I will stand next to you." As he spoke, he gave up the chair to Lao Hei, and said to Mr. "Sir, my senior brother is very wise, even if you beat him or scold him, he won't get angry, but he hates people saying that he eats." ”

Lao Hei sat on the chair with his legs stretched out, his waist was straight, he was pouting the dog's buttocks with his head up, his two long ears were erect, his front paws were scratching on the table, and he couldn't stop nagging and nodding yes.

"Hmph, Senior Brother Dog, Senior Sister Dog, then I'm not Mr. Dog, no, I can't take this lesson. He turned around and left.

Xiaolian hurriedly stopped, and said with a smile on her face: "Sir, don't be angry first, you don't know, this black dog beats Xiao and Xue'er together, and they are really like brothers and sisters." And after all, it's a child, don't worry about it, you will never regret the double pay you say. ”

Mr. thought to himself: Teaching one is teaching, two or three are also teaching, whether it is a human or a dog and double the salary, why not do it. Thinking of this, he didn't get angry, and said: "Forget it, forget it, sir, I'm not a pedantic person, go ahead, and get a set of tables and chairs." ”

Xiaolian glared at Xue'er fiercely, and turned around to go.

Although this gentleman has poor eyesight, he still does his best to treat his students. Today's first lesson is about family names.

The old black paw sitting on the chair picked up the book, learning to look like a gentleman, and also shook his head and screamed. Liu Xue'er was looking left and right, pulling her senior brother's dog hair for a while, and flipping through the book for a while.