Volume 2 Chapter 30 VIP Lao Hei

Xiaolian packed up the pig's head and walked in, and said to Dingxuzi with a smile: "You wait first, the pig's head is already cooking, and it will be out of the pot in half an hour." Seeing the old man nodding, he found that his daughter was holding the black dog's tail and coquettish. said: "Niuniu, what's wrong? You can't be unreasonable to the guests!"

"Mom! Brother Dog is cheating, no, I want benefits. ”

Ding Xuzi turned his head to Lao Hei and said, "Tut-tut, Lao Hei, you are also a senior brother's dog, how can you pick the door like this?

Lao Hei looked at the master aggrievedly, ahhhh

"Don't be so stingy when you're a senior brother, so be it! You dog clan, dog teeth are a treasure, why don't you give your junior sister a dog tooth!"

Lao Hei heard a toothache and screamed in wailing.

"Oh, by the way, the dogtooth that has to survive the catastrophe is a treasure. Forget it, master, I don't have any ideas for you, you can find a way to get through it yourself!" he grabbed the wine glass on the table and took a sip, closed his eyes and didn't speak again.

Lao Hei turned his head aggrievedly and looked at the junior sister who pouted. Timidly came over and kissed the little face.

Xiaolian hurriedly came up to play a round game: "Niuniu, your senior brother really loves you! I remember that I ran around with you just now, can it not be called a benefit? If I make your senior brother angry this time, I think I will never play with you on my back in the future!"

Lao Hei looked at Liu Xue'er and nodded again and again.

"Yes, Senior Brother won't take me to play, how sad Niuniu should be!" said and kissed the old black dog's head.

Immediately, the hall was filled with happy laughter.

Ding Xuzi stepped forward, touched the dog's head with one hand, patted Liu Xue'er on the shoulder with the other and said, "Look at the dog that makes your senior brother embarrassed, forget it, even if your senior brother owes you a benefit!"

Dingxuzi looked at the young couple and said, "That's it! I'll leave this old black in your mansion." This Xue'er doesn't need to explain anything, as long as she studies and lives like an ordinary person, there is Lao Hei who will inevitably take root in ten years. ”

Gently smoothed Lao Hei's dog ear, and said, "Lao Hei, Master, I will come once every three years, give you three pills each time, and remember to take one pill every year, which is guaranteed to last you for nine years." When you reach the age of fifteen, Master and I will personally come to help you survive this tribulation. Hey, if you dog clan are the most miserable, say that you are fifteen years old, but how many of them can survive the age of twelve!" he said, grabbing one and stuffing it into the dog's mouth, and the other two into the tip of the black dog's ear.

Lao Hei gratefully leaned down and kowtowed to the master a few times, and the dog said for a long time.

"Stay well! Master, I am wild, and I don't want to be bound by the world. ”

Liu Dingkui was shocked: "Old immortal, are you leaving?"

Xiaolian said: "My husband and wife, I haven't had time to repay your old kindness, why do I have to leave before I have a good honor for you!"

"I can't stay old man, don't worry, I'll see you in three years. As he spoke, he reached out and gently pinched Liu Xue'er's little face, and kissed her on the forehead. Suddenly, the soles of his feet shone brightly, and he lifted the old man up to the sky, and he was nowhere to be seen when he waved goodbye.

Liu Dingkui muttered to himself: "Immortals are immortals, come and go without a trace!"

Xiaolian took out the largest high chair and put it next to the table, and said to Liu Xue'er, "Why don't you invite your senior brother to dinner." ”

The little girl patted the dog's head and said, "Brother Dog, are you hungry! Mom told you to eat! Go quickly! You're welcome." ”

This old black was really unkind, swished onto the high chair, and sat on it like a human.

The eyes of the three people watching widened and they were secretly surprised.

Liu Dingkui picked up a wine glass and filled it and handed it to Lao Hei, "Since you are my daughter's senior brother, that is, my Liu Dingkui's son." Suddenly I felt that I was talking strangely, shook my head vigorously, continued to smile and picked up another cup and said: "By the way, your name is Lao Hei, right, in the future, Dingkui will be called Lao Hei! Saying a glass of wine, he raised the empty glass to signal Lao Hei.

The black dog with no eyebrows pouted his head, followed Liu Dingkui's example, picked up the wine glass with his paws, opened his big mouth and poured it in. Suddenly, there was a burst of spicy nostrils, which made Lao Hei cough, and when the three of them saw such a spectacle, Gu covered his mouth and secretly chuckled.

Liu Dingkui hurriedly brought a steamed bun, handed it to Lao Hei, and opened his mouth to signal that it would not be spicy if he ate it.

Lao Hei was so polite, he bit the steamed bun with a mouthful, and chewed it.

Xiaolian suddenly thought of something and said, "Oh! I forgot the pig's head, Lao Hei, you eat it first, and then I will get the pig's head for you to gnaw." ”

Lao Hei tasted it and felt that the spicy feeling was quite good, the dog's head arched at Liu Dingkui, stretched out his paws and skimmed the wine glass.

"Yo he! Lao Hei has a good amount of alcohol, and Dingkui and you are not drunk today. As he spoke, he poured it full again.

After a few cups, Lao Hei only felt that the dog was dizzy and couldn't stop swaying back and forth.

"The braised pig's head is here, let's enjoy it slowly!" Xiaolian said and put the pig's head that had just come out of the pot and was cooked in a basin and held it on the table.

Lao Heihe, who had been leftovers all day long, had seen such a posture, stretched out his rickety dog's head, and sniffed vigorously by the basin.

"Not bad, right? The old immortals all praise Xiaolian's braised pig's head for being delicious!

Lao Hei shook the dog's head and looked at the steaming braised pig's head, not knowing where to get the guy, stretched out his tongue and licked it, and the tip of his hot tongue suddenly hurt.

was thinking about how to put his mouth, and suddenly there was a whoosh outside the door, and a thin figure jumped in, picked up the pig's head and took a bite towards the pig's nose, and said: "Yes, that's the taste, old man, I forgot that it was so delicious." As he spoke, he grabbed the spout of the wine jug and twisted it to his mouth, hugged the pig's head and turned around and ran out of the door.

Liu Dingkui shouted: "The old fairy walks slowly. ”

Dingxuzi suddenly stopped, thought about it and turned around again, glaring at Lao Hei who was sitting in the chair. The frightened old black man rolled down to the ground, not daring to look directly at the master's sharp eyes.

"Yo he, have you drunk it?" the frightened old black couldn't help but nod.

"Drink it, drink it! Master, I still blame you? But I really forgot something. Looking at Liu Dingkui and said: "Remember not to feed animals at home, otherwise, as long as you stay with Lao Hei for half a month, you will definitely be weird." ”

He said sternly to Lao Hei: "Lao Hei, you also have to be self-disciplined, don't think about the little all day long, otherwise, not only will you cause endless trouble for yourself, but also be careful of the big tail of the thirteen girls to whip you! ”

After that, he smiled and stretched out his greasy dry hand, gently pinched Liu Xueer's little face, grabbed the wine jug with one hand, and dragged the braised pig's head with the other hand and disappeared.