Chapter 024 I'll give you a flower hat

When Hou Jingjing just walked through, what she was most worried about was being crushed under Wuzhi Mountain and wearing a golden hoop.

was pressed under the mountain for 500 years, eating, drinking, and Lazar were all completed in one pose...... Doesn't Monkey King get bedsores?

Fortunately, he was locked in the lotus cave, although the place was small, he could stretch his waist and kick his legs, as for eating, drinking, and Lasa...... Hou Jingjing, who has personally experienced this, understands firsthand that these branches and stubbles can't be solved by one spell, then two.

But the curse of this extinction thing......

Fortunately, she had rehearsed it many times in her heart.

"Gold-inlaid flower hat?"

She deliberately made a happy appearance and ran over to rummage through her luggage, and as soon as she found her coat and hat, she took advantage of the darkness to put it into the Qiankun bag, and then conjured up a new set, and pretended to raise the coat and hat to admire: "This is the style of Bajie?"

When Bajie heard this, he hurriedly ran over to see the excitement, and immediately rejected the flower hat: "Brother, this hat is for you at first glance, and the small one is very small!

Then he picked up the clothes and expressed his dissatisfaction again, "Master, you are specially prepared for Brother Monkey, right? This size is too unfriendly to me!"

Tang Seng was afraid that he would really put on the eight rings, so he hurriedly said: "Your senior brother started early, and it is hard to protect me for so long - if there is a suitable one for you in the future, the teacher will definitely keep it for you!"

"All right, Master!"

Bajie is a delicate pig man, and the style of this clothes and hat actually doesn't meet his aesthetics, so he doesn't mind, just pries Hou Jingjing to put it on and try it on.

Hou Jingjing saw that Tang Seng was a little anxious, and deliberately shouted to Ao Yan to try it too: "You look good when you wear this clothes rack!"

Tang Seng hurriedly jumped over, grabbed the straight jacket and handed it to Ao Yan, and pushed the hat to Hou Jingjing: "A little thing, push it around, can you still let me chant well?"

Hou Jingjing took the opportunity to grab the hand that he handed over the hat, and asked with a smile: "Master has made up his mind to give me this hat? ”

She knew that Tang Seng had always been a little afraid of herself, but she felt that it was not a big deal, after all, she took care of him wholeheartedly, and the demons and monsters were beaten, even if the horse spoon occasionally touched the edge of the pot and mixed her mouth, even if she ran back to Huaguo Mountain, it meant that she would come back.

Are you really willing to put a golden hoop on her?

The meaning of wearing it is different, just like a father and son, if you don't wear it, it is Huairou, and if you wear it, you will wear a stick.

Tang Seng's face turned pale, and he didn't look at Hou Jingjing when he avoided his gaze: "Since I gave it to you, how can I take it back?" ”

"Hehe, okay. ”

Hou Jingjing sneered, raised her hands above her head, and put on the flower hat.

Tang Seng, who had always been cowardly, hurriedly hid to the side and began to chant mantras.

Hou Jingjing made an innocent face and followed the past step by step.

Because of his thin stature, Hou Jingjing had to raise her head to look at him, like an innocent child and asked the adult ignorantly: "Uncle, what are you reading?!"

Tang Seng opened his eyes and saw that he staggered back a few steps, accidentally stepped on a stone, his body was crooked and almost fell, so shocked that Bajie hurriedly reached out to help: "Be careful, Master!"

"You, you, you, ......" Tang Seng pointed to the top of Hou Jingjing's head, and he couldn't speak clearly.

Hou Jingjing pretended to be surprised and tore off the flower hat, leaving a fake golden hoop on his head, urging the aura to make it flash a circle of fluorescence.

At this moment, Bajie and Ao Yan were also shocked, and the two asked her almost in unison: "What is on your head?"

Hou Jingjing deliberately touched the top of her head, and said with surprise on her face: "Could it be that the flower hat was left, buy one get one free?"

Tang Seng didn't give up, trembling his lips and began to read again, and now he even heard the eight precepts that were holding him: "Master, what are you reading?"

Hou Jingjing stretched out her fingers and gouged out her ears, making a look of listening carefully: "Tight spell?"

"Tightening Spell?!"

Bajie let go in shock, and Tang Seng, who was weak in his legs and feet, took a few steps back.

Ao Yan also understood, sighed and turned into a white horse lying in the corner of the tent, posing as if he was out of the way, while Bajie pouted and complained to Tang Seng:

"Master, this is your fault. If you want to punish Brother Monkey, just say it, what are you doing with all this bells and whistles? He is a stone monkey, and he is not afraid of this tight spell, if I accidentally wear it with the little white dragon, and detain our heads, won't we be wronged?"

Tang Seng was so anxious that he was about to cry: "This is given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, how can it be ......?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Hou Jingjing take a few steps towards him, stomped his feet and howled loudly: "You are all capable, you can fly sand and rocks, and clouds come and go! Catching demons and killing people is as common as eating melons and cutting vegetables, and what I say, whether I listen or not, it is all up to my heart! If I say a wrong word, I can leave me and run back to my hometown, and I have to beg to come back! It was Guanyin Bodhisattva who looked at me pitifully and gave me this magic weapon, but who knew that it would not work!"

He cried so hard that his legs and feet were weak, and he simply sat on the ground, snot and tears flowing: "I say that I am a master, where can I be considered a master? How can there be such a master in the world?" Then he pointed at Hou Jingjing and cried, "Yes, I am not worthy of being your master! Your master is the Bodhi Patriarch, and I am Uncle Laoshizi!"

He didn't know how long he endured it, this seizure was out of control, he cried so darkly that he didn't even know what to say, so he had to come over and secretly pull Hou Jingjing's sleeve, suggesting that she would be soft.

Hou Jingjing understood that if she didn't protect Tang Seng from learning the scriptures, she would have to go back to the Lotus Cave, and she would have no chance to complete the task;

Therefore, she stepped forward and gave Tang Seng a serious salute: "Master, if you don't read it again, maybe you just put it on, and it doesn't work." ”

Her name has changed, how can Tang Seng really recite it immediately? Aggrieved, she found a corner to sit down and chant the scriptures, and from time to time she snorted twice, as if she was about to cry again in the blink of an eye.

Hou Jingjing looked at the straight shirt that Ao Yan threw on the luggage pile and handed it to Bajie: "Do you wear it?"

Bajie was afraid that there would be a cat there, so he hurriedly took the clothes and folded them and packed them in the suitcase, and pulled Hou Jingjing aside after a little tidying up: "Brother, don't worry about anything else, let's practice the beauty cultivation technique, right?"

From then on, the two brothers practiced earnestly every night after their stay, and they cheered each other on. Hou Jingjing asked Ao Yan and Tang Seng if they wanted to repair, but the two were so arrogant that they didn't even listen.

Not to mention, the effect of this high-level beauty repair technique is really remarkable, and within half a month, Hou Jingjing's monkey hair faded cleanly, and her appearance became more and more handsome, but no matter how you look at it, she can't become the daughter of Fairy Chang'e.

"I'm obviously sexless, and I should be born from my heart, why do I have to become a man when I grow such a thing?" Hou Jingjing thought secretly, wondering if to communicate with Bajie.