Volume 1 The Black Dog's Adventure Apprenticeship Chapter 1 Old Black is a Dog
In the late autumn evening, the rain of the day stopped, and the cold wind blew, and the black hairs of the 'old black' blowing were shivering. This 'old black' is a skinny black-haired skinny dog lying in a stable in a remote alley with his dog ears hanging down. There was still a little hay under the manger, and this was a temporary kennel for Lao Hei.
was about to fall asleep, when suddenly the dog's buttocks hurt, and Lao Hei was kicked out with a whoosh. Turning his head, he saw that he was kicked by a man with a sour face, who bent down and picked up the hay and put it into the manger, and muttered: "Hey! This broken horse is really full of food, and it is a pity that it eats grass and scatters it all over the ground!"
The old black, who had lost the kennel, barked at the man twice in frustration. Seeing the man bending down to pick up stones, the frightened thin dog quickly slipped away with his tail between his legs.
Suddenly, a foul smell reached his nostrils, and the skinny dog, who was hungry, smelled better than bones. Looking for the smell, a white fat man in the secluded part of the alley was facing away from Lao Hei, squatting in the corner with his bare ass doing convenient things, and holding a small book in his hand and humming a little song.
Lao Hei Daxi secretly stepped forward, sniffed vigorously and swallowed, seeing that the white fat butt had not yet been shipped, the anxious old Hei stretched out his tongue and licked it towards the buttocks.
The white fat man suddenly felt a sticky itch on his buttocks, and a spirit jumped up. Turning his head to look, he saw Lao Hei sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail stupidly, as if he hadn't eaten enough.
The white fat man squinted and saw that he was overjoyed, threw away the small book and didn't mention his pants, took a few steps back, came to the old black with his tail wagging his tail, stretched out his big hand to grab the dog's neck and dragged it to him, and then squatted down and pouted his ass to continue his unfinished business.
The old black screamed, but the fat man didn't care, squatted on the ground and pulled up the dog's hair, and muttered: "This dog's head is right, it's all black hair." After that, he turned around the dog and touched the dog's belly: "Yes, it's also black hair." "In this way, the white fat man looked for the old black from beginning to end, from top to bottom, not to mention, this 'old black' dog is really not barked in vain as its name suggests, and it is supported like a black hair needle with a brush.
"Haha! It's really hard to find a place to step on iron shoes, and it doesn't take much effort to get there! Now it's good, the boss will definitely be impressed with me. Black dog, you have to pay it back if you eat other people's things!"
With that, he took out his sackcloth belt and tied it around the thin dog's neck, dragged Lao Hei with one hand and his pants in the other, and walked out of the alley with joy.
A magnificent three-story building at the mouth of the alley, with the banner "Drunk and Livable" hanging at the door. When he entered the door, the aroma of wine and meat suddenly wafted over, and Lao Hei, who was already hungry, was already drooling, and he was shaking his tongue vigorously with his dog's mouth open.
The white fat man dragged Lao Hei to climb up the third floor, and before the person arrived, he heard the white fat man shouting loudly: "Haha! Today is really a big luck, and I went out to soak, and I made a great contribution to the boss." ”
The screen by the window on the third floor was suddenly quiet, and a pointed black-faced head poked out, glared at the white fat man fiercely, and said softly: "What are you arguing about with your 'snow meat bun'? The boss is talking to Uncle Lu, are you afraid that others won't hear or what's wrong?" ”
This white fat man's surname is Bao, his name is in the middle, and he is nicknamed 'Snow Meat Bun'. Although this meat bun is said to be commonplace, the light body kung fu is one of the best among these people.
Meat Bao secretly looked around, and found that no one was paying attention to him, and whispered to the black-faced man: "You black-faced waiter, you know what you are yelling at me, look at what is behind me." As he spoke, he seemed to be showing off, and he dragged the breathless old black who was lifted behind him.
But don't be happy too early with your meat bun, I found so many of them, but I really didn't find them, and there was not a single miscellaneous hair. ”
Bao Zhong pursed his lips and said, "Cut! What kind of character do you think I have a big white bag, and I rarely play with your little monkey?"
Hou San suddenly became angry, but before he could attack, a dull voice came from the screen and said, "What nonsense, quickly get it and let me and Uncle Lu take a look." ”
Bao Zhong pouted at Hou San, came to the screen with his pants, and said to Hou San beside him: "Monkey, go and find a rope for Uncle Bao, so that the dog can be tethered." As he spoke, he dragged the old black over his neck, untied the belt around his neck, and placed the black dog on the table where the cups and plates were listed.
Lao Hei, who was suddenly in the middle of the food, couldn't care about running away, so he couldn't wait to bite into the dog's mouth.
"Why are you stunned, go quickly, or this dog will run away and take your monkey account." ”
The tall and sturdy man at the table waved his hand to Hou San, who made a gesture towards the bag with his fist and walked downstairs.
Look at the four people sitting around this screen, the tall and strong man in the middle is the boss in the mouth of the bag, the right hand of the 'big hand Liu Qing' is quite normal, but the left hand does not know if it is born, as big as a fan. Because this left-handed grappling technique is very good and the grip is amazing, fighting with people has always been to pinch the opponent like a chicken, so the Jianghu people give it a nickname 'God and Ghost Catch'.
There were two people sitting with drooping hands, a thin monk, holding a boiled cooked dog leg with both hands and chewing it heavily. This product is actually not a monk, but a bald man, and because of this, he is nicknamed 'Cheap Monk Fake Bald' named Jia Liang. The bald man said, "Hey, this one hasn't finished eating, and you have found another meat bun." But it's better to save it for tomorrow. ”
only heard a snap, and a slap popped out of the seat and slapped the bald man's head. said: "You're a foodie, you know how to eat without stopping all day long, and you don't know where the meat grows." I have the ability to catch one myself and show it to everyone. ”
Don't look small, but the bald man doesn't dare to resist. The cheap monk didn't care about the oil on his hands, he rubbed his bald head vigorously and smirked twice, this time his head was already bright enough, but this time it was even more shiny.
The nickname of the earth mouse is 'earth mouse', and the nickname is Shun Mouth, but no one remembers his real name, but he only knows that the means of digging and drilling pits are unparalleled, and he has also become the number two person in this small gang because of his special means. There are five of them in this gang, and they specialize in some businessless business.
The earth mouse looked at Bao Zhong and said, "Brother Bao, it's okay, if you don't find it, let's look for it again." ”
Bao Zhong smiled, grabbed a pig's trotter from the table, took a bite and said, "Brother Mouse, this time Brother Bao really didn't look away, he squatted there for a long time just now, and he almost didn't take the dog hair several times." With that, the fat hand grabbed another wine glass and took a sip.
On the other side of Liu Qing, a middle-aged Taoist in Tsing Yi with a goatee sits. This person is actually not one of them, and everyone doesn't know his name, only knows that his surname is Lu, and he is not a real Taoist, but he is actually walking the streets and alleys, divining fortune and fortune divination for a living.
Lu Banxian grabbed Lao Hei's tail and dragged it to his side, and with his other hand skillfully grabbed the dog's mouth, and touched it carefully without saying a word, and he hadn't seen enough for a long time.
Big hand Liu Qing said: "What's the matter? Uncle Lu can do it this time, right?"
"Yes, there is not half a stray hair. Then he looked at the bag and said, "Don't lie to me about this meat bun!" If this dog has miscellaneous hair, but you pluck it out, and put it here to fool me, it will really hurt you. Thinking that it is extremely dangerous there, this black dog is a life-saving guy, and he doesn't dare to make do with it. ”
"We don't have much ability, but we are definitely not fooling the master, I don't believe you ask our boss. ”
Seeing that the big hand Liu Qing nodded, Lu Banxian suddenly laughed: "Haha! It's really rare! It's really rare, I think we will definitely develop this time." Then he grabbed his glass and said to everyone, "Come, touch one for our big business." ”