I also listened to the bell of the bell tower and struck the three ties.

I saw three high-spirited people walking in from outside the door, these three people were two men and one woman, and they were each followed by three young disciples. Talking to each other, they walked to the front row.

These three people are the three heads of the "Zhuang Junya" who are the oldest in the Ziyang Sect and are commonly known as the three sages of Ziyang.

Zhuang, that is, a sturdy middle-aged man, this person is tall, red-haired and black-faced, and is nicknamed Cao Zhuangping, a red-haired Taoist. This person has an impatient temperament, but he is upright, and he is the head of the "Trial Gate" in the Ziyang Sect.

Look at the side again, a long-haired old man in a green shirt. Although this person is old and old, he is also straight, and he is born with fairy wind bones. That is, the one who is at the head of the word 'Jun', the immortal name "Leisurely Real Man Hong Junkuan". It is the head of "Wulian Gate".

Look at the middle-aged woman again, this woman is full of green shirts, although she is half old, her cheeks are round, and her eyes are bright. Walking in a chic stride, as if your feet do not touch the ground. This is the head of "Yuanlianmen" with the word "Ya" at the head, "Palm Luck Fairy Gu Wei Wenya".

The apse of the Yandao Palace.

His face is wrinkled, his sideburns are white, his body is rickety, and he can't be older anymore. Supported by two young girls, he entered it. This old man is the Ziyang Immortal Sect, the famous Ziyang Ancestor.

"Hey, senior brother, what do you want me to say about you, it's rare for you to go back to the sect and say that you will open the altar to teach today, why are you still lying on the couch. ”

Looking at the couch again, the old man curled up on it, hugged his feet and fell asleep, Ziyang Ancestor screamed twice, but this thing just hummed twice and continued to snore and sleep.

But I heard another bell ringing. Ziyang Ancestor shook his head, straightened his waist and took a deep breath, and suddenly the whole person seemed to have a different appearance. At least thirty years younger, he stretched out his hands and left the maids on both sides, and strode forward. Sitting on the edge of the bed, he pinched his nose and patted it gently.

"Senior brother wake up, senior brother wake up. "I screamed for a long time but there was still no response. He simply reached out and grabbed the old man on his back, and took a big stride and walked out.

Everyone in the hall looked at the stage with longing eyes, but they heard another bell ringing, and the Ziyang Ancestor jumped to the stage with Dingxu on his back.

The disciples in the audience booed.

"Wow! the ancestor is not a bad immortal master?"

"Yes, could it be that our ancestor is sick this time?"

"Nonsense, didn't you hear the old man's snoring?"

"Tut-tut! What a big shelf! Could it be that you're too full to eat and faint? Look at that round belly. ”

Ziyang Sanxian flew up to the stage and said to Ziyang Ancestor: "Master...."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Ziyang Ancestor reaching out his hand, patting the old man on his back and saying, "Senior brother wake up, senior brother wake up." ”

The three sages also shouted, "The second ancestor wakes up, the second ancestor wakes up." ”

Seeing that the old man was still silent, everyone in the audience shouted in unison: "Immortal master wake up, immortal master wake up." Suddenly, the entire sect was filled with shouts, echoing and buzzing on the mountain wall.

In the noisy valley, a voice that was small but also heard by everyone came: "What is the Tao?"

As soon as the words fell, the Dingxu on the back of the Ziyang Ancestor stretched his waist, jumped suddenly, and flew down on the stage, one of the two circle chairs. He took out a peach with a big head from his arms and took a bite, looking at everyone in the audience with inquiring eyes.

Zhan Ning'er was the first to stand up and said, "The Tao is the method of self-cultivation. ”

The old man shook his head.

Another disciple stood up and said, "The Tao is a shortcut to the path of immortals. ”

The old man took another bite of the peach and looked at the audience with a strange smile on his face.

Cao Zhuangping shouted loudly: "Tao is the origin of all things. ”

The old man pouted: "No, no, no!"

Wei Wenya followed and said: "The Tao is the opportunity of heaven and earth. ”

The old man raised his eyebrows at the Palm Luck Fairy Gu. Laughing and shaking his head again.

Youran Zhenren also said: "The Tao is the supreme second method in the world. ”

The old man kept shaking his head and said, "Hey, what you said is not right, if you want me to say it, it's bullshit." ”

Immediately, everyone in the audience was shocked, and looked at the old man on the stage in a daze.

Cao Zhuangping was suddenly furious, and he clenched his fists regardless of his identity and came over, "Hmph! Immortal Master, is this a joke that people in my generation don't understand the Tao?" After speaking, seeing Ziyang Ancestor glaring at him, he bowed down and jumped off the stage. The remaining two sages bowed deeply to the Ziyang Ancestor and sat back in their seats under the stage.

Dingxu smiled and said, "Yo he! What do you mean by this, old man, that I don't understand the Tao anymore? Let me ask you, how many of you cultivate the Tao every day, and how many of you can enjoy the right results?"

The Palm Luck Fairy Gu was also displeased for a while, and then said: "That's because my generation is not working hard enough, the sky has eyes, and my generation will definitely be able to achieve heaven and earth creation if I am pious." ”

The old man pouted, "Yes, the sky has eyes, but in my opinion it's an asshole, a bullshit eye that can fart." ”

There was a burst of silence in the audience.

Bamboo shoots were the first to jump out and echo: "Yes, what the immortal master said is right, that old asshole watched my generation work hard all day long, but he was indifferent. ”

"Well, you're a good kid, I'll give you a good deal later, old man!" said Dingxu and threw the peach in his hand to Bamboo Shoot.

Zhu Touqing was suddenly overjoyed, and he looked at Li Qing'er with a sharp mouth.

Li Qing'er hugged the bamboo shoots and kissed them a few times. He secretly glanced at Lu Zixiang in the front seat, and his heart was full of pride.

Youran Zhenren was suddenly annoyed, and couldn't help but stand up and said, "Immortal Master He De, dare to make a fallacious argument about the heavens?"

"I'm fallacious, you kid is still short-sighted, today I will enlighten the old man. As he spoke, he stroked his beard and continued: "Tao is an ethereal and ethereal thing, born of heaven and earth, shadowless and formless, but it does exist. Tell me, what's the difference between this and bullshit? Isn't that a good enough analogy?"

Leisurely Zhenren answered: "The immortal master also said that it is ethereal and nothing, how can it be compared to that filthy thing?"

Dingxu: "Thunder is like a fart, the Tao is born by nature, and the fart is released by people." Aren't you just smelling that bit of fart?"

The red-haired Taoist: "No, my generation seeks to enjoy the Tao, but the fart can't avoid it, how can it be mixed?"

Dingxu: "Old man, let me ask you, what are you seeking the Great Dao for?"

Palm Luck Fairy: "In order to enjoy eternal youth, in order to step into the air." ”

Dingxu: "Fart, the reincarnation of the world is also its way, you go back to the wrong way, don't you smell a fart." You farts all day long deserve to go away?"

The red-haired Taoist: "In order to strengthen the body, eliminate violence and peace." ”

Dingxu: "Hmph! What's more bullshit, what are you doing with your so-called physical fitness, eliminating violence, and peace? Isn't it just to fight each other and be strong and competitive? In my opinion, it's better to smell fart. And the one who dares to calm down and relax, isn't it as good as the bitterness of cultivating?"

Youran Zhenren: "Then why do you keep saying that it is the Tao?"

Dingxu: "Didn't I say it, old man? ”

Leisurely real person: "Could it be that my generation cultivates all day just to smell farts?"

The old man nodded, and said, "Yes! ”

The red-haired Taoist: "Then what kind of way can be cultivated, it's better for us to break up and go home to plant sweet potatoes." ”

The old man didn't say that smelling a fart is not good, it's just a metaphor, smelling a fart is also a skill, you must smell it skillfully, smell it skillfully, smell it tirelessly, smell it tirelessly, and smell it without distractions. ”

The audience vomited for a while, but they couldn't help but applaud again and again, shouting loudly.

The old man said, "Everything in the world is the Tao and ......."

Zhu Touqing suddenly jumped up and reminded: "The immortal master said something wrong, it's all fart!"

There was a burst of laughter.

The old man nodded again and again: "The son can be taught, saying that the sky is an old asshole, then he should still be promoted, this old asshole is unfair." However, if you want to say that for you, you really have to be grateful to the heavens, there are countless living beings in the world, how many of them can carry spiritual seeds like you? and how many little beasts can survive the catastrophe with love? Old man, I have two apprentices, one is born to gather spirits, and the other is even more prosperous. However, even if there is such a great creation, it will be in vain if there is no effort on his own. ”

When Zhan Ning'er heard that the immortal master was not without disciples, and he also had the hope of apprenticeship, he suddenly came to his senses, and asked loudly: "Tell me about the immortal master, how can you smell it skillfully?"

"Okay! Good question, how do you smell it? Actually, I have already told the old man. Please tell the ancestor in detail!" said he flew out with a thud and disappeared.

The bamboo shoots were in a hurry and shouted, "Immortal Master, what about my benefits?"

A voice came from afar: "Wait, old man, I'll get it back for you." ”