Ziyang Ancestor looked at the old man's back and shook his head helplessly. Suddenly he took a strong breath again, stood up and said, "Although my brother is profound, he is impatient and witty, and it is not easy to make such a statement. Now it's still the ancestor, let me speak on his behalf!"

Although everyone was reluctant, they also applauded again and again.

"Do you know why my Purple Yang Immortal Sect split the three sects?"

I saw that everyone in the audience was speechless, only the three heads nodded secretly, thinking: "Don't say it, although this old man is unbearable, he really has some doorways, and the audience is interested in Ling Ran in a few words." ’

Ziyang Ancestor said again: "Those who are looking for my avenue ....."

Bamboo shoots suddenly came to the spirit and corrected: "Ancestor is not right, it is the one who smells my big fart." ”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience. Angry, the ancestor lowered his head for a while, thought about it, pulled off his shoes, and threw them towards the bamboo shoots.

Ziyang Ancestor froze down, sat back on the circle chair and continued: "Those who smell my Great Dao will not be able to do it. There is the so-called diligence that can make up for the shortcomings, but if you want something, you have to try it to know whether it will succeed or not. After trying too much, I can always find some way, which is why I try the existence of the door. ”

There was a long sound from everyone in the audience.

Ziyang Ancestor raised his hand to stop the noise and said: "Coming down is to understand the word, this is the basic method of my predecessors to find the way, and it is also the most difficult method to get a glimpse of the way." Experience the changes of all things, feel the good and evil in the world, feel the warmth and coldness of winter and summer, and feel the helplessness of life and death....... You can learn from it. ”

In the audience, even the bamboo shoots who couldn't stop interjecting nodded again and again.

Zhan Ning'er raised her hand and asked, "Master, what do you have to say about this last edge training door?"

Ziyang Ancestor nodded and said, "Good question! The so-called fate is luck." The impermanence of fate and fortune is beyond the reach of trial and understanding. Those who are lucky can be fed without work. Those who are lucky can be worry-free even if they are not wise. ”

"But how can you get lucky?"

In the distance, there was the sound of a donkey barking, and everyone turned their heads to look.

I saw the old man riding on the back of a donkey, holding a cooked braised pig's head in his hand, and he couldn't stop applauding while biting. Tie the donkey to the stage and fly to the stage. He put the pig's head against the Ziyang Ancestor and said, "Hey, brother, don't you taste it?" Old man, I finally learned this craft from others, no, it took three hours to marinate, but it was delicious. ”

Ziyang Old Ancestor sighed and shook his hand and said, "Hey! Originally, brother, you came to teach, but since you came, you should talk about it later!"

"What's the aftermath, where's the sermon?"

"Please, the way to get fate!"

"Well, luck is not to be desired. However, it is not without a method. For example, gambling, although gambling for a long time is bound to lose, but there are also people who win a thousand evens? The key is how to grasp the scale. Or, if you are caught, don't say lucky, why don't you keep breaking your arms and legs?

Zhu Touqing hurriedly said with a smile: "Disciple Lu Wanhong." ”

Everyone in the audience sneered for a while, and said in unison: "Immortal Master, his name is Bamboo Shoot Tou Qing, there is a way to be Bamboo Shoot Tou Qing, Bamboo Shoot Tou Qing, and Wang Ba Green Hat is not as green as him." ”

The old man laughed for a while, took a bite of the pig's ear, and said with a greasy mouth: "Just like this king eight cuckold... Oh! It's a bamboo shoot, and if you talk about this kid, just because he flattered me, he made the old man happy and gave him a good gift. Isn't that a recipe for luck?"

Suddenly, there was a discussion in the audience: "Did you hear it, you have to get good luck, and you have to flatter the immortal master." ”

"You're stupid! ”

"However, isn't it luck to be able to get the great benefit of the immortal master?"

"It's hard to say, this old man can't afford to benefit your kid. ”

Li Qing'er suddenly came to her senses and dragged the corner of the bamboo shoots in Tsing Yi.

Bamboo Tou Qing understood, stood up again and said to Dingxu: "The immortal master also said that he wanted to give benefits to the disciple, but the disciple wanted to give her someone else. ”

Dingxu nodded and said, "It's not a benefit to give her another person!

Zhu Touqing nodded with a smile on his face.

"What a generous bamboo shoot, old man, I'm a little optimistic about you. Then he asked Li Qing'er: "Fat girl, you say, what benefits do you want?"

"Let's change places, disciple, I'll tell you secretly, okay?"

"No, if you get it here, you have to ask for it here. ”

Li Qing'er lowered her head and thought for a long time, and then she stretched out her finger and touched Li Qing'er, "You say! It's too late if you don't talk about such a good opportunity." ”

Li Qing'er finally raised her head, looked for the eyes that looked at her one by one, looked for it, took a deep breath and asked Dingxu, "Can you really promise to give me benefits?"

The old man nodded.

"Can you give any benefit?"

"As long as I can do it, old man, there is nothing I can't give. I see that you are also religious, old man, can I give you a creation?"

Li Qing'er shook her head, bit her lower lip and looked at Zhu Tou Qing, but Zhu Tou Qing patted her shoulder, her face full of determination.

"Hey, don't you say it, so many people are waiting, if you don't say it, it's okay. ”

"Immortal Master, disciple, I want to ask for the love of my lover, can you also cast a spell to give it?"

"What nonsense, I promised you, old man, and I won't regret it. ”

Bamboo shoots' faces were full of excitement, and he thought: 'Hey, my sister is really good, this is still necessary, brother, I love you with all my heart!'

"Then I can say it! The immortal master is not allowed to speak. ”

Dingxu didn't speak, just glared at Li Qing'er.

A stumbling voice came: "Disciple, I~ I am bent on seeking ~ lover's love ~~~~"

Zhu Touqing couldn't wait to ask: "Who do you want to love, you say!"

"Lu ~~Zi~~" The sudden words made Lu Zixiang, who was standing in front, look at Li Qing'er with wide eyes full of surprise, and Li Qing'er, who was facing each other, no longer had the courage to speak. But it was already clear to the people.

Dingxu was immediately overjoyed: "Haha! It's easy to say, old man, I thought there was something difficult to do! Don't you want a donkey? I'll give you an old man here." ”

Suddenly, the audience was stunned, but after the stunned, what was exchanged for laughter was like a tide.

Li Qing'er suddenly stretched out her hand to cover her swollen round face, turned around and flew backwards and ran out.

The bamboo shoots were stunned on the spot, their hearts were full of grievances, and they sat on the futon, and their heads couldn't be lowered.

Ziyang Old Ancestor took two steps forward and tugged at the corner of his clothes, leaned into his ear and whispered: "Senior brother, brother, didn't I mean you, are you so joking? Let's go, don't talk about it. ”

Dingxu smiled and patted Ziyang Ancestor's hand. Fei came to the bamboo shoot and said, "Old man, I said that if you give away the benefits of others, it may be a greater benefit to yourself!"

"What else can this call a benefit?"

"Silly boy, that fat girl will inevitably find a short circuit after this blow, and you won't chase it. I caught up, and I was afraid that she wouldn't give up with you. ”

Zhu Touqing suddenly felt anxious, screaming that it was not good to jump out of the hall and chase out.

The old man jumped up to the front desk and continued, "See? ”

"Old man, you talk nonsense, shame people to a desperate situation, what kind of luck are you. ”

Don't look down on other people's fat girls, that's a beautiful billet, after this blow, don't you don't know the taste of it? When the time comes, you stupid boys, drooling and envying other people's bamboo shoots! Think about it again, this bamboo shoots chase after the fat girl, and make a perfect couple. When the time comes, the fat girl will understand the truth, and the two will definitely be in love, so that they will both benefit? Isn't this the way to get lucky?"

Suddenly, there was silence in the audience, and all eyes looked at the old man Dingxu with admiration.

Ziyang Ancestor suddenly couldn't help coughing excitedly, but he couldn't help but applaud again and again. Immediately, the audience applauded for a long time.

"Immortal Master, also give the disciple a benefit, right?"

"Yes!

"I want it too, give me one too, and I want it too. ”

The old man was suddenly furious, stretched out his hand and pointed at the audience and scolded: "I'm sorry! You are also worthy! Old man, my benefits are not begged, if you can please the old man another day, we will send each other." ”

Everyone is the same, thinking about how to please the old man Dingxu.

Dingxu said again: "Don't think that you will be happy when you get lucky, old man, my big apprentice, because of the strong opportunity, so I have to hone more to strengthen his confidence." Finish, go home and think about it, old man, my pig's head is cold. ”

After that, everyone in the Ziyang Immortal Sect said that they wanted to cultivate the Dao, and they changed it to Wen Dao, or simply called Wen Fart.

Even when they greet each other, they say, "Hey, brother, did you smell it today?"

"Well, I smell a lot, how are you?