Chapter 190: Heart-wrenching screams
Nanhua clenched his fists and gritted his teeth in a voice that seemed to suppress the fire in his heart.
"Grand Duke, do you know? Unlike the Heavenly Emperor's mature multi-heaven and earth shuttle technique, Heavenly Court relies on the strength of the 'main god' to hold cross-heaven and earth-level crossings, which means that we will not hold large-scale teleportation, and if we want to use a small batch of elite soldiers to secrete and destroy the tactics of about decapitation, the Jade Emperor tried to select a group of strong warriors by using the method of raising Gu in order to select a squad that could serve as elite soldiers and let thousands of worlds kill each other. ”
"The Jade Emperor has neglected, he didn't get the group of elite soldiers he wanted, because of a one-sided class, yes, a one-sided class, relying on a Fang Tian painting halberd to destroy thousands of worlds and kill hundreds of billions of living beings!
Only then did Medi see that the rosy on the boy's face was not shy, but really suffocated by the liver fire, and it could make the heart of an immortal burn so vigorously......
"Jade Emperor?"
"That's right! Poor Dao and other people who are in the same boat simply broke into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to ask the Jade Emperor for an explanation, do you know how he replied?"
Nanhua, who was extremely angry, smiled coldly: "He said...... In fact, there are not too many people who have died, and from that moment on, Poor Dao knew that he had no other way out than to bury the already rampant emperor and the rampant ghosts and gods. ”
The air in the fast food restaurant was the quietest all the time, except for Nanhua's heavy wheezing, echoing.
"Since Lu Bu has become an accomplice of the Jade Emperor, then I don't seem to have any other choice. ”
Medi clashed her chin and said thoughtfully, "If Lu Bu really has the strength to destroy thousands of worlds as you said, how can I contend with it?"
"The ghosts and gods who possess the infinite covenant will not be killed, they can only be sealed, Grand Duke, look at this. ”
Nanhua handed Medi a quaint card, and Medi looked at it and found that there was a hole in the card, a statue of a stick without hands, feet, or even a head standing between heaven and earth in the card.
The statue is not large, but it fills Medi's vision with a hideous presence.
"This is the body that has been sealed. ”
Nanhua sighed: "There are five of these cards, which are divided into the sealed left foot, the sealed right foot, the sealed left wrist, the sealed right wrist, and this sealed body, the ghost god Lu Bu has already collected four, and now only the sealed body in the hand of the poor Dao, once he collects it, he will complete his final reform and reach the realm of the Tao with strength." ”
"In other words, the ghosts and gods that you can't overcome can become stronger through the collection card?
Looking at the card in her hand, Medi asked suspiciously.
"Of course you know the Grand Duke, mentioning the 'people' who came here and were sealed, your ancestors. ”
Nanhua Old Immortal said with a hint of worship.
"In the past, he also made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and forced the Jade Emperor to cut off the game and did it with him, after the Jade Emperor cut off his skull, he used his breasts as his eyes, and continued to fight with the Jade Emperor with his navel, and after defeating it, the Jade Emperor was worried that the immortal rebel would continue to fight with himself, so he divided the corpse of the rebel into five pieces with the punishment of five horses, and now the Grand Duke is holding the last piece in your hand, yes, as you think, his name is the God of War...... Punishment day. ”
Since ancient times, the Oriental god system has had the most extraordinary title of 'Rebel against the Heavens'
The way of heaven and the science fiction world's heavenly net, which is the mechanical nature of managing the operation of society, is the closest, it is like a large calculation machine, arranging all races and unilateral fates in vain, and the way of heaven is not boring, there are also small potentials that can be changed, and the general trend is impossible to change.
The control ability of the Heavenly Dao is so great that since ancient times, only a small group of immortals have been able to overcome the limitations of the Heavenly Dao's management, and even they cannot interfere with the operation of the Heavenly Dao, a super giant calculation machine.
But no matter in which dynasty, there will always be a few people who are unwilling to stand up at the mercy of fate to fight against the way of heaven, and people call this kind of person who goes against the sky a person who goes against the sky.
Xingtian, the god of war who wants to change the fate of his nation's decline and death, and Sun Wukong, who wants to pry the Jade Emperor who has been arranged by heaven from his seat, are the only one or two rebels since the birth of the Eastern God System.
And the birth of the third rebel is the most tortuous, which can be summarized as the Jade Emperor exercising Chang'e, Chang'e begging Jizang, Jizo and Yang Jian, Yang Jian instructed Meng Po, Meng Po kicked Medi, and finally Medi turned around and blew up the Jade Emperor's home, and under the reincarnation of cause and effect, he became the third rebel gloriously.
Although he is not porridge at all, the title is enough.
"As the first generation of Heaven Rebels, the God of War has the most terrifying strength of the Heavenly Punishment Domain, even the Jade Emperor is quite spicy, and this strength has now recognized Lu Bu, once it is obtained and absorbed by him, it will cause unimaginable disasters. ”
Nanhua Immortal solemnly handed over the sealed body of the God of War to Medi, then stepped back to the side and looked at Medi with expectant eyes and said, "Now I will hand over this strength to the Grand Duke, and I hope that the Grand Duke will keep it properly, and don't be taken away by Lu Bu's thief." ”
Medi looked at it with a little headache, even if it was sealed, he still wanted to emit a crazy card around him, and after thinking about it, he arbitrarily turned his gaze to Nanhua Immortal and said: "Ask something, do you think that I can control all my energy, I am good at energy doubts, soul attack, soul replacement, dream manifestation, tampering with time, reversing cause and effect, what are my chances of winning against Shang Lu Bu?"
"Lu Bu walked so hard to prove the way of the Tao. ”
Nan Huaxian shook his head and said.
"Even if Poor Dao traps it with a black hole, he can use his own hands to tear the black hole apart, in front of the absolute force, even time will be distorted due to that too huge quality, and cause and effect will also break through, so Poor Dao can only plan to the Grand Duke, the third anti-heaven person, you can make the Jade Emperor so embarrassed, there must be a way to cure the ghosts and gods. ”
"You're really confident in me. ”
Medi sighed, "Okay, I'll figure out how to go." ”
After watching the Emperor of Heaven accept the card, Nan Huahao sighed: "The Grand Duke can be concerned about this matter, and I can rest assured, please rest assured that the treatment will definitely be offered after the matter is completed." ”
Medi waved her hand indifferently and said indifferently: "You regard me as a person with a desire for profit, Lu Bu is a pawn sent by the Jade Emperor to deal with me, and I can't avoid it, but I have to thank you for sending the information and cards, so I ...... I can help you get a discount on the treatment. Just collect your 900 million soul gold coins. ”
After Nanhua Old Immortal was embarrassed for a while, he trembled and took out a book with [Calm Technique] from his sleeve, and after seeing Medi's disappointed expression, he took out a lot of jade full of high-concentration energy, and after seeing that Medi didn't seem to be freehand, he gritted his teeth and took out several treasures to let the Emperor of Heaven take back his bloody mouth, and freehand put the things down.
"Then it's imperative, let's talk about the countermeasures against Lu Bu now. ”
Nanhua Old Immortal's tone and expression were the most serious, distinct, his earnestness did not turn to Medi's side, in a sleepy yawn, the Emperor of Heaven said worriedly: "Don't worry." Isn't he trapped by your black hole? Let's go have a meal first, and it's not too late to discuss it after we return, so old immortal, do you want to come along?" ”
Nanhua Old Immortal looked at Medi with admiration, who had already overcome the point of 'calm and composed', and then shook his head and turned to leave, he had many things to do in order to defeat the impossible ghost god.
It's just that Nanhua didn't know that long before Lu Bu, the immortals who had already arrived in this world also began to act.
Now Diao Chan was looking at the front with his two younger brothers, and there was no one who was kidnapped spontaneously, shouting about the black charcoal for rice, and said with a headache: "You can give it something to block its mouth, and now I want to think about how to exercise this guy to exchange something from those emperors." ”
"Why don't you try to swap the sealed body of the God of War?"
At this moment, a supple voice echoed around him, and Diao Chan, who recognized this voice, frowned: "Demon Master Chen Gong, where are you?"
"I'm helping the lord out of the predicament, and I expect it will be a long time before I get to you, so I want to ask you, can you try to exchange that cat for the card that is about in the Emperor's hand?"
Diao Chan didn't agree, but said quite unconvinced: "Why do you say that the sealed card is in the hands of the Emperor of Heaven?
"Because I caught a glimpse below, the coordinates of Nanhua's last escape show that this is here. ”
The man's humble voice replied unhurriedly.
"And the place happens to be infested by the Emperor of Heaven, if he is not in a panic, then he must be going to find the enemy of the Heavenly Court, the Emperor of Heaven is seeking help, and the one who can make him as a Nanhua Immortal to pursue help must be the Emperor of Heaven who is more powerful than him and can become a threat to the lord, and is happy to help him fight against the lord without precedence, guess who you think of?"
Diao Chan was silent for a moment, and said in a tone as if relieved: "It's him, no wonder Xiao Jia has been played with between clapping hands from the beginning to the end, and I don't know whose hands he lost, if it is the Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor, the loss is not a grievance." ”
"I'll go over immediately after helping the lord get rid of the trap, and when doing business with the other party, please be careful not to show yourself, otherwise the lord will be very angry. ”
Diao Chan, who was inexplicably in a better mood, snorted coldly.
Then she couldn't bear the excitement in her heart, and the snake spirit she called out at the first time asked her to hand a letter that said 'Your cat is here' to the Emperor's residence, and then patiently waited for the Emperor's reply.
Losing such a precious pet, even any Heavenly Emperor must be in a hurry.
Sure enough, almost shortly after the letter had been sent, she received a reply, which was very short except for a single line that read......
Give you money, and you can't afford to send it back?
Diao Chan looked at the reply in front of her with embarrassment, she looked left and right, and looked at it with a fire, but she didn't find any mystery in this letter, this is an ordinary letter.
It's just that what's going on with the contents of the letter!
"Didn't you already know that you would get such a reply?"
The black charcoal paws in the distance grabbed the hair on his belly, and comfortably shaved his belly: "Don't worry, the Grand Duke is a dead arrogant, and soon he will think that the days without me are empty, lonely and cold, hurry up and find it, let me stay in this best cooking environment for a few more days, by the way, is there any leftovers or anything, I haven't eaten big fish and meat for a few days." ”
What's going on with this guy!
Looking at the black cat where the old god was there, Diao Chan felt that his gums were itching continuously, this guy really didn't have a little spontaneity as a kidnapper.
It is about to say that this kidnapping is the freshest from the beginning to the end, whether it is for the kidnapper, the kidnapper, or the person who was singled, and it does not follow the normal process of police and gangster movies at all.
"If the Demon Master Chen Gong's guess is correct, the person on the opposite side of the Bright Lantern Avenue is the lazy Heavenly Emperor Grand Duke, this is all about a game. ”
Holding the single letter, Diao Chan thought more and more that it was right: "This must be the ability to make peace!"
"Is it also about the other party who doesn't care about the life and death of this cat at all?"
The bat spirit and the snake spirit whispered over and over again.
"How about not paying attention. ”
Diao Chan clenched his fists, looked at the black charcoal in front of him who was sleeping comfortably in a cage, and began to grind his teeth again.
"If it weren't for the ransom of this guy, I couldn't help chopping it into meat sauce several times, but it was still alive, such a dead pet, but it has lived under the cruel Emperor of Heaven for so long, I don't believe that there is no impossible emotion between the two!
Holding the gossip mirror thrown by Diao Chan, the blue-winged bat sighed, helplessly flew to the bright light avenue with the mirror in his mouth, and then threw the manual and the mirror together.
After confirming that the blue-winged bat really sent the communication building over, Diao Chan took out another gossip mirror with burning eyebrows, calculating that this time the air must be pulled back to the limits of the police movie.
"Hey, who's that?"
In the gossip territory, with the sound of rustling clothes, a man said in a tired and worried tone: "I just had a full meal, and I am planning to touch it for a while, if you can, can you wait for a while?"
After the sable cicada was silent, he burst out and roared: "Don't be kidding! Who do you think I am!"
"Well, how do I know who you are?"
"I ......"
Before he finished speaking, Diao Chan covered his mouth clearly, and even called out that it was dangerous, and he was almost caught up in the well-known words by the Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor.
"Concubine body moon heart, the eldest duke should have heard of it, right?"
After stabilizing his emotions from the new, Diao Chan once again established contact with the gossip mirror.
"Oh Xiao Yueyue, is the injury healed? I'm sorry that Uchiko's hand is too heavy, do you want the healing medicine here?"
The hearty voice easily defeated Diao Chan's stable mood again.
"Hey, have you figured out the status, I'm a kidnapper, I'm asking you for ransom!"
Diao Chan, who didn't plan to be polite anymore, simply tore his face and said coldly: "The life of your cat master is in my hands, if I want it to go home safely and soundly, I will obediently hand over your hand, the God of War Xingtian is sealed body, otherwise ......"
"How else would it be?"
I don't know if it's an illusion, how does Diao Chan feel that the male voice from the other side seems to have a hint of expectation?
No, it's necessarily an illusion.
"Otherwise, I'll stew it!"
"Don't, you're stupid, aren't you?"
After throwing down the cruel words, Diao Chan finally got his wish and heard the panicked voice of the Emperor from the opposite side of the gossip mirror, as if something was not right?
"That guy looks like an ordinary earth cat, but in reality, the connotation has been injected by me with a large amount of Emperor factor except for the soul, and he has a physique that even if it is magma, he will take a bath to show you, and he will not stew it, I know this very clearly!"
Sure enough, there's something wrong!
Listening to the sincere voice of the man on the other side of the gossip mirror, the corners of Diao Chan's mouth once again hung up with an embarrassing and graceful smile.
"I know that the Grand Duke is planning to use this method to make me mistakenly think that this cat is not important to you, right?"
"No, you're misleading. ”
The Emperor's sincere voice came again: "I just want to report to you, cat meat is fishy and sour, it is best to roast it compared to stewing, use a lot of seasoning to get rid of the taste, and then barbecue is the best, by the way, if it is roasted well, can you send some over, I want to test the taste of this reserve grain in a row." ”
Diao Chan: "......"
"Sure enough, it is worthy of the Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor, and it is indeed not something that ordinary people can guess, I want to report to you, no matter what you say, if you don't hand over the sealed body of the God of War, I will definitely and confirm that I will kill this cat!
The snake spirit and bat spirit on the side looked at Diao Chan who was desperately pulling the air to the police and bandits, and two tears of sadness suddenly flowed.
After being admonished, the Heavenly Emperor on the other side of the Bagua Mirror finally obeyed the discipline and no longer tried to impart the knowledge of blocking, but turned to a serious tone and said, "Can I ask a question?"
"What's the problem?"
"What kind of act can be called recklessness, and what do you not want to see?"
Expecting that the strong words would finally completely defeat Diao Chan's wisdom, she roared indignantly: "Shut up!
"Oh, I see, I want to be quiet, right? Miss Moonheart, you wait, I'm going to find someone to hold a big singing and dancing party now, I think Medi will definitely make the whole Regmar culture happy, so I'll hang up first." ”
"Huh?"
Diao Chan looked at the gossip mirror with a stammering expression, falling into the thoughts of "who am I", "where do I come from" and "where am I going", and then the gossip mirror showed that the other party had hung up the communication building.
"Big sister, are you okay?"
The god python asked carefully.
Diao Chan took a deep breath, then slowly exhaled turbid air, and his expression relaxed slightly: "I'm fine, I made you worry, and it was so easy to stir up the liver fire." ”
The blue-winged bat, who had already repented and captured the black charcoal, said cautiously: "Eldest sister, let's abandon the unwise mind of exchanging this cat for ransom, how do I think that the probability of success is higher than using this method to simply break into the enemy's base camp to rob it." ”
"That's just the Emperor's illusion!
Diao Chan said strongly: "Think about it, since he wants to get rid of this cat so quickly, why did he keep it to eat and sleep until now?
With the eyes of the black charcoal, are you mentally retarded, bat spirits and snake spirits, you look at me, I look at you, and they all think that this seems to be the case.
"What do we do now?"
Shencai python asked in a low voice, "Call again and ask the other party to exchange things for us?"
"What do you mean by calling the other party again? Why do I think your words are not fresh at all?"
Diao Chan came to the eyes of Black Tan physically and mentally exhausted, and slapped the fan cage and said loudly: "Hey, are you listening?"
"Wait, I'm thinking about one more interesting thing. ”
Black Charcoal, who didn't give Diao Chan a good expression, put on the appearance of a thinker, and used his brain, which was not much bigger than a walnut, to think about a matter of life and death.
"Hey, young lady, what do you think I should wear to the grand duke's big cabaret party?
"Can you have a little spontaneity as a kidnapper!"
Diao Chan looked indifferently at the cat who did not cooperate with the police and gangster films, and then looked at his little brother and sister and gritted his teeth and said: "I'll go and contact the other side again, and you two will find a way to make this stupid cat cry, I don't believe that when I hear the screams of my cute pet, that guy will be so indifferent!"
The bat spirit and the snake spirit glanced at each other, and then in front of the crowd, there was another double fight of male and female assimilation, and the wail of the black charcoal was around the beam again for three days, and the Diao Chan on the side had to shout to stop.
"Why do I feel the urge to beat him up after listening to him scream?"
Diao Chan rubbed his forehead with a headache and sighed: "This kind of underbeating sound won't make the Heavenly Emperor's flesh hurt, right?"
"Wait, I've got a solution!"
After spending some time with the black charcoal, the bat spirit and the snake spirit immediately found a bunch of small dried fish, and then cruelly stepped it into the soil in front of the black charcoal that could not be rolled.
Immediately after that, Ling's crying of sadness and tears sounded, and the black charcoal staggered vigorously against the cage, crying and shouting: "Stop! What are you fools doing! It's not a male and a female planting together, it's just the act of stumbling on snacks!"
Against the discomfort of the passing IQ, Diao Chan made a good gesture to his two younger brothers, and then dialed the Emperor's phone again, and then it was a long, long time before it finally showed that someone had answered the phone.
It's just that the background sound of Diao Chan is the screaming of a certain cat, while the background sound of the Emperor of Heaven on the other side is the music of joy?
Could it be that he really ...... Stupid?
"Hey, what's wrong?"
At the other end of the communication building, the Heavenly Emperor's suspicious questioning voice came, and Diao Chan came back to her senses from the vague moment, and she suddenly realized that she seemed to have done something stupid.
Sure enough, he took the life of a cat to threaten an emperor who used nuclear bombs as fireworks and didn't know that his hands were infected with blood?
Compassion, heart, kindness, these words are not compliments to the Emperor of Heaven.
The strong sense of humiliation made Diao Chan, who finally realized what stupid thing he had done, couldn't help but cover his face with his hands, and said embarrassedly: "It's nothing, I just want to ask if you can give me a few tickets for the song and dance party?"
"Of course, how many do you want?"
"Five, thank you. ”
"I should say this sentence, for the sake of you helping me solve a big problem, let me give you a 'advice', after hanging up the phone, quickly throw away the cat, otherwise you will definitely repent, believe me! Please believe my advice this time! Absolutely!"
"Well, I will, thanks. ”