Chapter 189: I can't tell the truth
Francis Huo Ran started and laughed: "Sir, you won this peace, I am convinced of losing, please don't think that this is the end, I believe that the royal family of Rigmar will definitely ensure the timing of the people's affairs, and we will have a period later." ”
Looking at Francis, who started and didn't look back and left, Black Tan squatted in place boredly, thinking about the deepest question.
Who is this?
Looking at Francis, who was rushing away, the bat spirit and the snake spirit looked at the black charcoal button with a puzzled look and asked who that guy was.
"Uh...... Who knows, it can also be a trickster actor who adds drama to himself, right? By the way, you guys come in! Zaheer was pulled by the Grand Duke to play mahjong, and he didn't have time to take care of this side temporarily, let alone arrange those damn chengguan here!"
Black Tan said with a happy face: "The three of us will definitely be able to show our strength in this place, of course, the premise is ...... Who's going to help me free myself from the tape first? ”
Looking at the black charcoal rolling all over the ground, the bat spirit and the snake spirit glanced at each other, and then nodded tacitly, and then the two turned into human shapes and pinched the tape on the black charcoal's body, carefully avoiding items such as the surveillance video camera, and took it out of the restaurant.
"Eh, why did you leave with Meow?"
"This adhesive tape with the strongest stickiness in the world, you don't have to click on the big technique to untie it, if you disturb some people to take a nap, Shaoguang will be bad. ”
The bat spirit and the snake spirit replied with some discouragement.
"I see, it's planning to free me from the tape with some powerful move, right?"
Hei Tan hung his head a little and said in frustration: "Anyway, please be gentle with your hands, I don't want this dark and shiny hair to be stripped away." ”
The bat spirit slapped his chest and said that it was no problem, and then continued to work hard with the snake spirit to move Black Carbon out of the restaurant, move the construction site, and move out of the capital of the Rigmar Kingdom...... A little too far, right?
"Tsk, I just wanted to sneak in and spy on the information, I didn't expect to spend so much time on you. ”
Taking off the mask of harmony, the Bat Spirit Green Winged Bat King looked at Black Tan with a fierce look and gritted his teeth and said: "I finally know why you were expelled, and no one wants you in a row, it is impossible to get angry the more you talk! ”
The snake spirit did not let go of the hand holding the bat spirit, and after glancing at the black charcoal who did not know his situation with pity, he said in a tone without discussion: "Impossible! Brother, you can't beat it, if you beat it half to death, what should I do? What should I do if I want to tear this stupid cat alive?"
Black Tan looked at the two of them with a confused face, and was inexplicably trapped by the adhesive tape, and then inexplicably was said a mess by a man, and finally was inexplicably brought here by the people around him, and then the two people around him were really discussing a lot of inexplicable things on the side, could it be that he said......
"I know! This must be the so-called joy of mankind, right, how do you know that today is my birthday? What about candles, what about crackers, what about cakes, hurry up and take them out, I'm hungry!"
Listening to that innocent voice, the bat spirit and the snake spirit looked at each other silently, and then made a decision in an instant, and the two pounced on the black charcoal that meowed together, and launched a fierce male and female assimilation doubles!
"I'll let you sell buns without charging money!"
"I told you to cheat the guest little dried fish!"
"I'm telling you to sell things at a discount!"
"I told you to bring back hundreds of chengguan every time you go out!"
"I told you that your brain circuits are abnormal!"
"I'm calling you cute and you're so stupid!"
In the smoke and dust, the bat spirit and the snake spirit abandoned the method of killing people, and just relied on the strength of the flesh, while angrily denouncing the evil deeds of the black charcoal, while beating the black charcoal who was constantly screaming miserably.
For a long time, when the snake spirit and the bat spirit stopped panting to rest, the black charcoal was still screaming in breath.
"It's really beaten. ”
The Blue Winged Bat King looked at the luxurious and undamaged Black Charcoal and grinded his teeth hatefully: "It seems that the life force that can make that Heavenly Emperor Grand Duke desperate and can only expel him is indeed not praised." ”
"My brother and sister were really blind at the beginning. ”
The snake spirit sighed: "I thought that if I got close to this guy, I would be able to get the information of hell for the heavenly court, but this guy still doesn't know anything, he only knows how to eat, drink and have fun, I really don't know why the Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor is still happy to carry it." ”
"Forehead ......"
Only then did he understand, and Hei Tan looked at the two people around him who were completely stunned and asked, "Am I being kidnapped?"
"That's right, I thought it would be a little tortuous to take you out of the Heavenly Emperor's territory, but I didn't expect you to take care of us so much, and tie yourself up. ”
The snake spirit laughed and said, "You are quite spontaneous in this regard, because of you, our mission has completely failed, and we can only tie you up to the Grand Duke to order something, right?"
After thinking for a while, Nuo Nuo said, "Why don't I sell you a cute, will you let me go?"
The snake spirit and the bat spirit glanced at each other, and pounced angrily, so that the screams of the middle air were once again around the beam for three days.
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In the distance, in the salted fish fast food restaurant, Medi's heart, who was touching the fish peacefully, suddenly tightened, and a pain as if something was about to pass away tugged at his heart, making him stand up clearly, and turn back into the kitchen to explore a figure who was missing.
Clearly he was a step late, and in the microwave oven, his dinner today had become an unpalatable charred and unidentified object.
"How's it going? Joe?"
The silverfish, who was a little disorganized, leaned against the door and asked curiously.
"It's nothing, we have to change to something else for dinner, fresh...... According to my total, a certain cat should come over and steal food, and then trigger the continuous string of snares that I have configured, and then stop the microwave with its own face. ”
Medi churned her chin and wondered if she had been impoverished.
"Black Tan has been kidnapped by the Grand Duke. ”
Outside the door, Lazili, who was sweeping the floor, put the subject away, and answered Medi's doubts in the tone of what to eat tonight.
"My cat has been kidnapped?"
The silverfish willow frowned and asked, "Why didn't you remind us?"
"In the French formula that the Grand Duke has configured for me, the alarm level of the black charcoal accident is lower than E-, and after it needs to be upgraded by five levels, the ability is enough for me to disturb the Grand Duke and disturb him. ”
Lashri said solemnly: "So now the android No. 18 Lashri has finally reported to you by chance after completing the elimination of a higher priority, that the Grand Duke Black Tan has been kidnapped. ”
"Oh, that stupid cat has finally been kidnapped. ”
Medi looked at the charred food with regret, then turned around and said solemnly.
"Honey, let's have a good meal tonight to commemorate this good day, what do you think?"
After cleaning, Lazili carefully restored the scene of the crime.
"Although the other party tried his best to avoid all the surveillance, he missed my eyes and had the effect of recording, so it was filmed, please take a look. ”
"Wait, you mean the other party stole the cat right under your nose?
Lily Hua, who came nearby, asked suspiciously.
"Back to the hostess, I was sweeping the floor. ”
Lazili said with a straight look: "Based on the logical French judgment of the implantation of the credentials, I think that sweeping the floor is doubly nervous than saving black charcoal, so I don't say anything about all." ”
Lily Hua pondered for a moment and found that there seemed to be nothing wrong.
"According to the surveillance video, there are two prisoners who kidnapped the cat, and they are ......"
"The bat spirit and the snake spirit, right?"
Lazili, who was planning to release the impression, was stunned for a moment, looked at Medi suspiciously, and said, "How do you know, Grand Duke?"
Medi lay lazily on the couch to the side, casually.
"I knew from the beginning that I would go to the stupid cat to partner with the person who did business, and it was either stupid or bad, and according to my investigation, they had both, stupid and bad...... Although I really wanted to stuff some false information into the Heavenly Court through that stupid cat, I regretted that the cat could not take on the big responsibility, so I had to give up. ”
"Darling, that means you let those two Heavenly Court agents live under your nose in a row, and you continue to ignore them?"
Lily Hua asked suspiciously, "Why don't you arrest them?"
"Empty words, if I arrest them, the Heavenly Court will send a few more dazzling and hidden deeper, what should I do?"
Medi rolled her eyes and said, "Let those two goblins continue to be stupidly entangled around the black charcoal, it is even sweeter for me, but I didn't expect them to endure until now, and this endurance for the silly fork is second only to me." ”
Lily Hua pressed her cheeks a little speechlessly, she and others often snorted with the illegal vendors of Black Carbon, but they didn't notice anything wrong with the two monsters, so Darling was able to spot them at once.
"We seem to have sent spies to Heavenly Court too, right?"
Lily Hua asked with some concern: "Won't it be seen by the Heavenly Court?" The Jade Emperor's routine seems to be quite deep. ”
"Don't worry, it'll be fine. ”
Medi replied proudly: "Unlike the Heavenly Court that sent a bunch of spies to me, I only sent one spy from Xuewei, and the two are not of the same magnitude at all. ”
"Uh...... Is there any difference? Joe?"
The silverfish who is quite involved in the secret service of the spy asked suspiciously.
"It's very easy, if you look at the kid named Guo Jing in hell, you will know that there is a small group of criminal police officers with Quanzhen Seven Sons, Jiangnan Seven Monsters and Seven Unilateral plus Ma Yujia, one of the Mongolian Jebega, Hong Qigong plus the old naughty boy Zhou Botong, plus a lamp master plus a Western Poison Ouyang Feng, who is also an enemy and Zhu Zi, and it took a full twenty people to cultivate a Guo Jing.
And the world's No. 1 Wang Chongyang taught the Quanzhen Seven Sons, not to mention, this is why the phrase 'expand recruitment needs to be cautious' exists, I used the resources of the entire world, plus the blood Wei Sword that was forged by the careful teaching of the Bureau, and it is completely impossible to be equal to ordinary spies. ”
Hearing this, Lily Hua put her mind at ease, took the arms of silverfish and Medi and said happily: "Then rest assured, let's go, Darling, since the dinner you prepared is burned, then let's go to another place to eat, I heard that recently Ba Ma Mei seems to have discovered a dream world called 'Food Hunter', let's go together." ”
"Good is good ......"
Medi churned her chin and muttered, "But have we forgotten something?"
"Uh, is there one?"
Lily Hua looked around suspiciously, and everyone shook their heads inexplicably.
Only the silverfish on one side gently tugged at the sleeve of this Medi, and asked a little sadly: "Joe, don't we want our cat?"
Everyone suddenly realized that after they forgot about being kidnapped, they still had to go through a wave according to the process of the police and gangster films, and then they all felt sad for the magic of black charcoal.
After being kidnapped, people are not worried at all, it is also unique.
"Help, help, of course. ”
Medi, who looked like a silverfish, said again and again: "If we go and save that cat now, our dinner ......"
"Then I'll go after eating. ”
The silverfish made a choice very arbitrarily, and at this moment, a slightly helpless female voice sounded over and over again.
"I remember, Grand Duke, you have come to this place to have a hard anus with Heavenly Court, right? Is it okay for the air to be so peaceful?"
Celestia, who hadn't been on stage for a long time, found a boy with a raw eye in front of Medi's eyes, and said helplessly.
"I really didn't know that this was a problem that could affect my dinner?"
Medi frowned, looked at Celestia and asked the little boy who didn't understand, "How did you get here?"
"I don't want to come if I can. ”
Celestia shook her head and sighed, "I've been hiding around the Heavenly Court, and the Assassin Substance who oversaw their movements has found a lot of ...... It's a very mysterious thing, it seems to be a very fresh black meteor that is going straight through the world, and then this little boy travels to hell and says that he needs your help. ”
After seeing Medi aim his puzzled gaze at him, the little boy stood up, bowed slightly, and said respectfully: "Poor Nanhua, I have seen the Grand Duke." ”
"Huh, Nanhua?"
Medi frowned in understanding, she hadn't noticed it before, but now she looked at it, this thing was full of jade, her breath and pulsation were faintly like the sound of wind and thunder, her gestures were in harmony with heaven and earth, this posture was the posture of an immortal, even in the heavenly court, there were few unilateral ones.
Nanhua Immortal moved his fingers and smiled: "The Grand Duke thinks it is a little familiar, probably I have heard of the name of the disciple Zhang Jiao, who is impoverished. ”
"Oh remember, the author of the Technique of Calm?"
Medi looked at the immortal in front of her: "Immortal of the East, why are you here to find me? You shouldn't know that I blew up the Heavenly Palace and the Jade Emperor to form a big relationship, right?"
"Of course I do. ”
Nanhua sighed: "It's a pity, what I want to do, I can't beg the Jade Emperor, I think about it, I think that only the Grand Duke can help me." ”
"Oh, so proud?"
Medi lit the table with a slight narrowing of her eyes.
"Poor Dao wants to ask the Grand Duke to help me kill a unilateral matter, and after the unilateral thing is completed, I will have my own treatment. ”
"Who?"
"It's just a ghost god who has killed hundreds of billions of living beings in the Heavenly Court's servant army. ”
Just as Medi was having a conversation with Nanhua Immortal, a guest from the Eastern God Department, about the so-called 'ghosts and gods who slaughtered hundreds of billions of living beings', in another part of the Rigmar Kingdom, he kidnapped the bat spirit and snake spirit of Black Charcoal, and carried the stupid cat to a fairy who was silently medicating herself.
After entering the room, the bat spirit and the snake spirit knelt on the ground and said respectfully: "Big sister!
"It's hard for you two...... Isn't that what would I say?"
The fairy said angrily: "Do you know how much effort I wasted to get you two into hell? As a result, you two bastards didn't send me a single piece of information! If it weren't for the invoices you sent me every day to return a bunch of rice, flour, grain and oil, I would have thought you two died outside!"
The bat spirit and the snake spirit obediently stayed aside, not talking, not debating, and when the fairy's liver fire was vented to go to work, the god python cautiously approached the fairy, looking at the deep visible bones on her body, and the sword wound that could not be recovered no matter how much it was healed, gasped.
"Sister Diao Chan, what's the matter with the injuries on your body. ”
The fairy, whose expression was slightly relaxed, said angrily: "I've said it a few times, don't mention my name arbitrarily in it to call me Yuexin, I've been wandering in it for so long, don't you know the danger of rashly revealing your real name?"
"It's not just a matter of us. ”
Shencai Python muttered a sentence and then asked anxiously: "Eldest sister, it seems that you have been suffering from this wound for a while, right?
"This is injured by a good hand of the Immortal Dao. ”
Diao Chan said in a solemn tone: "And this kind of extremely cold mana, as far as I know, only Taiyin True Monarch Chang'e has it, I didn't expect to find that here, it seems that the traitors of the Eastern God Department are serving hell, and this movement is true...... Wait, how can I talk about my wounds, what is the matter with all that rice, flour, grain and oil? You have to give me an answer!"
Looking at the eldest sister in front of her, both the bat spirit and the snake spirit had difficulty opening their mouths.
It's impossible to say that it's to get information from the mouth of a stupid cat.,So I accompanied the other party to play the store game.,As a result, it's impossible to block it.,The information can't be obtained.,Hell General Money Instead made a bunch of money?
"It's not too late to talk about this kind of trivial matter later, Sister Diao Chan, you can take a look at this first. ”
The Batstar forcibly diverted the subject, and then took out what he had used to communicate.
"What is this? a stupid cat tied up in duct tape?"
Chang'e looked at the black cat in the hands of the Blue Winged Bat King who was struggling and asked suspiciously, "Do you want to play word puzzles with me?"
"No, Sister Diao, this is no ordinary stupid cat. ”
Shen Cai Python said in a serious tone: "This one, like the Monkey King, is the one who blew up the Heavenly Palace, the stupid cat of the lazy Emperor Grand Duke." ”
"Enough of you!"
The black charcoal who was dangling in the air said angrily: "A few little immortals, you really dare to insult the pet of the Emperor of Heaven like this, say it again! I don't call the stupid cat to call me an adult!"
"If you can prove that you're not a stupid cat, I won't bark. ”
Diao Chan looked at the black cat in front of him with interest, and then gave a thumbs up to the two who were relieved.
If this cat is really the pet of the lazy Grand Duke, then his two little brothers have really made a great contribution.
"I thought Sister Diao Chan, don't expect too much from this cat. ”
Shencai Python's tone was a little slurred, if it weren't for the urgency of the environment, the two of them had to return to the team immediately, she and the bat would definitely not catch this cat to make up for it, because ......
"Big-chested fool!"
Black Tan looked at Diao Chan with disdain, and laughed: "It's disappointing you, adults don't have such a thing as IQ at all, so they can't be called a stupid uncle at all, right?"
The sable cicada carrying the black charcoal fell into a state of confusion for a while.
Seeing this, the Shencai python said helplessly: "That's it, Sister Diao Chan, this cat's IQ is tense, even if we want to cheat the Heavenly Emperor Grand Duke through it, it may not be feasible." ”
"Empty words, obviously impossible things. ”
Black Tan said proudly: "How can the Grand Duke agree to your level of fraud, if he knows about this matter, the first sentence he will definitely say 'Give you money, you have the ability not to send it back'." ”
"I'm underestimating your cat. ”
Diao Chan narrowed his eyes slightly, and then said affirmatively: "Although you pretend to be like a pet that has been let go, this level of acting skills can deceive me Diao Chan, I have only seen your ability to provoke others to get angry, and you can die like this, but you can survive under the subordinates of the Emperor of Heaven until now, who believes that he doesn't favor you." ”
"Huh?"
Black Tan cocked his tail a little dazed and pointed at his face: "Why do you and the guy named Francis always have a very delicate and unpredictable demeanor, maybe Lord Fei is really smart?"
"Pretend, you just keep pretending. ”
Diao Chan said disdainfully: "When the plan comes, when it is regarded as a business object, you can still pretend to be it." ”
Seeing that Diao Chan really had high hopes for the black cat in front of him, the bat spirit and snake spirit on the other side could only be anxious, but they didn't dare to say a word.
Otherwise, Sister Diao Chan said that she might not beat them to death on the spot, and then stew them into a pot of dishes with the stupid cat, this kind of death is really embarrassing.
"By the way, Sister Diao Chan, what about the old age? Isn't he there?"
The bat spirit tried to divert Diao Chan's attention away from the black cat, but Diao Chan didn't raise his head, but said proudly: "You are old and conspired by Nanhua's old immortal, and you have fallen into the trap he planted to trap the black hole, it is expected to take a few minutes, so the ability to come." ”
"Black holes?"
The snake carefully shuddered and said, "The most harmful sign of heaven and earth?
"Of course, who do you think he is?"
Diao Chan seemed to boast proudly and said, "He's a ghost." ”
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"Ghost God Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian. ”
In the fast food restaurant, Nanhua's tone was full of solemnity, and he said the name that filled the meaning of madness: "This time I came to borrow the strength of the Emperor of Heaven to kill this liao!"
"Huh, can't you do it yourself?"
Medi asked suspiciously: "You are an immortal, if you want to kill a martial artist, you have to beg for a heavenly emperor?"
"The problem is that Lu Bu is not an ordinary martial artist. ”
Nanhua clenched his fists, his breathing was short, and his eyes even faintly flashed with indescribable horror.
"In the dream world of my birth, Lu Bu is the protagonist of his destiny, the ghost god of infinite approximation, the old man united Zuo Ci, Yu Ji's three immortals combined forces could not suppress him, but forced out his hidden ability, Zuo Ci and Yu Ji were killed by him and left only the old man alone, watching him break the void, step by step as if endlessly stronger, now he is the most powerful member of the Emperor's subordinates, and his status is far beyond the old man. ”
"Well, you're worried about being avenged by him, so you want to ask me to kill that infinite ghost god?"
Medi lit the table and looked with interest at the boy in front of her with a slightly ruddy expression.
"Poor Dao is indeed a desperate person, but this time I came not for Poor Dao's insignificant life, but to stop the atrocities of the Jade Emperor and the ghosts!"