Chapter 24: Uncle Ouyang

With the passage of time, Hu Lang gradually resumed eating, and once he was able to eat and drink, the supply of nutrients was sufficient, and his body recovered very quickly. In Hu Ke's words, being able to eat and drink, three catties a day is not a dream!

"Is there such a statement?" Hu Lang was skeptical.

"Of course! My uncle has proved it with practice!" Hu Ke raised his face and said arrogantly.

"What are you doing, uncle?"

"Pig breeder!"

Hu Lang suddenly spurted out a mouthful of old blood, I said, young lady, are you sent by God to entertain me?

Hu Lang's condition was no longer suitable for staying in the intensive care ward, and he was transferred to the general ward after being assessed by the attending team. With no one to take care of him, Hu Ke was still in charge of his daily care and life under the instruction of Dean Jia.

Hu Ke said that he is like a little nurse, and he feels like a nanny! But this job is not bad, the patient does not cry, does not make trouble, does not hang, is very easy to serve, and can tell stories and make meat jokes when he has nothing to do!

Speaking this patient's meat jokes are quite handy, fresh and refined, meat and vegetarian are suitable, don't want to listen to it!

Sure enough, there is still a good culture, and even meat jokes can tell the feeling of a snowy night!

With the gradual recovery of his body, after another two days, Hu Lang was already able to struggle to get out of bed, although his legs were a little weak, but he was still barely able to walk!

"My god, can you take a few steps less at a time, it's not a joke to turn over!" Hu Ke watched Hu Lang walk happily, and said that he was very worried, if this 100 catties of meat is overturned, I can't pull it up, girl!

Hu Lang staggered a few times, turned around and walked to the bathroom, he hadn't gone to the bathroom in person for so many days, and he didn't even know the toilet!

Hu Ke frowned when he saw this situation, just walk around the room, don't go to the bathroom!

As a result, he was rejected by Hu Lang at the door: I can!

Hu Ke: "This ......"

Hu Ke was so bluffed that he stood at the door and was stunned for a long time, this little chick, I know that you are going to pee, and if I don't know, you will go to the front line!

It turns out that Hu Lang is really good! Man, there's no reason why he can't!

Even if it doesn't work, pretend to do!

finally stood trembling in front of the urinal, Hu Lang was excited, and he felt a smell of soda when he smelled the urine!

It feels good to be reborn! The only regret is that the urine is bifurcated, just like having prostatitis! This is all caused by the catheter being inserted for too long!

But it doesn't matter! I'm sure everything will be fine! The point is that there is no need for a Rausch catheter anymore!

Anyway, the urinary catheter really hurts! I forgot to experience the feeling of being held!

The thought of being pulled out by a female nurse made Hu Lang embarrassed. The scene is vivid!

At that time, he was staring at the ceiling, holding the quilt with one hand: "That...... Sister Xiaoke...... Can I do it myself?"

"No!" Hu Ke reached out and lifted the quilt. Are you a patient, I'm a nurse, let the patient do it himself?

Responsibility literacy is not allowed!

Hu Lang's face flushed shyly, trying to alleviate his embarrassment by talking nonsense: "That...... Does it hurt?"

"It's a little, but it's only a matter of two seconds. Hu Ke pressed and pulled it out nonchalantly, and Hu Lang was stretched into a string, and his mouth was swishing.

Hu Lang swished and snorted, and sighed with emotion: Men's pain, women don't understand!

With the increasing amount of activity and his health getting better, Hu Lang slipped out of the ward while Hu Ke was not paying attention, and his destination was the security booth at the gate of the hospital. I have admired Uncle Ouyang's name for a long time, and I finally had the opportunity to visit.

Facts have proved that it is very important to have a good surname! At least this is the case here for Hu Lang! As soon as he heard the word Ouyang, he felt that he had a sense of pride! Like Ouyang Xiu, Ouyang Feng!

Especially Ouyang Feng, not to mention his affair with his sister-in-law, just in terms of his strength, he really broke through the sky, and as soon as the toad skill came out, he was invincible in the world!

Presumably, Uncle Ouyang is also a well-known figure! A master of aura lurking in the bustling city? They all say that the big thing is hidden in the city, and there is nothing wrong with this!

Hu Lang walked to the security booth with full expectations!

Before he could get to the ground, he heard a sexy baritone shouting, "What are you looking at?"

Hu Lang shuddered,, so strong Northeast flavor! Usually this kind of dialogue appears, and the next sentence is: Look at you! Then it will take less than three sentences to stage a wonderful martial arts performance!

Hu Lang looked up and saw an old man in a security uniform looking at a strong Northeast boy face to face. The old man of the security guard is about 1.7 meters tall, and the young man from the Northeast is more than 1.8 meters tall, and the difference in height causes the two of them to look up and look down, how to look like a couple's classic looking posture.

It's just that this height is a little different from what he imagined, but it doesn't matter, the dialogue between him and the young man from the Northeast suddenly made his image magnificent: "Why do I look at the person in your eyes so much like your father?"

Hu Lang was shocked at that time, Uncle Ouyang is really awesome! In the face of a strong Northeast boy, you can actually say something more aggressive than "look at you", it is so domineering!

The guy from the Northeast was also confused, and he didn't react for a long time!

This is not true! Have you ever heard of a Northeast man topping a cow? I rub it, I said that you are a second master, have you been a string?

"Do you know how to respect the old and accept the young? Do you know the traditional virtues? If I have a son like you, I will die of sorrow!" The old security man took out the posture of being a father, "I tell you boy, as a socialist youth, you have to ......"

"I want your mother to shovel!" The young man from the Northeast roared angrily and punched out, straight to the head of the old security man!

I can't bear it if I pretend to be my father, and I even destroy the clichés of our Northeast people, I can't bear it!

The people watching the excitement next to him were amazed: the young man is really awesome, even the old man dares to fight!

In today's era, the most unprovoked thing is the old man and the old lady. If you don't have a net worth of three or five million, you don't dare to help them cross the road.

When everyone saw them, it was too late to hide, but this young man was good, and he took the initiative to attack, regardless of whether he was 3721 fists.

Everyone speculated that there were only two possibilities, one might be that this young man had a father like Wang Jianlin, and the other might be that this young man was a dumbfounded!

Hu Lang hurriedly walked forward. It is said that he has always had a good impression of the Northeasterners, although he did not hook up with Uncle Ouyang, but for the sake of Dean Jia's face, he may be able to help the young man intercede!

Alas, young people are just easy to be impulsive, and they don't want to think about this old fist, at least it can be worth one or two hundred thousand, enough to grow potatoes for fifty or sixty years!

The young man's fist has been struck as fast as lightning!

In the next second, the onlookers let out a huge exclamation!

Lang Hu was also shocked, and he couldn't close his mouth for a long time.

you, your second uncle, what about acrobatics?