Chapter 25: The Art of Slander

The Northeast guy smashed his fist on the right side of the old security man's face, but the next second everyone was stunned. I saw that the old man's head of the security guard suddenly turned more than 100 degrees like a hinge with a "bang", and his face was tilted behind his shoulders.

This...... What kind of magic are you playing?

Such a strange scene, the scene boiled after a short silence! I have seen a fight, but I have never seen a person who pinched the skull in a circle! Not to mention that it is free to watch, even if it is a fee, it is worth a look!

Speaking of which, this performance is much more energetic than Liu Qian's program on the Spring Festival Gala!

Hu Lang was originally behind the old security man, and his brain was turning in a big circle, so that Hu Lang could get a glimpse of his face.

Hu Lang only felt that there was a burst of red and willow green in front of him, and suddenly the chrysanthemum tightened, and he almost vomited!

, Dean Jia, are you deliberately manipulating me, making such a demonic old man hook up with me?

Dean Jia said that Uncle Ouyang had a little problem, and it didn't hurt. Hu Lang still remembers the mysterious smile when he said this, a feeling of Mona Lisa! Now, looking at the other party's face rubbed with powder, oil on his mouth, and eyebrows on his forehead, Hu Lang finally knew why!

What a little problem! How harmless is it! Looking at the fiery red lips on his old face, is this particularly harmless?

Dean Jia, do you have any misunderstanding of the words "petty and harmless"?

Lao Tzu is going to be injured out of internal injuries!

Hu Lang only felt that he had been poisoned by the flaming red lips in an instant, and his stomach was overturned! This strong feeling made him almost forget to pay attention to the other party's strange form!

The Lord of the Buddha, can anyone tell me why this thing can be so charming?

The young man from the Northeast saw that the other party's brain was spinning like a special doll, and he was instantly scared to pee, how could this be, the strength of Lao Tzu's punch could not be so powerful?

Spinning, jumping, I close my eyes......

Nima, when I opened my eyes, I saw that the other party's skull was still tilted backwards, and it hadn't changed at all! The young man from the Northeast had to sigh, why couldn't it be a dream?

Do you want to lie to me? Well, it must be! But ...... This is too willing to pay for it!

In other words, the old man has seen a lot, but he has never seen such a person who is willing to pay blood! Even at the other party's blood, he has to admit it! Think about the bank card, think about Alipay, the young man only feels that his eyes are dark, and his legs are weak and he is about to fall to the ground.

"You get up!" The old security man kept a strange angle and grabbed the Northeast boy.

"I ...... I...... I can't get up!" The young man is about to cry, and he can still talk with his head like this, which is also too scary!

"You're trying to scold me?" the old security man raised his voice.

The Northeast guy was stunned: "......"

Damn, here's my line!

"I ...... I...... I'm a good person...... Good...... A life of peace ......," the young man said incoherently.

"The good guy still beats me?" the old security man maintained a strange posture and grabbed the young man's collar with his backhand, "Why can you do it?"

"Uncle...... Uncle...... Father...... You let me go......" The young man slammed into the end, crying dad and calling out to his mother.

"You can't go!" the old security man grabbed the other party firmly.

"For ...... Why...... Can't go...... "The young man almost fainted, I said, uncle, can you twist your head?

"You've got to lose money!" the old security guard looked unrelenting.

"I'll lose ......," the young man gritted his teeth, and his legs shook like playing a piano. On the one hand, it is scary, and on the other hand, it is distressed about money. They all say that the old man and the old lady can't afford to provoke him, and he still doesn't believe in evil!

The young man looked pitifully at the old security man's Internet celebrity face, and his heart was stunned, looking at the other party's posture, how much money might he have to make?

As soon as he saw that the other party was soft, the old security man couldn't help but be overjoyed, and blurted out: "Pay a hundred, no, one hundred and five!"

"One hundred and fifteen?" the young man didn't believe his ears for a moment, this ...... Isn't it...... Tongue?

"At least one hundred and three, no less!" The old security man thought that the other party was too much, so he hurriedly discounted it.

The young man almost knelt down, you second uncle, you said it earlier, I knew that I wanted such a little money, and I would still run a hammer?

Who said that you can't help the elderly cross the road? At this price, you can afford to help two old men a day!

Hu Lang was also shocked, with you turning around so much for one hundred and thirty yuan?

Sure enough, life is full of peaks and turns! The young man sighed and excitedly took out his mobile phone: "Uncle, give me a QR code, and I'll scan it for you!"

"I want cash!"

Cash is cash, and the young man quickly took out two red bills from his pocket and handed them over.

The old man of the security guard pinched two large bills, a little embarrassed: "Young man, the uncle has no change to look for you." You see...... Why don't you punch again? I'll give you a cheaper price! Seventy dollars, just a whole amount!"

“......”

The young man was dumbfounded! How could there be such a sassy operation?! This style of painting! I was also drunk!

The last seventy yuan punch boy didn't hit it, and he slipped away. It is estimated that there will be a psychological shadow in the future when you say "what you see"! The old security guard put the money in his pocket with a smile, and then twisted his head back with a "snap" and said loudly: "Look at what you see, it's scattered!"

Hu Lang had already been suffocated from his internal injuries, so he decided to go back to the ward, and find a chance to talk to Dean Jia and change the connector!

Just as Hu Lang turned around, the rough voice of the old security man sounded behind him: "Hey, little chicken!

Hu Lang didn't dare to look back, he was afraid that when he turned around and saw the other party's dignity, he couldn't help but vomit!

"What about you! Do you hear me!" The old security man stepped over in a few steps, and put one hand on Hu Lang's shoulder. Hu Lang looked down, I wiped it, and even wore red nail polish!

Hu Lang turned around, his eyes fluttering, and he almost didn't dare to look at the other party's face.

"Hu Lang?"

"I'm not a wave!"

The old security man was stunned for a moment and smiled: "It's okay if you don't wave! Dean Jia asked you to come to me?"

"How do you know me?" said Hu Lang a little strangely.

"Talking about it in the house, it's a little cold for you to stand here!" The old security man was considerate, and couldn't help but pull Hu Lang to the security booth, and said as he walked, "I've seen your photos, don't say it, it's a good match for Lu Manman!"

"Where is this?" Hu Lang was a little confused, "That, um, do you know Lu Manman?"

"Of course!" said the two of them, already in the security booth. There was an air conditioner inside and it was quite warm. Hu Lang thought to himself, this security treatment is quite good! It is better than the facilities of my rental house!

"Uncle Ouyang, is Lu Manman okay? I heard that she was injured, how is it?" Hu Lang seized the opportunity to quickly ask Lu Manman's situation. In fact, he and Lu Manman are only one-sided, and there is no reason to always remember each other. But for some reason, Hu Lang always remembers Lu Man's expression that day, full of loneliness and loneliness, like a bird flying alone!

"Don't call me Uncle Ouyang, call me Uncle Ouyang!"

Hu Lang was stunned: "Is there a difference?"

"Nonsense, of course there is a difference!" The old security man was unhappy, took out a work card, pointed to the name on it and shouted, "You can see clearly, uncle, my name is Uncle Ouyang, not Uncle Ouyang!"

Hu Lang knelt down at that time! I said, uncle, what did your parents think of when they named you?

The name is specially used to take advantage of others? But whoever catches you is called "Bo", aren't you afraid of being a bad person?

"That...... What should I call you?" Hu Lang was messy, "It's not appropriate to call you by your name, right?"

"Hmm......" Ouyang Bo thought for a while, "Call me uncle!"