After coming to the thatched house in the back room in the dark, Chen Ya pulled the hand-pulled light switch, and then took off his pants and began to poop.

After a busy day, in the evening, I finally have time to solve personal problems.

And Chen Ya, who was squatting on the tuba, also used this time to summarize that all the current task rewards have been used, and there is only 40,000 yuan left, and there is also a special lottery opportunity, as well as 70 challenge points.

He didn't plan to use the special lottery opportunity, but was going to accumulate it first, as for the ...... Challenging point, Chen Ya couldn't help but ask in his heart:

"System, what the hell is this challenge point?"

[No comment, the challenge points will only be unlocked after the host opens the second main quest.] 】

Chen Ya was stunned for a moment, and immediately guessed in his heart, after all, he has been an Internet writer, and he still has basic brain holes, and according to the system's reply, this so-called challenge point is definitely something that can be consumed.

No comment?

If you don't say it, Lao Tzu can guess it! The corners of Chen Ya's mouth twitched, and he immediately asked in his heart:

"This challenge point should be used to exchange items, and the second main quest will definitely open the system mall, right?"

【............】

The system was silent, which made Chen Ya even more sure of what he thought, and then said:

"If you don't open the mall function now, you must be worried that I will spend the challenge points, if the guess is right, the system mall, definitely has the function of exchanging RMB. ”

For this sentence, the system was silent for a while, and after a long while, it replied:

[Please host, don't trick the system.] 】

Chen Ya smiled, and he still knew that it was a routine? It's a pity that even if you don't say it, I can guess eight or nine, but then, when he was squatting in the tuba, he suddenly looked serious, and then asked:

"Suppose that what I chose was not the wilderness live broadcast system, but Shenhao, Heavenly Crossing, and Cultivation...... Wait a minute, what will you do?"

This time, the system replied very happily.

[If the host chooses these, the system will delete some of your memories and then go to find the next host.] 】

Hearing this, Chen Ya was a little silent, glad that he had chosen the right one, as an Internet writer, how could he not know that these systems were written badly in the novel?

What is the Shenhao system? Keep throwing money and pretending to be slapped in the face!

What about the crossing of the heavens? It is that the protagonist runs to other planes, fights monsters and upgrades, pretends to be forced to slap his face, and accepts beautiful women or something.

Xiuzhen ...... This is even more, how can there be such a thing in reality?

In the final analysis, online novels are just a kind of spiritual entertainment, even if there are these things, then the whole world of people, I'm afraid all of them will become stupid, and only with such an IQ can they be worthy of those protagonists of Long Aotian.

Although Chen Ya is also a system, he prefers to believe that his system is a high-tech that humans cannot parse, rather than making everyone mentally retarded.

As for why he chose the wilderness live broadcast system, and why Chen Ya knows so many survival skills, the answer is actually simpler.

I won't tell you!

......

After pulling the poop, Chen Ya picked up the roll paper on the side, wiped his buttocks, and then put on his pants and returned to the house.

As soon as he entered the house, he smelled the aroma of the food, and even a smell of wine that was not strong or light, Chen Ya immediately looked at the square table, but saw five plates of side dishes on it.

Stir-fried bacon with green peppers, fried eggs with green onions, shredded cabbage, stir-fried lettuce, and a plate of peanuts, and finally a jar of opened wine.

Chen Ya's face changed, and he immediately stepped forward to check, and when he saw that there were no wolfberries or dog whips in the jar, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then lowered his head and sniffed, well, it was fifty-three degrees of white clouds, and the year was at least ten years old.

And then, his eyes looked at the side dishes on the table, especially when he saw the plate of heart-shaped green onion omelette, he immediately became calm!

"This Ma Ling, sure enough...... The thief's heart is not dead!"

Omelette is omelette, but fry in the shape of a heart, this is not a hint, there is a ghost!

Chen Ya couldn't laugh or cry, and then looked at the peanuts and the jar of liquor on the table, is this trying to trick me? After getting drunk, he was forced to bow by your overlord?

There are no doors!

At this moment, Chen Ya seriously doubted whether Ma Ling had drugged the wine and was preparing to rape herself, so a look of vigilance immediately appeared in his eyes.

"After going for so long, I thought you had fallen into a pit. ”

Ma Ling walked out of the kitchen with two pairs of dishes and chopsticks, and then said:

"Save the radish for tomorrow's stew, now you go and wash your hands, and the meal will start immediately." ”

Chen Ya nodded, and then asked:

"Where did the wine and peanuts come from?"

Hearing the inquiry, Ma Ling replied casually:

"I just went home and brought my dad's wine. ”

Ma Ling's father, if he learns about this, I'm afraid he will cry and faint in the toilet, and before he gets married, his elbow will turn outward, is this his own daughter?

Okay, Chen Ya washed his hands, and when he returned to the front and back of the table, Ma Ling handed over the good food, looking like a woman at home.

But after Chen Ya took the bowl, he was careful everywhere, he wouldn't touch the wine, but the dish should be fine, so he picked up a piece of emerald green lettuce with chopsticks and put it in his mouth to chew.

"It tasted good and crispy. Chen Ya complimented.

Ma Ling smiled proudly:

"Of course, don't look at who did it!"

Afterwards, the two of them had a meal, although they were all side dishes, but they were very good, it was the shape of an omelette, which was really a bit of a diaphragm for Chen Ya, and Ma Ling poured herself a glass of white wine, and then asked:

"Yaya, do you want a drink?"

"I don't want it!"

Chen Ya shook his head and refused, and Ma Ling was a little disappointed and said:

"Then I'll drink it myself. ”

Saying that, Ma Ling picked up the glass and took a sip directly, worthy of being Ma Dashuai, and the heroine among the women, Chen Ya was not surprised, you must know that everyone in the village can drink it, this local 53-degree liquor, the children in the village can also drink half a catty.

And then, Chen Ya and Ma Ling were eating and chatting at the same time.

When Ma Ling learned that because of his relationship as an outdoor anchor, Chen Ya planned to leave the village at noon the day after tomorrow, and immediately frowned:

"I've just come home, and you're leaving, can't you stay a few more days?"

Chen Ya shook his head, it was impossible for him to stay at home all the time, Ma Ling saw this, and immediately snorted:

"Don't think I don't know, when you were live broadcasting, you also met a lot of beauties, and Xiao Yezi is one!"

Xiao Yezi knows?Chen Ya was speechless, obviously Qin Fatzi said everything, this guy who has no righteousness, but Ma Ling is qidao:

"You men, all of them are big turnips!"

Hearing this, Chen Ya couldn't help but refute, raised his eyebrows and asked:

"In the eyes of you women, are men all flowery?"

"Isn't it?" Ma Ling asked rhetorically.

Since you think so, I'll have a good fight with you, Chen Ya tugged at the corner of his mouth, and couldn't help but say:

"Let's not talk about the problem of men's hearts, let's talk about women, have you liked lively and humorous boys since you were in elementary school?"

Ma Ling was stunned for a moment, and after thinking slightly, she nodded, while Chen Ya continued to ask:

"When you go to junior high school, do you like boys with good academic performance?"

Xueba male god, there is nothing wrong with it, Ma Ling nodded again and admitted, Chen Ya saw this, and asked again:

"In high school, do you have a better impression of boys who play basketball well and have athletic cells?"

Sunshine boy, even more problematic!

Ma Ling nodded for the third time, and Chen Ya also asked the last question:

"Now, do you like men like 'warm men' again?"

Warm men, women like it, okay? Ma Ling rolled her eyes, but she didn't understand what Chen Ya was doing.

At this time, a smile appeared on Chen Ya's face, and then said:

"Have you all admitted it? You women, from childhood to adulthood, have always changed! And what about us men? From ancient times to the present, we only like women who are beautiful and have good figures, and this has never changed. ”

"So...... Why do you say that we men are distracted?"

At this moment, what Chen Ya said was righteous and awe-inspiring, but he was justifying the name of the majority of male compatriots! On the other hand, Ma Ling was dumbfounded when she heard it, and wanted to open her mouth to refute, but she didn't know how to say it.

It is true that men only like women who are beautiful and have good figures, and women's preferences are changing all the time, so it is self-evident who cares about them.

"You are a crooked!" Ma Ling was furious.

Crooked reasoning is also reasonable, Chen Ya laughed, then picked up the wine jar, poured himself a glass of liquor, suddenly stopped his movements, opened his mouth and asked:

"You didn't get drugged, did you?"

"Drugged, are you insane!" Ma Ling rolled her eyes.

When Chen Ya saw this, he drank it with confidence, how could the spicy liquor enter his mouth, how could it be a cool word! And when Ma Ling saw this, he couldn't help but say:

"Hmph! I just asked if you wanted to drink it, didn't you say you didn't want it?"

Hearing this, Chen Ya drank two long sips of liquor and immediately smiled:

"Don't you know that we men say no, but in fact, the body is still very honest?"

......

[PS: Temporarily insert a piece of good news, the main station will recommend it on Wednesday next day, counting the book written to the studio, this is the third time Lao Sha has been on Sanjiang, no!

Well, although there is no Hanlin Academy now, and there is no so-called Sanjiang ticket, but for Lao Sha, it is still worth being happy, and I hope that the results of this book can surpass the previous wilderness. 】