Chapter 193: A Reckless Man Who Doesn't Know Poetry
On the sofa, the Emperor of Heaven looked at the panicked knight Ji, and the others covered their ears when they saw this, and began to explore the cover, while looking at the helpless Artoria with pity eyes.
It's an honest duke's favorite like this, and it's incredibly easy to fool at the moment, and the fastest record set by these honest people is one minute and three seconds, and I don't know if this knight Ji can break this record.
"Do you know what we do?"
The knight Ji, who was loving food, raised her head, her face was inexplicable, she was summoned by the reality gem, she could be said to be in a hurry to come and go, and she didn't even know the name of this summoner, how could she roughly know what they were doing?
"We are the saviors of the whole pluralistic world!"
Medi reprimanded angrily: "These people here are all mobilized to fight against the master of the Eastern God System, the fierce Heavenly Emperor, that guy is scurrying around in the multiple worlds and worlds, because of him, because of the world he was killed has reached an infinite level!"
In order to contend with such a ruthless person, we just stood up, no salary, no compensation, and no sweetness, just one mind, burning our own lives for the sake of multiple heaven and earth to release light and heat to the dark future, just like Lu Bu you saw before, that guy as an accomplice of the Jade Emperor, do you know that he murdered people? Hundreds of billions! Yes, hundreds of billions of people! And you? Fang Cai wants to help that kind of person kill us?"
Knight Ji Qiao's face turned pale, and she shook her head in a panic: "No, it's not so, I'm not, I don't, I just want you to know the tension of Avalon's destruction, I'...... I ......"
"I know you don't blame it. ”
Medi's expression, which was still cloudy, changed again, and was replaced by an exclamating look.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so fierce to you, I've heard of you being a noble and immaculate knight, I'm just because the pressure is too great, the horror of the ghost god and his absolute strength, let me lose my mind and vent the liver fire accumulated due to pressure on your body, I solemnly apologize to you, you wait a minute, I let the Great Snake Ji see if this Avalon can be repaired." ”
Saying that, Medi used spatial teleportation in front of Knight Ji to solemnly hand over Avalon to Orochi.
"Listen to me, you have to use all your strength, and you will repair this thing for me at all costs, even if it is used for Haotian's resources. ”
The big snake Ji looked confused, what is the so-called resource used for Haotian? And is it inconvenient to be armed with a point of view? Not to mention repairing, it is not a matter to simply build one, the Grand Duke said it so strictly......
Looking at the demeanor of the Grand Duke's enthusiastic tone to a chilling level, the Great Snake Ji was excited, and immediately understood that his Grand Duke was fooling people again.
Therefore, she immediately put on a hesitant, hesitant, hesitant look.
Sure enough, the big public horse scolded him, saying that it was impossible to sacrifice the strengths of others without fear for the sake of fighting Haotian, and it was not right to do so......
This conversation, coupled with the holy light that the Emperor of Heaven bloomed from behind him, for the person who inquired about Medi the most, he only thought that it was extremely embarrassing, but it was enough to make the knight Ji feel guilty to himself.
So just as Medi was about to hand over Avalon to Orochi, Knight Hime couldn't help but hold Medi's hand.
"After hearing these words, how can I turn a deaf ear as a knight? I'm sorry for this gentleman, because of your identity as the Emperor of Heaven, I judge people by their appearance, and seeing this holy light that matches the name, you are undoubtedly a good person, can you teach me to fight for the coming day of heaven and earth under your command?"
In the room, Black Charcoal jumped on the table and held up the chronograph in his hand to indicate that the new record had been broken.
In the salted fish fast food restaurant, the knight Wang Zheng, who had just set a new record for the fastest to be fooled, said with a resolute and arbitrary face that he wanted to enter the army to resist Haotian and shed his blood for the great cause of liberating the whole world from Haotian's terrifying rule.
For this reason, she said that the repair of Avalon could be postponed and the most important resources could be used first.
"All in all, after this fight, I'll go home. ”
Knight Ji was very strong and put up a flag for herself
"For this, you want to come under my command?"
Medi looked at Knight Ji with a look of 'admiration', and then shook her head with 'regret': "This knight lady, I admire your precious knightly energy, and I also admire your courage to sacrifice yourself to devote yourself to this miracle with almost invisible success rate. ”
"It's unreasonable!"
Artoria said proudly: "I used to want to be kind to the weak, to fight against the strong and the violent, to fight against all mistakes, to fight for the bare-handed, for anyone who begs for help from me, to be fearless in the face of a strong enemy, to be worthy of God, this is the ...... of knights."
"I refused. ”
Medi held up the hot tea and chuckled.
"Huh?"
Knight Ji looked at Medi with a stunned expression: "What did you just say about this gentleman?"
"I said no. ”
Medi tasted the mellow aroma of the hot tea flowing between her lips and teeth, then looked at Knight Ji and shrugged her shoulders and said, "Why did I let you enter us like this?"
Artoria frowned and said suspiciously, "Sir, didn't you say that the enemy is so strong that you are almost forced to gasp?
"Of course it can come in handy,......"
The demeanor of the old god Medi who was there to taste the tea made everyone who planned to get out of the bunker continue to hide back, but they knew that the Grand Duke had turned on the mode of no heart again.
"Didn't you notice that a minute ago you were still shouting at me to kill, but a minute later, you changed your attitude and wanted to enter my command and fight to the death with the Emperor of Heaven? Of course, I don't question you for not having any intentions, it's just that you are too easy to fool, I'm not very at ease, you have to know that in our business, the strength is still secondary, the link is to be strong, and the will to never cooperate with the sinister. ”
The knight Ji, who had never been questioned about his willpower, stood up indignantly and wanted to argue something, but in front of the ironclad evidence, he was speechless.
Although as a knight, it is not reasonable for a person who fights against violence and fights with his bare hands, the fact that she changes her attitude in less than a minute is indeed easy to misunderstand.
"If that's the case, that's a shame......"
Knight Ji stood up with a look of regret, picked up Avalon and planned to leave, anyway, you can fight the sinister anywhere, you have to find an organization if you don't need it.
At this moment, the voice of the Heavenly Emperor behind him sounded.
"Of course, it's not impossible for you to enter, how about handing over Avalon to the Great Snake Ji to study it, so that you can analyze the defense props, and continue until Haotian is defeated?"
"How to ......"
Artoria just wanted to refuse, but after seeing the banter in Medi's eyes, he struggled for a long time before he sighed and handed Avalon over: "I'd be happy if this could allow the sinister warriors to reduce casualties, and in addition, it will confirm that I have no way out, right?"
"Thank you. ”
Medi unceremoniously took Avalon and threw her at the nearby Gates of Hell.
"What do you want this for?"
On the side, Celestia relayed her doubts to the past.
"What else could it be, don't you think it's fun?"
Medi looked at the knight Ji who was trapped by the goddess of love and asked for warmth, and the corners of her mouth turned up slightly: "This kind of person who has to say thank you to me after being deceived, I am the most porridge." ”
"It's a shame that you're still so playful. ”
Celestia said speechlessly: "Lu Bu's absolute strength, you haven't found a strategy method yet, so you're going to play?"
"Lu Bu?"
Medi shook her head and Shi Shiran said: "That guy, don't be afraid at all, just before that guy in the Chen Palace has already confided in me his lord's biggest weakness." ”
"Huh?"
Celestia asked suspiciously, "I'm also listening to what he said, he doesn't seem to have mentioned Lu Bu's weaknesses, right?"
"A unilateral growth can become the greatest weakness of that unilateral at any time. ”
Medi snapped his fingers and laughed: "He cleverly wants to use Lu Bu's strength to swing my mind, so he said that Lu Bu has 99% of his hidden strength, and only uses 1% of his strength to fight me, and this hidden 99% of his strength is Lu Bu's biggest weakness, no one is more powerful than me, how do you feel ......"
"By the way, since someone has joined the gang, let's have a dust washing banquet while it is ready, you know what the ingredients are, right?"
"It's good that you know what to do. ”
Celestia could only lament that her IQ was gradually unable to keep up with the conversation, and at the same time turned around to arrange the whole cat feast.
"A banquet?"
The knight Ji, who had just joined the gang, looked flattered: "Although I am very porridge banquet, it is wartime, and resources are very tight, so there is really no need to do this kind of thing in order to welcome me." ”
Medi asked suspiciously: "I'm planning to cook a few dishes of wolfberry longan stewed cat, five-spice stewed cat, raw braised cat meat, black chicken braised cat, and roasted cat intestines, do you want to?"
Knight Ji suddenly straightened his expression: "I realized my mistake, it is precisely because of the war that it is impossible to go hungry, right, sir, it is good to use a banquet to ease the nervousness of the soldiers." ”
"It's good that you're clear. ”
Medi nodded freely, then looked to the side, and was tiptoeing to leave the restaurant, Black Charcoal said, "Don't run, I won't eat you this time." ”
Black Charcoal was shocked, and after a horrified look at Medi, he ran faster.
The gate is so dead, it is being covered by the knight Ji, facing the pitiful and cute appearance of the black charcoal, the knight Ji thought about it and closed the door heavily.
It's not a good idea to extravagant food.
"Come here, there's a mission for you. ”
Medi smiled and said to Black Tan: "The mission is the easiest, since Lu Bu and those people have regarded you as their own, if you don't exercise it well, I want you to sneak in and help me do something." ”
Hei Tan suddenly became energetic, patted his chest proudly and said, "It's no problem, what's the matter, Grand Duke." ”
"Go and pull their IQ down to the same level as you. ”
The kitten was silent for a moment, then shook its head in confusion.
"It's right if you don't understand, not knowing anything is where you are the strongest, go and liberate it, I look forward to your performance." ”
The kitten, who thought it had been rewarded, ran away with joy and returned to its cage a minute later.
It doesn't know the way......
Black Carbon was sitting down at the table in style, asking Meditech one of the most nervous questions.
"It's dangerous to go to the enemy's stronghold and hide in ambush, isn't it?"
"It's the Infernal Hell Path that doesn't move to reason, and the danger is not ordinary. ”
Medi chin conflicted, looked at the black charcoal in front of her with interest and asked, "How are you afraid?"
"Don't move to reason, Grand Duke!"
The indignant man of black charcoal stood up: "Watching your cute pet die like this, don't you love it?"
"What do you say?"
Medi sighed, "Actually, I sent you there with a lot of determination, and you know that I want to eat you all the time...... If it weren't for the fear that it would lead to a drop in IQ. ”
"Then the Grand Duke, wouldn't it be better for you to go?"
Black Tan put forward a plan with the most feasible plan: "Anyway, as long as you go over and move your mouth a few times, you don't have to make that Lu Bu disarm and obey in a few clicks, right?"
"That's true, that's right. ”
Medi clashed her chin and said: "Chen Gong on the other side is not a vegetarian, he can instantly deduce my existence from Nanhua's jumping location, and his routine must be the most amazing, so I plan to send you over and lower his IQ." ”
"Does this work?"
Black Tan looked confused: "I've been with the Grand Duke for so long, and I haven't seen any signs of the Grand Duke being down." ”
"Empty words, 99% of my IQ has been sealed, no matter how you descend to me, I will be in this state. ”
Medi sighed, waving her wrist to indicate that Black Charcoal should hurry up to the enemy's camp.
"Of course, I'm not a vicious person, if you really don't want to go, you can do it, how about staying and participating in the all-cat feast?"
"There are only two ways...... All right. ”
Like a lovelorn little girl, Black Carbon stood up in frustration, and walked inside with an unusually cold back, giving Medi the feeling that she would soon return with a few oranges.
"How do I feel that something is wrong?"
Celestia on the side looked at the cold back and thought about it, and always felt that something had been missed by herself?
"Because there is a way to live. ”
Medi blew the camellia words floating on the tea water, and Shi Shiran said: "It didn't take into account the third option other than 'go' and 'don't go', and this is where the black charcoal grows, seeing its serious thinking, you also forget that in fact, it has been fired from me, and after going out, it simply spread out the catwalk and ran away...... And that's how it really is. ”
Celestia gasped and stared horrified at the black charcoal that had been brought back from inside.
It forgot to ask for directions again......
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Now, just as Medi was trying to find a way to send the black charcoal away, in a military tent with a heavy aura of death, Lu Bugao sat on a throne made of a large number of blades, looking below him, Diao Chan, Blue Winged Bat, Shencai Python, and Chen Gong were lined up one by one.
And now, Chen Gong is reporting to him about the environment in front of him.
"My lord, considering the extraordinariness of Miss Diao's 'Mirror Flower Water Moon', the world we destroyed is only the 'inside' of this world, which means that the Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor should still be alive somewhere. ”
The humble scribe respectfully said, "Now it's up to you what you want to do, my lord." ”
"Gongtai, I found that you seem to be determined by me no matter what you do lately, and the time to give me advice is getting less and less, did you make you angry?"
Lu Bu took Diao Chan and looked at Chen Gong suspiciously.
"Lord, what I said is that Chen Gong has been derelict in his duties. ”
The strategist shook his feather fan and thought for a while, and then said helplessly: "Although I really want to offer a strange plan to the lord, but it is a matter that must defeat the weak with the weak's ability, and we who have the absolute strength of the ghosts and gods just need to run over it, and the foothold of the grand duke is not unpredictable." ”
At this moment, a gloomy voice sounded from the main hall: "It is indeed not difficult to predict, I have never thought of escaping." ”
"It's!"
Except for Lu Bu, who was still drinking safely and calmly in the camp tent, the expressions of the other people changed greatly, and then they all realized that this voice was the voice of the Heavenly Emperor Grand Duke, where did it come from?
"Intrigue is used by the weak?" ”
The playful voice of the Emperor of Heaven echoed all around: "If the muscles are not trained for a long time, they will be slack, and the braincase will rust if they do not move for a long time. ”
Chen Gong's expression turned slightly pale, and he still said calmly: "You want to use this method to make the lord have a different heart to transfer me out of this position?
"It seems that you still have a lot of IQ left, and sure enough, I immediately understood my purpose. ”
After the Emperor finished speaking, he said in a serious voice: "Okay, you guys are talking about it, now let's talk about a lot of serious things...... Mr. Bongxian, I think you should be familiar with this voice. ”
After a moment of distortion in the voice of the hall, there was a terrible scream, and in the scream, there were a few fresh words such as letting go of small dried fish.
"That's right, your companions, the life of this cat demon is in my hands, if you want it to go home safely and soundly, I will obediently put you in your hands, and the God of War Xingtian will be sealed and handed over to the limbs, otherwise it will ......"
On the one hand, Diao Chan, who was surprised by the kidnapping of his cat, vaguely thought that this sentence seemed to have been heard somewhere?
"Vulgar guys, how dare you use such a subordinate method!"
Lu Bu, who had been drinking freely on the side, slammed the luminous cup in his hand on the ground and glared at the flashing gossip mirror on the nearby table.
"Vulgarity is a reward for the Emperor of Heaven. ”
Medi laughed, "This cat is the most nervous companion for you, isn't it?
This kind of inexplicable business, the ghost will agree.
As soon as Chen Gong wanted to complain, Diao Chan on the side was already looking at Lu Bu with tears in his eyes, seeing that Chen Gong wanted to vomit blood.
"Is that cat really that nervous about you?"
Lu Bu asked a little embarrassed.
"No, I'm not nervous at all, it's just a cat I picked up, and I'm not nervous at all. ”
Diao Chan said uncomfortably that he couldn't let go of the cat that instigated him to shake when he disappeared.
"It's just that the cat seems to control many secrets on the side of the Heavenly Emperor, Feng Xian, I think this business can be had?"
Diao Chan asked expectantly, seeing this, Lu Bu reluctantly took out four cards from his arms, anyway, for him, no matter if he was holding a four-card opposite, it was no different, but there seemed to be something wrong with this business, there was ......
Where did that cat come from?
In the military tent, Chen Gong looked at the cat that was comfortably gnawing on dried fish in Diao Chan's arms with a speechless face and sighed: "Is it really okay for the lord to be like this?
"Is it different?"
Lu Bu asked suspiciously: "If the other party has one, we will grab it, so if the other party has five, we won't grab it?"
"Forehead ......"
Chen Gong said with an embarrassed look: "What if the other party unlocks the seal of Xingtian and releases the God of War who can only be sealed by the Heavenly Emperor?"
Lu Bu laughed heroically and said, "Isn't that better? Gongtai, what do you think is collecting these for?"
"Isn't it to absorb the strength of the God of War and become stronger?"
Chen Gong asked with a look of surprise, he continuously thought that there was nothing worthy of the lord's desire other than strength, and there was an emperor who was far stronger than the lord's strength in the pressing environment.
"It's also So-and-so's fault, I thought that So-and-so would know if I didn't say it, and for me who can be infinitely reborn and become stronger, it's just a matter of time, and I don't need to absorb the strength of the God of War at all. ”
Lu Bu said carelessly: "And compared to the stronger strength, what I desire is the opponent, not the opponent who can crush me with one finger like the Emperor of Heaven, but the opponent who can accompany me to fight happily, I am the one who wants to regenerate the God of War the most." ”
Chen Gong opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say.
Now he finally realized that he had never looked through the lord, just like the Heavenly Emperor had played.
"Now that things have been swapped, ...... Let's get things back. ”
Lu Bu stood up slowly, and looked into the distance with an increasingly cold gaze, although he didn't know where the Heavenly Emperor was hiding, but he couldn't run the monk to the temple, as long as he smashed the bright light avenue, that guy should come out, right?
"Big man, your strength can be really strong, if you have only one strength, you can't overcome my grand duke's at all. ”
The black charcoal that gnawed on the dried fish jumped out of Diao Chan's chest, stood on the table with his hands crossed and said proudly: "If you go now, I guarantee that you will definitely be unlucky." ”
"Oh?"
Lu Bu on the side said disdainfully: "You mean, can he defeat me?"
"No matter how different your strength is, it will not be as different as the Grand Duke and Frieza who have just entered the Heavenly Emperor platform, and do you know what the Heaven and Earth Emperor is like now?"
Hei Tan was unconvinced and shouted for his master: "She was fooled by my grand duke, and she can be fooled by my grand duke again, a big man like you who doesn't have a long brain, will definitely be deceived so that he doesn't even have pants left, the only thing the grand duke is worried about is that you bring the guy who pretends to be forced with a fan, because that will make you look not so easy to fool!"
"Is so-and-so really underestimated on this? funny! funny! funny!"
The little black cat's words seemed to amuse the general, and he laughed and picked up Fang Tian's halberd: "Do you really think that a reckless man who doesn't know poetry? ”
"Please be careful, my lord. ”
Chen Gong hurriedly stepped forward and persuaded: "The enemy is the Heavenly Emperor who is the best at attacking the heart, if you can, please ......"
"Gongtai, do you also think that a certain family will be easily fooled?"
Lu Bu frowned unhappily.