Chapter 192: Gifts

"Want to escape by digging a tunnel? It's hard to imagine that you'd come up with a plan that won't have a zero chance of success. ”

Medi sang the praises, and then, in the dejected eyes of Black Carbon, brutally crushed the pit it it had managed to dig.

"Ahh

The vast tears of the black charcoal noodles were suddenly left in an uproar.

"Oh, I'm really sorry, speaking of return, you're right, my biggest weakness is that it's hard to guess the mentally retarded mind, can you report me what kind of mentality you are in to selectively stand on the side of our enemies, and hook up with them to resonate?"

"Because Miss Diao Chan is really being treated by the Grand Duke, you are too pitiful. ”

Black Tan looked weakly at the crowd that trapped him in all directions: "The bat spirit and the snake spirit are the people around me, and I want to protect the two of them at that time, is this no problem?"

"Defend our enemies and beat our teammates?"

After a period of silence, Medi sighed sincerely: "Okay, I was stupid to plan to inquire about your thoughts, all in all, you little thing really took our black history and exploded everywhere, didn't you understand at all, even if you really have steps to go down, you can't change any of your endings?"

After being silent for a moment, Black Tan shook his head a little confused.

"Forget it, if you can take that step into account, it won't be called black charcoal. ”

Medi pressed her finger bones and surrounded the black cat with Lashri, Zaheer, silverfish, and Celestia.

"Defendant Cat, now that we are accusing you of the charge of 'You Know Too Much,' what do you have to say? ”

Hei Tan hesitated and asked, "Grand Duke, is there any difference between these two options?"

"Yes, the difference is that you die after howling a few times, and you die almost silently, because no matter what you plan to say, our determination to kill you will never become, don't say that we are not democratic, I have a lot of ways to die for you to choose from, say you want to die spicy, boiled to death, about barbecue to death, of course, soup to death. ”

"You're not a complaint at all, but you're planning to be executed!"

Surrounded by everyone, tied to the barbecue grill at a loss, Black Charcoal asked expectantly: "Is there anything that can't die?"

"No, none of the people present here will save you, so unless a miracle happens today, you are really dead. ”

Medi clashed her chin and said thoughtfully: "In the end, you can choose a sentence to make a master, how can I be interesting enough to you?"

"Can I call for help?"

Black Carbon raised his hand weakly again.

"Call it. ”

Medi generously agreed to Black Carbon's trivial request, and then looked at Black Carbon, who was shouting for help, and laughed, "Even if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you, and I don't think you have anything worth saving others...... Huh?"

Almost as soon as Medi's words fell, the space in front of Black Charcoal began to ripple, which was a sign that something was teleporting here.

Before Medi and the others could understand, the sound of glass cracking in the sky sounded one after another, and the space was rudely torn to pieces by a pair of large hands wearing gauntlets.

Then a figure who was stronger than Medi and at least three meters tall burst into the void and came to Black Carbon's eyes.

Medi looked at the 'big man' in front of her, wearing a three-pronged purple and gold crown, wearing a unicorn armor, a phoenix skirt on the lower body, a dragon robe behind him, stepping on a tiger's head, white lips and red teeth, big ears and shoulders, and couldn't help but cover his face with his hands and sighed deeply.

"Another tired fellow is here. ”

The man glanced at Medi, who didn't know what he was talking about, suspiciously, and then took off the Fang Tian painting halberd behind him and said to Hei Tan in a deep voice: "Although I don't know what your cat demon is from, since you have the taste of Diao Chan, you should be her new subordinate, right? Remember! Under my Lu Bu, the word 'help' is absolutely impossible to say! A man can die standing up, but it is absolutely impossible to live on his knees!"

But I'm a female succubus......

Black Tan muttered quietly, then closed his mouth very wisely, looked at Medi complacently and said: "Grand Duke, you see what I said is right, your biggest weakness is that you can't count people like me, and this general is clearly such a person." ”

"Hmph, the corners of my mouth are quite sweet. ”

The corners of the man's mouth turned up slightly, although he didn't know what kind of person he was in the black charcoal mouth, it was a kind of proud tone, he should be praising him.

"Remember my subordinates, there's no need to just talk about it. ”

Medi squinted slightly, shook off the feather fan, and then ignored Lu Bu and looked behind him at the most humble man who was holding a feather fan like herself, looking the most weak.

Compared to Lu Bu, whose IQ is about to be pulled to the same level by black charcoal, this person who is looking at black charcoal with puzzled eyes is the real hot guy, he should be the magician Chen Gong in Nanhua's mouth, right?

"I'm sorry, I don't want to do anything to you right now, can you give us this cat?"

Medi stepped forward, flipped over his hand, and found a card in his palm, showing it to Lu Bu and Chen Gong.

"I know what you want is a card that seals the body of the God of War, right, I can exchange this card for it. ”

"Beware of the swindler!"

Chen Gong hurriedly stepped forward, stood behind Lu Bu, and said in a low voice, "This business is very wrong. ”

"What's wrong?"

Medi pressed her forehead and gritted her teeth, "Are you stupid? as long as you hand over that cat for us to roast, you can get this Lea card, what are you waiting for?"

Lu Bu also looked at Chen Gong suspiciously, what is wrong with this business?

"Something is wrong with you, the third one who rebels against the sky, Mr. Medi, Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor. ”

Chen Gong proudly pointed at Medi with a feather fan and said affirmatively: "I have also heard of your deeds, you are not the kind of person who will do a business that will lose money, I guess there must be some secret in this cat, so that you will be happy to pay such a big price, and you must also get your hands on it...... And according to the information of the bat spirit and the snake spirit, this cat has the passage of hurting the Jade Emperor, presumably you need the kind of method that can resist the Jade Emperor, right?"

Medi turned sharply to look at her companion behind her.

They all look embarrassed and have a godly look.

There will always be many things in this world that normal people can't do, and smart people can't do, but only fools can do it.

Looking at Chen Gong with an expression of 'I have seen through you', Medi sadly found that after leaving herself, the true talent of this guy began to show, the kind of extraordinary physique that has no reason, is extremely strong and arrogant, whether it is the enemy or the IQ of his own people, he has pulled it to a horizontal line......

What kind of monster did you raise?

"At least, I can't let my sin continue to be magnified, so hand it over. ”

The Heavenly Emperor looked at Lu Bu and Chen Gong, who had been reduced to wisdom, with pity, and sighed.

"Listen to me, that guy is a kidnapped hostage, your Miss Diao Chan is a kidnapper, and wants to use this cat to single us, and now I will hand over the sealed card of the God of War Xingtian to you to redeem the cat, is it so easy and clear?"

As soon as the words fell, the sky suddenly became cloudy with Lu Bu's gloomy expression.

"I know that I, Lu Bu, have been rumored to be unwise in the outside world, but how dare you insult my IQ like this! You are the ones who have been ordered? Are you hostages? And you people who have been beaten have just managed to roast and eat the hostages? I really want to ask! Is my Lu someone really so good at fooling?"

Medi's face was even more helpless: "I really didn't fool you, if I really wanted to fool you, not only would you give me your favorite woman, the best brother, and the most powerful subordinate, but you would also pick up your weapon and risk death with the Emperor without saying a word, you believe me! I really didn't fool you!"

"Enough! What level do you want to humiliate my IQ, who would believe this kind of nonsense!"

Lu Bu roared, Fang Tian's halberd swung, and the dark red mana turned into a terrifying dark red energy flood along the tip of Fang Tian's halberd like a splash of ink, surging towards Medi and the others.

Medi's expression was helpless to indicate that the others would go first, and she took out the four-star dragon ball made of reality gems and waved it lightly, and then a blonde girl found Medi's eyes and half-knelt down.

"Saber followed the call, is you my masder?"

"It's not. ”

Under the gaze of the girl, "How are you again?", Medi casually snatched the scabbard of the girl's holy sword, and then the dragon ball, which can distort dreams and reality, transformed the qi in his body into the scabbard of the holy sword, liberating his true name.

Although the girl said that her name was Saber, her real name was actually Artoria, a character from the dream world of fate, Medi had borrowed the holy sword in her hand to kill a certain ancient king who wanted to flood him with a lot of water, but Medi knew very well that the same attack was the same, and there was no influence on the ghosts and gods in Nanhua's mouth who could break the void at will, and Nanhua's mouth was infinite, so he arbitrarily took the defensive.

Artoria's scabbard, called Avalon, once its real name is Liberation Scabbard, it will be understood into hundreds of tiny parts, constructing an absolute defense space around the user that can isolate all physical interference, even the five major magic cannot infringe.

"Nice props. ”

Lu Bu looked at Medi, who was confronting him with a blow, and then laughed and increased his strength: "If you are an ordinary immortal, it is expected to be very troublesome, I regret that you met me, a martial artist who walks the path of enlightenment, for us, there is no need to talk about so many twists and turns, we just have to rely on this...... Absolute strength!"

After the words fell, the Avalon that Medi unfolded was suddenly covered with shards that were crowded and cracked, and the dark red energy also stretched to the extreme at this moment, leaking towards the vicious surroundings, and several people in the battle were inevitably swept in, suffering the absolute strength from the ghosts and gods.

"No matter how you look at it, the strength of the lord is so exaggerated. ”

Chen Gong looked at the bottomless pit full of flames in front of him and said sadly: "No wonder the Emperor of Heaven will hand over this tense mission to you, even the Grand Duke of the Emperor of Heaven is not a problem if you are out." ”

"Not necessarily. ”

Lu Bu looked at his body in a solemn tone, and as the smoke gradually dissipated, the Heavenly Emperor, who was a little charred in his robe, found it in front of him and Chenggong.

"Well, I'll give you back. ”

The Emperor of Heaven stuffed the broken scabbard to the bewildered girl, and by the way, he gave back a lot of compensation with a little bit of weakness and sent it back with the four planets, and then looked at Lu Bu who was dragging Fang Tian's halberd.

"What annoys me the most is that you guys who do it at the slightest disagreement, and you don't have any craftsmanship at all. ”

"Lu is also the most annoying to you people who play with IQ, and it's not easy to beat around the bush. ”

The man smiled heroically, and then slowly walked towards Medi, the earth could not bear his terrible qualities, and the strong stone path followed him to crack one cobweb-like crater after another, and Medi sighed as she took off the dragon balls strung together and spread them out, and then seven dragon balls floated around him under his control.

At the same time, Lu Bu's eyes also burned like flames, and after laughing three times, he jumped up, and the Fang Tian Painting Halberd in his hand slashed at Medi in the air, and Medi sent a dragon ball made of time gemstones, and the first time sealed Lu Bu's eternal ice.

Then, the prison of time that trapped Lu Bu trembled violently, and the face of the ghost and god looked at Medi, who was constantly increasing his strength, and walked towards him step by step.

"Has the absolute strength distorted the passage of time?"

Thinking about it, Medi's fingers lightly hooked, and he used a strong blood control technique, in fact, after this magic was deflated in front of Yang Jian's eight or nine Xuan Gong's eyes, it became clear that this move could not be used to influence people who had reached a certain level of cultivation, and it was good to use it to explore the enemy's strength.

Sure enough, the Blood Resisting Technique failed again, and Lu Bu's blood was as unfathomable as the infinite depth of the sea.

Medi, who was retreating step by step, turned around and even said that the others were retreating quickly, and then took a deep breath to let the breath in her body ripple out of her body, conjuring up the image of a giant Buddha, and slammed it into Lu Bu with a punch.

"Lord, use that trick!"

Chen Gong, who was following behind Lu Bu in a row, threw the five weapons of 'knife', 'gun', 'shield', 'bow' and 'axe' at Lu Bu, who didn't know when he had two more faces and two pairs of arms.

Soon, the six arms of the ghosts and gods each held weapons and aimed at the Heavenly Emperor of the Transforming Giant Buddha.

"Three heads and six arms?"

Looking at the ghosts and gods holding six different kinds of divine weapons in front of her, Medi was not to be outdone, and conjured the image of the thousand-armed Guanyin, facing the hideous ghosts and gods from afar.

Looking at the two giants who occupied the entire Li world, the people couldn't help but feel a sense of disobedience.

It seems that this battle was fought by the immortals to crusade against the Heavenly Emperor, right? Now a three-headed and six-armed ghost god has sprung out on the side of the immortals, and a cultivator has come out on the side of the Heavenly Emperor? When did this world become so wrong?

Regardless of everyone's sentimentality, the three-headed and six-armed ghosts and gods collided with the thousand-armed Guanyin, and thousands of hands opened on the statue of the thousand-armed Guanyin of the Heavenly Emperor, and thousands of fists smashed into the ghosts and gods with great power.

Lu Bu, on the other hand, kept moving among the countless fists, and the seven-star treasure knife in his hand swung out the 'slashing' spear that ignored any physical defense, causing the 'thrust' that ran through all the stagnant fronts if the number was excessive, and he could also swing the shield to swing away the enemy's 'blows', supplemented by the Xuanhua Axe to 'sweep' all around.

Finally, the ghost god put Fang Tian's halberd on the big bow, aiming at the statue of Guanyin with a thousand hands, and made a smile like a smile.

"Five Soldiers of the War God, Halberd Shooting Style!"

With the roar, the striking light spread out, blasting through the air like a meteor, and the blow that broke the void locked on Medi who calmly took out the spatial dragon balls in an unstoppable manner.

In the next moment, Medi Shundang and Lu Bu switched positions, and the strength of the five soldiers of the military god continued to rise unstoppably, piercing Lu Bu's armor, tearing his body to pieces and disappearing into the air.

Medi didn't feel like she had actually killed Lu Bu.

This is not because he did not obtain resume value, but also because Chen Gong's posture has not changed in any way.

The humble scribe answered Medi's question, and he calmly said: "In fact, the lord who fought with you did not even use one percent of his strength, which is also his bad drawback, and he always hides his porridge so clumsy that he is killed by you if you are not careful. ”

"You don't seem to be swaying at all because your lord was killed. ”

Medi looked at the place where Lu Bu's body was sprinkled and said with a headache, "Could it be that it is an immortal body again?"

"To be precise, it's an infinite approximate ghost and god posture, didn't Nanhua Immortal mention this to you? The lord can't be killed, he is a ghost god who has gone through countless battlefields, he has been killed countless times and reborn countless times, and every time he dies, he will become stronger. ”

With Chen Gong's explanation, I don't know when I found that Lu Bu in front of Medi's eyes slowly bent his bow and arrows, and once again used the halberd style of the five soldiers of the military god, Medi just wanted to repeat the old trick to replace the space between the two again, but this time the gem failed The result, as a bow and arrow, Fang Tian's halberd was already close in front of him.

Due to the huge strength of Fang Tian's halberd, the surrounding space parameters had long been chaotic, and Medida, who had no way to check it instantly, could only take out the strength of the Dragon Ball to contend with it, accompanied by a loud bang, and the dazzling light was centered on the place where the two collided with each other, and dispersed to the entire planet, the surface of the earth was torn to pieces, the sea was evaporated by the terrifying heat, and even the core of the planet was severely damaged, and the entire planet was cracked in the comparison between the power and force of the Emperor of Heaven and the ghosts and gods, and turned into a rather brilliant firework in the heaven and earth.

"Congratulations to the Lord Lord, the aura of the Heavenly Emperor has disappeared from this world. ”

In the Chen Palace's congratulations, Lu Bu sighed: "This is the 10,000th person I have defeated who can be called a good player, after planning a new birth of the Punishment Heaven, that God of War can give me a little unexpected joy, otherwise it will ......"

"What's the matter, lord?"

"It's nothing, let's go call Diao Chan, and the fact that the cat demon's breath is not visible will not make her too sad. ”

In the salted fish fast food restaurant, the space rippled, followed by several one-sided photos falling down one after another.

Medi, who took advantage of the situation and fell on the sofa, picked up the juice and newspaper on it, and sighed: "Fighting with barbarians is really not a wise move, and the emperor is about to die of exhaustion." ”

Eros breathed a sigh of relief on the side: "Luckily, the place that exists as a battlefield is a world where there is no life, otherwise the culture of this world will be destroyed in the battle between you and the other party." ”

"Luckily, the other party shouldn't know that it's a world over there. ”

Celestia on the side muttered: "If they thought that we were all killed in the world, the ghosts and gods might not leave this world like this, that guy's split head is really too unique, it is completely like a creature born from the lesion of heaven and earth, and it is completely inconsistent with the discipline of life, I can see it most clearly on the side, that guy's life and soul have all been wiped out with one blow, but he is inexplicably newborn, and he is also immune to the space displacement that caused his death......"

"It's true that it's like the Twelve Trials of Hercules, the son of the main god, after that Berserker is killed and reborn, he will be completely immune to that danger, and he is a warrior who will not be reformed a second time in the same sense, presumably the ghost god Mr. Lu Bu should also have the same ability, but I don't know if he has a limit on the number of times, if there is no limit on the number of times, then he is really invincible. ”

The knight on the side muttered.

Only then did everyone discover that the girl who was summoned by Medi with the Reality Dragon Ball, the knight king Artoria from the dream world FATE, had not disappeared, and stood aside with the most natural appearance to expose the essence of Lu Bu's ability for everyone.

"Why is she still here?"

Zaheer looked at Medi suspiciously: "Didn't you send people away without giving a hundred yuan after exercising in a row?"

"That's true. ”

Medi chin conflicted as she looked at the standing girl and muttered, "This girl has defied the strength of the Reality Gem with her own will, and she doesn't seem to want to come and leave like this." ”

"Don't you know the reason why I won't leave?"

Artoria clashed her scabbard with her holy sword with a loving expression, her two carry-on Phantasmas were scarred by the rough use, and Avalon was covered with rifts, and the culprit was still sitting on the side with a look of no one.

"Emperor of Heaven, do you think that after doing this kind of thing, you just need to give me a little sweetness, and I won't be angry? Do you know what Avalon represents to me?

The knight Ji angrily trampled the compensation gifts that insulted his knightly immaculate character under his feet, and then waved the holy sword and pointed at the Heavenly Emperor, waiting for a reply.

As a Heroic Spirit, she is an extremely Heroic Spirit, usually the Heroic Soul is a seat tube of the Heroic Spirit, and for some reason, she is resting in Avalon behind her back, waiting for one day to come back and rescue Britain again.

...... In front of her, the Emperor summoned her to this world with a fresh summoning method, and also broke her sword scabbard Avalon, making her completely homeless.

Therefore, the bizarre and angry knight Ji promised that after inheriting the knightly demeanor and leaving the other party behind, he would shout Excalibur to avenge his Avalon.

"It's a pity. ”

Medi looked at the scattered 'gifts' at the feet of Knight Ji with a regretful face and sighed: "That year's king crab, three years' pufferfish, five years' steak, seven years' braised pork, ten years' shrimp dumplings, and a hundred years' fairy rice are all processed through the method of space compression. ”

The knight Ji was so frightened that he threw away the holy sword and scabbard, picked up the gifts lovingly, looked at them one by one, and the more he looked at them, the more depressed he became, and soon he looked like he was missing and bent forward, and fell into a state of impossible revival.

"I really did this kind of thing to these precious foods, this crime of gluttony, is the greatest desecration of my knightly status!"

"You are not guilty of extravagance. ”