"Monk, you're too careful, aren't you? Why do you want to marry three wives instead of two or four?" I continued to tease him.

"Such a shallow truth, you don't understand, the shape of the three horns is the most stable, not to mention that when I was six or seven years old, I played with three little girls, they all married me, and it has been decades, I don't know if they are willing to marry me?"

The Pocket Monk fell into deep thought.

I said, "Hehe, they are definitely willing to marry, but they still have to ask for the consent of their husbands, parents-in-law and children." ”

The pocket monk patted his head and said anxiously, "What should I do then?"

I said, "Easy to do, easy to do." ”

The pocket monk said, "You be a good person, teach me your methods." ”

I said, "It's easy to do, the root of all evil is this broken money, I put it away, and if I don't give you the silver ticket, you won't have so many troubles." ”

With that, I picked up the silver ticket.

The Pocket Monk stared at me with a bitter face and did not speak.

I said, "Why are you staring at me?

The Pocket Monk repeated my words, "I won't, the one who wants to seek your wealth and kill your life, isn't this coming?"

I looked up and saw a team of horses galloping towards me in the distance, dusty in the distance.

It's too late, it's too soon. In the blink of an eye, they rushed in front of me.

Those people circled me and the Pocket Monk in the middle.

There were about 100 men in this caravan, carrying all kinds of weapons, and they looked dressed like people from the government, and a dozen of them kept running around me, and some of them stood behind them.

Dusty......

The pocket monk said loudly: "Are you playing circus, walking on the marquee? It's interesting and interesting, but don't run anymore, the head of the big monk will make you dizzy." ”

At this moment, a horse came out from behind and rushed to the front.

Immediately a bearded officer raised his hand and motioned for those who were spinning in circles to pause.

When these people were given the order, they slowly stopped.

The beard I see is the commander here. He pointed his hand at me and said to me, "O little white face, come near and answer." ”

I replied without humility or arrogance: "I am not deaf, you come and answer." ”

Someone said, "This kid actually dares to talk back, and he is impatient?"

The bearded man raised his eyebrows: "What are you doing here with a monk? I see that the two of you are sneaky, and you must be either a traitor or a thief." ”

I said unhurriedly: "Which law in the Ming Dynasty stipulates that a monk and a layman break the law together?"

"This kid has a hard mouth, answer our Lord Jiang's words well, if you dare to talk back again, see if I don't teach you a lesson?" someone shouted sharply from behind.

"The sycophants are so loud, and the farts don't stink!" said the pocket monk leisurely.

"Phew, the monk dared to scold, wait for me to catch the monk and let the monk let out a few stinky farts. "A man rode out of the group, needless to say, what he just said was what he said.

Behind him there was a burst of laughter.

"Don't catch it, you will scare the monk later, the monk will really fart, I'm afraid of stinking to death. The Pocket Monk said slowly.

The bearded officer surnamed Jiang said to the pocket monk: "Monk, don't mess around, I didn't talk to you, go aside." ”

The pocket monk said, "It's not cool, the sun is killing people, and the wind is covering you." ”

The man who came out of the horse team said, "I know there is a cool place, so I'll send you there." ”

The pocket monk said to the man in a daze, "Where is it cool?"

The man said, "You can lie down and get cool, or you can help you bleed." ”

The pocket monk was not in a hurry, and said, "It's a pity, it's a pity...... I see that you are so enthusiastic, brother, how about I send you a hexagram?"

The man sank and said, "What is a pity? Lao Tzu doesn't believe this, you have a fart to let it go." He said he didn't believe it, but he stopped moving.

"Brother, you're too anxious to eat hot tofu. ”

The pocket monk still said slowly.

The man waved his whip and hit the pocket monk: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to listen to your nonsense, you lie down obediently." ”

The pocket monk dodged the whip and shouted: "I just saw that your eyebrows are sinister, and the Yin Hall is dark, you will have a bloody disaster in the near future." ”

The man was furious and said, "Great monk, you are slandering me, it is better to count others than yourself, I think you should be the one who has the disaster of blood and light." ”

After the man finished speaking, he pulled out a steel knife from behind him and slashed at the pocket monk.

The bearded officer seemed to try to stop him, but he didn't say anything.

The pocket monk shouted: "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, don't be rude!"

After saying that, he got under the man's horse. Then he used his limbs together and hugged the horse's belly at once.

I've seen the skill of a pocket monk, he can fly with a horse's tail, and now it's not unusual to hold a horse's belly. It's just that he's so fat, it's not easy to do this.

The man only felt a flower in front of him, and he lost the trace of the pocket monk. With a sigh in his mouth, Lama turned around, but still did not see the monk.

The pocket monk hugged the horse's belly, especially squeezing his eyebrows at the people on both sides.

Someone in the horse team shouted, "That monk is hiding in your horse's belly, you have to be careful." ”

When the man heard this, he looked down and looked for the monk under the horse's belly. The horse was fat and strong, and the monk covered his pocket tightly.

The man suddenly found a bag hanging on the ground, and he could conclude that the bag monk was indeed hiding under the horse, but the knife did not greet him.

Thinking of this, the man turned over and dismounted, and saw the pocket monk comically holding the horse's belly, not angry but laughing, a brisk step forward, his left hand grabbed the back of the pocket monk, and with all his strength, the monk was dragged down and held in the air.

In fact, the man also wanted to use a knife at first, but he was afraid of accidentally injuring his mount.

The pocket monk was lifted in the air by him, his limbs moved wildly, and he shouted wildly: "You are lighter, the monk is afraid of heights, you are old, don't throw me down, make a long and two short, and find Lang Zhong to trouble." ”

Seeing that the monk was so poor, everyone coaxed: "I have never seen a monk gnaw mud on a dog, can you put on a performance?"

I know that the pocket monk is pretending, so I am not in a hurry, and I will see how he makes trouble.

At the instigation of everyone, the man became more and more excited, and wanted to deliberately show off his means, and shouted loudly: "The trapeze is here." He spun the Pocket Monk in the air a few times, and as soon as he let go, he was about to throw the Pocket Monk out.

Everyone thought that the pocket monk would suffer a crime now, and he would have to shed his skin if he didn't die.

Unexpectedly, the pocket monk was like a piece of kraft candy, sticking to the man's hand. The man shook it a few times, but he didn't throw the pocket monk out.

The man was a little anxious, he couldn't care about anything else, and slashed at the pocket monk with a single knife in his right hand.

The monk kicked and stepped in a panic, and with a "poof", one of the monk's feet coincidentally kicked the man's wrist.

With a "dang bang", the big knife fell to the ground.

The Pocket Monk shouted, "It's terrible, I'm going to kill someone." ”

The monk will shout this.

Before everyone could react, the pocket monk spun around and rode onto the man's neck.

The man seemed to be stunned, struggled a few times, and couldn't get rid of the monk, so he stopped resisting.

Those officers and soldiers only now understood that the Pocket Monk was playing tricks on the man.

Several men came out of the crowd and rode out to try to rescue the man.

The pocket monk begged me for help and said, "Brother, I'm afraid, come and save me, they are relying on the strength of the crowd and want to beat me in groups." ”

At this time, the fox fairy suddenly appeared in my mind, and he said to me: "Jiansheng, you don't have to ask what happens to the pocket monk, let him make trouble, don't worry, he will benefit you and do no harm." ”

After receiving the instructions of the fox fairy, I felt more confident in my heart.

I deliberately shrugged my shoulders and spread my hands, pretending to be helpless, and said, "Monk, don't pull me into the water, I'll just fill up the numbers when I go down, people don't have to do anything, one person drowned us with a mouthful of foam." ”

"I can't drown, the great monk has been able to swim since he was a child, and I can do butterfly, backstroke, and dog planing. ”

The Pocket Monk straightened his chest and said proudly.

I deliberately said, "I'm a landlubber, I don't know how to water." ”

The pocket monk said: "Brother, that's not good, your wife and mother fell into the water at the same time, how can you save it?"

I said, "I'll take a long bamboo pole on the shore to save ......."

Someone shouted violently: "Monk Wuna, don't be verbose, get acquainted and put him down quickly." ”

The pocket monk tilted his head and said, "Donor, you are wrong, you should let him let me down." ”

The man was choked by the monk at once.

Someone else said menacingly: "Monk, it's too late for you to come down now, otherwise Hugh blames the brothers for being ruthless." ”

That person had obviously learned the lessons of his predecessors, and he was afraid of making a fool of himself in front of everyone, so he only used words to intimidate the monk.

The bearded officer just silently analyzed the situation in front of him, and then he took a few steps back from his horse without saying a word.

At this time, the monk suddenly turned to me: "Brother, I asked you to save me, not to let you fight and kill, you are a scholar, this will make you understand reason, move with affection, and do their ideological work, you will definitely be able to save the monk." ”

I smiled dumbly and said, "Monk, this is a curve to save the country." It's a pity that you miscalculated, you don't know that 'Xiucai met Bing, and you can't explain it clearly. ’”

The bearded officer was very calm, and said, "You two play me well, and I'll see what you want to do." ”

"Oh, it's not good, the monk has a bad stomach at noon, I ...... I...... To fart. With that, he jumped off the man.

Originally, when the Pocket Monk said that he was going to fart and stink them to death, I started to think it was a joke and didn't want it to be true.

The man was humiliated by the monk, and his face turned pale. He stooped down to pick up the steel knife from the ground and glanced at one of the men who had just come out of the ranks.

The two raised their hands at the same time, a big knife, a spear, one left and one right, and attacked the pocket monk.

At this time, the pocket monk was half-kicking, pouting his big buttocks, and making a fart shape. As if not noticing the danger approaching.

Just when the two weapons were close to the pocket monk, the pocket monk suddenly disappeared.

The man who made the spear on the horse used his old tricks, and he couldn't stop it, and the spear stabbed straight at the man who danced the knife.

The man was caught off guard, his longitudinal monk's figure could not stop, and he rushed forward with the spear. With a "poof", the spear stabbed into his body.

"Oh, no!" shouted almost two people at the same time.

"It's fun, it's fun, you're too polite, and your acting is too realistic?" said the Pocket Monk, clapping his hands.