"But ......" the pocket monk changed his words and said: "You are too ignorant of current affairs, and the monk's beautiful turbidity will be lost for you, and you will have to pay for it." ”

The pocket monk said to the man who was stabbed before: "I said that you have a bloody disaster, do you believe it now?"

The man knew that he had met a master, but he didn't admit defeat and said, "Monk, I'm in your way, you have the ability to come over." He called for someone, but he took a few steps back.

The bearded officer suddenly spoke: "Monk, don't be ignorant of lifting, if you mess around again, don't blame me for being unkind to you." ”

Everyone watched the bearded officer speak, no one dared to interject, and at that moment, everyone fell silent.

The Pocket Monk ignored the bearded officer, grinned, and said, "So you were very polite to us, didn't you?" ”

As if he hadn't heard the monk's sarcasm, the bearded officer continued: "Monk, I see that you are not coming from the right way, and you are carrying such a big cloth bag behind you, what is in it? ”

As soon as the pocket monk heard the bearded officer say about the bag behind him, his face changed suddenly, and he hurriedly tightened his pocket.

The Pocket Monk said nervously, "The one inside...... That's nothing!"

The bearded officer smiled coldly: "Since there is nothing, what are you lacking in heart? As long as you open it and see that there is really nothing inside, I will let you go." ”

Hearing this, the pocket monk took a step back and said, "Official, this is the monk's capital for eating, you can't say it, you can't say it, you can't open it to see." ”

The crowd became even more interested, and someone shouted, "Monk, what's hidden in it?" ”

"If you know each other, open it yourself, if you let the master do it, it's not so easy to speak. ”

"It must be the gold, silver and jewelry stolen by the monk, and that is the stolen goods. ”

"What to talk about with this fake monk, just cut it with a knife, clean and neat. ”

In the hustle and bustle of the crowd, the pocket monk's face suddenly turned pale.

I was also curious: "What is in the pocket monk's cloth bag?"

But I know that the embarrassed appearance of the pocket monk is pretending, he wants to get away with it, and he must want to open it.

I took the opportunity to fan the flames, sighed and said, "Great monk, if you want to get out, you better untie the cloth bag and give everyone an explanation." ”

The Pocket Monk said to me a little resentfully, "Hey, you are really not a friend enough, you actually help outsiders talk, if they ask you to take off your pants, you will take them off too?"

I thought to myself, "Is this also called a monk?" and he actually said in public that he would take off his pants or something. ”

I said aloud: "Zi said, 'Don't look at incivility, don't listen, don't speak, don't move.'" 'Monk, it's not right for you to do this, besides, if you don't have stolen goods in your bag, then why don't you dare to show them?'

The pocket monk said aggrievedly: "The boat of friendship will capsize, it seems that I am unladylike when I meet someone." ”

I said, "Monk, it's not right for you to say that, I'm here to let you escape suspicion and return your innocence." ”

After listening to me, the pocket monk reluctantly put the cloth bag on the ground.

The cloth bag is wobbly, standing but not falling.

The pocket monk glanced around, and finally stopped his eyes on the bearded face, and said: "Since my brother said, you have to open the bag, and the monk will not worry about everyone, but who will solve this bag?

At this time, someone had already left the saddle and dismounted, grabbed the pocket monk, and volunteered to say to the bearded officer: "Commander, let Lao Wang untie this bag, lest the monk do anything wrong." ”

The monk was a little uneasy, and told him: "Brother Wang, please be sure to hold on to the cloth bag, don't be careless and be blown away by the wind, then you have to pay." ”

The bearded officer bowed slightly.

The man named Lao Wang was allowed to walk up to the pocket monk and said contemptuously: "It's just a rag bag, and if it is blown away by the wind, I will compensate you for ten hundred pieces." ”

The pocket monk said: "It's easy to say, but it's hard to do." I'm afraid you won't be able to afford it then. Brother Wang, please look carefully, hold on, I'll give you the cloth bag. ”

With that, the pocket monk took a few steps forward and really handed the cloth bag to the man.

As soon as Lao Wang stretched out his hand, he snatched the cloth bag from the pocket monk's hand.

Before Lao Wang could untie the rope buckle on the mouth of the bag, the cloth bag that was originally very bulging suddenly swelled sharply, and the more it swelled, the bigger it became, and soon the cloth bag swelled like a balloon the size of two people hugging.

As soon as the north wind blew, the bag ball rose.

"Oh no, this cloth bag is weird, and I'm going to run away with a lot of anger. Lao Wang thought to himself.

Just now, Lao Wang was about to invite merit in front of the bearded officer, how could he let the cloth bag fly away easily, so Lao Wang grabbed the mouth of the bag with two hands.

However, the cloth bag still flew up, and flew lightly into the air.

Before the people on the war horses could come to the rescue, Lao Wang had already been taken into the air.

I didn't understand that this cloth bag was so magical, but I saw that the pocket monk was so panicked that he only stomped his feet on the ground and said, "I told you to take it, but you didn't listen, Lao Wang." The child keeps talking about the old man, suffering in front of him, if this flies away, what can I do for the rest of my life?"

Lao Wang struggled in the air, kicked his legs wildly, couldn't make up his strength, and used the "jack pendant" on the rivers and lakes in vain, but still couldn't stop the rise of the cloth bag.

Everyone saw Lao Wang holding a cloth bag in his hand and hanging it in the air, feeling funny and scared.

"Hey, Lao Wang, don't you want to get rich, you want to drive your bag away and fly high, right? Now that you have good energy, the next step is to travel the world. ”

The pocket monk raised his head and said loudly to Lao Wang.

Lao Wang didn't know if he heard the pocket monk mocking himself in the air, if there was a regret medicine in the world, Lao Wang would take a few pills - he was regretting his recklessness, now that he was in the air, how could he go down?

The cloth bag flew to a height of about ten feet, stopped, and hung in the air.

The crowd shouted and said, "Monk, get your bag down quickly......

"Capture the thief first capture the king, catch the monk and can't run away from the bag. ”

"It's tricky to catch the monk, it's better to arrest his accomplices and replace the old king. ”

Sure enough, several horses rushed towards me.

"This benevolent brother, how do you call the monk, it's a paper kite, and I still have a thread in my hand. Don't run around down there, in case the king falls and hits you, it will be a big bad thing. ”

The Pocket Monk kicked down with his head in his hands and shouted at the crowd.

The bearded officer sensed that something was wrong, and thought in his heart: "This monk doesn't know where he came from, it's better to provoke less, if he attacks me, I won't be able to avoid it." ”

Thinking of this, the bearded officer took advantage of the pocket monk's attention to the air, gently lifted the reins, and slipped into the team.

I looked at the old king in the air, and he looked very funny.

Seeing their messy appearance, I suddenly had a plan in my heart.

I shouted at the crowd, "I have a great idea, I wonder if you would like to hear it?"

The crowd fell silent, and their eyes were all looking at me.

The Pocket Monk seemed to be smiling, and he was also waiting for me to follow.

I said, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is simple, as long as you take a long ladder to let him down." Or shoot the cloth bag with a bow and arrow, and vent the air of the cloth bag, and the person will naturally land safely. ”

With that, I grimaced at the Pocket Monk.

The pocket monk's face was long, and he said, "Little brother, you have this bad idea, you want to kill me? Don't listen to him, if the head is wrong, it will be very bad to shoot the old king into a hedgehog. My cloth bag will definitely fall in three days or two. ”

I said, "If the bag is broken, I will make it up, or shall I pay you a new one?"

As I spoke, "Whoosh." "A few arrows were fired at the cloth bag.

The archery shooter's surname is Zhao, and he is usually not used to Lao Wang's style, so this time he took the opportunity to take revenge on Lao Wang and sent a few sleeve arrows in a row.

The person surnamed Zhao thought in his heart that it was his bad luck to shoot Lao Wang, and if he shot the bag, he would also drop Lao Wang half to death.

A few arrows flew past Lao Wang's scalp, and Lao Wang closed his eyes in fright.

"Poof", an arrow hit the bulging bag, and the tip of the arrow stuck into the bag.

With a "snort", the bag really began to deflat.

Lao Wang shouted: "Ouch, it's not good!"

Lao Wang's hand slipped, his pocket could no longer be grasped, and he fell to the ground like a kite with a broken string.

With a "poof", Lao Wang slammed into the ground, and it was estimated that half of a small life would be removed.

The pocket was still hanging in the air, and a puff of black smoke poured down from the mouth of the bag.

At first it was a small strand, and then it erupted extensively.

The black smoke became thicker and thicker, instantly enveloping the crowd below, obscuring the sky and the sun.

I looked around and found that I was the only one who was alone, and there was not a single black smoke or smell of any strange smell.

"It stinks!" someone shouted.

"Monks have evil laws, pay attention. Someone shouted again.

I saw them covering their noses with their hands, and some of them simply vomited on the ground, vomiting after several days of food.

Those people were like dumplings, "puff puff puff", planted from their horses, and should have been stunned by the stench.

At this moment, the pocket monk walked towards me from the black smoke, waved to the sky, and the cloth bag fell leisurely into his hand.

The pocket monk laughed and said: "This group of officers and soldiers, they are powerful and blessed on weekdays, and they are common people, I just give them a small punishment, and I hope they can be restrained in the future." ”

Monk Pocket and I walked through the smoke belt, and when we looked back, the smoke had not dispersed. It's just that the people inside can't see clearly.

The Pocket Monk asked me, "You still don't worry about them?"

I said, "I'm worried that if they suck up your cigarettes, they won't be able to use them next time." ”

The pocket monk laughed and said, "The monk has no other abilities, but he still has the instinct to fart." ”

I couldn't help but laugh, I dared to love those black smokes, it was actually a monk's fart.

The pocket monk said: "Lay people simply divide farts into two kinds, distinguishing between smelly and non-smelly, what makes a fart does not smell, and stinky fart does not sound." And my fart is divided into three, six, nine and so on, and the one just now is the shallower. ”

I said, "The highest level of fart is about to stink out of the level, and it stinks at the highest level, isn't it as stinky as poison?"

The pocket monk waved his hand again and again and said: "Wrong, big mistake, the highest level of fart is incense, and the smeller is like nearly a hundred flowers." Don't you know that the more poisonous things are, the more beautiful they look at, like those flower snakes, and poppies, and so on. ”

Alas, this is the "fart" theory of the pocket monk.