Chapter 10 Fooled
Bai Luomei continued to say with her eyebrows fluttering: "If you don't want to live one day, give a report to the unit! After the report is approved, you will join the queue sequence, and you will be arranged to die in about one or two hundred years! This death is not really death," in order to emphasize, she bit the word "death" very hard, "but wash away all the memories, only keep the skills, and let you start over like a blank piece of paper!"
If there was a table in front of Chunxiao, it would have been overturned by her by now. Sister, do you have any misunderstanding about the word welfare? After joining your bureau, even if you want to die, you can't finish it, and you have to brainwash people into stupid people and continue to do it, in your heart, this can be regarded as welfare?
However, she felt that with the brain circuit of this goods, even if she reasoned with her, it probably wouldn't make sense, and if she didn't get it, she would quarrel, isn't there such a famous saying? Don't try to reason with a fool, because in the end you will find yourself a fool too......
So she calmly continued to ask, "What else?"
"If you want to talk about the benefits of our unit, then there are more! How good our unit is! Regular! Five insurances and one housing fund will be handed over to you! You can still receive a retirement salary of 50,000 years after working for 30,000 years! You can receive a retirement salary of 100,000 years after working for 50,000 years! Room and board are all covered during the period of employment! Benefits are also paid during the New Year's holidays! And there are three years of paid leave every 100 years! For those who go out on a job like us! The business trip subsidy is raised, and you can rest for a month when you come back from a mission! It is simply a model of low risk and high return! Take 10,000 steps back, even if you are unlucky, you will catch up with one or two sacrifices in the line of duty every year, and the pension can be given to sit on the mountain of gold, which is enough for your family to eat and drink for ten lifetimes! I just don't have a family, and if I do, I want to create some accidents or something! Oh! By the way, you don't have any ha! Then you didn't say this last sentence as me, pinch! pinch!
Chunxiao was still indifferent and said, "Is there anything else?"
Bai Luomei looked at her with some confusion, "Not for the time being." ”
"Oh. ”
"Look, then, why don't we sign the contract now?"
persuaded Chunxiao, Bai Luomei was also secretly relieved, to be honest, it was impossible for her to let Chunxiao go, Chunxiao couldn't go at all. Just now it was just to scare her, in order to keep Chunxiao, she used the power of the wilderness, just for the performance just now, she felt that Oscar owed her a little golden man.
At that moment, she called up a light screen, and said to Chunxiao: "This is a labor contract, after signing it, you will be a probationary employee of the unit, this contract is a bit long, a total of 375 pages, as far as I can see, it's all nonsense, and now you can't understand this text, I don't need to read it, it's a waste of time to read! This contract will be saved to your personal light brain after it is signed, and after the contract takes effect, you can get the light brain and map, and you can automatically convert language and text, and you can check it in the light brain if you have any questions in the future." ”
After finishing speaking, she took Chunxiao's hand and pressed her index finger to the lower right corner of the optical brain screen. The screen flashed white twice, as if it was winking at Chunxiao.
Bai Luomei exhaled a long breath and said, "It's done!"
Chunxiao suddenly felt like she had been fooled.
It's a bit like when you go shopping to buy clothes, and the seller says that you won't sell it for less than 500, and you make a counteroffer and say that 50 won't work, and the seller says you can take it! Although the counteroffer is 450, there is still a feeling of loss. This feeling made her feel very uncomfortable.
Before she could think about it carefully, Bai Luomei pulled her outside! As she walked, she said, "Hehe! Everyone will be colleagues from now on! You can call me Sister Mei! Tell me directly if there is anything, let's be our own people, don't see outsiders!"
Chunxiao secretly wondered: Why didn't you see you so enthusiastic along the way? It should be a weak heart, right? Thinking of this, she was shocked, and suddenly remembered that the relationship between the bat spirit and her just now was so bad, could it be that she was fooled by her like this?
Not to mention, she really guessed it this time!
The scale of this Ten Thousand Realms Administration is beyond imagination, there are tens of thousands of field teams like them in the Xiuzhen Administration alone, Bai Luomei has been kicked out by several squads for various reasons, and in a fit of anger, she submitted a report and set up a separate 90002 team.
In fact, it is against the rules for this person to set up a separate group, but considering that she has served for more than 5,000 years and has the ability of platinum two stars, after research, she still agreed to her application exceptionally.
The regulations of the Xiuzhen Administration Bureau are that because of the risky nature of the work, each field team can recruit talents on their own, which means that the team leader recruits people by himself, and if he recruits, he will be in charge of himself. And Bai Luomei, because of her big personality, has only recruited two big fools, Bat Spirit and Chunxiao, in the past hundred years......
Of course, these are all things that Chunxiao only knew a little bit when he met other team members when he went out on a mission, but these are all later words.
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Chunxiao was dragged by Bai Luomei to another hall, and she was surprised to find that she hadn't walked the same path since she passed through the light gate, and she couldn't help asking, "How big is this place?"
Bai Luomei replied casually: "Don't think about it, it's so big that you can imagine, I've been working here for six thousand years, and I've only been to less than half of the places!"
There are not many people in this hall, and in the center of the hall is a row of counter-like things, on which groups of light curtains appear, and various graphics and words are displayed on the light curtains.
Bai Luomei pulled her to one of the counters and said, "90002 Field Operations Team, newly recruited personnel, system certification is required!"
A mechanical synthesis: "Okay, please ask the team leader to certify." ”
Then a groove stretched out from the counter, Bai Luomei pressed the ring on her hand to the groove, and the mechanical synthesized sound sounded again: "Certification successful! Please stretch out your right hand for the newcomer who needs certification." ”
Chunxiao: "Your certification is too hasty, isn't it?"
Bai Luomei: "Hehe! You don't know anything about the Empire's technology!"
This newcomer authentication is unexpectedly troublesome, two-hand fingerprint scanning, binocular iris scanning, face scanning, voice scanning, height and posture scanning, and there is even such a thing as a custom unlocking action.
After tossing for a long time, the scanning was finally completed, and the mechanical synthesized voice said: "Congratulations on the successful authentication! Now please stretch out your right hand to collect your personal optical brain and map." ”
Chunxiao stretched out her right hand and thought, "This is really! You have to specify which hand to use to take something!"
Then her right hand was caught defenselessly - a cylinder divided into two halves stretched out from the "counter", and then with a "snap", Chunxiao's right hand was accurately sandwiched inside......