Chapter Twenty-Nine: Huh
Gu Xian subconsciously replied: "I ...... in bed last night"
The old man hugged Gu Xian, wrapped his arms around his long waist, and shouted, "Even if you are a ninth-level immortal, you can't escape the old man's self-explosion!
Gu Xian was shocked and covered with cold sweat, under his thoughts, the water element power and fire element power in the old man's body were rolling riots, if they were all fused together, their energy was comparable to a nuclear bomb, and Gu Xian thought that he couldn't dodge it.
He immediately shouted, "Don't be impulsive, old man! I didn't do anything!"
The old man was stunned, the yuan power in his body instantly subsided, his eyes moved, and he said angrily: "I don't believe it!
Yuan Li began to riot again.
"That's it...... I just looked at it, and nothing else!
"I can't even look at it! I'm about to blow myself up!"
"Don't, it's better to die than to live, we have something to discuss......"
The old man's body instantly calmed down, and he said, "How do you say to solve it?"
Gu Xian was stunned for a moment, how could the Yuan Force in this old man's body be calmed down? It won't scare me, right?
But he didn't dare to take this risk, so he cracked his mouth, pulled out a smile that was uglier than crying, and said, "Listen to you, okay?"
"Marriage!" As soon as Gu Xian's words fell, the old man blurted out, "Mei Ning will get married when she comes back!"
Gu Xianzhi stared at the old man in a daze and asked, "What's the matter with the Yuan Force in your body?"
"What's the matter! I'm blowing myself up! If you don't agree, I'll die with you!" the old man blushed and shook his head frantically.
Gu Xian completely understood, this old guy was really scaring himself, he broke out in a cold sweat, knowing that he was bluffing, and he was really afraid of his move, what if it really exploded......?
Gu Xian said angrily: "Don't cave the house! The matter of divorcing her has not been done yet, and I ruined the child's body halfway, I still don't want to become an immortal!"
"Huh?" The old man paused, as if he had thought of something, and ripped off the sheets on Gu Xian's face.
His eyes widened, his face became more and more angry, his teeth creaked, and he asked, "What's your name?"
Gu Xian wiped off the nosebleed on his face, raised his chin and said: "If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname, I, Gu Xian, am dignified...... Oops!"
The old man slapped him in the left eye and his right eye, grabbed him by the neck and knocked him on the head: "So you are that hypocrite?
Gu Xian saw that the old man turned around and drew his knife, turned around and ran out of the camp.
The old man's eyes flickered and he chased after him.
The two men ran around the tent.
Gu Xian guessed that it was probably the grudge that this body had formed before, and turned around and shouted, "Misunderstanding! I am not that Gu Xian." ”
The old man's pupils shrank, and he subconsciously twisted the corners of his mouth and beard, and then brandished a big knife to chase after him, and said angrily: "Liar! ”
Gu Xian jumped sharply to dodge the knife that slashed at his buttocks, covered his buttocks and screamed: "The body is his, and the soul is different!"
"Soul?" the old man suddenly stood up and threw the knife, trembling all over, shaking his hands and saying, "You...... Come over and I'll take a look. ”
"Don't go!" Gu Xian hugged his shoulders and sneered, "I must be playing some tricks again!"
The old man saw Gu Xian's appearance of two hundred and five, he was in no mood to argue with him, he sat on the ground tremblingly, rubbed the corner of his mouth with his index finger and fell into thought: In today's world, all souls are incomplete, and once they are separated from the body, they will dissipate instantly, seeing that this person's words and deeds are indeed different from that Gu Xian, if you use the method of seizing away, unless there is the help of immortals, is it ......
The old man was startled and suddenly turned his head and asked, "Is it a seizure?"
Gu Xian scratched his temples and nodded, "Almost." ”
The old man got up slowly, stroked his beard and turned around Gu Xian three times to the left and three times to the right, and he couldn't see anything?!
He was ruthless, biting his index finger and wiping it to the center of his eyebrows, a white light shot out, he spat out a mouthful of blood, his eyes were cracking, his liver and gallbladder trembled, this person's soul was perfect?! Isn't that a true immortal?! The fairy world has finally arrived, and our hard days can be counted as the end...... No, why did he come here by taking the house? Could it be that something had happened in the fairy world, or were they not sure about dealing with that demon at the moment? Be careful, be careful!
The old man forcibly suppressed his beating heart, nodded without changing his face: "I believe it, you are not demonic, and it is indeed different from that bastard." ”
"Even if you have vision," the corners of Gu Xian's mouth rose, patting the ashes on his body and said proudly: "I, Gu Xian, am upright, dedicated to seeking immortals, and never contaminated with cause and effect, and I will go back to you and say that I divorced her, as for the meeting, forget it, so as not to affect my mood." ”
The old man's eyes lit up, and he said secretly: It is estimated that this kid is acting with me, well, the devil is extremely powerful, and he may be discovered by his divine thoughts if he is not careful, so it's good to accompany him to act!
Suddenly, the old man's face was flushed, his neck was thick, his gray beard was shaking, and he pointed at Gu Xian and scolded: "Look at your dignified appearance, why are you not as good as that bastard?"
Gu Xian jumped up and scolded back: "Look at your kind eyebrows, how can you be an old rascal? Marry your apprentice to a stranger and go to the cave today, you are not a good thing, destroy my child's body, ruin my road to becoming an immortal, dream!"
The old man smiled: "Do you still want to become an immortal?
As soon as the old man's words fell, Gu Xian suddenly exploded, pinched the old man's neck with both hands and shook it and shouted: "Say that I can do anything, but I can't say that I can't become an immortal, the old man is so daring, you successfully touched my reverse scales, apologize to me quickly!"
The old man's body was straight, like a telephone pole, no matter how Gu Xian swayed, he didn't move.
He rolled his eyes to look at Gu Xian, sometimes frowning and thinking, sometimes raising his eyebrows and wondering: This kid is angry, angry, irrational, and his acting is too realistic, should there be a change in the seizure and loss of memory? No, you have to ask.
Immediately, the old man's mental power turned into sound waves and appeared directly in Gu Xian's mind: "Is the fairy world okay?"
"Immortal Realm?!" Gu Xian let go of his hands, looked surprised, and hurriedly said: "Where is the Immortal Realm? Tell me quickly, how to go?"
The old man was dumbfounded, and wanted to reach out to cover Gu Xian's mouth, but he said it too quickly, and his heart was depressed and stuck in his throat: Nima!!
"Hey, tell me where the fairy world is?"
The old man seemed to have lost his soul, and let Gu Xian pinch his neck and shake it around.
Gu Xian threw the old man to the ground and said, "If you don't say it, I also know that as long as I keep the body of a child, but all the cause and effect, and summon a lightning baptism on a thunderstorm, there will be a fairy realm passage opened." Isn't that right?"
"Hehe......" The old man simply sat cross-legged on the ground, stiffened and laughed in an emotionless tone, "You're right. ”
Gu Xian put his hands behind his back, raised his head proudly and said: "To tell you the truth, now I have only one righteous cause and effect, that is, the marriage contract with your apprentice, as long as this marriage contract is dissolved, I will immediately cheat to death, and then go to Brownstone Mountain to cross the tribulation, although there is no guarantee of 100% success, but I have some experience in the tribulation, and I am more than 80% sure of becoming an immortal." How about waiting for me to become an immortal and pull you along, so that you can break the marriage contract with me calmly?"
"Hehe...... "Lao Tzu not only does not dissolve the marriage contract, but also destroys your child's body!"
"Don't smirk, your heart is full of panic!" Gu Xian shook out a spirit, and continued: "How about you pass on a letter of resignation to her now?" or you can ask her to write a letter of resignation to me," Gu Xian gritted his teeth and muttered, "Everything is focused on becoming an immortal, and this face will be put aside first." ”
"Hehe...... "Lao Tzu made you lose face, and I won't be able to turn over in my crotch for the rest of my life!"
Gu Xian was like a wild cat with a flat tail, grabbed the old man's shoulder and shook it, "What the hell is going on with you!......? It's so dampening!"
"If you want a divorce, you tell me to your face, I don't care!" the old man paused, and then continued, "Hehe......"
"Old guy, I've put up with you for a long time!" Gu Xian lifted the old man in the air and shook it back and forth like crazy, "If I dare to find her, I ...... Didn't I go early?"
"Hehe......"
Gu Xian stiffened, his hideous face became even more hideous, the blood vessels in his forehead almost burst, he raised the old man high and raised his head to the sky and shouted: "I fell you halfway!"
The old man was held above his head by Gu Xian, his face did not change, he tilted his head and asked, "Boy, tell me why you don't dare to find me in person? Maybe I will make an idea for you." ”
Gu Xian looked entangled and said, "I felt panicked when I saw her, as if I was sorry for her...... It's supposed to be this feeling, do you have an idea?"
"Oh, young man, why are you so simple......!
Gu Xian hurriedly put the old man down, hoping for it, "But what?"
"Hehe......"