Chapter Twenty-Eight: What Did You Do Last Night?

Gu Xian was touching his face wrapped in sheets to comfort himself, and suddenly there was a tingling pain on the right side of his face, and before he could react, the left side of his face felt the same way.

"Oops! Is there something wrong with the flesh?" Gu Xian didn't have time to think about it anymore, and suddenly teleported to the body of the brownstone mountain flesh.

"It's really effective~" Xiaohuan screamed excitedly in Gu Xian's heart, "I slapped the young master, and he had a heartbeat." ”

Gu Xian tried his best to close his eyes tightly and pretend to be dead, he was afraid that as soon as his eyelids loosened, the tears would not stop, and he wailed in his heart: What have you experienced during my absence......?

Next, Nangong Huangya's words made Gu Xian's heartbeat accelerate to 120 times.

"Great, I might wake up with another slap. Nangong Huangya said, taking care of Xian's face with two big ear scrapers.

Xiaohuan hurriedly put his ear to Gu Xian's heart and shouted, "Fight again, my heart beats faster." ”

Smack!

Nangong Huangya has a forehand and a backhand. Tears rolled down the corners of Gu Xian's mouth one by one and seeped into his lips, salty!

Gu Xian finally couldn't bear the pain on his face, and two tears slipped from the corners of his eyes, leaving two traces of water reflecting the morning sun.

Nangong Huangya suddenly stopped, wiped away the tears from the corners of Gu Xian's eyes with his onion fingers, punched him in the face, and choked up: "Are you moved to cry? It doesn't matter, even if I break my hand, I will save you, and I won't wake up for such a long time, and when you wake up, I will definitely teach you a hard lesson." ”

Nangong Huangya wiped away her tears and snapped pop......

Gu Xian's face was swollen and disappeared, disappeared and swollen, and so on. Nangong Huangya's hand was red and swollen.

"Sister, you take a break, I'll fight for a while!"

When Gu Xian heard this, his whole body trembled, and he opened his eyes violently and screamed: "Don't!!......!

"Wake up?!" Nangong Huangya and Xiaohuan were stunned at the same time, and the two hugged their heads and cried.

"Too ...... It's so hateful...... Makes me so sad...... I, I must teach him a good lesson...... Woo woo...... "Nangong Huangya couldn't cry.

Gu Xian has been in a half-seated state, he regretted that he suddenly woke up like this, his eyes trembled slightly, watching the two of them cry with joy, hugging their heads and crying, his heart trembled fiercely, he felt that he didn't know how to face them, he gritted his teeth: What the hell is going on?

Bang the ground, and lay on the stone with his back facing the sky again: It is estimated that Nangong Huangya was scared, no, no, I can't wake up yet, let's wait for Nangong Huangya's anger to disappear......

He gave himself a reason that he thought was reasonable.

Gu Xian thought of doing it, and he teleported away again with a sigh.

He teleported to Mei Ning's bed again, and pulled open the gauze tent: "Hiss-"

Gu Xian gasped, his heart rose to his throat, he came to face with a white-bearded old man soldier, and the tip of their noses was only one centimeter.

The old man slammed and sat on the ground, pointing at Gu Xian and asking in a trembling voice, "You...... Who are you......?

Gu Xian kept his posture, his eyes were trembling, and his brain cells were running extremely fast at this time: How should I answer this question? Do you want to knock him out and run away? No, no, look at his old bones, he looks like a sick seedling, what should I do if I beat him to death at once? Do you want to teleport and run away? No, no, no, I have been discovered, he will definitely report to Tantai Mei Ning, and I will talk to her about divorce later, and she will probably beat him up first and then talk about it. No, I can't afford this humiliation......

"You're a wounded, aren't you......?" The old man seemed to have come to his senses, got up and patted the dirt on his body, looked at Gu Xian's face wrapped in sheets and asked.

Gu Xian nodded again and again, and said, "Yes, yes, I ...... What am I ...... "You said it yourself, and this immortal doesn't care to lie...... He began to speak insincerely.

The old man patted his heart and said, "So that's the case, it almost scared my old bones apart." cough cough cough cough ...... The deputy general is usually cold, but I can't imagine that there are times when he is enthusiastic, little brother, you are the first person to sleep on the bed of the deputy general of the platform!"

"Oh? really...... Scold...... Heh......" Gu Xian laughed dryly.

The old man approached Gu Xian and looked at him, and said, "You are talking like this...... Ahem...... Full of energy...... Ahem...... Not like a sick ...... Ahem...... kind!"

After the old man finished saying a sentence for a long time, Gu Xian wiped the sheets on his forehead, feeling relieved, "It's finally over......" Every time the old man coughed, Gu Xian felt that he couldn't get angry.

"Ahem...... Small, ahem...... Brother, ahem......"

Gu Xian took a breath and stared at the old man soldier with wide eyes, his face was full of confusion, this is not possible to communicate normally! The old man coughed out of breath, he wanted to take a breath for the old man, and then spit out this depressed breath fiercely, but he felt that he had vomited it out, it didn't work, and the matter left in his heart couldn't be finished in this life.

"Ahem...... You, ahem...... Isn't it, ahem......"

"I can't stand it anymore!" Gu Xian screamed, ran out of the camp tent, and then ran back and asked, "Old man, have you coughed up blood?"

"Ahem...... No, ahem......"

"Understood!" Gu Xian turned around and ran, rampage all the way, rushing into the military camp next door, which was already empty.

Gu Xian grabbed a handful of strips of cloth on the top of his head and went into the food barracks, there were still a lot of fruits and vegetables here, he took out an apple and put it in a bowl to mash, bit his finger and squeezed out a drop of blood.

"A dead horse should be a live horse doctor!" Gu Xian's face was fierce, what was this pain! He felt that if he didn't cure the old man's cough, he would not be able to help but crash to death in front of him.

The more Gu Xian thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became, so he squeezed out some blood, stirred it evenly, and rushed back to the camp with the bowl.

The old man was cleaning, coughing a hundred times, Gu Xian stood in front of him with a swish, and said with a hideous face: "Open your mouth!"

"Ahem, hiccup!"

While the old man was stunned, Gu Xian pinched his jaw and poured him in.

The old man threw away the broom and threw his hands together, and suddenly he turned his wrist, and bang!

Gu Xian spit out two front teeth, fell to the ground on his back, Gu Xian covered his mouth and leaked his teeth, and said, "You...... You white-eyed wolf!"

The old man's gray hair had long since turned black and white, and he maintained an uppercut posture, like a bewildered bodybuilder.

Gu Xian picked up the two front teeth on the ground, got up, grabbed the old man's neck and roared: "You pay me for my teeth!

The old man's black and white eyes were rolling around, shining brightly, he suddenly hugged Gu Xian, gave him a lift, and laughed: "Young man, what kind of elixir did you give the old man? My internal injuries over the years have healed in an instant." ”

"Shit ......" Gu Xian lost two front teeth, and his speech was slurred.

"Oh?" The old man raised his eyebrows, gently put down Gu Xian, looked at him and rolled his eyes, and caught a glimpse of the two bloody front teeth in his hand, he frowned again, snatched it away, took out a tooth from his pocket, and said, "Young man, your two teeth look so familiar!"

When Gu Xian saw the front tooth in the old man's hand, he instantly felt like flesh and blood were connected, and immediately covered his mouth and said, "The teeth in the world are almost the same!"

The old man patted Gu Xian on the back, with a kind face, and asked with a smile: "Young man, where is your family? What do you call it? The old man has to repay you well......! Promise me to you?"

"Do good deeds without leaving a name, you're welcome!"

The old man's eyes flashed, and he suddenly burst out, bang! A punch smashed into Gu Xianhou's heart, Gu Xian slammed a, got up quickly, stared at the incredibly big eyes and roared: "What do you mean?!"

The old man froze, looked at Gu Xian, and then at his fist, with a hellish expression.

"Don't deceive too much, old fellow, I can give you a cough, and I can teach you to cough again!

The old man's eyes flashed again, he took a few steps back, snorted coldly, and said: "If you cure the old man's evil disease, let you go today, you can go! If you come to harass my apprentice again, the old man will pull you to pad your back even if he dies!"

"Are you a disciple?"

"Why, isn't it like that?!" the old man flicked his dusty soldier's uniform.

"Really?" Gu Xian's eyes lit up, since this old guy is the master of Tangtai Meining, then what this old guy said will definitely listen to what Tangtai Meining said, it is better to divorce in a roundabout way, so as not to meet that woman again.

Gu Xian had a subconscious problem that he didn't want to face, he knew that as long as he saw Tantai Mei Ning, not only would he be stunned and cowardly, but what made him even more desperate was that he couldn't help but think of the white picture he saw on the top of the bed from top to bottom last night.

Just as he was thinking about it, he felt blood gushing out of his nose again, and he raised his hand to touch it, and the sheets were soaked, and he had a nosebleed.

The old man was staring at Gu Xian intently, he saw the strip of cloth oozing blood on Gu Xian's face, and then looked back at the bed, a torn sheet on the bed.

His eyes suddenly widened, and the green veins on his forehead burst out, and he roared, "You brute! What did you do last night?!"