Two hours later, on the mountain road, the clouds were light and the wind was light, and the shadows of the trees were swaying.

"Draw poetry, I want to pee," I said.

"You just peed"

"Eldest sister, you poured so much water on me, can I not pee?"

"Find a place to pee yourself, Miao'er, you look at him. Don't let him run," the painting poem said.

"If I don't go, I won't be with this stinky rascal"

"Zhang Miao, is it good to be reasonable. You grabbed my stuff first, and you wanted to cut the mushrooms. ”

Zhang Miao puffed out his mouth angrily, like a pufferfish. Taking advantage of the fact that others were not paying attention, he pinched my armpit and twisted it very hard, obviously to unscrew a piece of meat. It hurts, and I can't wait to bite her.

Ten minutes later, I was drawing the poem in parallel, with everyone behind.

"I said, painting poetry, how do you Water God Palace educate your disciples. I said that it was a man's thing, Zhang Miao and Concubine Qin seemed to be fine, do they only know **?"

"Because the book only mentions **, they haven't seen it. ”

"You still have sex education classes."

"Yes, but it's only a little bit of it, and the teacher doesn't dare to say more. Many people have never seen a man in their entire lives. ”

"You and Shishi seem to understand. ”

"Shishi is a lay disciple. She has a boyfriend and often comes to see her. ”

"What about you?"

"I? I said I've been married three times, do you believe me?"

"Unbelief"

"I didn't lie to you, but I've been divorced three times. Isn't it quite a failure? ”

"Well, I don't think so. Draw poems, you see we can talk like this, why don't you untie my rope. I don't look like a bad guy at all. ”

"Wonderful, didn't you just want to pee? Why don't you go? ”

"Zhang Miao won't let go"

"Otherwise, I'll go with you," the painter looked at me with a squint.

"I, I'm not in a hurry" I felt the air a little cold.

"Why, my sister won't eat you again. ”

"Okay," I said.

Huashi turned to the three people who left: "There is a low pavilion in front, you go there and wait for me." I'm going to watch it."

"Good," the others replied.

In the dense forest, I was ready to pee, and I painted poetry next to the grass to watch the prisoner's head.

"Do you have a girlfriend?" said Drawing Poems stood side by side with me, smiling at my stall.

"I don't know. I said, "I can't pee when you look at me like this."

"It seems to be a lover," the painter carried me on his back, picking branches and beating the grass, "You said that Zijun is the daughter of a saint?"

"Of course, I have never seen a more beautiful person in the world. ”

"If she is the daughter of a saint, she should be. It's just that if you like that, you will be devoted to her, why bother with it"

"It's a long story, but my heart is for Zijun, and Ling Bo treats me very well. I owe a lot to Tao Yao. I don't know what to do."

After urinating, go back to the low pavilion.

Drawing poems is very conversational, cheerful and optimistic. She will answer all my questions. I don't ask, she always finds something to talk about. Joke with yourself while talking. The same is true when it comes to her marriage. said that she had been married three times, but in fact, three men liked her, and she couldn't let go of each of them, so she married each of them once. In the end, it was really difficult to choose, so I came to the Water God Palace. The three people who like him have some origins.

The first time I got married, he was a great poet, and his name was not loud, and his name was Kangqiao. A few years ago, he was a professor at White Deer College, but he died in a plane accident, and his poetry creation is known as the originator of modern poetry. The second marriage was a great philosopher, named Philosopher. Now I come to see her once a year, and I stay for three or four months. The third marriage is a ***, Lan Youcheng. Although he is a second-generation person, he has made great achievements in the construction industry. Now less than 30 years old, he is the vice president of the Republican Building Association, which can be described as a leader among people. I also came to visit her often. After the three of them divorced from Huashi, they did not remarry.

I asked, "Isn't there one of these three people you miss the most?"

The painting poem whispered: "If you really have to make a choice, it should be Kangqiao." ”

"You chose a deceased man because you missed him because he was gone. Or I miss it as I was. ”

The painting poem suddenly fell silent, and he was contemplative, for a long time—

"I won't talk to you about this. She sighed.