At this time, after painting poems and testing the willow leaf sword with blood, I came in from outside the house, and I happened to see Concubine Qin and Miao Er taking off my pants. Shishi hurriedly turned his face around: "Miao, quickly put on his pants." ”

When she saw my thing, she was very excited: "Ah! it's quite big." ”

Zhang Miao and Concubine Qin said with teary eyes: "Sister Painting, he has a poisonous mushroom here, and we originally wanted to help him cut it off." However, the man said that he and the mushroom had been together for many years. I think it's not easy for them to be together, it's so pitiful, why don't we cut it. ”

The painting poem smiled: "What kind of poisonous mushroom is that, that's a man's **." Put his pants on, don't be ashamed. ”

When Miao Er and Concubine Qin heard this, they were stunned for a few seconds, and then they looked at each other, as if they were electrocuted, and stood up from the ground with a thud. He turned his back and yelled at me, "You rascal, put your pants on." ”

I scolded: Damn, my hands and feet are tied by you, how can I wear pants. I was so unhappy to catch it with my hands just now, but now I am actually called a hooligan, so it's the other way around.

"Okay, you two go out quickly, help your senior sister pack up your things, and we're going to go back to the palace" After painting the poem, Zhang Miao and Concubine Qin escaped out of the door, like thieves and were discovered.

Drawing poems squatted down, slowly put on my pants, and tied my belt. Untie the ropes from my feet.

"Where did your blood sacrifice come from," she said.

"You said the Willow Leaf Sword, that's my ancestral treasure. ”

Huashi stood up, supported his chin with his hand, and thought back and forth: "It is said that the blood sacrifice of the Lord in this world is very rare, and only pure yang, pure yin or neutral people can use it, I don't know what kind of person you are." ”

"Then you think I'm the kind of person" I stood up, ready to speak to her and distract her as I broke free from the ropes. So at this time, my body has to shake with every step, like a shiver when urinating.

"Normally, you should be a pure yang body. But when I looked at the sword with my master, it was as cold as frost, and it could never be used by people with pure yang physique. ”

I shook my body and noticed that the rope was extremely strong: "Oh, this way"

"But it's impossible to say that you are a pure yin body, we know too well people who are pure yin, and no man has ever been pure yin"

"Oh, this way" I shook so hard that my stool came out, and the rope was still firmly tied.

"Unless, you are a neutral constitution. However, but it is absolutely impossible, the master said that only one in millions of people will appear in the body of neutralization. Coupled with natural elimination, it was delayed by life. There are basically no more people who can practice martial arts. In addition, people who neutralize the body are extremely unsuitable for cultivation, most of them do not know martial arts, and it is difficult for them to have blood sacrifices. ”

"Oh, that's it. "your mother, shrimp rope, so strong. The hands are peeling off.

"Don't shake, it's the dragon's whisker rope that binds you, and the knife keeps chopping" The painting poem finally couldn't stand it.

"Oh, that's it" I don't shake anymore.

"So what kind of physique are you?"

"I can't do it, it's definitely not kidney deficiency. ”

"I can see it," the painting poem said, "Let's go, take you to our palace master"

On the way to the Water God Palace, Zhang Miao and Concubine Qin wanted to see a mouse and a cat as soon as they saw me. There was a sloppy sound and a back remained. I'm not interested in Zhang Miao, it's not my type. Concubine Qin, I'm happy to tease.

In the pavilion, everyone is resting outside the pavilion. Concubine Duqin stayed in the pavilion to pack her bags. At this time, Yi's back to me, slender figure, very plump, I don't know how old I am this year, in short, the hips are wide, the waist is small, and it looks like a type suitable for reproduction. In the past, when I read books, I always felt that it was too exaggerated to say that Chu Nu had a slender waist, but today I look at Concubine Qin's figure, and I think it's really true.

"Concubine Qin—" I leaned against the railing, "I haven't drunk a sip of water all the way, and I'm so thirsty." Can you hand me saliva. ”

"In the hydration bag next to you, you take it yourself. ”

"But my hands are tied down, it's really hard to take it, you can help me take it." ”

Concubine Qin walked backwards and handed the water bag with her back to me.

"Concubine, the water bag hasn't been unscrewed yet. I can't drink it. ”

She unscrewed the water bag and handed it over: "Don't call me concubine"

"Why"

"The concubine is the closest person to whom she is called. ”

"Oh. Then I'll call you concubine," I said, "Concubine, we have a lot of fate, you have a concubine in your name, and there is a wrong in my name." Is this considered a fate to meet thousands of miles away? ”

"Don't call me Concubine, you just call me by my name, and the two of us won't have a fate. ”

"Three points are destined, and seven points depend on hard work. Love to fight, will win. I said.

"Drink water, I'm going to pack my things. "She kept her back to me.

"Okay, you move the hydration bag up a little bit. ”

She moved up. Point left. She shifted to the left. "A little right". She shifted to the right. "One Point Higher". She moved up.

Concubine Qin stomped her feet angrily, "Drink quickly, I still have to pack up my things." ”

"Right away, right away. ”

I sucked the water bag while admiring Concubine Qin's snow-white arms and graceful figure, and I felt that it was beautiful. I don't know when poetry came to me. took the water bag from Concubine Qin's hand.

With a terrible smile: "I'm so thirsty, my sister is here to feed you," he said, and pressed my head out of the railing, making me face the sky. Take the water bag and pour it into my mouth.

"In our Water God Palace, the last thing we lack is water, drink more. Don't say we're mistreating the captives. ”

Concubine Qin looked at me who was struggling and embarrassed, and actually laughed "poof", hey, I really have no conscience.