The scholars who commented on the country were stirred by the cold mountain wind, their throats and eyes relaxed, and they spit it out, but it was a yellow and green beach.

The fat man glanced at it and sneered: "This scholar, why did the beef you ate before spit out all cucumbers?"

The scholar was stunned for a while, his face turned red, and he blurted out: "What's wrong with the cow I ate and the cucumber that the cow ate?

Everyone laughed and said nothing.

The scholar was ashamed and angry, looked at the coachman in front of him, rolled his eyes, and suddenly began to complain loudly to the coachman, the fare was too expensive, often five taels of silver, ten taels of silver.

The driver was reluctant, turned around and began to retort loudly, and carefully calculated the consumption of the fare for the customer:

"The guest officer thinks the fare is expensive, but it's not expensive. Think about it, first of all, we have to feed the one-horned donkey, you can't let it eat stones, we coachmen, hotel guys, and shopkeepers have to eat, we have to take care of the government on this road, and we have to pay tolls and tolls. ”

I won't comment on whether the coachman's eloquence is good or not, but there is a lot of saliva, and he keeps spraying it to the back.

The fat couple is about to be "flooded". Only then did they discover the scholar's sinister intentions.

The scholar deliberately continued to ask: "Even so, it won't be so much." ”

"There is also the underworld, think about it, there are many dangerous places along the way, but there are actually some cottages, and we have to pay a safety fee. Saying that, the coachman suddenly deliberately changed his tone, "If you encounter sporadic robbers and strongmen, you have to pay alone, which is normal." And the murderers!"

When everyone heard that there might be robbers on the road, they couldn't help but be shocked and didn't dare to speak, but look at the coachman, no matter how you look at him, he looks like a robber.

If people are judged by their appearance, then the coachman, 200 percent, is the standard appearance of a robber.

Everyone looks around, here is inaccessible, there is no shop behind the village in front of you, it is simply a feng shui treasure land for robbing money and killing people and robbing all directions.

Suddenly, the driver's face changed, he lowered his speed, stopped the car, and jumped out of the car.

Everyone was taken aback, what's the situation?

What happened to the coachman?

In a panic, I heard a "bang" not far away, and then the coachman let out a sigh and said "Okay!"

There are robbers!

The coachman is the inner response!

Everyone panicked and got busy.

The fat man opened the box, took out some of the money, stuffed it under his wife's belly, and instructed that he would say that he was pregnant with Liujia when the time came. But it seems that the daughter-in-law, who is already fat, looks like she is pregnant with twenty-six armor.

The scholar threw away the fan, threw away the book of the sages, and began to draw his sword, but under the trembling, he could not draw his own sword.

The woman got up, swept around the crowd with contempt, including the cold-eyed Sijiu, and then pulled the black bag that had been placed on her knee, revealing a pitch-black whip, brushed it, jumped out of the car, and went straight to the driver.

Sijiu touched his nose and regretted that he was too proud of the completion of the five elements and one complement, so he was in a hurry to visit the Xiuzhen Sect and did not prepare weapons.

I had to stand up, pulled the scholar's saber, pulled it out, and glanced at the bright and dangling saber, which looked good, and the word Tu Jiao was engraved on the sword surface.

The three-foot scholar's sword was not seen in the sheath.

Today, I will show the monarch and Tu Jiao on the ice.

remembered that it was recorded in the book that after the hero pulled out the sword, he liked to play it, and praised a good sword, so Sijiu did the same, stretched out his fingers and flicked it.

The sword did not make the expected "buzz".

Rather, it was a "snap",

It's broken!

The sword that looks like this is broken.

The sword of "Tu Jiao" was broken with a light flick.

Sijiu was speechless and threw away the broken sword.

But after thinking about it, as long as there are no cultivators, I am not afraid, and I am ready to get out of the car to see the situation.

But when I saw the woman coming back, she looked gloomy, and the veil couldn't stop it.

He was followed by the coachman, but he was disheveled, and he lifted his pants as he walked, and after lifting his pants, he began to pull some grass to wipe his face.

What's the situation?

So fast?

The woman didn't answer, jumped into the car, sat down and said nothing.

When they got closer, everyone stared at the coachman.

I saw that the coachman looked dirty, and there was some yellow, which seemed to be......

The coachman wiped his face and wept bitterly: "Didn't I just have a diarrhea and didn't have time to say hello?"

Ahh

Everyone looked at it and there was a false alarm. Hurrying to each other.

The fat couple hurriedly put the money back in the box, and then put the waist-thick calves on it, and the bulky body actually moved flawlessly and in one go, and finally let out a sigh.

The scholar didn't dare to complain about Sijiu, so he had to put the broken sword into the scabbard, pick up the sage book that he had just stepped on under his feet, and make a good reading and always upward.

The woman, well, has been quiet, as if nothing has anything to do with her.

Sijiu looked at everyone, and Shi Shiran sat down.

The carriage and horses continued on their way.

Sijiu played with a one-foot broken sword in his hand, studied it, and found that this is a kind of goods, ordinary materials, with poor toughness, so it can't withstand external knocks, but the hardness is okay. However, there was a very thin layer of material on the outside, which looked shiny and dazzling, so he mistook it for a sword that sharpened like clay.

The donkey cart passed through a gentle terrain surrounded by dense woods, but in some places it was obvious that the horse had just stepped on it.

Suddenly, there was a tree across the road in front of me.

Forty-nine is happy, this is the normal routine of robbery.

The coachman hurriedly shouted, "Hoo-hoo-"

The donkey slowed down, and the car was forced to stop in front of the tree.

Two men in archery costumes rushed out on horseback, with five minions trotting behind them.

"Phew!~" A red-faced man on horseback shouted without the robbers, "I opened this road, I planted this tree......"

Sijiu was happy, and directly pinched the conversation and shouted: "I want to pass by here, and leave to buy road money!"

The red-faced robber froze for a moment, and he was held back in one breath, and couldn't help but be furious: "Mom! Which bastard shouts the slogan, does he understand the rules, doesn't know how to rob, does the slogan have to start by himself?"

If you think about it, why did the robbed fat sheep take the initiative to recite the following lines, and the momentum and tension created by the robbers were all destroyed at once.

The woman in the car couldn't help but laugh.

The sound is like the sound of the hand stroking the piano, and the sound is like the wind blowing the copper bell.

The bright eyes are curved and the corners of the mouth are curled, and the pretty face is intoxicating.

The red-faced robber, who was originally angry, didn't need the robber to be happy, and turned back to the other robber and said, "Big ...... Big brother, let's rob by the way, anyway, you don't have a lady in the village. ”

The leader of the robbers, with a black face and a beard, did not answer, but rode around the donkey cart and observed the situation with cold eyes.

The coachman was already holding his head in his hands and lowering it hard, but his buttocks were pouting high.

The two fat couples in the back also did the same, bowing their heads and pouting their buttocks. I didn't forget to secretly press the box with the outside of my arm.

One skinny, two fat and three buttocks, like huge mushrooms planted in the car, still trembling slightly.

I don't know what the three of them think, it's safe to think of themselves as ostriches?

As the saying goes, killing pigs and killing ass has its own way, won't everyone kill people and kill their ass?

Looking at the back, a scholar was already leaning on the book, his teeth were pounding.

The veiled woman in black remained motionless.

The other is a boy who is growing his body, white and tender, and he is also quiet.

The black-faced beard nodded: "This business is good." The two fat ones are fat sheep, and they are in stock. ”

Red-faced Needless Robber: "That'...... Big brother, the woman belongs to you. The scholar and this child are brothers. ”

When the scholar heard this, he forcibly stood up: "Everyone...... Hero...... Don't insult the late life, the late life is a scholar. ”

"Hello reader, white! haha!"

"You, you are rude!

You must know that I am also a strong man!"

"Anal fissure, it's better, haha......" The robbers glanced at each other, and they all made eye contact with "you know", laughing even more happily, and their words were even more unbearable.

The leader of the robbers ignored it, turned his horse's head around himself, took the horsewhip, and raised the veil of the woman in black, and couldn't help but want to take a closer look.

Unexpectedly, the woman suddenly jumped backwards and upwards, and at the same time, the long whip hidden in her bag turned into a spear, stabbing the leader in the throat!

The incident happened suddenly, and the leader of the robbers flicked his horsewhip outward, and at the same time on one side of his body, although he avoided the vital point, he was stabbed in the shoulder with a deep blood mark.

He was annoyed: "Let's go together." Catch it!

When the robbers heard this, they were very excited, and they hurriedly surrounded her and attacked the woman together.

Although the good heart is in the chest, the animal nature is also hidden in the heart.

In many cases, in order to win, officers will use means such as slaughtering cities to stimulate soldiers' desire to fight, release the deep beastliness of men, and when the destructive power rises sharply, it will also greatly improve the combat effectiveness.

Obviously, the leader of the robbers, in a fit of rage, also took advantage of this.