You Cang Mountains, the mountains are continuous.

Looking down from the sky, a long and winding line runs through it, like a long gray snake lying on a green canvas.

Every day on this long and winding road, there is an endless stream of cars and horses, of course, the most is the fast donkey cart.

Fast donkey cart, just look at its name to understand, first of all, it is fast, can travel hundreds of miles a day. There is a donkey in the title, because the animal pulling the cart resembles a donkey, but is a kind of demon beast and domestic animal donkey offspring, the body is strong, the strength is huge, the thief eats fast, does a lot of work, is simply the hard-working animal world "model".

This animal was originally not available in the world, but research and research, and hybridization is also available.

It is rumored that this thing is the famous sect of the Xiuzhen world, Yongzhou "Ten Thousand Beasts", in addition to cultivation, the Xiuzhen sect is keen on the study of demon beasts, among which there are many chaotic monsters, such as double-faced cows, three-headed dogs, four-headed cats, five-crowned chickens, six-brained snakes, seven-headed lions and other atypical demon beasts, but there are also beneficial results for the people, such as this fast donkey is a typical example.

Looking at this animal, Sijiu sighed, if there is a chance, he must go to see the research scene of the "Ten Thousand Beasts", see how to turn nothing into something, forcibly create things, and have a long insight.

But seeing that the appearance of this beast is similar to that of a donkey, but the nose has one more horn, so it is called "one-horned donkey".

The pulled car was first called the unicorn donkey express, and then everyone was troublesome and directly called it the fast donkey car.

Every few thousand miles, there is a post station that changes the fast donkey and provides food and lodging, which is called "donkey shop".

Later, the place where everyone suspects lived was called a "donkey shop", which was not good, and slowly evolved into a "hotel".

Many people ride the fast donkey cart together, the long distance is long, boring to the extreme, everyone will chat, brag or something, some people find that they hate each other to see each other, and they become friends with each other.

Because of the good friends I met on the donkey cart, I was called "donkey friends", and later it was slowly extended to friends who traveled together.

Donkey-related words are not all good words, such as the wife stealing people and calling it a "green hat", which originates from wearing a "donkey hat".

There was once a coachman, because he ran away on a fast donkey when he met a robber, he was fine, but the fast donkey was injured, and the shopkeeper wanted to kill and eat meat, and he bought it and raised it home to repay his kindness.

Unexpectedly, during the period when the coachman went out to catch the car, the wife who stayed alone in the empty room was extremely lonely, and the fast donkey deduced an ethical story that exceeded the normal friendship of humans and beasts, untimely, heartfelt, and fragrant......

When the coachman found out, he killed the donkey angrily, and in order to vent his anger, he skinned and made a hat, and the people around him laughed at him for wearing a "donkey hat".

Sijiu, who has changed into ordinary clothes, is now riding a fast donkey cart.

It's just a donkey cart that has just been transferred to a "hotel" in the middle. Passengers are improvised because there is a stretch of the same road in the middle, commonly known as "carpooling".

The coachman is also newly rotated and has a poor appearance:

The hair is messy and the beard is greasy.

The reflective forehead is broad and broad, and the chiseled chin is pointed.

The mole's nose is collapsed, and the piglet's mouth is wide open.

A smile and a mouthful of big yellow teeth, a scar from top to bottom.

Everyone was surprised by this person's appearance, so they didn't dare to chat loudly in the car.

The driver was unceremonious, probably thinking that everyone was too dull on this trip, and turned around and took the initiative to pick up with everyone. Because the unicorn donkey knows the way, it usually doesn't need to be spurred all the time, and the coachman is also worry-free.

Every time the driver turned around to chat, there was always spit out between the big yellow teeth, and with the wind in front, it blew on the faces of the passengers behind without seeing it, and everyone felt disgusted, but they dared not speak out.

This is simply a great portrayal of the literal meaning of "spit on your own face".

Forty-nine is far away, so it is not affected, and I think it is funny.

It's just that a few passengers are uncomfortable.

Especially the first two, at first glance, they are rich outsiders, very husband and wife, fat head and big ears, fat fingers with jade wrenches, under the legs and stomachs thicker than others' waists, firmly pressing two big boxes, and touching them with their hands from time to time.

The two of them are miserable now, and when they got in the car, they grabbed the front position in order to show their noble status, and they didn't like to smell the smell of lowly people and farts.

Now, in addition to smelling the smell of the coachman and the donkey's fart, you have to cruelly "enjoy" the free saliva, saliva, and "fresh" breath from the coachman.

Behind the two sat a scholar, with an ordinary appearance, a thin figure, dressed in a long shirt, half leaning on his own book, hanging a sword often carried by scholars, shaking a folding fan in his hand when it was not hot, holding a book in the other hand, occasionally reciting a few sentences, and making a few exclamations, as if he was in learning.

If it weren't for Sijiu discovering that this scholar was using the cover of reading books, he would have almost believed the woman opposite, this is a scholar who only reads sage books and is seriously preparing for the exam.

The woman was dressed in a black suit, highlighting her slender figure, and wore a "hat" in the style of a high-topped wide-brimmed hat that was popular in Middle-earth at this time, with a thin, hidden black veil hanging from the brim.

She sat quietly and elegantly, like a girl who had not yet come out of the cabinet.

However, Sijiu found that in addition to carrying a burden, the woman had a package wrapped in black cloth on her knees.

Sijiu sat in the middle, and the back half of the carriage was loaded with some goods, which seemed to be some medicinal herbs.

The chubby couple hated the smell ahead, but luckily there was a rough section of the road, the driver was concentrating on catching the car, and the donkey was probably nervous, so he clamped his body parts.

So, instead, it became the best time for the air.

So, the fat man took out a pure gold "chopstick", and then stuffed it into his mouth, it seemed to be there, picking his teeth?

I don't know if it's really stuffed with my teeth, or if it's just to show off, so that I can dissipate the discomfort I suppressed before, and finally show my superiority.

However, isn't it too exaggerated to pick your teeth with chopsticks?

Sijiu looked carefully and found that the chopsticks were sharp and thin, and they were really extra-large toothpicks, so exaggerated that people were speechless.

However, Sijiu was inspired and thought to himself: If he uses this as a hidden weapon, how about throwing it out to fight?

In the future, we will also create a batch of such pointed "chopsticks", fight against the enemy, and have a "rain of pointed chopsticks", how spectacular it is!

Well, in the future, there may be nicknames "chopsticks" or "fast hands" on the rivers and lakes, well, it sounds better than "executioners......

Just thinking about it, I suddenly heard a sneer, and when I looked up, it turned out to be from the fat couple, and they saw the scholar's holy reading look and the thief who peeped at the woman opposite, and laughed a few words.

The scholar was not happy, and after a few words, he said: Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent things, don't move indecent things, and so on.

As a result, the fat couple finally found a new fun, and they were even more happy to spend money, sarcastically peeping at scholars is to use their eyes to "be rude", useless scholars, corrupt Confucianism misleads the country and the people, and it is not as useful as tofu milk, and ridicules poor reading, poor reading, and reading a poor scholar.

The scholar's face was red, and he retorted that he didn't have no money, but he just wanted to travel, and he had to keep a low profile when he went out, and he was full of beef.

When the fat man heard this, he couldn't help but be secretly shocked, because beef is not something that ordinary families can afford.

After all, cattle are cultivators, and the power of ploughing the fields is also strictly forbidden by the officials to kill cattle by themselves.

Only the eunuch's house and the rich man's house can eat secretly, or report at every turn that "the cow fell to death, only the cook", and by the way, the government gave some cattle parts to prove that the cow's soul had indeed returned to the netherworld, and then the person who died the cow "Qi Qiran" feasted......

So, the fat couple couldn't help but glance at the scholar.

The scholar became more and more proud, glanced at the woman opposite, and then glanced at the fat couple, the corners of his mouth raised, stood up, and began to recite poems, scolding Fang Xuan:

"The seven-foot beauty has a five-foot waist, and she moves very loudly.

How dare you run for a long distance, and you are afraid that the courtyard wall will fall in an instant. ”

Sijiu listened to a music, this limerick is done, it can kill the "Southern Dynasty Three Thanks" in seconds, and can be ashamed of the "big and small Li Du", just about to applaud to show encouragement, at this time, the donkey cart went to the corner, suddenly a gust of mountain wind hit, the scholar choked, and felt uncomfortable in his stomach, now, something happened!