Of course, the matchmaker didn't want me to go into that damn little room with Chang'e; who didn't know that we wanted to make trouble? If we let her participate, wouldn't the problem be solved? However, Chang'e couldn't rub the slightest sand in her eyes; wasn't the matchmaker the wife of the official? I had to say, "You'll be here as soon as you leave, so let's wait!"

This made me hesitate; Chang'e thinks about men, don't I think about women too? However, my heart is bigger than Chang'e, and I can't wait for the matchmaker and Wan Lisha to participate, isn't it more sexually happy? And Chang'e can't tolerate it, so I have to hide behind the door in a daze......

There was no sound from a single official outside, and the big drum "dong dong" sounded again.

I quietly looked in: "Just as the official said, the difference is that he is wearing a leopard skin vest, his hands are red hair, and he is holding the drum hammer tightly and hitting it violently......"

Chang'e shouted first: "Are you crazy, aren't you? The official master is here, there are grievances and shouting grievances, go away without grievances, don't disturb the court here......"

This guy turned around and smiled, the beard on his head swayed back and forth, without saying a word, he stepped directly into the public hall and shouted: "Where is the official master?"

"Zhen Nyima's big blind man! I am wearing an official hat, an official robe, and official shoes, even if I am blind, I can see it, how can he be so blind?"

The matchmaker sat high behind the desk, and Wan Lisa was also huddled aside......

The matchmaker shouted, "Who is here?"

The old guy didn't kneel, turned his face to look at me, pointed with his finger, and couldn't help but "chirp" and shouted: "The official is here......;

I really want to punch him in one fire and blow him up! This guy didn't almost kill him! I walked over to him only at shoulder height, so I had to ask, "Why are you knocking on the big drum in front of the door?"

He smiled strangely and said, "Who is wronged? Erlang God, this guy, has become my golden hoop stick, and my ears have been restless, so I have to come and see ......."

Chang'e was stunned! It turned out to be Sun Wukong; no wonder the movements were very similar, and she also performed some strange actions with added oil and vinegar, which made people suspicious; she couldn't help but say: "You come one step late, Erlang God is gone!"

The old man with a long beard flashed into Sun Wukong, sat on the public desk, deliberately blocked his eyes with his right hand, looked at the matchmaker, and then looked at Lisa and said: "......The woman who is not as beautiful as Gao Laozhuang is!

As soon as he heard this, he almost turned me into vinegar! Staring at Sun Monkey's head, he asked: "What about Zhu Bajie? Is he dead? I still remember the stupid thing I did back then? This is a scar in Chang'e's heart, and I still have pain until now." ”

Monkey King followed

Zhu Bajie has feelings, and it is inevitable that he will cover up for her and say: "Zhu Bajie has received the punishment he deserves, why do you mention him?"

Chang'e had to say a few words of honor beside me: "Zhu Bajie is an out-and-out pervert, so poor that he still wants to marry a daughter-in-law? Let him always be a monk! Only in this way can his ambition be locked." ”

Sun Wukong wore the mantra sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva, his golden hair was exposed, the red hair on his face became more and more obvious, as if it was still the same as before, and his head was not as tall as my shoulders; his body swayed, he couldn't stop for a second, he got into the garden at the back door, turned around under a tree and said: "Is there a peach tree......?

Chang'e and I walked around him, and there were many servants who came to see the strange, the strange, and Zhu Bajie falling in love, and followed closely......

Sun Wukong came to the wellhead, put his head in, took a sip of water, and shouted to the well: "Zhu Bajie, can you drill out of here?"

Everyone was very strange, staring at the wellhead for a long time, and they didn't see Zhu Bajie come out......

Sun Wukong turned around and muttered: "Okay! I'm leaving, go to Erlang God, and tell him not to change my golden hoop stick in the future, my ears are itching so badly!"

Suddenly, Wan Lisha and the matchmaker came to me, and Wan Lisha said, "Master Guan, there are two cases, can they be solved?"

Before I could speak, Sun Wukong came up: "My old grandson, I have solved a lot of cases, which one is not clean;

I don't dare to say that he doesn't have such a big business, but you can give it a try, and I can't help but throw out: "You break?"

Chang'e pulled down her gloomy horse face, and snorted in front of Lisa: "You haven't thought about a man yet, you don't know the effect of man's breath, he will fascinate you to death! Why do you come up with such a bad idea? Let the official master solve the case?"

Sun Wukong was quite generous, and he didn't think about it and said, "You two go and rest! I'll solve the case." "I kicked my leg and flew away......

Chang'e held my arm tightly and dragged me hard, and I was about to enter the room with a double bed, and there were many officials standing by the door, staring at the big bed, but they didn't dare to go in......

With a flash in the air, Sun Wukong landed, smiled and said, "You haven't told me yet, what does the criminal look like?"

I described it in a panic, but I couldn't say it clearly, and the matchmaker casually shouted: "A rotten old man; just a reporter, he suspects that people are ...... with his daughter-in-law."

"Ah, how can there be such a phenomenon of rebellion and immorality, and what is the face of a tattered old man?"

I panicked to find a branch, picked up the leaves, and painted in the ground for a long time, but I couldn't draw it; I was helpless; Chang'e flashed out the round mirror, zoomed in and searched for a long time, but I couldn't find it......

The matchmaker remembered: "Husband, don't you have a handprint?"

Sun Wukong was very surprised when he heard this, staring at the matchmaker and asking, "What are you calling him......?"

Chang'e lowered her face, gritted her teeth and said, "My marriage with my husband was personally graced by the Queen Mother, but I didn't expect him to have this kind of relationship with the matchmaker......

Sun Wukong turned around a few times and shouted for a while: "The matter of marriage is managed by the Queen Mother, if you have a grievance in your heart, you should talk to the Queen Mother?"

Chang'e was very unconvinced, chattering in her heart, and the queen mother flashed in the pupils of her eyes, she seemed to be much older than before......

Sun Wukong took the initiative to ask: "Queen Mother, Chang'e has a grievance in her heart, and his husband has an affair, what do you think?"

The matchmaker dragged Wan Lisha tightly and knelt in front of Chang'e, her eyes were firmly fixed on the queen mother and shouted: "Long live my king, long live it! Our marriage is handled by the husband, please ask Your Majesty for permission......"

Sun Wukong didn't say anything about this sentence, is it appropriate for them to call Her Majesty the Queen Mother......

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong's ears were very sharp, and he could actually hear what I said, and quietly replied: "Why is it inappropriate?

No wonder! At the Pan Tao Conference, many immortals called it that, but the Jade Emperor did not squeak, and this matter puzzled me for a long time, and I did not find the answer......

The Queen Mother's gaze finally fell on my face and asked, "Master Rabbit, what's the matter?

As soon as I opened my mouth, I said a great deal of time, and the Queen Mother became impatient and cried out, "All right, in this case, from now on, the marriage of the two of you will be regarded as the removal of the hatred of the master of the rabbit against me!"

It turned out that the Queen Mother knew that I hated her, and it was so wise! Not only did the matchmaker become my wife, but Wan Lisa also got her approval......

Before she could speak, the Queen Mother disappeared into her pupils, and a voice came from afar: "Chang'e, the matter of marriage, the man has the final say, unless he originally intended to write a letter of divorce, otherwise, if he marries, it will be a lifetime." ”

The matchmaker and Wan Lisha suddenly jumped up, and the two high-fived each other and cheered: "We finally have a husband!"

Chang'e's round mirror still hasn't found the tattered old man, what should I do? What happened just now made me panic, and she shook her hand and said, "Don't look for it!" As soon as she put her hand away, the round mirror disappeared......

Sun Wukong was also disappointed, spread out his helpless hands and said: "If you can't find anyone, you can't solve the case, and I can't help you!"

At this time, I panicked, and quickly shouted: "Li Fanren—come out to find someone?" I shouted several times, but there was no movement at all;

Or Wan Lisa was smart, and openly said: "Husband, don't call it......!

(End of chapter)

Immortal Dao Saint Venerable