Chapter 83: Smelling the Chicken and Dancing

Sister Hong looked relaxed and proud, and said with a big grin: "Yes, it's called leeks outside, and we're called Mrs. Le, you will understand in the future, eat more, Coke."

Come on, eat some more meat!

In recent years, I have kept all the pigs, cows, and sheep that have been killed in the village.

If you don't come, no one will be able to eat, and if you come, you must do it all!"

Then Sister Hong picked up pieces of oval meat and put them into Changlong's bowl......

Jiang Li looked up at the ceiling, wondering if he shouldn't come back. At the same time, the tragic images of countless pigs, cows, and sheep flashing in their minds when they were cool under their crotches......

Changlong didn't know these things, he had never eaten human dishes, and after eating them for the first time, his eyes lit up instantly.

Scrambled eggs with leeks, he ate half a plate in one go!

He also ate most of the slices of steamed whips!

plus I don't know where Sister Hong got the oysters and snake meat......

Changlong can be said to be very happy.

Although Jiang Li didn't want to eat, under the threat of Sister Hong's rolling pin in one hand and a dead chicken head in the other, she didn't eat much less than Changlong.

After eating, Sister Hong cleaned up the table and pulled Changlong to chat, laughing heartily from time to time...... Jiang Li, who listened to it, was furious, and always felt that Sister Hong was digging his old bottom.

In fact, it is true that Sister Hong is talking about Jiang Li being beaten by her when he was a child.

Originally, this was just a childhood anecdote, but Changlong listened to the shocking stars, and looked at Sister Hong's eyes with a deep fear, even a little more than afraid of Jiang Li.

In the evening, Sister Hong immediately ran upstairs to make the bed......

Jiang Li and Changlong finally breathed a sigh of relief, and after glancing at each other, Changlong finally couldn't help but ask, "What are pig treasures, sheep treasures, and cow treasures?" ”

Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, and looked at Changlong again, a big man didn't even know what these things were?

But before Jiang Li could think about it, Sister Hong had already come downstairs, ran over in a hurry, and pulled the two of them upstairs with one hand!

Bang dang!

The door was closed, and then I heard Sister Hong shouting outside: "It's late, you guys rest early......! Ahem, sleep!"

Jiang Li looked out the window before it was dark, and the villagers who had gathered on the road in the distance to prepare to watch the public movie, there were black lines on their heads, and he said in his heart: "Mom, can you make a draft first if you lie? Our ancestors are thick-skinned, so we can't be slapped in the face like this, right?"

Jiang Li tried to push the door, only to find that the door was locked......

Jiang Li was completely on the verge of collapse, and he swore that he would not have children in the future and resolutely not take his girlfriend home!

Otherwise, let his mother toss so much, any girlfriend will have to toss and run away.

This night, Jiang Li and Changlong stared at each other at first, and then the two of them heard the sneaky sound of someone approaching the door, and after a long time, there was a puzzled voice: "Could it be that the frozen baby has expired......?

After a few more moments, a long sigh sounded, followed by a slight sound of footsteps.

Jiang Li was speechless for a while, while Changlong breathed a sigh of relief......

Jiang Li fell asleep not long after......

Changlong couldn't sleep, the first time he entered human society, he originally thought that he was a wolf into the flock, but it turned out that the first stop was the wolf into the tiger's den......

In his eyes, the people in this village are all fierce people, and he can't beat any of them, and he is a little trembling when he looks at anyone.

For the first time, he regretted that after he was promoted, he would become so handsome according to human aesthetic standards, and he knew that he still retained the appearance of a middle-aged uncle, so how could he still have this trouble.

glanced at Jiang Li on the side, sighed, and Changlong also slept.

On the roof, Heilian sat there, glanced at Changlong, then looked at Jiang Li, and said, "Forget it, don't remind him first, just ...... Well, bank deposits. ”

This night, Jiang Li dreamed of all the beautiful girls in elementary and middle schools, high schools, colleges and universities, and entered society, so that he roared angrily in his sleep, looking for water to drink all over the world.

The next day, it was dawn.

After Jiang Li opened his eyes, he was dumbfounded!

He and Changlong were lying on their sides facing each other, and the two of them still kept a certain distance, but that was the main part, and there was still a part that seemed to have been lifted up and held up for a piece of the sky!

"It's okay, my long ......" Jiang Li comforted himself, and at the same time scolded in his heart: "Mom is too pitiful, so many kidney supplements, aren't you afraid of blowing me up?"

He pushed the door, and the door opened, and it seemed that someone had gotten up earlier than him.

When he went downstairs, Jiang Li saw Sister Hong sitting on a chair in the courtyard with Erlang's legs crossed, snorting melon seeds angrily, and scolding a big rooster passing by in front of her: "Useless things, I finally raised you, I can't lay an egg, what use do you say?"

When Jiang Li heard this, his face immediately darkened......

"Mom, I'm in love, not a seeder. Can you give us a chance to take it step by step?" Jiang Li asked.

Sister Hong raised her head, glanced at Jiang Li, and then after thinking about it, she said, "Aren't I also in a hurry, look at the old Xu family, everyone's grandson can make soy sauce!"

Jiang Li rolled his eyes and said, "Mom, the children of the old Xu family are all forty years old...... I'm just ......"

"What are you? Let's talk about seniority, regardless of age. By the way, your nephew hugged his grandson this year, and I didn't even see a shadow of my grandson, do you think I can not be in a hurry?" Sister Hong continued to mutter.

Heilian was stunned and said, "Your nephew is so fierce? You are only in your twenties, isn't your nephew a grandfather in his teens?"

Jiang Li replied in his heart: "My nephew is a nephew in seniority, and he is seventy-six years old this year. ”

Black Lotus: "......"

Heilian coughed dryly and said: "The two of us are one now, in the future, you will call me Daddy, according to my age and generation, all demons will have to call you an ancestor when they see you in the future." According to the lifespan of earthlings, you are at least the level of a monkey......"

When Jiang Li heard this, he really wanted to give him a slap, but if Sister Hong was not here, he couldn't do it, so he could only give him a roll of the eyes and let him understand it himself.

"Don't talk about it, breakfast is ready for you, you two will remember to eat it later." I heard from the next village that I got a donkey today, I'll go and see ......" After Sister Hong finished speaking, she got up and walked out.

Jiang Li subconsciously asked, "Mom, do you want to eat donkey meat?"

PS: Released this month, the number of daily updates has doubled after it is ready to be released. In addition, I have recently started to save manuscripts and put them on the shelves to strive for a big explosion.