Chapter 82: The old lady is fierce
Changlong on the side asked curiously, "Is this ...... Is it really your house?"
Hei Lian also asked curiously.
Jiang Li wiped his nose in embarrassment, knocked on the door again, and said, "Mom, what are you doing?"
I heard Sister Hong's voice sound: "Don't talk nonsense, I'll ask you to answer, come in if you answer correctly, get out if you answer wrong!"
Jiang Li smiled helplessly and said, "Mom, what are you doing?"
Sister Hong didn't care whether Jiang Li agreed or not, and asked directly, "How many people came back together?"
Jiang Li immediately said, "Two people!"
Sister Hong's tone immediately became excited and hurried, and she asked, "Except for you, is the rest of the one a man or a woman?"
Jiang Li immediately said, "Female!"
Click!
The sound of the deadbolt being ripped open sounded!
Syllable!
The doors are open!
A red figure burst out in an instant!
Jiang took a step forward and said with a smile on his face: "Mom......"
As a result, a jade hand pressed on Jiang Li's face, Sister Hong took advantage of the situation and pulled to the side, stretched out her head and looked behind Jiang Li, and said with disgust while watching: "You get out of the way, don't block it." ”
Jiang Li: "......"
When Sister Hong saw Changlong standing behind Jiang Li, her eyes suddenly lit up!
Sister Hong hooked Jiang Li's shoulders and dragged Jiang Li aside, and asked in a low voice, "What's the relationship?"
Jiang Li said hehehe: "It's all brought home, what do you say?"
Sister Hong suddenly opened her eyebrows and laughed, patted Jiang Li's shoulder hard, and laughed: "Good boy, worthy of being my son! This girl is not bad except for her shoulders are a little wider......
Jiang Li sighed, can a man's shoulders not be wide?
After speaking, Sister Hong beckoned to Changlong and said, "Girl, what do you call it?"
Jiang Li's head was suddenly covered with cold sweat, and then he remembered that he hadn't asked what this guy's name was......
Changlong said slightly embarrassed: "I...... My name is...... Longning. ”
"Long Ning, good name, don't stand outside, let's get inside." After speaking, Sister Hong diligently pushed open the door and motioned for Changlong to enter the house.
Then Sister Hong stood at the gate and shouted in her voice: "Xiao Ning, you're welcome, when you arrive at your aunt's house, you should treat it as your own home, hahaha......"
This voice is very loud, Jiang Li estimated, if it weren't for the strength and the equipment, Sister Hong would definitely know all the people in the village, chickens, dogs, cattle and sheep!
However, looking at Sister Hong's arrogant and happy appearance, Jiang Li's heart also warmed, I hadn't seen her so happy for many years......
Recalling that when I went home in previous years, Sister Hong basically looked at him with a gloomy face and a sneer, and he was hairy all over, and he had to lock the door in the middle of the night, for fear that Sister Hong would make a girl throw him on the bed in the middle of the night and forcibly pass on the ancestry.
It's not a joke, because, according to his long-missing Lao Tzu, that's how Jiang Li came from......
After entering the door, Sister Hong immediately greeted Changlong enthusiastically to enter the house and sit down, and then after moving out all kinds of washed melons and fruits, she stared at Changlong vigorously.
Not to mention Changlong, Jiang Li was a little embarrassed, and at the same time glanced at Changlong's Adam's apple with a weak heart, but to Jiang Li's surprise, this kid's Adam's apple was actually very small, and the small one was basically invisible!
He breathed a sigh of relief...... patted Sister Hong's shoulder and said, "Mom, it's time to cook......
Sister Hong was stunned for a moment, and then said with a dry laugh: "I almost forgot, so I'll do it." Ay...... Girl, what do you like to eat?"
Changlong was stunned, what to eat?
Although Changlong has done a little homework on this world, it is only a few scratches of the surface, and he still knows a lot of things. Especially the food, he didn't study it at all.
Because in the demon's eyesight, eating, there is no pursuit at all, as long as the basic body energy can be maintained, as for the taste or anything, never think about it.
With that time, it is better to cultivate and improve the strength to be real and reliable......
Therefore, Changlong really didn't know what he liked to eat, so he said, "Anything is fine." ”
When Sister Hong heard this, she smiled even more happily, and secretly said to Jiang Li: "This girl is good, I like it, my mother! Polite, modest, and quiet, good!"
After speaking, Sister Hong smiled heartily and said, "Since you are not a picky eater, then my sister will cook you a good meal today!"
When Jiang Li heard this, his head was full of cold sweat, and he coughed dryly: "Mom, seniority......"
Sister Hong glared at Jiang Li and said, "You mean, if I give birth to you, my mother will be old, right?
Jiang Li was bombarded by Sister Hong for a while, a little unbearable, his eyes rolled, and he pointed to an old hen who was watching the excitement at the door and said, "Mom, this guy is so fat, let's eat it at night!"
As soon as Sister Hong turned around, the old hen seemed to be targeted by an eagle, and she turned around and ran away......
Sister Hong smiled and said: "If you usually lay a laying hen, you will definitely not have your share, but for the sake of your contribution today, you are right!"
After speaking, Sister Hong rolled up her sleeves, lifted the hem of the red robe and long skirt, picked up a rolling pin casually, and rushed out in stride, shouting at the same time: "Where to run!"
As he spoke, the rolling pin had already been shot!
The old hen had not gone far, and when she turned around, a rolling pin flew towards her!
Boom!
The old hen fell to the ground!
Then Sister Hong took the old hen to the kitchen, humming a small tune while walking: "A chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand, and a fat doll behind her, ahaha......"
Looking at the crazy old lady, Jiang Li only felt a headache.
Jiang Li looked at Changlong again, but Changlong slowly swallowed his saliva and said to Jiang Li: "Your mother, it's so fierce......"
Jiang Li hummed, agreed, and then said, "Don't say anything else, no one in this village has beaten her." When I was a child, I was bullied, and she was able to drive the other party's family to the outside of the village to join relatives, and she didn't dare to go home for three days. ”
Changlong subconsciously said: "There are still people who can bully you?"
Jiang Li nodded.
Changlong's heart was cold, and he silently deleted the plan to slaughter the village from his mind, and sandwiched a danger sign, and marked: "This village is full of demons, and I can't afford to mess with ......."
Dinner was quickly ready, and Jiang Li was dumbfounded as soon as he sat down at the table!
It's not that the dishes aren't rich, it's ......
"Mom, you're too direct, aren't you?" Jiang Li whispered to Sister Hong.
Sister Hong said hehehe: "I've brought them all home, what are you pretending to be? Aren't you young people all open? I'm calling it a homeopathic kick to help you." ”
Jiang Li wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Mom, it's not a homeopathic kick, it's a kick on the doorstep." ”
Sister Hong said disapprerovingly: "It's all the same thing." ”
After speaking, Sister Hong diligently picked up a leek with a large chopsticks and sent it to the Changlong bowl with a confused face, not knowing what was in front of her, and said with a smile: "Girl, don't be restrained, eat some totole, ha......"