"Old woman, old woman, you see this is the monkey hair I got from the Monkey King with a peach, full of spirit, and the hat made of it, ordinary little demons don't dare to approach it at all!"

A short old man smiled and sent a piece of clothing to a little old lady.

The front teeth with a notch look unusually funny.

"You're smart, what's wrong with your teeth?" the little old lady's eyes narrowed with a smile suddenly froze, and then asked with a concerned expression.

"It's not that monkey yet, his temper is too impulsive, and it hasn't changed at all in almost five hundred years!"

Saying that, the land covered his teeth and said helplessly.

The monkey is a Taiyi demon fairy, full of treasures, I thought that nothing would happen with the seal of the Buddha, but I was still blown by the monkey in one breath and almost didn't lose my breath.

That's what the tooth will fall out.

But it's worth it for the sake of this hat.

Thinking of the father-in-law, he looked at the smiling mother-in-law of the land, and suddenly smiled.

"Old man, don't do this in the future, we can just be a small land in peace, or have less contact with those big people. ”

The land mother-in-law put her hat on her head and said with concern.

The land is the lowest priesthood in this world.

Not to mention those big names, even some cultivators in the mortal world can shout at themselves and others.

Wuzhi Mountain is pretty good here.

It's like some poor mountains and bad waters.

Maybe one day the land will be captured by monsters and stewed, or some demons will directly seize the god position.

For the death of a small god like the earth, Heavenly Court doesn't care at all.

After all, there is simply too much land.

You can't fight with that demon king today because of a few lands, and encircle and suppress this demon saint tomorrow.

Then it's better to reseal a few pieces of land to save trouble!

"Yes, yes, add fifty percent to the copper juice and iron pills for me today. ”

Immediately, as if he remembered something, he covered his front teeth that were still faintly painful, and gasped.

"No way!"

The father-in-law of the land was stunned for a moment, and looked at the mother-in-law of the land with a confused expression.

Why not?

"Gotta double this monkey. ”

Land Father-in-law......

"Hey, who let this monkey beat you. ”

The land mother-in-law laughed and was about to go to get the gourd.

"Boom~"

"Whoa~"

"Oops~"

"The house is collapsing, don't knock!"

The whole ground began to shake incessantly, and the earth began to spill continuously, and the land and land women suddenly swayed left and right, looking very embarrassed.

"Oops, this group of people makes such a big noise every time they knock on the door, they don't know-"

"Father-in-law of the land, come out to pick up guests!"

Xuanzang's voice made the voice of the father-in-law of the land who was about to complain stiffen.

"Dead old man, I said why do you always go out early and return late late, is it the fox spirit in Erlitun, or the painted skin demon in Qiuming Mountain, you tell me today... Make it clear!"

The land lady lifted her crutches and threw it at the land father.

"Oh, old woman, listen to my explanation, even if I look up to others, do people look up to me?"

The land lord shouted while dodging his crutches.

"You... You've got a crush on those hooves!"

......

At the foot of the Two Realms Mountain.

Xuanzang, Gao Yang and the others looked at Xuanzang with shocked faces.

It's-

It was like a landslide.

Is this monk a monster?!

"Gollum~"

The sound of swallowing saliva rang out one after another.

Fang Jun and the others subconsciously shrank their heads.

Although I have known for a long time that the master is awesome.

But this is not at all awesome to explain!

This is a heifer planting green onions, awesome!

But—

"What about the land?"

Gao Yang looked up at Xuanzang and asked.

Looking at the crowd who looked at him.

Xuanzang's face remained unchanged, but in his heart, he had already begun to scold his mother.

I rub!

This is not right, in the memory of the poor monk.

On the way to the west, the poor monk's big apprentice poked the ground with a stick that could be long and short, and the land and mountain gods came out?

The poor monks are so moved.

But none of them came?!

How can you drop if you look down on poor monks?

Wrong!

The poor monk is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, how can he not compare to that splashing monkey!

Could it be that the poor monk's strength is too small, or-

Hand over King Kong and smash it again!

"Hey, hey, the monks don't speak~"

Gao Yang looked at Xuanzang and smiled at the right time.

"Gao Yang, don't mess around. ”

Fang Jun hurriedly blocked in front of Gao Yang, and said in a trembling voice.

"That's right, Gao Yang, maybe the father-in-law of the land is not at home today. ”

Fang Ling also hurriedly relieved the siege.

"Amitabha, Your Highness didn't mean it, Senior Brother Wan Mo was angry. ”

Even the debate machine walked to Xuanzang's side and whispered.

Seeing the scene of Xuanzang's foot shaking the mountains, no one can face all this calmly.

What if, what if Xuanzang didn't hold back his rough movements?

The thin arms and legs, but with their hands, it is estimated that no one present can stop it.

"Amitabha, what His Royal Highness Fang Ling said makes sense, maybe the father-in-law of the land is not at home when he goes out, and the poor monk thinks that it will be better to visit next time——"

"Who, noisy, noisy, annoying, annoying!"

Xuanzang retreated, and a cane with Shou Tao on it smashed on the ground, and a deep mark was suddenly smashed on the ground.

"Whoever knocks on the door will... Will you knock on the door, will you... Can you not knock on the door?"

What caught his eye was an old man with a blue nose and swollen face, and a gap in his front teeth.

The moment he saw this old man, Xuanzang's eyes lit up.

Isn't this the land father-in-law coming out!

Look at these five short figures, look at this white beard, and this kind one-

Ahhh~

Why does this face look like it has just been stepped on by a shoehorn?

"Also... What else is it called picking up guests, whose guests are you picking, what are you shouting in broad daylight, didn't you say the code a long time ago?"

The father-in-law of the land rubbed his waist and scolded and said.

What the hell is this-

Who is so unreliable!

"Amitabha, the public security of the land is good. ”

Xuanzang said with some embarrassment.

"Okay, old man, I'm not good, who are you, what are you doing here, what are you doing here, give me a walk one by one!"

The land lord waved his hand to drive humanity.

Xuanzang's palms kept rubbing.

Amitabha's, how come the father-in-law of this land can't get some oil and salt!

The beauty of the poor monk in this prosperous era is slightly inferior to the author.

This old man actually ignores the poor monk?

What should I do if my hands are itchy?

Will you be falsely accused if you do it?!

"Hmph, hahahahaha, do you monk think that you will be fooled if you find an old man to play the princess of the land, even if you want to find a fake one, you have to find a better actor.

Look at this messy beard, and then look at the shoehorn print on this face, you shouldn't have been swept out of the house by the land mother-in-law, right?!"

Gao Yang scoffed.

Even Fang Jun couldn't help but bow his head and hold back a smile.

"You little girl, you ...... you"

The father-in-law of the land was about to say something when he put aside his white beard, and suddenly his face was stunned?

"You little girl, old man, I... I've seen you. ”

Gao Yang was stunned for a moment, and then his heart was happy.

Seen me?

This old man is really from Chang'an, and now he must know the identity of this palace and repent, ready to unmask Xuanzang, a stinky monk, but the next sentence of the father-in-law of the land made Gao Yang's face stiffen.

"You ......"