Chapter 84: Immortals have shoehorns printed on their faces?
"The last time you came with you, you were a little doll. ”
The land said with a sigh on his face.
"I didn't expect you to grow so big so soon. ”
After recognizing Gao Yang, the tone of the land also softened a lot.
After all, although the other party is just a mortal, this identity is really a little scary.
"You... What nonsense are you talking about, don't think that if you fool this palace, this palace will believe you, when has this palace seen you!"
Gao Yangqiao's face was cold, and he said loudly to the land.
originally thought that this old man really recognized his identity, and was ready to abandon the darkness to help him expose Xuanzang's ugly face.
But now—
This obviously wants to continue to fool himself!
"Tsk, little girl, you are not very old, why are you more forgetful than my old man!"
The land suddenly had an old face, and said with a calm face.
"When I first saw you, you were still a little doll, and at that time you took this rock sugar gourd and followed the nobles in.... Just ......," Tu Shi wiped his eyes, and then pointed to a clearing.
"Just standing here. ”
"Peal~"
Gao Yang's eyes widened suddenly, and he took a few steps back in disbelief.
It seemed that it was the first time he followed his father to the location of the Two Realms Mountain, how did this old man know?
No, no, it's a coincidence!
"And then the second time, you're standing in this place!"
Then the land pointed to a place and spoke.
"Third ......"
"Fourth ......"
......
With the land, Gao Yang's complexion became more and more strange.
All-in!
The others looked at the land of talk, and their faces became a little strange.
Although Gao Yang did not confirm that what this land said was true, he could guess from Gao Yang's face alone that there was a good chance that this was correct.
In an instant, the eyes of a group of people looking at the land changed.
There is awe.
There are disappointments.
Fear because the land is God.
Although it is only the most unpopular god, it is a god anyway.
The reverence of the gods for mortals is as if they were born with an imprint engraved in the depths of their souls, even for the nobles.
And the disappointment is-
God looks like this?!
Could it be that the shoehorn mark on the face is some special divine pattern?
"You... Are you really the father-in-law of the land?"
Gao Yang asked tentatively as he looked at the land.
"The father-in-law of the land can't afford it, but the land is me!"
The land touched his white beard and said with a smug expression.
Gao Yang was suddenly shocked, and looked at Xuanzang with some awe.
What the monk just said is true?
He... No bragging!
He's really awesome!
But—
Gao Yang couldn't accept it.
This feeling is like a dead friend who has been at the same table with you for more than ten years, eating and sleeping together all day long, and then he said that he was a rich second generation.
You don't believe it!
Then suddenly one day, this private jet returned to his home two miles away.
It's going to be confusing!
That's how Gao Yang feels now.
"Father-in-law of the land, I have seen the father-in-law of the land alive!"
Cheng Chuliang suddenly stepped forward, tugging at the white beard of the father-in-law of the land, and kept pulling it, as if confirming that this was a real person.
"Go, go, you've seen the dead land father-in-law!"
The land suddenly said with a look of disgust.
If only the little girl was so affectionate to the old man, it would be okay.
What kind of trouble are you going to make with a big black man!
"Second brother, my father said that this fairy is full of treasures, and we will pull some beards and go back later!"
Cheng Chubi looked at the father-in-law of the land, and his eyes lit up.
"Go, go, whose unlucky child, the side is finished, come over again, don't blame the old man for being welcome!"
The land picked up the crutches and said speechlessly.
What a kid who taught it by two fools.
The gods are full of treasures.
Give you a chance, do you want to kill a fairy to taste it!
Fight no-
"Oh, my dad is Lu Guogong Cheng biting gold. ”
The earth's expression froze, and he turned his head to look at the two two hundred and five stiffly.
No wonder –
No wonder!
"You don't need to pull it, if you want a beard, you can give you a little when you leave. ”
Sure enough, those who are with the princess are not ordinary people, they can't be provoked, they can't be provoked!
"Wow~ Is the father-in-law of the land so easy to talk to?"
Cheng Chubi and Cheng Chuliang brothers suddenly looked happy like a two-hundred-pound child.
The father-in-law of the land suddenly straightened his chest, although he did a little cowardly, but he successfully established his tall image!
It's still alive.
"That, the gods are like you, do they like to print shoe prints on their faces?"
Land Father-in-law......
The land turned to look at the black boy.
Black boy, you narrowed the road, you know?
What does it mean that immortals are like me and like to print shoe prints on their faces?
Is this a shoe print on the old man's face?
The old man was plotted against him!
"Puff~"
The next moment, Gao Yang and Fang Ling, who were originally surprised by the identity of the land, couldn't help laughing.
Gao Yang gave Fang Jun a fierce look.
It's funny for this black boy to be stupid.
The face of the land has become darker!
"Amitabha, father-in-law of the land, we are looking for you to come out because we have something to ask for. ”
Xuanzang stirred up his facial expressions to make himself look more like a virtuous monk.
"What's the matter?"
Subconsciously asked.
"Amitabha, I heard that the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago was pressed on this Wuzhi Mountain, I came here to see the demeanor of the demon monkeys, I don't know if the father-in-law of the land can take the poor monk to see. ”
"Shhh
Suddenly, the land seemed to have heard something terrible, and hurriedly shushed at Xuanzang.
"Monk, you have narrowed the road, do you know, what is the meaning of making trouble in the Heavenly Palace? That's all the monsters bragging, and the monkeys are just a little bit of a joke. ”
"Amitabha, can the father-in-law of the land take the poor monk to take a look?"
Xuanzang blinked and looked at the land and asked.
"Hmph~ Of course it's - no!"
The words of the land made everyone who had stretched their necks suddenly show disappointment one by one.
"You think that place is so easy to see, there is a great god guarding there and no monsters and mortals are allowed to approach, you better go down the mountain as soon as possible!" said the land, rubbing his shoehorn face.
Then I seemed to remember something.
"By the way, did you see anyone knocking on my door just now, and calling the old man to come out to pick up customers?"
The land asked through gritted teeth.
Who is so lacking in virtue here!
When I go back tonight, I am expected to be beaten and interrogated, when will this day be the end!
The next moment, Gao Yang Fang Jun, Debate Machine and others looked at Xuanzang and
Xuanzang ...... You're selling your teammates, aren't you?
"Ah, it turned out that you monk did a good thing, old man, old man, I will kill you!"
The crutches were raised, and the next moment they were about to throw towards Xuanzang.
"The guards here are the five truths, and they are friends of the poor monks. ”
It seemed that there was no power, but the blow to the land suddenly stopped.